spotto: (when she smiles)
So apparently there is a PONY SORT! And as you can tell on the right, I went ahead and did it. It certainly was not as tedious as a Tohosort because there isn't a million characters, but on the other hand it wasn't as difficult either because unlike Touhou I'm not all that fond of background characters...even if some of them are outranking villains and other minor characters. Even so seeing a ranking would be interesting, so there it is. Nothing too interesting or out-of-the ordinary though. There aren't any fancy images like on the tohosort though...and if I can recall, the Hetalia Sort also did not have images so hooray Touhou! For now I guess. I think it makes most sense for Touhou to have images since it has A LOT of characters and thus, most people won't recognize some of them. In pony, if you know ANYTHING about the fandom at all most of the characters on that list should be recognizable. Maybe the truly casual fans might not know who some of those background ponies are, but that would be it I think.

And since I placed the image on the right there I feel compelled to fill out this side with some text. Uh. Those last few posts kind of took away all my ranting ability at the moment, so. Well I recently watched a Firefly marathon...and I don't really watch live-action television very often at all, with maybe Law and Order: SVU as the sole exception (unless sitcoms count because we all know my sense of humour is the worst thing ever) and the series wasn't bad. I can see how it became a cult hit, and yes it truly was cancelled before its time. The female characters are all quite varied and strong, and the male characters are no slouch either...but I honestly have nothing really to say about it. It was good... that's about it? Do I have a favourite character? Ehh... I dunno, not really. If I HAD to choose one it might be...the pilot? Wash? Yeah maybe him. Not ESPECIALLY though, I don't really like any of them more than the other...hmmm.

Speaking of Live Action TV, I watched the latest episode of SVU and was crushed when they revealed my favourite reoccurring character to be a murderer and thus written off the show. NOOOOOOOOOOOO! She was so cool! WHY! WHY DID YOU DO THAT!? And it wasn't even like a noble murder like self-defense or whatever! She staged a rape because she was jealous! What! I don't! NO! WHY! LIES! On the other hand while I am still somewhat peeved that they wasted potential bringing back the old ADAs the new one is actually quite interesting and well-written. So good on that at least...thus giving us some more courtroom scenes which were rather limited in the beginning of the season...oh well, moving on.

Did I write enough on this side yet? No? Okay then. Uhhh... the songs in the latest episode were good singing-wise and while some tunes DID get stuck in my head it was less because they were catchy and more because I kept listening to them over and over and over again. What little of Southern Pinkie was amazing and AJ's ability with high notes and long notes was not surprising, but rarely heard due to the type of songs she usually sings. Yes, that Ashleigh Ball person really is an actual singer! RD though with the same VA sounded pretty average (STILL good, but when compared to the other singing talent is average) but I doubt singing with your non-natural voice is easy. Rarity and Twilight sang amazingly as expected and Fluttershy actually sung a bit differently than I'm used to, more whispery and quiet-like, guess she wasn't crazy happy like the Find a Pet song. (She can fall into Pinkie's voice sometimes when she's singing that cheery-like)

I think despite how controversial that episode was, my very favouritest part was when Pinkamena smiled. Because flat-mane Pinkie RARELY smiles and when anyone who rarely smiles, smiles, it is the most heart-warming thing in existence, then seconds later the crowd shouts out her name. That was a huge amount of emotion flowing through the screen into your soul. So much so I even made an icon out of it...see? What else can I ramble about? Oh, there are apparently official show-accurate plushies out there that don't cost an arm and a leg, and...if they do not mess up Fluttershy I may buy her... after Pinkie. Really depends on the quality of those two on which I buy first, Pinkie moreso because favourite, but Pinkie's mane is a bit hard to tame on these plushies...on the other hand they ALWAYS mess up Fluttershy somehow, so I don't know. Have I rambled enough yet? Getting there! What else to say? Well I am doing something extra ambitious on Sims which has a 50% chance of failing spectacularly...BUT I WILL TRY, 90% of the time when I play that game it's making stuff and then making them work as opposed to actual playing!

MY RAMBLING IS SUFFICIENT! GOOD DAY, READERS! This has been Spotto.
spotto: (:O)
 Have you ever read a story or watched a movie or some other media depiction of whatever, and enjoyed every single minute of it? Every line is perfect, the characters are interpreted amazingly well, and the plot is amazing? Have you?
 
Now take that work and put one glaring flaw in it. A flaw that isn't necessarily huge in itself, but in your eyes big enough that it will nag at the back of your mind every time you read or watch or play it. Say you're having this feast of your favourite foods and EVERYTHING is the best you've ever tasted...except that one dish. That one dish which is your favourite dish of all, but it's very rarely prepared if at all and so you rarely have any of it. The moment you sink your teeth into this plate, your mouth cries. It goes numb and soon this repulsing aftertaste stays on your tongue despite the ingestion of the rest of the absolutely delicious foods...that's how I am feeling right now.
 
