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 I JUST GOT AN IDEA I MIGHT WRITE ABOUT

LIKE AN IDEA I REALLY REALLY LIKE

I HAVEN'T FELT LIKE THIS FOR YEARS

EVER SINCE I CAME UP WITH THE RWBY FIC IDEA IN 2013 AND SPAWNED A 300,000 WORD MONSTROSITY I MOSTLY REFUSE TO RELEASE TO THE WORLD

oh btw DANGANRONPA V3 SPOILERS OBVIOUSLY

so there's several different kinds of fics that run rampant in V3, mostly alternate scenario fics, the most popular being what if Kaede lived and wasn't a decoy protagonist !! which is great and all but not what I'm thinking of

another common one is pregame/prologue versions of the characters which at first I was mostly lukewarm about because the personalities of those before the ones I fell in love with never seemed particularly interesting to me UNLESS there was a TWIST !!! to who they were, that made V3 even MORE OF A TRAGEDY

some common ones I see are like, Kokichi was like a nice meek dude or whatever before he became lying incarnate, or X character is now a douchenozzle because they were so good in canon, like Kaito being a complete dick etc which does have some basis in canon because there were glimpses of a few characters pre-Danganronpa. in fact, my all time favourite fic in all of dangan ronpa is a pregame scenario depicting Korekiyo and Tenko before the game, which I wish was canon 'cause it's so juicy and ironic or whatever the word is compared to V3's chapter three. I link fic here because it so good

anyway I came across artwork of pregame Tenko and Himiko and their expressions gave me this idea. Since they are IN MY OPINIOn the closest thing V3 has to a yuri couple (I mean it's still one-sided so it's like, half-canon at most, but that's really as far as V3 has ever gotten unless Mikan's unhealthy delirious foreshadowing attraction to Junko counts (NO IT DOESN'T!!!) and Ibuki's random outbursts of girl-loving is just scratching the surface ANYWAY) what if pregame they were like the stereotypical yuri anime protagonists? THEIR DESIGNS FIT! 

Think of animes like Strawberry Panic or Kannazuki no Miko! There's this ULTRA IMPOSSIBLY COOL SUPER TALENTED dark-haired tall expressionless beauty who is like rich and popular and all the boys and girls want to date her but she doesn't care and is always stone-faced because that is THE COOL THING. This is like, the absolute opposite of Tenko's personality, but her pregame design fits! She wears one of the more expensive school uniforms like she's ultra rich or something and doesn't have any of the goofy girly bows and ribbons and such all over her like in her normal design, so it could work! So basically she's carrying on life like the privileged noble she is, playing some crazy difficult instrument, being the fastest in all the relays in gym and acing all her tests or w/e I don't care, and then .... !!

Himiko, the AVERAGE JAPANESE HIGH SCHOOL GIRL, wearing her stereotypical SAILOR FUKU, transfers to the school! Now you may ask how average is the opposite of Himiko, but Himiko in-game is such an oddball in so many ways (especially in the Japanese version where she speaks like an elderly mage character in an RPG) that average works! So she's like genki but NOT THAT GENKI, and tries her best!!! but her best is usually average to above-average, and then she catches glimpse of the COOLEST GIRL ON THE BLOCK, Tenko! And at first she admires her and idolizes her but of course that feeling may evolve into MORE! But Tenko always brushes her off and ignores her like she ignores everyone else because she's too busy maintaining her coolness.

Oh and Angie can come too! BUT INSTEAD, THIS VERSION OF ANGIE is Himiko's bestest friend! Who always supports her and is her wingman! She's like the ultimate best friend, and I think if I were watching an anime like this I'd prefer Himiko to be shipped with Angie because she always cares and supports her unlike the aloof cool girl Himiko yearns for, but I DIGRESS! Also she is just normal ultra genki girl, or whatever.

Anyway I haven't figured out any concrete reason why any of these three would join Danganronpa but the first thing that popped in my head is maybe Tenko feels isolated, bored, and lonely, and is secretly super arrogant inside or whatever. HER INTELLECT AND ATHLETIC IS FAR SUPERIOR ABOVE EVERYONE ELSE so she thinks she can join Danganronpa and defeat them all, or if she doesn't her bored life can end and that's that. Maybe there's some complicated super hidden complexes and depression deep inside her idk, and then Himiko is like "NO SHE'S THROWING HER LIFE AWAY WE MUST CONVINCE HER NOT TO JOIN!!" and inadvertently ends up joining by accident with a worried Angie in tow I DON'T KNOW I HAVEN'T THOUGHT THIS FAR

The point is everything is flipped! And ironic! You see, in V3 Tenko is far less bright than potential pregame!Tenko, and her feelings are always out in the open. She's extremely gullible but very good natured and supportive/kind to others. The one-sided crush is flipped where Tenko now crushes on Himiko and does everything she can to befriend her or help her improve as a person. Himiko meanwhile has fallen into her own fantasies, has no real drive to do anything, and speaks/acts like a larper, a farcry from the average and normal girl of before. Angie switches from a super supportive best friend to a manipulative cult leader who leads Himiko down the wrong path and drives a wedge between her and Tenko. This makes the deaths in chapter three more hard-hitting, because Himiko pays no attention to Tenko and only realizes how good a friend she could have been too late, and though she still values Angie after her death, her reputation and influence on the others is now heavily damaged and down in the negatives. 

It basically means Himiko's crush reciprocates but now Himiko doesn't, and doesn't even like her anymore, but when Himiko finally does appreciate her, Tenko is dead. Her best friend for the longest time now doesn't hesitate to suspect Himiko and throw her under the bus, and even endangers her life by upping the ante in her magic show with piranhas, all in the name of a fictional god fashioned for her fictional persona, far more toxic than a loyal, dear friend can be and now Angie's dead too! Also, in remembering her past/real life but retaining her current personality, Himiko might prefer fake persona Tenko to real!Tenko because real!Tenko always ignored her/never cared about her, which is all the more despair, but it's ultimately a moot point because they're dead anyway. IT GIVES LOTS OF CONFLICT TO THE STILL SURVIVING HIMIKO, struggling to figure out if it's a good idea to want Tenko back but not as herself, or if the fictional persona IS who Tenko is and she shouldn't feel guilty about it at all, or for Angie, being infuriated at what she turned into and everything Angie lost, but Angie is now dead so it doesn't matter. Her being an afterthought is also blood-boiling. This all makes Himiko more tired.

And that is ANOTHER thing, Himiko expressing herself and being more open is what her previous self could do easily, but she still gets tired very often, and this complicated thought process over her now deceased friends makes her all the more exhausted. And realizing that she remembers she could have been energetic/genki easily but it comes far more difficult to her now is incredibly confusing/even MORE tiring. 

OH and what if, even though pregame!Angie supported Himiko's pursuits for uninterested super cool Tenko, she also realized Tenko might not be good for her, or isn't super realistic (because these stereotypical yuri anime couples were SUCH HEALTHY relationships!!!) , so sometimes she tries to distract Himiko from Tenko and to like, idk, her? MAYBE PREGAME ANGIE HAD A CRUSH ON HIMIKO, so Himiko now has MORE conflicted feelings, like, should she have just paid attention and hooked up with pregame Angie, or was it better to befriend and hook up with V3 Tenko!???? OR IS LIKING FICTIONAL TENKO WRONG BECAUSE SHE IS FICTIONAL? BUT NOW HIMIKO IS THE FICTIONAL HIMIKO, AND PREGAME ANGIE PROBABLY WOULDN'T HAVE LIKED FICTIONAL HIMIKO AND IT'S JUST ALL VERY CONFUSING AND DEPRESSING AND GAAHHHH

god this is one of those stories that would have like the Tenko/Himiko (onesided)  tag that I'd avoid like the plague but I'd ALSO INCLUDE Himiko/Tenko (onesided) which makes sense in the context of this story but would be confusing as a descriptor, and then to boot Angie/Himiko (onesided) as an EXTRA whammy. 

