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WARNING. PROFANITY.
Okay, so my leg like fucking hurts right now. Like shit. Like terrible hell. It's horrible it's not even funny. It's got these annoying shitty mosquito-like bites but I'm like, who the fuck gets those in the fucking winter? So I'm like whatever and go play my awesome fucking game, Soldat, 'cause it is the shit.
And I'm playing CTF and all 'cause that's the only good mode anyway, the rest fucking suck. So I'm like playing my game Soldat, which is like the shit and all, and I have my team full of shitty copyrighted characters and like, the shit maybe some BIFF or somethin', I dunno, so I'm like shit, I better grab the blue team's flag, so I like fucking fly over there with my awesome ninja jet pack skillz with my shitty guns and my shitty teammates and random explosions go off and shit and people kill each other even their fucking teammates it's so retarded and fuck it.
So like for some fucking reason I retardedly set the winning point to something like an odd number like nine. 'cause numbah nine be the shit yo, it's like the best numbah after three, 'cause three is seriously the shit, fucking better than nine, but it's too fucking low for the game so nine is like the runner-up and shit, and wins, so like fuck. So like I'm on like my eighth point, and I for some retard reason fucking kill Ku Fei who had the flag, and she was in my fucking team, but I was like randomly being stupid and shit, shooting bullets from my shitty gun and it just fucking hit her, and so she died and shit. And the stupid fucking flag retardedly ricocheted or some shit like super far away that's like so not following the rules of the fucking physics, but like whatever. So like I'm "the shit, I better get that fucking piece of shit back" so I use my awesome jetpack which makes no fucking sense to fly there and get that piece of shit back but like it fucking DISAPPEARS MAN! IT FUCKING DISAPPEARS! And I'm like, what the fuck shit!? That was way too fucking fast for it to be idle and so magically teleported back to its base, what kind of shit is that!? Fuck!
So like I got two fucking minutes left to either win the game or go the pussy way and fucking just wait, so I rush into their base with my shitty gun and retarded teammates and grab the flag again but those fucking annoying bullets blast straight into my back, and I'm like shit, I'm dead, but my flag flies towards one Kazumi Asakura who was like the dumbest dipshit on the team, not joking 'cause she had the shittiest AI ever. And so as expected the bitch didn't even make it a few centimetres before she was hammered and before I know it the fucking clock is all thirty seconds left and I'm like SHIT! YOU BITCH YOU FUCKING SUCK! So I go pass my shitty teammates to get the flag one last time and the fucking shitty blue team couldn't manage to fucking pwn me in a stupid pussy way and I run as fast as my shitty pixellated little crap feet can and even go into that stupid fucking pose that makes me look like fucking SUPERMAN, and that is so fucking retarded I don't know what the shit is shittier, and I'm like a centimetre away from the fucking red flag when the time RUNS OUT, it FUCKING RUNS OUT and I'm like SHIT COME ON YOU FUCKING CLOCK and shit, and we won anyway but we couldn't win the proper MAN way and I'm like fucking shit this game sucks and then I close it and go whine and fucking rant in my emo little LJ.
I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK MAN!? WHAT KIND OF SHIT IS THIS!?!?
...
So, that was my last twenty minutes or so.
I shall now end with this.
"TURN HER CHIBI DAMNIT! STOP KEEPING HER AS A BARD DAMN YOOOOOOOOOOU~"
Yes, I read 195.
R-POTE: Setsuna/Madoka
And I'm playing CTF and all 'cause that's the only good mode anyway, the rest fucking suck. So I'm like playing my game Soldat, which is like the shit and all, and I have my team full of shitty copyrighted characters and like, the shit maybe some BIFF or somethin', I dunno, so I'm like shit, I better grab the blue team's flag, so I like fucking fly over there with my awesome ninja jet pack skillz with my shitty guns and my shitty teammates and random explosions go off and shit and people kill each other even their fucking teammates it's so retarded and fuck it.
So like for some fucking reason I retardedly set the winning point to something like an odd number like nine. 'cause numbah nine be the shit yo, it's like the best numbah after three, 'cause three is seriously the shit, fucking better than nine, but it's too fucking low for the game so nine is like the runner-up and shit, and wins, so like fuck. So like I'm on like my eighth point, and I for some retard reason fucking kill Ku Fei who had the flag, and she was in my fucking team, but I was like randomly being stupid and shit, shooting bullets from my shitty gun and it just fucking hit her, and so she died and shit. And the stupid fucking flag retardedly ricocheted or some shit like super far away that's like so not following the rules of the fucking physics, but like whatever. So like I'm "the shit, I better get that fucking piece of shit back" so I use my awesome jetpack which makes no fucking sense to fly there and get that piece of shit back but like it fucking DISAPPEARS MAN! IT FUCKING DISAPPEARS! And I'm like, what the fuck shit!? That was way too fucking fast for it to be idle and so magically teleported back to its base, what kind of shit is that!? Fuck!
So like I got two fucking minutes left to either win the game or go the pussy way and fucking just wait, so I rush into their base with my shitty gun and retarded teammates and grab the flag again but those fucking annoying bullets blast straight into my back, and I'm like shit, I'm dead, but my flag flies towards one Kazumi Asakura who was like the dumbest dipshit on the team, not joking 'cause she had the shittiest AI ever. And so as expected the bitch didn't even make it a few centimetres before she was hammered and before I know it the fucking clock is all thirty seconds left and I'm like SHIT! YOU BITCH YOU FUCKING SUCK! So I go pass my shitty teammates to get the flag one last time and the fucking shitty blue team couldn't manage to fucking pwn me in a stupid pussy way and I run as fast as my shitty pixellated little crap feet can and even go into that stupid fucking pose that makes me look like fucking SUPERMAN, and that is so fucking retarded I don't know what the shit is shittier, and I'm like a centimetre away from the fucking red flag when the time RUNS OUT, it FUCKING RUNS OUT and I'm like SHIT COME ON YOU FUCKING CLOCK and shit, and we won anyway but we couldn't win the proper MAN way and I'm like fucking shit this game sucks and then I close it and go whine and fucking rant in my emo little LJ.
I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK MAN!? WHAT KIND OF SHIT IS THIS!?!?
...
So, that was my last twenty minutes or so.
I shall now end with this.
"TURN HER CHIBI DAMNIT! STOP KEEPING HER AS A BARD DAMN YOOOOOOOOOOU~"
Yes, I read 195.
R-POTE: Setsuna/Madoka