I mentioned it in my last post, but I thought to elaborate. The mixed feelings in my mind cannot be tamed. I read this splendid AU story of triumph over evil, of magical whimiscal adventure and harrowing unwielding tragedy, of mystery and angst, of humour and excitement. I've read antagonist Keine before. A sadist and malicious psychotic Keine who enjoys the pain of children (that do not die, to clarify) of a mastermind glorious Keine who pulled the strings of everything in one well-executed twist. The former a comedy, the latter a serious work, but both put Keine on the pedestal. It makes her important and capable. She is deliciously evil or amusingly dark, but in this work...in a world where everything is magic, Keine is mundane. In a world where the evil forces are large, Keine is small. Where the story is grandoise but Keine is insignificant...and everything the canon Keine believes in is thrown into the gutter, leaving only a mannequin of what she is, pre-programed to hate, to damage those weaker than her with not a sense of dignity. It is like the author stabbed me in the back, digging it into my heart after I was so invested into the story for so long, for so many chapters.
 
I have gone too far, I must keep reading...but that one nagging feeling will continue on. I hope for the sake of my favourite character there is a point to her being so outraegously OOC, to be the only teacher in canon yet the worst in the story. If she serves only to make the protagonist's righteousness shine ever greater, my disappointment will be bare....it will leak into my expectations and enjoyment of such a fine piece of literature, which saddens me deeply.
 
How can something so perfect have such a heartbreaking flaw? I would rather Keine have any other role in the story than this, positve or negative, or not even appear at all. The fact that fans of the story do not seem to care about this is...not unexpected because unless it was one of THEIR favourite characters or at least a major one in the canon itself, why would anyone else give a shit? I've already started spouting jokes about how no one gives a damn about UFO because it's true, being the least popular game. People will forget it, cite it as the, if not worst, least-memorable or unappealing music, characters, maybe even gameplay! I can only sigh in defeat and hope what the face value is, is not just face value...but that there is a deeper reason to such a...forgive my language, fucked up mutilation that is the Keine in this story.
 
Oh yeah and Mokou witnessed the despicable actions of this "Keine", but in this story they have zero connection. 
 
I suppose at some point my mindset will become like ZUN's...the more I complain about things the more I realize I should just write it or create it myself so I will have my own little universe where there are no personal flaws. Can't find a good fun game? Make one yourself. Can't find a satisfying story? Write one yourself. Somehow, I feel this goal is something I do want to reach someday, whether it be a completed story or comic or picture or even a game. Something satisfying for once where I have no need to rant.
 
But for now my mind is tasked to search rather than create in the meantime. You will never know.
spotto: (FLUTTERSHY)




I'm sorry I'm having too much fun with this episode.
spotto: (WOOP WOOP)
Why else would a male and a female of the same species with a nearness in age 'travel' together? because theyre friends? gimme a break.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--
It is impossible for men and women to be friends.

HAHAHAHA OH MAN YOU ARE KILLING ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
spotto: (Crimson Red)
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UGH SPOTTO

GO TO BED
STOP STARING AT BAD DIGIMON FAN VIDEOS
STOP STARING AT NEGIMA SPOILERS
STOP STARING AT CAT-GO-BOOM
STOP READING THE APH ANON-MEME

GO TO BED NOW

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fucking NIGHTO damnit!!!

spotto: (Cuteness that can KILL)
China!High.

I'm motherfucking China, I've survived every fucking thing you can fucking imagine. My national animal is a dragon and it's too fucking awesome to exist. Remember that fucker Rome and his huge!shitload fucking empire? Well he's dead,  I'm still fucking here, and I'm still older than him with a youthful complexion that'd turn you into a pedo and he, he looked like the goddamn pedophile, not to mention that bastard Legolas--I mean Germania. I influenced every fucking country surrounding me and they all tried to take me over, like those goddamn Mongolians and even that beautiful motherfucker Japan. And they all failed, not a single one of those fuckers ever managed to conquer me, and that's how bloody awesome I am. I've taken drugs, eaten every single animal and animal part you can imagine, told those fucking capitalist pigs to shove a cork into their mother's conch, and I'm still fucking here. Every single fucking country tried to attack me because I had everything, like my wicked silk and my completely fucking wicked tea, so much better than that bastard England's. And I still have every fucking thing. That shirt you're wearing, made by me, and just for the hell of it I slip in a little bit of lead in everything I give out because everybody else is a fucking ungrateful bastard. I laugh at all your panicking faces of lead poisoning-fucking doom. I have the biggest fucking army anywhere, and if you try to even touch my goddamn Wall I'll throw you across the Indian Ocean and into the depths of the goddamn moon right into that fucking american flag that isn't even there because that's all just propaganda shit you capitalist dogs feed to your ignorant stupid-ass people. I invented everything before everybody else, not that adorable cockface Korea because I was here before you and I will always be here with my amazing-to-fucking-god flag and my billion-plus people, ready to tear your face off just because WE FUCKING CAN. I'm fucking China, a four thousand-year-old immortal demigod, and much fucking better than you white devils, aru!