ALSO TEAM DANGANRONPA HAD THE GALL TO MAKE HIMIKO LIKE MEN AS WELL, WHEN PREGAME HIMIKO WAS FULL ON LESBIAN, AND SHE WAS STRAIGHT IN THE GAME, BUT REMEMBERING BOTH MAKES HER BI, WHICH IS FURTHER CONFUSION AND SADNESS FOR HIMIKO !!!! SO MUCH ENDLESS POTENTIAL FOR THIS STORY! SHE STRUGGLES WITH HER SEXUALITY BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT SHE EMBRACED HER FICTIONAL PERSONA, BUT THE MEMORY OF HER PREGAME!SELF RESURFACES ALL THESE GAY THOUGHTS AND SHE HAD A SELF-HATRED FOR PREGAME!HIMIKO BECAUSE SHE WAS STUPID ENOUGH TO SIGN UP FOR THIS KILLING GAME ALL FOR THIS GIRL WHO WASN'T GOOD FOR HER ANYWAY BUT SHE SHOULD HAVE APPRECIATED WHEN SHE WAS ACTUALLY GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER IN FICTION REALITY SHOW LAND!! WHICH IS THE HIMIKO SHE IDENTIFIES AS THE MOST, BUT THAT ONE MADE HER STRAIGHT! IT'S SUPER CONFUSING AND INFURIATING!!

How do I even start writing this. I am so lost.

EDIT: Oh you might be wondering why I don't just write YET ANOTHER PRISON AU, but you see, for V3, there was confusion about the academy name before the game came out. Since it was called "Gifted Academy for Inmates" or something like that, several people, including me, assumed it was set in an actual prison with a cast full of actual criminals. This was wrong of course, but this misconception has ALREADY spawned a few prison AUs in the fanon, so y'know, why do I need to do one when it's already out there? P: I am a LAZY person so I see no reason to write something that's already been done or is being done. In fact that RWBY fic may not have existed if I knew something called the mafia AU existed (and I would have read, but refused to on the basis the stories may have been too similar and I'd lose motivation on my own story, so yeah)

I apologize to TTGL and Touhou fans in advance.

Touhou/Gurren Lagann CROSSOVER!

Well I know such a crossover has probably happened before. (Touhou is crossed with EVERYTHING!) But I thought out my own interpretation and wanted to type it all down, so here it is!

CHARACTERS

Simon - Alice
Kamina - Marisa
Yoko - Reimu
Nia - Koishi
Viral - Mokou
Kittan - Sanae
Rossiu - Patchouli
Leeron - Nitori
Boota - Sukusuku Hakutaku (Ex-Keine)
Gimmy and Darry - Cirno and Daiyousei
Lordgenome - Lady Satori
Lordgenome's Minions - The Animal Youkai
Kinon - Koakuma

Gurren - Hourai armed with the Hakkero
Lagann - Shanghai
Gurren Lagann - Goliath Doll
Lazengann - Utsuho
Teppelin - Chireiden (Palace of the Earth Spirits)
King Kittan - Hisoutensoku
Arc-Gurren - Palanquin

Drill - Lance
Drill Key - Magical sewing needle
DOUBLE BOOMERANG - DOUBLE SPARK
GIGA DRILL BREAKER - SPINNING LANCE POWERED BY BLAZING STAR MALICE CANNON
GIGA DRILL MAXIMUM - A BUNCH OF SHANGHAIS AND HOURAIS EXTENDED FROM GOLIATH DOLL STUFFED WITH GUNPOWDER AND POKING EVERYTHING WITH THEIR LANCES BOOM
Spiral Power = Danmaku (alternatively, THE LACK OF COMMON SENSE!)

Antispiral - Lunarians

And now that you know my deranged headcanon on a Touhou/TTGL crossover...I shall explain my reasonings for these choices.

Kamina is an amazing character and obviously there is no one Touhou character who could do him justice. So I chose Marisa! I think the point here is that Kamina in TTGL though has shitloads of charisma and is a very motivating fellow, he is ultimately very ordinary. His boasts and confidence is backed up by Simon's ability, and Simon's ability is backed up by Kamina's encouragement. That healthy cycle is what makes them an amazing team. Marisa is the ordinary magician. She is the most normal named human in all of Gensokyo. She has no gifted powers like Reimu, nor is she half-something like Youmu or Sanae. She doesn't even have a mysterious past to fall back on like Sakuya. And out of the many Touhou characters only a few are close to Kamina's bombastic personality. Also I chose Marisa here because I chose Alice as Simon. (If Parsee was Simon instead, Yuugi would be Kamina)

Alice is Simon because of her dolls and her personality and all that. I mean, I could just make Sanae Simon if I wanted to be straightforward what with Hisoutensoku, but Sanae is pretty much the opposite of Simon, egads.

Reimu is Yoko. I figured Reimu would ground out the trio well. I was considering Reisen (guns and sex appeal! Hohoho!) or Keine (becomes a teacher!) but I think Reimu just makes the most sense. And when they go underground to find Patchouli, she can tell Reimu to cover herself because of her blatantly exposed armpits!!! (If you can't tell, certain fanon interpretations are used for this crossover)

Koishi is Nia because Satori is Lordgenome. When I watched TTGL I just could not rub off the feeling that Nia looked RIDICULOUSLY familiar to me. So yeah, also when she is controlled by the Lunarians her third eye closes and she loses her satori-self foreeeever. That's why she disappears in the end! (That is potentially more tragic than Nia's fate itself, yes, but tragic characters in Touhou should have tragic endings, it is only fitting)

Speaking of tragic characters, we have Mokou as Viral. If you know ANYTHING about Touhou and TTGL, this should not require an explanation. Of all characters I used for the crossover, this is the most obvious. (Alright fine I'll explain. Both are powered by the insane desire for vengeance. Both end up as survivors constantly, and both become immortal. Both are very tragic characters, both are badass, both...should I continue!?!? Also in fanon in particular Mokou always ends up in the losing side against Kaguya for some reason, perhaps because a beat-up looking Mokou just seems awesome, but I don't know)

Sanae happens to be Kittan because I wanted Hisoutensoku to exist in some form. And again, bombastic characters require bombastic crossovers. I'm not entirely sure how Sanae fits exactly, but since she does come in as Shrine Maiden #2, I think she fits Kittan here. (Also Sanae gets to die in IMO the saddest scene in TTGL! Yes, I thought Kittan's death was the saddest, punch me if you must)

Now before Patchouli fans throw their shoes at me for making her one of the most hated characters in TTGL, hear me out. So far, if you can tell the pattern of the characters chosen, everyone here is part of Marisa's silly harem. (Well no, to be a bit more proper, people Marisa are often associated with, with the exception of Mokou) And Patchouli does close herself inside her library for long periods of time, which reminds me of Rossiu and his people who had no idea of the outside and lived with their traditional values. Also I made Koakuma Kinon, which makes it a few hundred times more fitting. Again this is not a completely 100% loyal crossover, so maybe Patchouli won't stab Alice in the back and have her executed for the sake of keeping the people calm.

Nitori is Leeron because lol. I think she can retain his creepiness too if she constantly threatens people with the usual kappa instinct. EXTRACT EVERYONE'S SHIRIKODAMA!

Cirno and Daiyousei seem perfect for Gimmy and Darry. Daiyousei often seems to be the straight man to Cirno's reckless hijinks. SHE IS THE STRONGEST! (and will one day inherit Goliath Doll!)

Satori as Lordgenome...now at first glance this seems nonsensical. We have this insanely GAR humongous muscle monster of a man who would make more sense as an oni or something, and yet Satori takes this role. Again, I go with personality before looks (Satori looks similar to young Lordgenome though o_O) and Lordgenome took care of a lot of animals, which became the Beastmen. Lordgemome is also hated by all the humans despite doing something for what he thinks is the greater good. (Satori runs the Former Hell but no one likes her) Also the beastmen are completely loyal to him, just as Satori's pets are completely loyal to her. (Well except that one time Orin didn't tell her about Utsuho going insane and potentially endangering everything, but we can always forgive thaaaat) And when she is stabbed by Alice with her sewing needle, (oh man that visual is amusing me to no end) Patchouli can perserve her third eye in a tube of fluids during the second arc! Then at the big finale she returns with her whole body and brings back Okuu, where they both do this wicked awesome sacrifice so Alice and Shanghai can use them as their ultimate danmaku and kill those damn Lunarians! PURITY AND IMPURITY IS NOTHING!

