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Wii are here...to rule the world....
Rejoice? Mebbe.
But at least...enjoy. =D
Chapter 7:
“Hello! Hello!” shouted a girl in very revealing outfit as she posed in front of a video camera. Why there was such a device in feudal
Recently, perhaps only but a few years back, the world did not have any of these remarkable machines at all. It started appearing quite quickly and miraculously suddenly, and was all the rage in markets. Even though such convenient items such as cameras, computers, and television had appeared, there existed nothing else. People still travelled by horse, others still communicated by a cup and string. It was incredibly peculiar that none were suspicious at how these machines had just popped out of thin air, but nobody was complaining.
On the local beach within a secluded island, and it had better be secluded, or Chisame Hasegawa would be screwed, the young farm-owner was busy explaining to all her fans where she was in a voice that seemed not to be her usual. She sighed and clicked pause on her favourite tool besides a laptop and decided to enjoy the atmosphere she found herself to be on. Jumping atop the sand, the attractive young female dived straight into the sea, only to bump into something.
“Ah!” Chisame yelped, swimming backwards. She opened her eyes to see a young child also within the water.
The girl was not wearing her unneeded glasses, and feared that she’d be recognized by the young boy floating beside her. However it soon came into her realization that a child as young as this might not know how to use the wonderful machines known as a computer.
“Oh, I’m sorry for bumping into you…” The boy started, and he seemed quite polite.
Chisame growled, “Well next time watch where you’re swimming.” She bonked the head of the young boy to put her point through.
“Ah! Negi! We’re going now!” A man called from the shore. Now this man was definitely not a young naïve boy too stupid to use a computer, so in fear, Chisame dived headfirst into the water, praying the man did not see her.
The child known as ‘Negi’, swam back to the shore towards the man. The young gentleman was quite handsome, and looked similar to the younger boy, possibly indicating that he could be related to Negi.
The boy tugged onto the man’s trunks, “Father, I saw Chiu in the water!”
Oh shi-
Her body, due to lack of oxygen, decided to start splashing around towards the surface for air, before Chisame could finish her curse. Gasping for life’s much needed gas, she swam frantically towards the camera she had left on the sand. The man, presumably Negi’s father, as he had called him by, had noticed the camcorder sitting on the sand and picked it up, wondering where on earth it had come from.
No you damned idiot, drop that camera this instance!!!
Chisame was now causing bubbles to rise up from the water, caused by her growling, as her mouth was under the surface. She swam towards the shore and snatched the tool from the curious man and son.
“This is not yours. You do not touch things that you do not own.”
“Oi, I apologize, but there are certainly hot and sexy pictures of you within that camera. I commend you for that very cute footage you had in there too!” The man laughed.
The younger boy smiled too, “You are very beautiful, Chiu-san!”
Chisame’s eye twitched once. Then it twitched twice.
”…you…saw…NOTHING.”
The angry and certainly out-of-control girl picked up two coconuts, and was about to commence throwing them at these two intrusive people who caused her to blush about a dozen shades of red, when a large yelp echoed from a hut on the island. The two males turned around to go investigate of where that had come from, and narrowly avoided being hit by coconuts without knowing.
Chisame stomped on the ground, fussing about how stupid she was for not noticing people that were around. She then realized that the DVD within the camcorder was missing. She swore loudly and chased after the family of two that had ruined her vacation. The only possible explanation was that those two perverts, who were obviously fans of hers, had stolen her DVD!
Negi and his father arrived at the scene, two see two dead skeletons of oxen lying on the sand with the man, who had given Chisame the ride here, crying. The man loved his two animals that gave him his profit to support his wife and three children…
”Oh no…who could’ve done this?” Negi asked in a very polite manner.
The man winced through unbearable tears, “it was a band of wolves! They stormed in here wildly and took my great furry little animals as their food! Now how shall I support my family!?”
Chisame, who had heard the story as she ran in, was more interested in a different problem, “What!? Then how will I GO HOME!?”
”I have come here on my carriage with my valiant steed. Since it is the great Chiu-sama, I will be honoured to take you home!” The man offered. He then threw a small ticket for one towards the crying tragic man. The ticket would get him a ride on a boat towards the main country. Negi’s father decided to take the bridge with the beautiful young woman in front of him.
Chisame sighed, as there was no other way to get out of the island unless she wanted to walk for miles. She attempted to jump into her ‘Chiu’ character, so the man would not grow suspicious.
“Oh! That is so nice! Chiu says: Arigato!” Chisame was slightly nervous however, as she was not used to being like this in front of an actual person, only in front of cameras.
The man bowed, “Ah, how rude of me. They call me Nagi Springfield. I’m not from around here; also, this is my son, Negi. We came here since we heard that the great ‘kappa’ lived in the sea around here. We’re just amateur fishermen here to try to catch one!”
Nagi Springfield? I heard of that name before. He’s some famous fisher-person. If he’s an amateur, why is he so famous?
”To tell you the truth, I’ve actually never caught any big fish,” Nagi chuckled as he scratched the back of his head.
They walked a little; Chisame was silent, even though her ‘Chiu’ character would most probably be loud and talkative. They finally reached Nagi’s “valiant steed”.
”…that’s a donkey,” Chisame pointed, “err…a very CUTE DONKEY!!!”
”Ahaha, I’m glad Chiu likes him. Couldn’t afford an actual horse, you see…”
Chisame grumbled slightly. Donkeys were not fast, so obviously this journey home would not be particularly quick. She had to act like a ditzy optimistic wrench, which ironically, was a character trait she hated when other people showed it.
