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Okay, this week will definitely SUCK. Why? Because it is the week all teachers think it's important to send reports home before actual report cards and I know 100% because my Math teacher always does, send home one for Math. I hate that damned teacher. He's nice and everything but he can't teach. D:

I had lobster yesterday! Which is kind of coincidental since we had an arthopoda test today. Crustaceans are yummy. (Why do I ALWAYS pronounce crustaceans, custodians? I do NOT eat janitors. ._.;) Funny thing that my mom cooked delicious food on mother's day, lol. Okay, so I'm going to my fourth field trip this month (hopefully) this Friday, to the movies. I'm probably going to watch Blades of Glory since I already saw Spiderman 3 and nobody wants to watch Shrek 3 with me. ._.; That and the third Pirates of the Caribbean isn't out then. D:

Besides that...my life is uneventful. The Dim Sum on Saturday was quite good btw. We waited forty minutes for seats, lol. Okay, life rant over.

One more thing, I think I screwed up my tenses on the English essay for like the millionth time. Spotto = FAIL with tenses. D:
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Once upon a time in a far, far away land lived a princess. The princess was heir to the throne of the kingdom, yet had not found a prince yet. This upset the king, who constantly looked for a perfect husband for his perfect daughter. Yet to his dismay, the young princess didn't seem interested in finding a spouse quite yet. She seemed like the happiest single person in the world, and could care less for love at that moment. One day, the young princess was skipping airheaded-ly in the yard of her castle, humming a wonderful tune. She was doing graffiti on trees, which is carving messages onto them, and she was throwing rocks in the pond.

"I broke my own record! Six stone skips!" The princess cheered.

While the scene looked incredibly joyful, the only person in the royal yard of the kingdom was the princess herself. She didn't seem to have any friends, or siblings, and the servants and maids were far too busy to play with her as well. The 14-year-old girl sighed as she watched the sun set in the distanced horizon. Perhaps the only reason she was sad was her lack of companions. She once asked to own a dog, but her father had dismissed it, saying that a lady should not be playing with such unruly, disgusting, and inferior animals.

The girl stared at her own reflection in the castle's pond. She smiled at the fish swimming around freely, and the princess watched them with mad concentration, quite bored from everything else she had done. She then tried to poke the water to see what would happen, which only led to a saddened frown as the fish all swam away like she was shark hungry for food. Although the princess loved her fish, she sometimes found them boring and repetitive. Sighing once again, the young lonely girl laid on the ground with her arms behind her head, watching the clouds and seeing shapes with her own imagination.

"Oh! That one looks like a frog! Ooh! And a ship!" She pointed at the clouds in the sky, which to someone else would've just looked like a bunch of puffy clouds.

The princess continued to stare at the water vapours of the sky for a while more, seeing more and more everyday things and animals until she saw a large cloud to the sky, slowly floating into view as if taking over the earth's atmosphere. The girl squinted at it, trying to figure out what it could be. At first, it looked like a person's head, but the wind slowly changed its shape, and the princess found herself spending a lot of time just staring at this one cloud.

"Huh, it looks kind of like a pineapple!" The princess smiled, as she was finally satisfied with what it was. She jumped up and noticed that a whole hour had gone by and the sun was almost down, and the moon was already up. She walked back towards her castle when she noticed one of the garden's bush was shaking.

"Hm? Maybe it's a raccoon!" The princess said as she walked up towards the garden bush. As she got closer, the bush stopped moving, and the royal princess scratched her head. She was about to touch the bush itself when two ugly hands grabbed her from out of nowhere.

High-pitched screams erupted from the kingdom's massive garden, and the sound slowly died off with the yelps of horror being scattered during the night, eventually there was nothing left but dead silence.

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A young redhead woke up in the streets of a village, yawning. She scavenged around town for breakfast for a few hours and noticed some sort of redundant chat going around the community. Completely curious, she ran around searching for her favourite thing to read in the village, the newspaper. Often she could never find one, due to her lack of money to even buy one. After hours of asking strangers for their newspaper, she finally found a discarded paper on the ground, albeit most of it was ripped up. Picking it up, she noticed the size of the title for the front page story was unusually large. Whatever it is that had happened must've been huge.

"Aww. The front page is all ripped. I can't make out what the title even is..." She said to no one in particular. She sat down on the ground, leaning on the wall in the alley in disappointment. After a few minutes, the girl noticed something on the bottom of the page.

"Kin-...speaks...high noo-...castle...-alcony" She muttered as she read it out loud. It was severely ripped, but she knew whatever had happened would be discussed by the ruler of the kingdom. She looked up at the sky and the sun was high in the air, it meant that right now was high noon. Rushing off, the redhead discarded the newspaper and had to figure out what had happened.

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Once the redhead reached the castle balcony, there was a massive amount of townspeople gathered around. The crowd was huge, and the redhead tried to get closer to the castle, but to no avail, as if the whole village was there to listen to the king. She poked her head out of the crowd and painstakingly was able to see the king's head from all the people in front of her. She noticed that the ruler of the kingdom was choking up in his speech.

"I...I don't know what to say right now...what kind of monster...could've done this?" He stuttered and paused for a moment, the crowd completely silent.

"Whoever murdered my daughter...will be sought out and executed!" He finally yelled. There was an outburst in the audience, cheering that the man responsible must be executed in the worst way possible.

Something hit the redhead at that moment. She didn't really know what it was at first. The king had only one relative, who was the heir to the throne, his daughter. It was because of this princess that there were soup kitchens, and even a village newspaper. She knew that this wonderful girl would make the perfect queen, but now that would never happen. A feeling of rage burned inside the redhead, what had happened was unacceptable. And the girl knew that the whole village was feeling the same thing as she, no matter how close they were to that beautiful generous girl...

"Princess Sayo...dead?"

That night, the kingdom of Mahora was silent.

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I'll finish it some other day. >>

Every time you mistake something of Spotto's as anything to do with damned Pokemon, a baby chick dies.
# of dead chicks: 3

AY! PUCHIKA! = Yue's dub voice being dumb in teh Negima bloopers, I loved, NOT PIKACHU. (x2)
CHOCOBO KAZUMI IS NOT PIKACHU. < Mostly emphasis on this.

BTW, Lucky Star's Konata is like, taking over teh internets or something. WE HAVE TO RUN FOR OUR LIVES!!! O:
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