The thing with Lordgenome's minions is that they don't last very long and are very typical bad guys. Adiane might be the only one who has at least a LITTLE depth to her. So I might make the minions a bit more flexible. What I do want though is Orin to exist somewhere, and the "base" they steal to be something from Touhou. :D Again this is all a work in progress!

Koakuma is Kinon because of Rossiu's entire storyarc. It only makes sense with Patchouli! She is her assistant and the one who cares about her deteriorating health! "Patchouli, you must not overstress yourself! You're anemic and asthmatic!" Or whatever. ...perhaps Alice leaving the government to Patchouli is not the best idea in that sense. It's not like Simon makes the most wisest of decisions.

The gunmen, or in this case the gunpowder-filled dolls, the actual gigantic robot, and the nuclear hell raven are sentient btw. I don't want Utsuho to just be this empty shell of a bird for Satori to control. (Even if canonly she has a very empty mind...that is besides the point!)

Finally, the Lunarians as the Antispiral. I was thinking on this one for a while. I thought maybe the Celestials or the Hermits (celestials are hermits) or something, but then I realised there actually is a race of people who used to live on Earth but left because it was unseemly. Instead of the Spiral Nemesis dooming the universe, the "impurity" of the earthlings will eventually see to it the end of the universe itself. Now the whole impure and pure aspect of Touhou (well, Japanese culture in general) is kind of confusing, but Lunarians are immortal, or as immortal as they can be. And they find "death" to be impure. They have advanced technology to the point that they realise the universe is not pure in itself, that it will someday die. But the humans/earthlings are the impure beings who will only bring the demise of the universe sooner, so they make sure they don't exist.

Of course Satori, who realised this in her fight with the Lunarians to stop their constant genocide of the Earthlings, decided that rather than fighting common sense, to protect the people who were left by keeping them out of the loop and inside barriers, hidden from the Lunarians to see. Unfortunately the Lunarians had a plan whenever Earthlings popped up again, which is the whole messenger thing that hits Koishi or whatever. I HAVE NOT WORKED OUT THE KINKS YET. You're probably wondering what with the existence of barriers and borders everywhere, that Yukari would make more sense as Lordgenome, but when who would be Nia? And who would be her minions, just her two shikigami!? I dunno, perhaps Yukari and Satori can exist as Lordgenome or something...I'M NOT ENTIRELY SURE. Again, this is a work in progress.

So here's how the story might sound with these changes...

Rather than being forced underground, Marisa and Alice are stuck inside the Forest of Magic, which is bordered off from the rest of the world for whatever reason. Marisa's father, Mr. Kirisame had left her here and actually travelled outside of the border, but of course no one believes her. Instead of digging everyone in the forest forages for mushrooms. People find Alice weird because of her strange obsession with making dolls and her preferred solitude. No one actually sees Marisa as Alice's friend, just someone who "takes pity" on her, which is untrue. Marisa is truly Alice's friend in her mind and Alice, though often annoyed by Marisa's presense, secretly admires her. (Or loves her if you want yuri in this, idc)

Being stuck in one place leads to a significant lack of resources and the only dolls Alice is ever able to make are straw dolls. One fateful day while foraging for mushrooms, she finds a genuine sewing needle in perfect condition as if someone had dropped it into the forest just hours before. It turns out the needle happens to be magical in some way because the moment Alice used it to make a doll, the doll changed from its usual straw shape to a real doll, Shanghai.

Suddenly, the border has been blown open by powerful animal youkai from the outside (choose one, idc...Chen?), which had been fighting with rebels. Reimu drops in with her yin-yang orbs and ofuda (what, you wanted a gun?) but Marisa tries to fight it on her own with her Hakkero. She repeatedly insists it has great power (given by her father, idk its real Touhou origin) but it has never done anything so the people living in the Forest of Magic just assumed it was a useless hexagon thing. And while Reimu is almost able to exterminate this youkai, Marisa's interference keeps it from happening, and Alice is mixed in the fray with her "useless doll", until Marisa comes up with at that point what seems like a ridiculous plan.

Alice would puppeteer the doll to distract the animal youkai, while Reimu flanks. Alice does just that, except Shanghai has more up its sleeve than just flailing its arms about. With great dexterity Alice is able to pull out a lance and shield, shoot out beams and other danmaku and generally be a miniature fighting machine. This is so effective the animal youkai is blown back outside the border, with Marisa, Alice, and Reimu following it.

THUS BEGINS THE CROSSOVER! Wooo! I won't go into detail the entirety of this, of course. That'd take forever. Reimu was in a similarly bordered-off land next to the Forest of Magic, the Hakurei Shrine. They are now outside in a land they all only know as "Gensokyo". Animal youkai have been suppressing the rest of them for some time, keeping them inside the borders or destroying them if they escaped, but Reimu has been exterminating them for some time. Marisa and Alice join her! Hourai is eventually stolen from some random mook (let's say Medicine!) and Marisa, though having no knowledge in how to work with puppets, manages to install her Hakkero into it and when she pulls a cord, a Master Spark flies out. (This is only after several attempts when nothing happens, but Marisa's stubborn and magnificent belief that it would work finally makes it happen! Huzzah!)

Shanghai and Hourai can combine when Shanghai shoves her lance into Hourai's head. (Following closer to TTGL for this because otherwise I have no idea! It's still a crossover being polished) Thus they become Goliath Doll, and they fight the Phoenix, Mokou! Then Goliath Doll can combine with the Palanquin, then the moon itself! (or not, Lunarians are FROM the moon so dropping the moon onto Earth might need to be changed) Then it becomes a Goliath Doll with Utsuho's third leg and eye (but they're gone when the sacrifice happens) and the Goliath Doll is grafted by DANMAKU itself!

...or something.

There's also a whole bunch of minor characters I can't really be bothered to tie in with a 2hu, so eh. And yes this sorta means Alice/Koishi needs to exist. Nonetheless Alice will start alone and end alone because everyone dies, kind of.

I think that's the extent of my imagination...FOR NOW!

And no I did not think of all this suddenly, it had been brewing in my mind for a few days now... I'll show myself out.

I like animated GIFs as icons but shrinking them to under 40kb is a bitch.
Currently I've got it down to 54kb from 200kb and still can't get it lower FFFFFFFFF

In the mean time I shall share another scenario/fanfic-ish idea for Touhou!

GENSOKYO CRISIS
Scenario

It is 20-minutes into the future for Gensokyo, perhaps a hundred years have passed, perhaps two. Nonetheless, a majority of the human characters of Touhou have long passed on. Despite the absence of Reimu, her heirs and their heirs have taken their shrine maiden duties seriously and maintained the border without much incident, unlike their most notable ancestor. Unfortunately life is not always as flawless as such and the next in line to take up the mantle of the responsibilities of a shrine maiden chose not to. They deviated from their destiny and ran off like a rebellious teenager. Alternatively, a tragic accident befell the descendent and they are no more. Or their predecessor did not have any heirs, either way something occurred that kept the border from being maintained.

Yukari Yakumo, the usual backup in case such shenanigans occurred was asleep. Autumn was ending and she had just gone into her deep winter hibernation. After several rude wake-ups from nosy tengus or some other sort of disturbance finally pushed the gap youkai to the edge, preventing her from her beauty sleep, she made it so that only her faithful shikigami, Ran Yakumo, could possibly wake her. That way should winter be over she would be woken up in time, but other outside events would not interrupt her beloved sleep. Should anything drastic occur that requires attention from Yukari, Ran would wake her up in seconds.