China's kinda girly and...sad in Hetalia, but you know the greatest achievement he has over many other countries (besides being holy!shit old) is somehow still being sane despite all that crap. I mean look at fucking Russia. Look what the hell happened to him and he's only seven-hundred-freaking-years-old. Then again 'sane' is a term being used rather loosely here...

He's still girly though. :P

I still maintain that Korea is the manliest!asian. I was possibly considering HK, then realized that half the fandom thought he was a girl at first, including myself, and some still do... Taiwan is probably manlier than China and Japan, even with Japan's rather manly voice in the anime and Taiwan's a girl, but that's not really new. Pretty much all the girls are somehow manlier than some of the guys. Hungary for example, is manlier than every guy, and she still somehow pulls off a pretty feminine maid...perhaps because she is a girl. Then again it's not like any of the guys never wore a dress before or something, or perhaps I'm blurring the line between fandom!crack and canon!crack. 

Also, if Korea is the manliest!asian...then he's the manliest by a long shot. Are any other asians supposedly REALLY muscular, as described in his profile? (Actually, does ANY other profile describe a character as REALLY muscular!? Is Korea possibly the manliest character after Hungary!?!?) Well  there's Rome but he's an old man who...actually looked kind of like an old man, or at least slightly older than everyone else...and France has a bit of a beard, but France is not that manly xD. In fact Korea was that fucking awesome hermit kingdom, burning foreigner's ships and killing any stranger daring to come one foot into their waters...kind of like an extremely aggressive savage animal. Perhaps a sabre-tooth tiger? Or does that fit more for Japan since sabre-tooths like to take over a pride by killing/driving out the alpha male, and all their children, and then raping mating with the helpless females there for their own children, but sometimes the exiled alpha male can be awesome enough to come back and kill/drive off the invading male and kill their children they just made and remake their own children.

Man, too many children die in nature.

No, I did not just compare annexation of a country to killing babies...which Japan did anyway. They basically took like every east asian country except China because like I said above China is just that awesome (or maybe because they were really big so it would take more resources and time unlike small little wimpy places like Hong Kong or Singapore or something. Maybe I should come up with something better than England's colonies....at the time.)  You know what. What the fuck was with Japan then anyway. Taking over all of asia! The nerve! How dare you try to force your extremely successful tradition and values as to help modernize the other countries! You little vile fucking piece of shit! Well, at least I hope that was what they wanted to do, unfortunately THEIR METHODS WERE MORE SAVAGE THAN SABRE-TOOTH TIGERS. Or perhaps just like sabre-tooth tigers. Did you know sabre-tooths aren't even cats? Their closest relatives are kangaroos or some shit, so Australia is actually supposed to be the badass sabre-tooth tiger. wimpy CANADA WILL BE WATCHING FOR YOU, AUSTRALIA! >:

But of course we have to watch for Australians...they have all the scary poisonous things that can kill the army the size of China.

GOOD GOD, EVEN THE CHINESE CAN'T STOP THOSE AUSTRALIANS. 

And now we know which country will rule the Earth in five hundred years after World War III and the War of Oil, Gas, Caffeine, and Other Unnecessary Things to Make Life Lazier. 

God I feel like a hippie.

I apologize. I have not gone to bed yet and I'm just really fucking tired and bored and stuff...and like, felt really patriotic or something. (Even though I'd rather live in Canada than China. MUUUCH more. Don't get me started on North Korea.)
spotto: (The Ukiest of Ukes)
So I was INCREDIBLY BORED at 4am...



...the anime begins...

