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It could be worse. I could be a crack whore. (<-- I'm not sure if I was supposed to copy that too for teh meme, I think not, but who cares)
10 things people/strangers couldn't guess just looking at you:
1. I am NOT innocent, mofo!
2. Omigods, someone is actually staring at me,
3. It can't be my boobs...do I even look like I have any?
4. Mah hamsters pwn your mom.
5. Is there SOMETHING ON MY FACE!?
6. I want to kick you in teh nuts...even if you're a girl.
7. I BITE, YO.
8. It's amazing that someone is still staring at me after all that thinking.
9. They must be having a heart attack.
10. ...now it's getting creepy.
9 things you want to do before you die:
1. Save someone's life. Like srsly.
2. Own a dog.
3. Be on TV for like 5 seconds in the crowd. (Again)
4. Taste Milo.
5. Hug someone/be hugged.
6. Own a COLONY of hamsters!
7. Find a flower that actually SMELLS good.
8. Reveal my goddamned sexual orientation.
9. Eat a rice crispies' bar...
8 things you say everyday:
1. Dood.
2. Hewo.
3. Where's your friend? (Referring to seeing one hamster in bin and not the other)
4. I DEMAND (insert something stupid here) !!!
5. Yatta!
6. Wotto!?
7. Awr.
8. Son of a bitch!
7 things you hate:
1. People who ask me 7 things that I hate.
2. Cats.
3. Trolls.
4. MATHEMATICS. (unchanged!!!)
5. All the kids living around me...which would be next door, both sides, across the street, and in my basement renting mah spacez.
6. My dad yelling at me that I sleep too much when I've only been asleep for 7 hours.
7. HOMEWORKZ.
6 things you love:
1. All me hamsters.
2. KAZUMIXSAYO FTW!!!!!!!
3. Coke, NOT PEPSI
4. Teh winter
5. Going to places with friends.
6. Corndogs.
5 people you look up to:
1. Doctors. (Okay, this is like a million people but whatever)
2. I suppose my brother.
3. Mommy.
4. Daddy.
5. Kirami. (No not really, I was trying to rhyme, well okay, this is true)
4 places you want to visit:
1. AUSTRALIA!!!!11!!!1!onetwothreepie!11
2. Japan. Where nobody is Wapanese!
3. Antarctica.
4. Canada...well other then my OWN city. ><
3 things you could do without:
1. Sickness. GAH.
2. Heat. GAH.
3. Lefty apparently wants to be a delicious flat-chested loli. Prime target of pedophiles.
2 things you never want to do:
1. Die. (Well son of a bitch fate)
2. Be involved with politics in anyway.
1 person who has changed your life:
1. Lots of people have, and lots of people haven't. I can't just choose one of them.
10 things people/strangers couldn't guess just looking at you:
1. I am NOT innocent, mofo!
2. Omigods, someone is actually staring at me,
3. It can't be my boobs...do I even look like I have any?
4. Mah hamsters pwn your mom.
5. Is there SOMETHING ON MY FACE!?
6. I want to kick you in teh nuts...even if you're a girl.
7. I BITE, YO.
8. It's amazing that someone is still staring at me after all that thinking.
9. They must be having a heart attack.
10. ...now it's getting creepy.
9 things you want to do before you die:
1. Save someone's life. Like srsly.
2. Own a dog.
3. Be on TV for like 5 seconds in the crowd. (Again)
4. Taste Milo.
5. Hug someone/be hugged.
6. Own a COLONY of hamsters!
7. Find a flower that actually SMELLS good.
8. Reveal my goddamned sexual orientation.
9. Eat a rice crispies' bar...
8 things you say everyday:
1. Dood.
2. Hewo.
3. Where's your friend? (Referring to seeing one hamster in bin and not the other)
4. I DEMAND (insert something stupid here) !!!
5. Yatta!
6. Wotto!?
7. Awr.
8. Son of a bitch!
7 things you hate:
1. People who ask me 7 things that I hate.
2. Cats.
3. Trolls.
4. MATHEMATICS. (unchanged!!!)
5. All the kids living around me...which would be next door, both sides, across the street, and in my basement renting mah spacez.
6. My dad yelling at me that I sleep too much when I've only been asleep for 7 hours.
7. HOMEWORKZ.
6 things you love:
1. All me hamsters.
2. KAZUMIXSAYO FTW!!!!!!!
3. Coke, NOT PEPSI
4. Teh winter
5. Going to places with friends.
6. Corndogs.
5 people you look up to:
1. Doctors. (Okay, this is like a million people but whatever)
2. I suppose my brother.
3. Mommy.
4. Daddy.
5. Kirami. (No not really, I was trying to rhyme, well okay, this is true)
4 places you want to visit:
1. AUSTRALIA!!!!11!!!1!onetwothreepie!11
2. Japan. Where nobody is Wapanese!
3. Antarctica.
4. Canada...well other then my OWN city. ><
3 things you could do without:
1. Sickness. GAH.
2. Heat. GAH.
3. Lefty apparently wants to be a delicious flat-chested loli. Prime target of pedophiles.
2 things you never want to do:
1. Die. (Well son of a bitch fate)
2. Be involved with politics in anyway.
1 person who has changed your life:
1. Lots of people have, and lots of people haven't. I can't just choose one of them.