With the two most important figures of Gensokyo not maintaining the border, it weakened to a considerable extent. To the point that humans who have advanced technology exponentially managed to find a way inside and the fantasy that is Gensokyo was revealed to the outside world. This had disastrous effects on the majority of youkai. Youkai survive through the strength of belief. Though physical attacks do not faze them to the point that it would on a mere human, spiritually they were vulnerable. With most of the population easily dwarfing the size inside Gensokyo, suddenly the ratio of those who believed the existence of youkai to those who didn't shifted dramatically. Many weaker youkai disappeared all together but the stronger ones held on, sadly in substantially weakened states. No longer could Remilia control the fates of others, nor could even Flandre destroy everything in sight. Ran was one of the youkai affected when this happened and she no longer had enough power to wake up her slothful master. 

Fortunately, youkai who had disguised themselves as humans or at least knew how were unharmed. Other supernatural species not under the youkai category were not affected either, including the weak fairies due to their attachment to the nature as well as the immortals, being the immortals they are. Hermits too were none-too-affected besides realizing that there were far more humans than they had ever imagined. 

But gods and goddesses were not quite as fortunate, requiring faith to keep themselves alive. With a sudden world of scientists, their aura faded greatly, but the more resilent gods with the greatest faith managed to keep on holding on, albeit were practically on life-support at this point. No one in Gensokyo had realized the colossal importance of the border until now and it was far too late to fix anything at this point.

Or was it? Realizing this incident of such magnitude could not be ignored, Shikieiki, yama of Gensokyo, had come up with a drastic plan. She, being a judge, could not interfere herself, else violating the several strict rules against such being a supposed neutral and just judge. But that did not mean she wanted the living beings of her governing area to suddenly vanish as so many already had. While the shrine maidens, being efficient as they were, had already re-entered the reincarnation cycle...there was a particular ordinary witch who was not granted the same fate. 

Marisa Kirisame, being one of the great liars of her time and spending her human life robbing others blind was not granted the same quick entry into a new life. Rather, she was sent to Hell to repent for her sins. Since her spirit was still bound to memories relating back to Gensokyo and that she too solved incidents during the flourishing and prospering time of Reimu Hakurei, she was allowed back onto Earth on one condition. She would solve this final incident. If she cannot, she'll simply be sent back to hell, but should she succeed her time in Hell would be cut short and she could re-enter the cycle scot-free, with zero effect on what her future life may be.

CAN GHOST-MARISA SAVE GENSOKYO AND REPENT FOR ALL HER SINS!? FIND OUT NEXT TIME!!

That is all.

The Princess Festival was WIN WIN WIN.

LIKE ZOMG IT WAS THREE HOURS LONG AND I JUST SAT THERE. WATCHING.

I will now call each seiyuu with their character’s names because saying SEIYUU after their names is repetitive.

Evangeline’s Solo (Reborn, I think) was AWESOME. When Chisame went on stage Chizuru and Mana were dancing around her and treated her like a GODDESS during the dance as Chisame sang her solo! It was awesome! AWESOME!

They did Girls, be ambitious~ again without Zazie and did very well this time. It was probably done again for the concert since they sucked big time in the DaiMahoraSai. Asuna had MUCHOS songs, like 2 duets, 2 group songs, 3 solos, and 1 three-way song PLUS the EVERYBODY songs which were 4, so in total she had TWELVE SONGS TO DO!!! O_O

They had a lot of drama skits. Jokes included were: SASAKI MAKIE FAILS AT LIFE, Chiu-chiu-chan~, chupacabras, and a few others I didn’t understand because it was in Japanese. (There was a part where Asakura took a picture and then some characters cried out, xDDD) They also talked about the Baka Rangers a lot.

There was a part where they sang short versions of the old songs in a marathon, like after one was finished another one began immediately because the seiyuus that were dancing and not singing IN the song were also the singers for the NEXT song (pretty efficient). They had PonPon (Madoka did it by herself, her cheerleading friends ditched her, DDD:), Kizuna, Glow Wild, A Precious Pride and I forget the rest, lol. (if there were more, ><)

I just noticed that Chisame is short after all this time.

In the end the goodbyes were quite emotional. There were some people who even cried during the songs BEFORE the goodbyes (Asuna and Akira did, respectively). In the goodbyes those who cried during saying goodbye (or before they did) were the five mainies (Negi, Asuna, Setsuna, Konoka, and Evangeline) and the others (Chao, Akira, and Kazumi) [I forget if there were more, >>] (If we count twinkles in the eyes and light crying then a few more) Then almost everybody cried at the very end and I’m thinking they all ended up breaking down when they got backstage.

Kazumi hugged Negi at the end, I think she was the only who hugged at ALL in the festival. (Negi’s hairdo and Yuuna’s look waaaay to similar, >>)

Asakura didn’t die in 1000% sparking (like she did in the actual song, xDDD) which is good. When they showed to flashbacks to other concerts, namely a minor one I’ve never seen before and the DaiMahoraSai, I was yelling at all the seiyuus that ended up on the screen of the flashback whom never came to the Princess Festival. I yelled at Sayo, Misa, Hakase, and Nodoka. (didn’t see Sakurako or Zazie)

Setsuna sings way better than Konoka, xD. The dance moves were better than the DaiMahoraSai personally.

Aaaaaaaand that was weird referring to all the seiyuus by their characters, xDDD

NOW some theories and speculations thought up by ME AND AOI-SAMA =D

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Theory: Fumika IS Haruna

[SPOTTO VERSION]
She's in the "beautification" club: One day, Fumika wanted to become an adult, a BEAUTIFUL adult, she goes to Hakase, who reccommends Ako, because Ako recieved the scar on her back since she was a "cosmetic surgeon" in-training, and in an attempt to remove an ugly tattoo that all surgeons in her "league" (They were owned by the Shinmeiryuu in case a newborn had white wings, or something, Setsuna escaped) tried to cut it out but clumsily cut a DEEP slash, which made her afraid of blood. So in order to avoid seeing blood, Hakase made Ako do the operation with a blindfold on, which proved disastrous, and ended up killing Fumika. They decided to clone Fumika so Fuuka won’t find out and commit suicide, and did.

But Ako’s “blindfolded” surgery actually ended up altering the DNA of Fumika (it is a special trait they are born with when Evangeline the vampire killed an Izumi ancestor (who was the vampire that turned Eva into one) and his relatives attempted to revive him, but his dead vampire blood affected them and gave them DNA-changing powers. So when they cloned Fumika, she actually became almost like an adult! Knowing that trying to clone more Fumikas would end up with an army of almost-adults, they try to revive Fumika and she was actually alive, except her hair was shorter so they put them in buns so people can identify her from Fuuka. The clone though, had NO mind whatsoever and just destroyed stuff, and since killing people was immoral, Hakase decided to try to put some of Fumika’s mind into the almost-adult’s mind and it ended up in a freak accident where Fumika BECAME the clone and the clone received a NEW mind from that personality. Since originally Fumika was an artist who was obsessed with like, love and shiz. The NEW mind was confused and didn’t know much, and developed an insecure personality because it didn’t know too much about life, which became Fumika, and the almost-adult was named Haruna, but was actually Fumika inside.


[AOI-SAMA VERSION]
Haruna is actually Fuuka's one and only best friend. Because of some stupid boy called Negi who one day appeared in their lives, Haruna now spends more time doing whatever strange magic stuff when the gang of self-proclaimed heros, leaving Fuuka all alone. She sinks into a depression (haha) and starts her distrust of everyone around her. An evil entity(sp?) was attracted to her dark energy.
It then possesed her and began feeding on her energy. This evil being within her began to consume her bit by bit until she surrendered to the madness. She began to do evil stuffs aka stetreotypical evil people. And because Negi is the good person, they(? ) attacked him, zomg! In the process, because Negi was targeted = Nodoka shielding him = Yue as well = Haaarunna jumping in front of them and..
Anyway, using her last bit of energy, the dying Haruna summoned her artifact and began to draw what we know as Fumika, who was given birth as a result, from a piece of paper. She regrets neglecting Fuuka and because of all the warped dimensions has her leaving soul sucked into the container that is Fumika.