Yuuna: HAY I WANNA BECOME TEH BEST AT SPINNING TOPZ! *enters regional competition*
Makie: Liekomfg I hail from teh AMERICAS that's why my hair is stereotypically pink!!!! Let's be friendzzzzz!!
Yuuna: Liek yay okay! Did youse know it is mah TENTH BURFDAE!?
Makie; Zomfg!? Happi BURFDAE!
Chisame: RAWR. I r loner leader person of some gang who destroys those pesky SPINNING TOPZ!
Yuuna: I will stopzorz you!!!11!!!1! GO BLUE DRAGON THINGIE!
Chisame: You dumbass you don't have it yet.
Yuuna: Oh...GO SPINNING TOPZ!
Chisame: Hahaha, my spinning topz is more superior so you lose.
Yuuna: NOES!!!!

The next day...

Yuuna: Liek omfg my sword thingie popped out this BIG BLOO DRAGON THINGIE AND IT JUMPED INTO MAH SPINNING TOPZ!
Makie; Likewtf!!! You eat too much suuuuuugar you dumbdumbhead!
Yuuna: You da one who eats da suga, YO!
Makie: OH YEEEEEEEEEEEAH
Yuuna: I CHALLENGE YOU SHARK PERSON AGAINZ!
Chisame: You have no hope for my spinning topz is more superior.
Yuuna: OH YEAHZ!? I HAVE A BIG BLOO DRAGON!
Chisame: Like WHUT!? Well I have a superior BIG RED BIRD CHICKEN THINGIE...this roleplay is retarded.
Yuuna: Psst...don't go out of character...AHEM, OMFG WTF IS THAT BIG RED CHICKEN THINGIE!?
*the beasts wrestle*
IT'S A TIEZZZ!!!
Everybody gasps.

*at the regional competition*
Yuuna: Sos I beat teh unimportant preliminary peoples...WHO BE MY SEMIFINALZ OPPONENTS!?
Ku Fei: IT BE I! I R STEREOTYPICAL CHINESE PEOPLE! LOOK AT ME YIN YANGS RAWR! LOOK IT MAH CHINESE TIGER THING!
*white tiger appearz*
Yuuna: OMFG CHINESE! HOW WILL I WIN!?
Ako: No WORRIEZ! I MAKE YOU SPINNING TOPZ MORE SUPERIOR WIT MY HAX!!!!
Yuuna: ZOMG I GOTZ HAX NAO!
Ku Fei: WHUT!?!?! OH NOES I HAVE NO CHANCE I GIVES UP!!! YOU R SUPERIOR!
-
Makie: NOW is mah turnz to win at this semifinalz so I cans face Yuuna in TEH FINALZ!
Chisame: No, a dumbass will not defeat me.
Makie: GO SPINNING TOPZ!
*Chisame's spinning top smashes into Makie's necklace thingy*
Makie: OH NOES! You brokez mah grandma's worthless necklace THING!!!!
Ako: Omfg that be your GREEN TURTLEZ!!! I canz put it in yourz spinning topz wit mah HAX!!!
Makie: Likeomfg!?!? MAH GREEN TURTLEZ ISTH SUMMONED!!!1!!!
Chisame: Oh no. What will I do.
*Big red chicken thingie wrestles with teh green turtlez*
Chisame: Good thing my top is more superior.
Makie: OH NOES I LOSE!?!?!
-
Yuuna: I will avengez MAKIEZ YOU STUPID PERSONZZZ!!!
Chisame: Just because you have hax doesn't make your spinning top more superior.
*bloo dragon and red chicken WRESTLE!!*
Chisame: Oh noes, my spinning top isn't that superior after all. *loses*
Wilhelm: Congratulations. You top four are now the team that represents Japan in the world tournament. You are called the SPINNINGTOPZBREAKERS.
Yuuna: ZOMGYAYZ!
Wilhelm: Chisame is the leader.
Yuuna: Fuck!

*commence Ku Fei arc*
Ku Fei: Mah old friends think I r traitor.
Yuuna: That ish dumb.
Ku Fei: So that why we in China yes?
Ako: No we in China to use our spinning topz for tournament.
Chisame: Hn.
Chao: KU FEI! YOU ARE TRAITOR!!!
Ku Fei: NUUUUU!!!!
Makie: That is not nice!!!!
Fumika: I r here to take your white tigerz!!!
Ku Fei: NUUU! I WILL NOT LET YOU!!!Z
*commence epic wrestling*
White Tigerz: Rawr I run away because you are incompetent.
Ku Fei: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
Chisame: I am disappointed in you.
*insert some battles here*
Ku Fei: I r earned me tigerz back and NAO I FACE YOU CHAO!!
Chao: YOU ARE STILL TRAITOR! THAT TIGER SHOULD BE MINEZZZ!
*commence tiger vs. lion wrestling*
Chao: NOES! My EPIC MONSTER ANIMALZ GOD THING IS INFERIOR!
Ku Fei: Yes! I R WINRAR!
Chao: I wrong, Ku Fei. You not traitor.
Ku Fei: HOORAY!