The journey back home started.
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”ARUYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!”
A striped cat bounced around, falling down a large hill and finally screeching to a stop. She was a little battered up as she got up. It was now late morning, and she had not given up in the battle against the very large bear that obviously had the upper hand. Ku Fei barely dodged a small pebble that the bear through, surprisingly in accurate precision.
“You’re a very stubborn cat, it seems.”
”Well-aru, I plan to come out of this alive,” the feline said.
Ako, Kazumi, Setsuna, and Konoka poked their heads out of a bush behind Ku Fei. Kazumi was still, amazingly enough, announcing their power struggle in a clash of predator and predator. Ako was tired, since she was just a young little chick and didn’t get any sleep during the night. Setsuna was very alert, but Konoka was quite tired as well, leaning on the large crane.
“It looks like Mana has the upper hand! Is this the end of Ku Fei’s tyranny above us as we will likely have a fate of food!?” Kazumi yelled, jumping a little from the bushes.
Ku Fei frowned, “Tyranny-aru?”
The fight continued.
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Chizuru was crashing the storage room behind the barn, as she had witnessed Chisame before getting food out of it, and the cow was hungry. If the cow did not have food, then there would be no milk, thus no food for every other animal on the farm. She had almost knocked down the door, when Natsumi came running towards her with a worried face.
“Chizuru-neesan!” Natsumi cried, “Something bad is happening!”
The cow stopped what she was doing, “What is it, Natsumi?”
”There’s a man here! He just took Haruna, Yue, and Nodoka and put him in the back of something with horses! I think he’s taking them away!”
“Then we’ll need to stop him,” Chizuru stated. Natsumi scooted off, making a motion for Chizuru to stay closely behind.
The cow followed.
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Chisame was quiet as a mouse as she sat in a crude and rackety carriage, being pulled by a donkey on the road. Nagi did not say anything to her, as he was busy in the front navigating the animal responsible for moving the carriage. She sat beside a little boy within the coach, doing nothing but fiddling his thumbs.
“So uh, Chiu-san, is Chiu your real name? You seem really shy in real life, as you seem much more outgoing on the internet! It’s quite fascinating, really!” The child started talking, which Chisame had dearly hoped he didn’t.
“Awww, you’re a very curious little kid, aren’t you? Hee, well some things are best not to be known about me, y’know! I just have nothing to say here, Chiu just has a very complicated life you see! It’s best not to get to know me,” Chisame forced a fake grin, cursing several times in her head.
Negi smiled back, “I know, but I’ve never met someone famous before like you! So it’d be nice to get to know you, maybe you’re different from the you on the internet, who’s kind of blissfully happy, as if she doesn’t know about her surroundings! There’s never serious debate in your forums, just how pretty you are! Doesn’t that seem to make your personality a bit flat to others? Surely you must be a very interesting person in real life! I can help you, Chiu! I insist!”
Alright, now this kid is pissing me off…
”Uh, umm…”
”Oi! What’s the problem, Al?” Nagi suddenly exclaimed.
“Al?”
Negi replied, “Oh yes, Al is short for Albireo. It’s the donkey’s name…”
They both looked outside to see a familiar striped cat that had just tumbled down a hill onto the ground. Suddenly, a crane, a koala, a chick, and a canary soon followed and fell on top of the cat.
“Wait…those animals are mine…except that crane and koala…” Chisame muttered quietly. “how did they…?”
”Hmm?” Negi heard the silent whisper of Chisame.
Suddenly, another carriage, one that was much bigger and better built, arrived being pulled by two large horses. An older man was commanding them, but in the particularly large carriage…
”HEY! THAT COW IS MINE!” Chisame jumped out of the coach, bringing attention to her.
The older man stepped out, “Ah, really? I came to this farm that did not pay its property taxes yesterday. So I decided to take the animals away, which will pay for the taxes. There were an odd variety of animals there.”
He pointed at a certain penguin in particular.
“Eh?” Setsuna looked up at the larger coach, “hey, it’s Chizuru and the others…”
”Oh cool! HI GUYS!” Konoka waved wildly.
“Noooo-aru! Get off me and run from Mana, wherever she was!” Ku Fei yelled.
Natsumi yelled, “You’re not supposed to wave! You’re supposed to help us!” The hamster was in a cage within the coach, not exactly liking her lack of freedom. One of her teeth was chipped, since the rodent tried chewing the bars, possibly breaking out, but all that prevailed was a need to go to the dentist.
The man noticed the loud squabble between the animals on the road and the animals that he had confiscated, “Maybe they are from the farm too. Seem to know each other.”
Without hesitating, the man, despite a violent peck from the crane as he picked up the koala first, threw the animals into the carriage as well. He got back onto his horse when suddenly he was kicked in the leg by Chisame.
“Those are my animals! What the HELL do you think you’re doing, you old punk!?”
”Chiu-san sounds angry,” Negi noted.
The man laughed, “I’m sorry, young girl. I am Wilhelm Josef Von Hermann, famous animal confiscator. I’m also a taxman. You don’t pay your taxes, then ma’am, I have to take some of your belongings away.”
”To where!?”
”Why, we also have no use of animals either. We just take them to the slaughterhouse, kill them, and sell them to hungry families…”
”WHAT!?”
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In other news, Natsumi is a hilarious kid. =D
Random Pairing of the Entry: (since I will not be updating every day or anything, so it should be by entry) Akira/Evangeline