[Yue, Chisame, and drink TOPIC SPECULATION]

[AOI-SAMA VERSION]
Yue loves to drink unknown drinks. Like we all know. Apparently there was a newly engineered drink, SMILEZ<3, a product of mighty Chisame's on-going CHIU! project, drink meant to capture the consumers' smiles, transferring the data into her computer and hence enhance her Photoshock! powars to prettify her photos. BUT, because we all know Yue has a :X poker face, the plan backfired. The programme
could not write the data correctly, forming the deathly X, acting as some blackhole which sucked Yue into the packet of drink, which is supposed to transfer SMILES, and not PEOPLE into the computer. Yue's infamous :X began appearing ALL over the web due to an error in Chiu's Internetz cable. Thus the fad to use a :X smilely emerged, partly due to SMILEZ<3. BUT. Yue was still stuck in the computer!
She was tired and wanted another drink. She used her telepathic powars, which no one knew existed but gained from reading some random magical book in Library island, to communicate with Nodoka, while threatening to tell the Internetz of Chiu's dark secrets, whatever they are. Nodaka, being her, read Yue's mind who was reading ALL of Chisame's private entries on the 346589 diaries which she kept,
and died of embarassment/horror. This death was like the deathly X, hence it sucked Yue out of the computer and now into Nodoka while the artifact. Yue, who is in Nodoka's body now, decided to have revenge on Chisame for writing stupid entries which killed Nodoka (as well as the dumb drink). She then led her life as Nodoka, but not before writing data to create a clone of herself, which does
nothing but read books and drinks. In Nodoka, she uses her moe-ness and begins to REIGN THE INTERNETZ, causing Chiu to lose her position in the matter of 0.1seconds.
And that is why Chiu lost her #1 ranking to Nodoka in the anime Negima!?



[SPOTTO VERSION]
Yue was buying a drink from a vending machine, but the vending machine’s computers which are operated in Puerto Rico, where Mana was taking a vacation (because she’s visiting her homeland) and Chisame hacked them. So when Yue stuck a dollar in the vending machine, the vending machine grabbed Yue and sucked her into cyberspace. She eventually ended up evading Chisame’s computer (like a virus!) STILL looking for a drink. Mana senses danger and runs into the vending machine computers and notices all of them not functioning properly, and so she proceeds to button mush and it actually became code (what are the chances of THAT!?) to become the greatest firewall EVER and so it recovered, Chisame notices, but the firewall is SO strong it goes across ALL of the internets itself and kicks Yue out of cyberspace, who explodes out of Chisame’s screen and slams into Chisame, and oddly enough their clothes switch (Chisame’s in Yue’s and Yue’s in Chisame’s) which Chisame suddenly is quite fond of and starts cosplaying. That is how Chisame liked cosplaying and became Chiu.



[BEGINNING THEORY THAT BRANCHES OFF INTO THEORY AFTER THIS ONE (WHY KAZUMI HAS SO MANY DIFFERENT EYE COLOURS)]
Sayo was really accused as  a witch who was burned to death in the 16th century at the tender age of 10. Then one day when Konoe Konoemon as a little kid was playing with magic (just learning) and accidentally revived Sayo. So the magic elders at the time thought it was wrong to "rekill" her and enlisted her at the newly built Mahora. Unfortunately the desendant of the man who believed Sayo was the wtich whom had eaten his parents found out and killed her when she was 15. Because XEBEC thought animating this was outrageous, they turned it into a sappy flower story, in which everybody will go WTF and say, "SHE DIED FOR FLOWERS!?!?!" and yet ironically this was regarded as the best episode of the Anime, the man who claimed Sayo was a witch had time-travelled in the future and saw this, and then went back and accused her as a witch, causing this to be a time paradox. In reality, Sayo WAS a witch and decided to fake her death, but was trapped in her casket and all Konoe did was use magic to free her accidentally.

[STUPID SPECULATION TIME]
Kazumi Asakura came from a clan of people with red hair and blue eyes, because it was not natural for a Japanese person to have red hair and blue eyes AT THE SAME TIME. Such a clan had existed since the 16th century, and during that time they were known for time travelling and randomly accusing people as witches. In present day, since the red haired and blue eyes clan were regarded as evil since they liked seeing teenage girls getting burned at the stake, they were all killed off mercifully by a man who was actually Chisame's grandfather. Chisame's grandfather was known as a hero, but in a large controversy that involved much of the mass media, they killed him off and planted a different story that the red haired and blue eyes clan decided to travel to Anarctica since they had an unusual fascination with penguins. Kazumi had survived because her clan decided to put coloured contacts on her, which would explain why she had red eyes in the XEBEC anime. She was regarded as the "One true Asakura who will revive the clan".

Because the controversy involved much of the media, she was brainwashed into having the dream of becoming a reporter as to join the evil media's side to cover up the controversy. Soon the story in the present will unravel having Chisame finding out that her grandfather did not actually die of old age, but actually was killed and Yue's grandfather was witness, as it was written in a log that Yue had in which Chisame curiously read when she was in her dorm room. She then set out on a mission because it would be cool for Chiu to go on an adventure and would be awesome for her fans, and eventually ended up finding out what happened by getting pass a large TV media station and reading a script of a TV show that happened to be based upon this event just so they could say "Based on a true story" and so went to find the "Asakura who will revive the clan" and kill her. When she finds out that it's Kazumi, and that HER family had ended up indirectly killing Sayo (along with many other people) Kazumi from Chisame's "deranged" explanations of her family makes her remember "her genes" and so she starts burning random 3A girls because she likes seeing them burn in stake like her family.

In all this mess of irony, Sayo uses her special witch powers to stop Kazumi and rid her from her evil genes, but it unfortunately ends up destroying all of Mahora and killing a few teachers like Negi and Konoemon, which makes it more ironic since Konoe had saved her from being locked up in a casket. Kazumi seeing the mess decides to run off, and even though she was no longer brainwashed by her family she still wanted to be a big time reporter for fame and shiz. Chisame, remembering the controversy of the press tries to stop her and has a startling decision of "whether killing my own classmate for the world or the world exploding and letting my classmate live" is better. She then remembers her class of 3-A and how crazy they were, and knew the Earth would be destroyed either way and let Kazumi go. Since Mahora was destroyed, Sayo could roam free from the building and followed Kazumi into the evilness of the press, which was where Nagi Springfield was hiding all this time, because he was head of all media, and the one behind the decision of the controversy, so Kazumi tells Chisame that, because she's like that, being a reporter and all, and Chisame decides to kill Nagi, but the ghost of Negi interferes seeing as Nagi is his father and who he looked up to.

Sayo knew that Nagi had to die, and then an awesome ass-kicking GHOST BATTLE happened, and while Negi was distracted, Chisame tried to kill Nagi but his awesome magic powers was too much for her. In the meantime Kazumi had joined up with the press and was exploiting secret after secret, but then remembered her morals such as not revealing that she knew a ghost and magic to the world, and returned to where there was the epic battle of net idol versus pwning magician dropout and the GHOST battle and decided to use her clan's ability to burn people at stake (just because she was rid of LIKING it doesn't mean she still can't do it) and burns Nagi on a stake. In which Negi goes "NOOOOOOO! FATHER!!" and flies towards him and joins him in Heaven (or hell, whatever your view is) and then everybody is happy. 3 days later the Earth explodes because Chisame said so a paragraph ago.

And THAT is why Kazumi has SO MANY DIFFERENT eye colours.
[/STUPID SPECULATION TIME]



[SAYO = CHAO THEORY]

[SPOTTO VERSION]
Chao is the reincarnation of Sayo after Sayo moves on.

[AOI-SAMA VERSION]
What, she got revived somewhere in the future due to magic, and the price to pay was *gasp* Asakura's death in exchange for her life. Thus she began living a life full of sorrow. The one who performed the ritual was none other than Negi, hence in a state of mental unstablity, she killed his one and only granddaughter. But this gave her immense guilt to the point that she believed she was Chao.

Her white hair turned black in her now-revived form, but because she was supposed to be dead, her eyes turned gold, symbolic of her heretic status.