*commence Makie arc*
Makie: My mommy hates me. D:
Yuuna: That ish dumb.
Ayaka: HARHARHARHAR! YOU ARE INFERIOR, MAKIE! YOU FAIL!
Makie; NOES!
<Spotto has actually forgotten the details of the Max arc, so moving along...>
Makie: I R DEFEATZ YOU WITH MAH TURTLEZ, IINCHO!
Ayaka: NEVAAARR!!!
*commence epic wrestling of turtle and eagle*
Ayaka: NOES! I HAV FAILZED MAHSELF!
Makie: AHA! I R WINRAR AS WELL LIKE KUU FEI!
Ayaka: You are superiorz, Makie. You r not a failure!
Makie: YAAAY!

*commence pointless european arc*
Negi: I r Negi, I r european. You r all UNCOUTH!
Anya: I r Anya. I r also european. No waitz I'm Russian! SHITZ! WRONG PLACE!
Negi: Russian ish European you dummy!!!!
Nekane: SAMEZ!
Nagi: Liekomfg!
*and they get beaten so let's move on*

*commence emo Chisame arc*
Chisame: This team sucks. I'm going to get brainwashed by a corny black spinning top version of my own and steal everybody's epic monster animal god thing.
Kazumi: Yes, join us Chisame. Join the people who know how to use grammar.
Yuuna: WHERE IS CHISAMEZ!?!?!?
Kazumi: She's sick.
Yuuna: Ohs.
Chisame: HAHAHAHA. I have left you for EVIL, stupid retarded old team! I don't need my old spinning topz anymore, for I have the black corny version! *throws it at Yuuna*
Yuuna: NO! CHISAME! WRRRRRRRRRRRRRY!?!?!? *cries*
Makie: Today be a sad day.
Ku Fei: NOOO CHISAME! ACCORDING TO THE FANGIRLS I'M SUPPOSED TO YAOI WIT YOOOOOOUZZZZZZ
Chisame: O__o
Ku Fei: That was just my line, aru.
Ako: STAY IN CHARACTER!!!!! I am a geek with a laptop.
Chisame: Hahahaha I am all superior now with my superior BLACK spinning topz. No one can defeat me. You all meet me in the middle of nowhere on top of some ice if you want to defeat me!
*Yuuna, Ku Fei, n' Ako follow her commands*
Yuuna: YOU MUST COME BACKZ CHISAME!! WE LOVES YOU!!!
Ku Fei: According to fangirls I love you moar.
Chisame: ...well I HATE you. So prepare to spin topz!
Yuuna: GO BLOO DRAGONZ!
Ku Fei: GO WHITE TIGERZ!
Chisame: Go black chicken thingie...
Ako: I dunno why I spin topz too, but I TRY ANYWAY BECAUSE I HAVE EPIC HAX!
Chisame: *easily defeats them all* Hahahaha! I am superior!
Makie: *jumps out of airplane* MAKIE TO THE RESCUUUUUUEZ! Mah mom with her moar superior hax, haxxed up mah spinning topz!!!!
Ako: >:
Yuuna: HERE BE YOUR OLD FRIEND, CHISAMEZ!! GO RED CHICKEN THINGIE!
Makie: Go GREEN TURTLEZ!
Chisame: Gasp. My spinning topz is getting inferior! That means I must rejoin you because my joinage of the dark side is foolish.
Yuuna: AHA! WE HAVE WON CHISAME'S LOVE BACK!
Ku Fei: But according to the fangirls, she loves me moar.
Akira: Hahaha!
Fuuka: Hahaha! *stealz Makie's green turtlez*
Makie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Akira: Our collection is almost complete!
Fuuka: LET US RETURNZ TO KAZUMI AND SAYO NAO! HAHAHA! EVIL RUSSIANS R US!
*they leave*
Yuuna: Well that suckz.