[AOI-SAMA’S VERSION CONTINUED BY SPOTTO]
The price to pay was Asakura's DEATH? So she'll LIVE FOREVER, and thus since living forever is painful (friends die, you don't) she goes INSANE in the future and murders Chao, who was actually Sayo claiming to be her because she is ALSO insane, and the REAL Chao, who was an avid time traveller, had time travelled to this state in the future and decided to save her life by going back in time and trying to reveal all magic so people would be aware and not stupid to revive people, but it failed, and ironically Asakura and Sayo were on her side (kinda) and they ironically betrayed her (kinda) and so she accepts fate and goes, back, but says she will return because she was actually LYING, and wants to tell Negi the truth the next time she comes back, disrupting the timeline and screwing up everything, meaning Chao doesn't EXIST anymore, which meant that the whole festival thing disappeared, and since it was the haunted house idea that made Sayo gain courage to reveal herself, SHE NEVER DOES? And because of your theory, THE ASAKURAXSAYO SHIPPING DOESN'T EXIST!?!?!

If you read all that. You win A WHOLE JAR of cookies.
Now continue on your miserable life, peoples. kthbyenow.

Someone needs to remind me to rant on my LJ and not in the comments of other people's LJ's...xD.
I wrote all this as a response on something Shiroi wrote. xP:


Anyway, I don't think Neji's quotes are stupid, in fact only one or two felt misplaced. (And not the come one, either) Because it's really hard for the dubbing company to use words to match with how their mouth moves, because the movement of the mouth is originally supposed to match with Japanese, thus they used what they had in the English language. Also, it wasn't that bad.

However, I watched 60 and 61 in English on Youtube, and I do have one complaint.
IT WAS NOT NEJI'S VA THAT VOICED YOUNG NEJI!
I have experience with Neji's VA, AKA Enjyu, and Enjyu had the most ADORABLE little kid voice ever when there were flashbacks with him. And Enjyu's flashbacks are SAD, TOO.
Why did they use such an overused kid VA (that sounds a little too DEEP for a four year old) instead of Neji's AWESOME KIDDY VA?!?! It sounded so stupid! And instead of saying, "She's cute!" He said, "She's nice!" THAT TAKES OUT THE MOMENT AS WELL!
They BOTH FIT THE MOUTH MOVEMENTS TOO! I mean seriously, that dumb VA sounded so stupid saying, "FATHER!" And Enjyu, who's little kid flashbacks also involved a FATHER GREATLY, did his job BEAUTIFULLY. Hinata voices her own little kid voice!!

If this happens with Sasuke with such a dumb voice like that, I'll scream, as much as I don't like Sasuke, he definitely does not deserve a retarded cliche american kiddy voice like Neji did. THAT IS A CLEAR OUTRAGE!!!

Seriously, I am glad I watch the sub. I only watch the dub to check out how my favourite VA's are doing and they DENIED the POTENTIALLY CUTE NEJI VOICE and replaced it with all the LITTLE KID VOICES YOU HEAR IN EVERY SINGLE DISNEY MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry I ranted in your comments. Good day to you.
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One more thing, if someone punched you while you were explaining how horrible your past was, you'd be pissed off. Seriously, the whole POINT of explaining is to tell them WHY you are acting like a suck-up prick. Besides, it is a VERY DIRTY TRICK to be hitting someone while they recount their bad memories. It would be CHEAP! I for one like explaining my actions so they don't think I'm being a complete moron for no reason like Neji's doing. I mean it's perfectly legal, but I believe in honour on the battlefield, which is like honour in checkers. If your opponent was talking to you about how Bob got his head stuck down the toilet, you would not do a double jump to eat his pieces while he's telling you that, you would do it when he was LOOKING AT THE GAME. Because that would be VERY RUDE. I play cards with my friends a lot, and we sometimes talk about other things, but we don't play the card while we're talking, perhaps we do but then we STOP TALKING.
But Naruto is not a person who would run and punch Neji while he tells him that his dad died, that's just plain mean. Neji probably wouldn't do the same even if he was a prick.

I mean you certainly do have a point, but nothing will ever be explained and the whole show would be PURE ACTION (AKA DBZ) without knowing why someone's like that.

It's called character development my friend.

Sorry again. >> Just opinions.
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Sorry once again.

Naruto just got all 64 of his chakra holes closed, so attacking would be pretty stupid too. Besides, the time used while Neji is talking couldallow Naruto to THINK of a plan and defeat him, sort of like how Shino sounded completely arrogant at Zaku in the preliminaries, but it was merely a distraction, well this situation is similar but perhaps reversed. And, Neji has like, ABSOLUTE DEFENSE and 360degrees vision, so when you're badly injured and can barely stand, I think it is WISE, to try to heal standing there while hearing how crappy and emo-y your opponent's life is.

It is AFTER all this does Naruto's kyuubi chakra finally get in, when he becomes super angry. And BTW, Naruto TECHNICALLY, in a WAY, NEVER beat Neji, kyuubi did. Naruto should've lost there and then, but only stood up because of the kyuubi chakra. Also, Neji was being an arrogant bastard, so he wasn't doing his best while against Naruto, since fate is awesome and in his favour in this match.

Then he gets paralyzed in one hit in the jaw, which teaches him the lesson, leads to the Kidoumaru-spiderman fight where every Neji fangirl jumps around screaming and suddenly less people HATE Neji because they disliked his prickness of people (you are obviously not one of these people, as I think you like him both ways).

So not ONLY is it character development, it moves the story along, it is good for you Neji fangirls. For all I care Neji is overpowered, he just gets bad matches for him because people constantly have miracles to prevent them from losing to the 64 palms (Naruto's kyuubi and Kidoumaru's icky golden armour he made from sweat)

Neji fans should be happy, VERY HAPPY. And I being a semi-Neji fan since I am also half with Shino, am satisified, for now. Obviously we all know Neji (and seriously Shino) needs more manga time in the current manga arc.

Oh, another thing I hated about the dub (or in general, basically) was that Tenten would not shut up. I understand she was explaining Neji's skill but she wasn't even TALKING to anyone, except the screen, and that breaks the fourth wall. I mean if you're going to explain Neji's techniques, at least explain it to someone there and not DIRECTLY at the viewers on TV. That and I despise NejiTen (almost as much as ReiMao!) and Tenten's voice was annoying.

I am SO SORRY again. ><


MY BIRTHDAY PARTY IS ON THE 15TH! HOORAH! HOORAH! Oh, I started a VERY SLOW MOVING LF fanfic a few days ago. I figure I should write its plot and details or I'll forget here:

 

That is all.

I am here to bitch in my livejournal again. YAY!
Lately I've been incredibly sarcastic, and I really don't know why. (Or do I?) But today I'm going to talk about hockey.

Like most Canuck Fans, I really hate the Calgary Flames.
Like few of the Canuck Fans, I don't have a problem with the Edmonton Oilers.

And I think I know why.

Living in Vancouver and growing up in it, with my family somewhat hockey-watchers as well, I'd just want to say this. Well, this hockey season has been the only REAL hockey-season of my life, and no, it hasn't been the best with the Canucks if you look at stats and wins and how they missed the playoffs, but that's ok. This season I experienced the time they beat Ottawa, the time they finally beat those god-damned Flames, and then go and beat those annoying Leafs. Then they finally beat Edmonton late in the season, with other exciting games such as the last game of the season versus the Avalanche .(Noronen was great!) I watched these games because it was exciting, and they won. But I feel the most disappointed when the team has really tried and still didn't win. This team has a lot of potential and talent, and in the times they do try, not all the time they have won.

For example, one game comes into my mind was when they played against the Coyotes and lost. Now, my parents, being the bandwagoners they are, started bitching at the Canucks loss and how much our team sucks and all. But in my mind they really did try in that game, and lost. Now, if you're a team that doesn't have much confidence and yet when you do have some and STILL lose, it hurts the mental mind.

Which, I believe has made this team stop trying as often. But what is in a game of hockey? Is winning everything? Is winning the only thing? Lately, if you've been with the NHL, Edmonton is going to the Finals. And I have observed them well, they try a lot. They don't have the best goalie (both in attitude and in skill) but they have a lot of effort. There is not really a player on that team you can deem a 'superstar'. Sure, Pronger's good, and Peca's doing great, but in all my life I never really knew any awesome-type of player from Edmonton since Messier and Gretzky...and that's a long time.

For example, Naslund should be called one (even though he didn't do that well this year, he landed on a NHL game cover...does that mean anything? Even though it's only for Stanley Cup winners...but that was on the lockout year...does that mean they expected the Canucks to have the cup on 2005 if the season were on? Which would put in that '12 year' thing those incredibly superstious Canuck fans believe...anyway, Naslund, Kipprusoff, Selanne, Thornton, Sakic, etc. Were called "those really good popular players" But I never could think of an Edmonton one. I didn't even know who Jason Smith was. (Who is he anyway? Are they referring to Ryan Smyth? Are those captions wrong? Is Greg Millen an idiot? ...well that last one might be true)

But, what I can say is, Edmonton almost never pissed me off this whole season, and more. The Flames probably, because of their FANS. (With the exception of Steffi, =P) But the Edmonton fans are...classy. Yes. Their team tries very hard and their fans are classy. Two things the Canucks lack...and one thing the Flames lack. Really, if I were raised in Calgary then I'd absolutely hate the Canucks, so it isn't because I like the team for who they are that I like them, it's because I was raised here and got to know them a lot, which caused me to like them. (That or Auld just rocks...regardless that he's sucking in that World Tournament thingy with Canada...XD) Yes, I REALLY hate other Canuck fans...except maybe my friend who lives across the street. Only because she doesn't care that much about winning. (Or it's just Finns...)

I hate Canuck fans and Flame fans. (There are some exceptions) They both have really crappy attitudes that I could compare with those damned Leafs. Why? Well, there's this really stupid argument going on about if someone should cheer for Edmonton or Carolina or Buffalo in the finals. One side says all Canadians should because Edmonton is representing Canada, another says they're "true" Canuck fans (who like jumping and making the bandwagon collapse, no less) and would only stick by them, and would never cheer for rivals and will cheer for teams the Canucks don't encounter much like Buffalo or Carolina or even any team not in their DIVISION. Others ARE true Canuck fans, and don't really care who wins the cup, since the Canucks are out. They only cheer for the Canucks, and they'll watch other teams raise the cup over their head, and congratulate them, but they don't CARE who wins...as long as the Canucks get the chance to raise the cup over their heads in their lifetime. That, to me, is a true Canuck fan, not one who spends most of their time bashing Flamers or Oilers.

I mean, it's ok to hate other teams, but you got to respect them as well. If Edmonton wins the cup, you don't go and say, "F**k the Oilers", you congratulate them, and then hope the Canucks beat them up next year and take the cup for 07, but don't go around insulting them without a reason to do so. The Canucks aren't a FACTOR in the Finals right now, if you're say a Ducks fan or a fan of the East teams who might've lost to the Oilers, they have their right to hate this team, but they still must respect them and congratulate them no matter what. It's not like this year is the only year of hockey left, there's still a lot to come. Sure, the Oilers beat us to the playoffs, but if you look at a team like the Canucks this year that underachieved a bit more than what people would expect, I would think the Oilers have more of a chance to grab the cup than the Canucks. If the Canucks did beat San Jose that fateful day, it meant they have the spirit to win that cup, but they lost...so it was Edmonton's chance to take it.

To end this, it'd be nice for Edmonton to win, or Buffalo for a change. Maybe even Carolina since I like their goalie. But if there is one team that wins the cup for the classiest fans and the team with the most effort, I'd give that to Edmonton no matter who wins the Stanley Cup. San Jose fans booing the Canadian Anthem just goes back to that Canada Vs. USA argument again, where Edmonton cheered no matter what. Fans that cheer for a game well done rather than a game won are fans that matter.

With that said, this has been Spot, and now back to me bitching about what my day was like.
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Today was boring. I played Super Smash Brothers, LF2, Soldat, and tried Halo again in vain, then thought about making another sprite comic, or doing something on Photoshop, or even FINDING INSPIRATION TO CONTINUE FANFICTIONS....
Or even trying to daydream or finish this boring Da Vinci Book but I had no motivation to do anything...

Well, except rant in this livejournal like a wimp. =P
I can tell you one thing.

One of Spot's GREATEST CREATIONS ARE: ....THE TOAST SONG!

I shall end this entry with that song. It's my only unique song with unique lyrics and a unique tune ever...
And I would be pissed if I find out my tune was used in a different song.

I want to eat some toast!
I want to eat some toast!
Toast is good,
It has carbohydrates,
and fiber I THINK!!!
I want some toast...
It's good with butter!
I want some toast...
And cheese is good with it too!
Oh I want to eat some TOAST-roast
It's like pig on a barnyard!
Oh I want to eat some TOAST-roast
It's like cow that you kill for steak...
I want to eat some toast!
I want to eat some toast!
Toast is tasty,
It has lots of crunchness
And used to be BREAD!!!
I want some toast...
It's good with mayonnaise!
I want some toast...
And jelly is good with it too!
Oh I want to eat some TOAST-roast
Because it is some tooooooast!!!!

-spot!

In the past few days I've been playing Soldat constantly. I don't know, but if you were me, after all this time you'd be disgusted at the world as it is. Disgusted as in literally. Well, I'll explain why, :P

You see, on Saturday or Friday, I'm not quite sure, I was just on a random forum looking around and found a topic with an interesting name:
"Spidey! (Warning: DISTURBING!)"
It pretty much piqued my curiosity as I so did to click it. In that topic was another link.
It was that link that led to some...not exactly appetizing pictures.
If you are so brave enough to look, without me explaining first, here's the link:
DODODO

Ok, if you AREN'T brave enough...yet, I will do the describing. Ahem, it's just some pictures of a spider bite, yeah doesn't sound so bad, but these are pictures of a bad reaction TO the spider bite. Where skin starts rotting and then there's this 20X15cm large hole in your skin with dead tissue and it's all gooey and stuff. If you think that's unbelievably gross, let's go and check a rattlesnake bite's pictures posted in the same topic:
OHNOOHNO

So, you can see such happenings in real life, and sorry if I make you faint or anything. I did warn you weak people.

Anyway, let's see, oh, I bet you're wondering why my mood says touched. Well obviously I'm touched, XD. Ok, the reason why isn't too complicated, but for the short answer it's Shiroi. For the long answer, while Soldat was being a bitch (K, it was someone in my clan[Who I THOUGHT was a nice quiet friendly person]) I decided to take a rest from it, and the first thing I do everytime I go ont he computer is check my email, and poof, an email from Shiroi.
What's on it? Oh, nothing much, just the BEST PICTURE OF JOHN IN LIKE EVAR.
Why? You know, in all my life, in all of the time I've been living. Ever character I liked had this attitibute to not be liked.

They are stereotyped, considered lesser, and not given much attention. And the fandom speaks the same too except for a couple occasions, but this picture she drew and coloured really pictures the view of John I have. Not as a boring litle magician, not as a dork, not as an evil menacing sorcerer, and not as that random guy.
This picture shows how I see him. And this picture made me happy again, also brought my John obsession back up. Henry's cool too, but it's just a sudden movement I guess.
Nobody can beat John.
TEH UBER L33T PICTURE

As you can see, it's nice, isn't it? Aoi draws very nicely, but is rivalled by Shiroi's sheer power.
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Other news? Want to know what's been in my daydreams lately? If you think about it, since I'm not too obsessed with anything in particular except Soldat at the moment. And the only thing I think is cute other than Battle B Daman is the Vert Wheeler dude in Acceleracers, what have I been thinking of?

For the first time in my life, something that's not fanon. Remember the characters, Lexan and Liger? I'm writing the tale of the two brothers in a very different way than you would expect. First, I added 4 more characters that might do good in anything in it. Actually I only wanted 3, but I didn't really care soon after.