*commence...the FINALS! DundunDUUUUN*
Announcer: IT IS TEH SPINNINGTOPZBREAKERS VERSUS TEH DEMOLITION HOES!
Audience: GASP! WHO WILL WINZ!?
Announcer: First up iz CHISAMEZ versus AKIRAZ!
Ku Fei: ! GOOD LUCKZ CHISAME!!!
Chisame: *havs a fire chicken*
Akira: *has a water whale*
*Gee I wonder who would win*
Chisame: Wow, I'm REALLY that inferior, huh.
Yuuna: NOES! WE ARE DOWN 0-1!!!
Makie: And because mah wicked GREEN TURTLEZ ish gone, it ish all up to you, KU FEIZ!
Ku Fei: I UNDERSTANDZ!!! WHO BE MAH OPPONENT!?
Sayo: Hahahaha! I am your opponent! *has a wicked wind falcon*
Ku Fei: I SHALL WINZ!
Sayo: Mah wicked wind falcon can hurt you!!!!!!!!
Ku Fei: OH NOES! OUCHIES!
Yuuna: WHUT!? THAT NOT FAIR!!!!
Wilhelm: Oh well.
Professor Akashi: Apparently there isth a rule in the rule book that if youse cannot see what isth hurting the person you cannot stop the match.
Chisame: That's kind of...really dumb, don't you think?
Professor Akashi: Hey, it's not MY daughter suffering.
Sayo: Mwahahahaha! I r evil and wicked!
Ku Fei: OUCHIES! I WILL STILL BECOME WINRAR!!! GO WHITE TIGERZZ!!!
Sayo: Oh noes!!!
Ku Fei: *hair is undone in all complete pretty and fembishie glory!!!*
Chisame: I refuse to say my next line.
Ako; YOU HAVEZ TO!!!!!!!!!
Chisame: NO.
Ako: *kicks Chisame in the UH OHS, I mean her shin*
Chisame: O____Poihsdbjgkejr pg[hgf....fine, like omfg, Ku Fei looks hot. THERE!? YOU HAPPY!? Stupid yaoi fangirls, even though we're not even guys but playing guys and GAH.
Sayo: I WILL NOT LOSE! GO WINDY TORTURE FALCONZ OF DOOOOOM!
Ku Fei: RAWR! *her epic and wicked WHITE TIGERZ protects her and she DEFEATZ SAYOOO!*
Everybody: GASPZORS!
Negi: KU FEI!
Chao: KU FEI!
Ayaka: KU FEI!
Chisame: This is retarded.
Yuuna: KU FEEEEI!!!
Ku Fei: *in all her almost-dead fembishie glory, gets scrolled away in a gurney*
Yuuna: I WILL AVENGE YOU KU FEIZ!! *turns and points at Kazumi* BY DEFEATING THEIR LEADERZ!!!
Kazumi: *glares*

DUN DUNDUUUUUUN!!!

*commence the final battle...doodododododododum!*
Kazumi: Apparently I am a cyborg. AHEM. I have calculated in my computer chip brain that I have a 99% chance of defeating you.
Yuuna: OH GOODZ! I GOTZ 1%!
Kazumi: I am also here to avenge Sayo's death! SHE'S A GHOST NOW RAWR!
Ako: Wait, that didn't happen--
Chisame: Oh STFU.
Makie: Yay! GO YUUNAZ!
Yuuna: GO MAH BLOO DRAGONZ!!!
Kazumi: GO MY ICE WOLF!! RAWR.
*explosions commence, including a big explosion of ICE!!!*
Kazumi: We are now in another dimension because that's just how awesome I am.
Yuuna: Well, that's kind of cool!
Kazumi: Wait, what happened to your grammar defect?
Yuuna: It's an act of course! TO FRY YOUR BRAIN CELLS!
Kazumi: Ah, so that's how the other's lost. Luckily for me half my brain is a computer so I am not affected. I have this firewall you see.
Yuuna: If it's Norton it didn't work.
Kazumi: I'm not that stupid to use Norton.
Yuuna: DAMNIT!
Kazumi: Now my superior spinning top will now defeat your clearly inferior spinning top! GO ICE WOLF!
Yuuna: I WILL NEVAR LOOOOSE!
*commence epic explosions*
Yuuna: Oh noes I am losing.
Bloo Dragon: DO NOT LOSE FAITH, YUUNA.
Yuuna: WTF!?
Bloo Dragon: The gods have decided to perform a miracle. If Kazumi wins the world will be lost, so I can now speak to motivate you. You are the chosen one to save the world.
Yuuna: BUT THEY'RE JUST DUMB SPINNING TOPS!!!
Bloo Dragon: Hate the enemy, not the tool.
Yuuna: Right fine. RAWR! ASAKURA! I R MOTIVATED!
Kazumi: Oh...is that supposed to scare me? GUESS WHAT! I HAVE ALL THE EPIC MONSTER ANIMAL GOD THINGS!
Yuuna: OH SHI-!
Kazumi: And because I hold such power I will now go insane and my hair will explode all creepily...WHAT!? I'M NOT ALLOWING MY EPIC HAIR TO BE RUINED LIKE THAT! I QUIT! *walks off*
Yuuna: Uh.
*ice dimension breaks*
Ku Fei: *on crutches* OMFG!! YUUNA IS NOW TEH WINRARZ OF EVERYTHINGZ!!!
Makie: LIEKZOMFG!!!!
Ako: CONGRATULATIONZZZZ!!!Z
Chisame: ....this is still retarded.
Yuuna: Uh.
Announcer: SO YUUNA IS NOW THE SPINNING TOPZ CHAMPION! HOOOORAY!
Everybody: WE MUST GO CHALLENGE HER!!!
Yuuna: Uh.