The story: After having just moved into the new city, Lexan starts 1st Grade. His father a very busy businessman and his brother caring for everything else. (Their mother was dead, yeah, this is starting to become cliche, XD) In other words, Liger had to do the housework instead at such a young age: 10. So Liger was knowing his responsiblities earlier than usual.
But this world, country, and town wasn't so simple as to real life. War is something that happens nautrally and constantly. The money to all machinery for fights are lost. But they had one more weapon up their sleeve, martial arts. It doesn't exactly sound efficent, but in this story it is.

At the age of 8, every child would be appointed a clan or tribe. Their clan was usually named after a mighty animal. The most popular and powerful clan, named the Legends Clan was the goal of all children to join, but rarely new members would be recruited. Each clan's responsibility was to train the child into strong powerful fighters, all boys and girls. You didn't have to join to actually fight in a  war, a good basic knowledge of fighting was all you needed and then you could continue your lfie normally and become a doctor or something. Most do continue their lives, but some devote their life into protecting the land they live on for their own beliefs.

Liger was rather different, he was accepted into the Wing Clan at 8, but refused to join. Lexan assumed he had too much responsiblities than to go train far away. The minimum age was 6 to join anything at all. Usually 8 was the popular time to join because it was good to have basic knowledge before basic training as well.

But little as they knew, Liger would be chosen to join the Legends Clan, away from Lexan. So Lexan and his newfound friend at school, Lithus (I'm obsessed with L names, so don't think this'll be the last L name!) decided to join clans as well. The bad luck tolled as Lexan joined the Wolf Clan, and Lith, the Wildcat clan. Two clans that were sworn enemies and it was brutal punishment to be seen with the other clan's members at anytime, something  the two hated, something the two wanted to ambolish.

Unfortunately for them, their hopes to destroy such hatred went down the drain. Being caught, Lexan was kicked out of the clan, but Lith was never caught and never made an effort to help Lexan out. Something Lexan wondered about. Lith soon came to his senses and his thoughts sprayed out at all directions. Still, Lexan was feeling alone, until one day, the gift...or curse, that would plague or give bliss unto 4 people might help finish off the wars for good. A beast within Lexan would roar out loud in a howl, perhaps...literally.

1) This is VERY similar to Gundam SEED, but I'm apparently trying to tone the down the "angst bit" here.
2) I want to watch Gundam SEED Destiny, that's why.
3) The brothers thing may be a little from FMA too, who knows where my head will go to.
4) Even some of Beyblade will be mixed into this delicious concotion.

But the personalities are a tiny bit different...let me try not to bore you and tell you why, =P
Lexan:
He's like a regular 6 year old. Shy, curious, and looks up to his older brother A LOT. But when he's mad, he's REALLY mad.
He has an inner potential that he doesn't know about. His eager to be just like his brother keeps his conscience away from reality. He isn't that confident or reliable at first and doesn't even like taking the spotlight. His intentions to be away from the action downpours his true power more, but something can be enough to be pushed into it.
Lexan has the power of the Ice Wolf, :P
Oh my god, I got to stop copying Gohan, WHY HAVE ALL ANIME TAKEN UP EVERY IDEA?!?!

Liger:
Strong, powerful, and takes up his reputation a lot. Liger wants people, particularly Lexan the most, to see him as a hero, an idol, for everything he has struggled to achieve. His reason for not joining Wing Clan was not because of business, but because he just didn't want to be with a group just yet. His mind was set on joining a larger clan, a clan they call Legends Clan. Sometimes Liger's pride takes over his sense of responsibility, that may put him into Chaos. Of course, there is always a lesson everyone must learn, and Liger needs it.
Liger has the power of the Fire Phoenix, >>
I can think of a million names he is.

Lithus:
Laughable, friendly, and someone that might annoy you to death, Lithus is your average hyper little kid. Knowing his mind is something he tends to not need. Lith is a great encourager, but sometimes he becomes a bit selfish. In his mind, a perfect world is where he'd have everything he'd want, and not only would he want a lot of nice, great friends, and even he doesn't realize it, he wants all his friends to do everything for him! He enjoys a good hobby to learn, and fighting has become something he want to take up as a good career, but Lith has a lot to learn, both mentally and physically before he can achieve what he wants.
Lithus has the power of the Lightning Lion. Dododum!

Luke:
Not exactly a perfect person, Luke is rather quiet and keeps to himself. His mind will always focus on what he needs and wants for the right time and thing. He's seen as a very strong fighter, being the second-in-line of the leader of the Legends Clan. Notably, Luke sometimes takes fighting much too seriously. His life not a great one being the fact that he joined the clan when he was only 4, and started fighting his first war at 5, it was much too young for him and took off a chunk of his past, childish personality. Seeing what clans are about, Luke strives to become the most pwoerful and achieve peace so seriously, he may even brutally kick one to finish something.
Strange how he was the one who wanted Liger to join Legends Clan.
His power is the Wind Dragon, woot.
The "great" leader, I dunno, KAI?!

2 more people too, won't tell you yet, and yes, they have the tiger and the turtle, heheh, btu their roles are majorly different from the rest.

And so, that is MY CREATED PRETTY MUCH RIPPED OFF STORY! WOOO!!!
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The next part is rather boring, for some, but since I like Soldat...WHY NOT A STORY OF THAT?!?!

Main characters; MY CLAN MEMBERS, and other random people even...a couple of...
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Of War and Dignity:
By Spot(Spotstar)
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The land was bare and damp. Yet little did they know, what once was there was stains of blood, deaths, corpses and the screams of soldiers in agony. Guts being spewed all over with the constant war of death. Guns were everywhere, bombs, even rocket launchers were popular in the world of yesterday, soon something such as that would be brought back to the surface and ruin the lives of all...
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Spot: DAMNIT!!!

A young girl sat in a computer chair, which was in reality (teh truth) picked off from a dumpster 2 years ago. She loved it though, it was her most favourite chair of all. There was a gap on the top, where she lost a ruler and two pennies to, but she still adored it.

Not exactly on the screen though, but hey, a good chair is good enough, right?

Her frustration on a small game called LF2 ended quite soon enough. The efforts of winning and gaining such a large repsected title wasn't for her. She wasn't in the mod to run around and clicking random keys for no reason. In fact, there wasn't even people to play with in the first place!

The computer shut off and her head randomlized to some program on TV. The control, like aways, was pointed at the screen and turned on, a super deformed figure in some sort of weird problem was jumping around on the screen. This was unfortunately all of every kid's imagination at, in the moment.

Suddenly, the doorbell rang.
Spot: God damnit, I want to finish watching Battle B Daman! Ok, whatever...

Stepping down the footsteps the door swung open and a stranger stood there in a dark moody hood.

????: Hello Spot. We are in need of your help.

Spot: ...

????: A war has started, and we give you these gifts to defend yourself. If you are brave and noble enough to join the soldiers in war, we will be quite thankful.

Spot: O.o War?!?!

????: Aye, war. It's a sad thing, but these weapons will do use for you. I call this: The AK-74. The other is a USSOCOM. Please use them wisely for your safety, good day...

Spot: The AK...it is time for war.

The wind grew stronger, but Spot looked at an old war helmet her father used to wear. Picking up the black helmet, she growled at the war and raised her new gun and ran out the door...
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BOOM.
Not something she expected, the power and skill of the rest of them totally took over her senses. She needed shelter fast, or she would be dead in less than a second. New soldiers would die off quite quickly and frankly, she did not want that luck. Running off with her speed, Spot ducked into a shack and opened the lights. Inside she saw something that would change her life forever...

Dvir: Who the hell are you?!

Arklenao2: Hold it...you seem different than us all.

Spot: ...

Arklenao2: Huh...

Spot: ...Hmmm...

....now that I think of it, this is stupid.
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Ok, let's see, of all that ended, I'm just going to PLAY SOLDAT NOW! By the way, I've become my clans Official Security (for our server), official Cameraperson (to record demos) and the MASCOT!! I'm Spot the Dog, MASCOT OF AW!!!
Hehe, going to play now, go to school at 10 tomorrow and no school on Wednesday, WoW.
-spot
"Everyday is your death day! :D" -Soldat.