And that is the epic story of the spinning topz.
The End.

spotto: (Cuteness that can KILL)
Which Digimon is the best Digimon of season 01?
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ANGEMON OF COURSE!!!! WHO WOULD SPEAK DIFFERENTLY!?
The faaaaar second is WarGreymon, who looked really cool.

Which Digimon is the best of season 02!?
That's right, ANGEMON AGAIN!
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*everybody looks at Spotto*
...okay fine, the best EXCLUSIVE 02 Digimon is...
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...obviously Silphymon. Hawkmon and Tailmon are wicked awesome so combining them makes it like....even MORE awesome. Words cannot describe such levels of awesomeness, however it does not compare to Angemon's awesomeness.

Which Digimon is the best of the Tamers season!?
Tamers failed for the sole reason of not having Angemon. In fact the only thing cool about this season is how epic they evolve, otherwise it's bleh. (The CG was AMAZING)
But the best Digimon here I guess was...
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Galgomon...a bunny with guns is wicked. However that picture is of BlackGalgomon, but the pictures of just plain Galgomon sucked, so here, an even COOLER Galgomon.

EDIT: It has come to my attention that Terriermon, the rookie form of Galgomon is actually a dog, but WHO CARES. I still say an epic bunny with machine guns.


Which Digimon is the best of the Frontier season!?
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ANGEMON OF COURSE! *everybody groans*
Yes he appeared in Frontier but he died, which sucked. If you're asking for an exclusive Frontier digimon I guess I'll go with...
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D'Arcmon! And then everybody asks me who this Digimon is, which I reply with no idea because it comes from the movie which I never watched.
Which doesn't really make her Frontier exclusive but I realized how shitty the Digimon in Frontier were despite really enjoying this season...but if I HAD to choose...
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...because...wings. (Shutumon)

Which Digimon is the best in the Savers season!?

I honestly never watched this season, but if I were to stare at all the Digimon featured, there were many epic looking Digimon but they all looked too similar to each other (all KNIGHT-ISH)...so I'd go with this guy:
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BantyoLiomon...looks AWESOME.



And FINALLY, while I love Pokemon what with CUBONE and Jigglypuff and Sandslash and other wicked Pokemon, DIGIMON'S NEWER DIGIMON ACTUALLY LOOK GOOD AS COMPARED TO THE SHITTY NEW POKEMON THAT LOOK WORSE THAN SHIT.

And finally...Aoi-dono, using the Japanese names of Digimon feel weird. HERE:
Galgomon...Gargomon (gee I wonder what happened there)
Shutumon...Zephyrmon (O:)
BantyoLiomon...BanchoLeomon (This is actually quite a change because there are two different species of lion Digimon, Leomon and Liomon, so to change a Liomon evolution to a Leomon evolution is quite major)

Anyway, that is all. :D

spotto: (I BE A SCARY BIRD)
Hello.

How many of you are chinese? Yes, you and you?

Ah. Well I am also of Asian descent from that very country!

Now, my fellow chinesians! How many of you are PROUD to be chinese? How many of you look up to the other races, pointing up at the sky, and boldly announcing that YES! OUR ANCESTORS BUILT THE GREAT WALL! Yes! OUR ANCESTORS CAN MAKE PRETTY CALIGRAPHY! Oh how proud a race are we! We overpopulate you in every area besides India (stupid India...) We are the greatest bestest most WONDERFUL race of them all! And we are proud because we...

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...do not support Geico. At all. Evil insurance company.

I WAS NOT LYING WHEN I SAID I FOUND DEAD DRIED LIZARDS FOR SALE IN CHINATOWN.
There were snakes too, lololololol.

And now, a word from our sponsors, the spiders:



Tomorrow I will apparently be drinking gecko soup. Whether or not I will actually try it is still up in the air, if I do and I die of gecko-poisoning because of karma, remember Spotto as a hero who awared others of the evils of Geico!

...whut?

Apr. 29th, 2008 01:11 am
spotto: (The Ukiest of Ukes)
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Wow, Microsoft Word fails.

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Woo! I'm happy, oh so very happy! I should change my email address here to Gmail, so if there's anything interesting, like comments or soemthing, it won't go to my unwanted Yahoo account! I will now thank Aoi for Gmail, and remember folks, you CANNOT get Gmail unless you have a friend or Google themselves invite you, and that's not a big chance (1 in 20.)

Dude, the friend I was introducing LF to, asked about Yaoi LF pairings. Cough, they do not exist, nope. Most LF fans are male dorks who would rather go ahead and code new characters (Yes, game codes is harder than HTML, BELIEVE ME) spriting bright coloured blinding characters and watching cool flash movies of it then think about Romance at all. Also, there is no romance in LF2, even though most characters are boys like Beyblade, mostly because they all have no personalites....ok, before LFO came, that is, BEFORE. Though, if they DO plan on creating a freakin Anime out of it, Yaoi pairings WILL pop up and RAID everywhere to no end!!! If we could estimate what the most popular pairing would be, my guess is whoever would be more popular.

Currently on LF2, Freeze is the most popular, but in the spite of LFO and their retarded design changes and crap, it is most definitely not so!  So, let us speak about he mgiht be the msot popular character on LFO fandom. Now who has  improved greatly, in looks since LF1? We must remember that this is the ART, not the game sprites, so despite Rudolf looking like a crazy lunatic as the sprite does not mean he looks like that in ART, Sicne Rudolf looks wonderfully like a mysterious "ninja" person in the ART. Ok, but if you think of the show itself, most probably it would be centered around Davis, Stinky, Woody, Dennis, and Cutie. Let's compare that to Beyblade,  Takao, Kai, Rei, Max, and Kenneh.

What's currently the msot popular pairing in Beyblade? TyKa and KaiRei, that's what. Who is in both of thsoe pairings? Kai. Who would most likely be most popular in Davis, Stinky, Dennis, Woody, or Cutie?

My guess, Davis. And Dennis would be moreso like Max. So if it's Davis, and another person in the group who may come just as popular would be Woody.
So...Davis/Woody? *thinks about it* No...pairings not good in video games...but if it did turn into an Anime, that might be a popular pairing...><
How about a popular nonyaoi pairing? Which is too easy, Woody/Cutie. Why Woody? He's a freakin pimp, I can see him with Windy or an effin' Sorcerer.

But there is as a matter of fact, some LF2 pairings that do not relate to LFO out there. Jan. Yes, Jan. She's a character in LF2 who became ignored in LFO. Who is she paired with?

Currently, there's 3 guys they paired her with. Davis, Freeze, and John.
And no, John/Jan is something I HATE!!! With a great passion! I saw too many edited pictures of it...><
There's also a floating threesome out there! Woody/Jan/Dennis! OMG, ISSHEANEFFINMARYSUE?!HASLF2LOSTTHEIRCHANCESOFBEINGGREAT?!
No, she's a sole female, XD

Yes, LF2 is in its early stages. it is not ready to be attacked by Yaoi-loving rabid fangirls just yet. Wait until they hit the Anime and get popular, that's when it'll be hit by Yaoi-loving rabid fangirls.
of course, if they ever do publish some damn Anime, I will be the sole creator of Rudolf/Henry (in seme uke order, not other way around!!)

Man, talking about pairings from a game is weird...
Let's move on! SPRING BREAK NEXT WEEK! KOHAKUXRIN IS VERY CUTE! BEYBLADE THE MOVIE COMING OUT ON DVD IN 5 DAYS!

Who here watches Witch Hunter Robin? You there? You? Or You? Hm? *points at every direction* Who's your favourite character? Hm? *points at someone*
Random fanboy; I LOVE ROBIN! OMGZ, SHE IS SO STRANGE AND COOL AND STUFF AND SHE CAN LIKE MAKE FIRE AND-
....and who did all the calculating for it to be possible?
Random Fanboy: uhh...I forgot.
Yes, today is NAME THAT IGNORED BISHIE! (He IS a bishie, no, HE IS cute, if you think he isn't, HE COOL! MUCH COOLER THAN THAT AMON IDIOT! Cliche character alert!)

So who is that character in WHR, who made it possible for things to happen with researching? (THis is very easy)
Oh, and what's the name of that bald guy again?

Yes, KohakuXRin is very cute. Inuyasha has captured my heart without Inuyasha being part of it, XD!

I lvoe j00 ignored characters! I CAN HUG YOU ALL!! ^___^

Anyway, my new Gmail is [message Spot on MSN to find out]
I will now rip off Ami's livejournal.

Colour of the day: Green (IT'S ST. PATRICK'S DAY!!)
Crack Pairing of the day: Rudolf/henry...O_o
Cute pairing of the day: Kohaku/Rin
Juice of the day: Apple Juice

-spot, greenalicious!







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