Touhou/Gurren Lagann CROSSOVER!And no I did not think of all this suddenly, it had been brewing in my mind for a few days now... I'll show myself out.
Well I know such a crossover has probably happened before. (Touhou is crossed with EVERYTHING!) But I thought out my own interpretation and wanted to type it all down, so here it is!
Simon - Alice
Kamina - Marisa
Yoko - Reimu
Nia - Koishi
Viral - Mokou
Kittan - Sanae
Rossiu - Patchouli
Leeron - Nitori
Boota - Sukusuku Hakutaku (Ex-Keine)
Gimmy and Darry - Cirno and Daiyousei
Lordgenome - Lady Satori
Lordgenome's Minions - The Animal Youkai
Kinon - Koakuma
Gurren - Hourai armed with the Hakkero
Lagann - Shanghai
Gurren Lagann - Goliath Doll
Lazengann - Utsuho
Teppelin - Chireiden (Palace of the Earth Spirits)
King Kittan - Hisoutensoku
Arc-Gurren - Palanquin
Drill - Lance
Drill Key - Magical sewing needle
DOUBLE BOOMERANG - DOUBLE SPARK
GIGA DRILL BREAKER -
SPINNING LANCE POWERED BY BLAZING STARMALICE CANNON
GIGA DRILL MAXIMUM - A BUNCH OF SHANGHAIS AND HOURAIS EXTENDED FROM GOLIATH DOLL STUFFED WITH GUNPOWDER AND POKING EVERYTHING WITH THEIR LANCES BOOM
Spiral Power = Danmaku (alternatively, THE LACK OF COMMON SENSE!)
Antispiral - Lunarians
And now that you know my deranged headcanon on a Touhou/TTGL crossover...I shall explain my reasonings for these choices.
Kamina is an amazing character and obviously there is no one Touhou character who could do him justice. So I chose Marisa! I think the point here is that Kamina in TTGL though has shitloads of charisma and is a very motivating fellow, he is ultimately very ordinary. His boasts and confidence is backed up by Simon's ability, and Simon's ability is backed up by Kamina's encouragement. That healthy cycle is what makes them an amazing team. Marisa is the ordinary magician. She is the most normal named human in all of Gensokyo. She has no gifted powers like Reimu, nor is she half-something like Youmu or Sanae. She doesn't even have a mysterious past to fall back on like Sakuya. And out of the many Touhou characters only a few are close to Kamina's bombastic personality. Also I chose Marisa here because I chose Alice as Simon. (If Parsee was Simon instead, Yuugi would be Kamina)
Alice is Simon because of her dolls and her personality and all that. I mean, I could just make Sanae Simon if I wanted to be straightforward what with Hisoutensoku, but Sanae is pretty much the opposite of Simon, egads.
Reimu is Yoko. I figured Reimu would ground out the trio well. I was considering Reisen (guns and sex appeal! Hohoho!) or Keine (becomes a teacher!) but I think Reimu just makes the most sense. And when they go underground to find Patchouli, she can tell Reimu to cover herself because of her blatantly exposed armpits!!! (If you can't tell, certain fanon interpretations are used for this crossover)
Koishi is Nia because Satori is Lordgenome. When I watched TTGL I just could not rub off the feeling that Nia looked RIDICULOUSLY familiar to me. So yeah, also when she is controlled by the Lunarians her third eye closes and she loses her satori-self foreeeever. That's why she disappears in the end! (That is potentially more tragic than Nia's fate itself, yes, but tragic characters in Touhou should have tragic endings, it is only fitting)
Speaking of tragic characters, we have Mokou as Viral. If you know ANYTHING about Touhou and TTGL, this should not require an explanation. Of all characters I used for the crossover, this is the most obvious. (Alright fine I'll explain. Both are powered by the insane desire for vengeance. Both end up as survivors constantly, and both become immortal. Both are very tragic characters, both are badass, both...should I continue!?!? Also in fanon in particular Mokou always ends up in the losing side against Kaguya for some reason, perhaps because a beat-up looking Mokou just seems awesome, but I don't know)
Sanae happens to be Kittan because I wanted Hisoutensoku to exist in some form. And again, bombastic characters require bombastic crossovers. I'm not entirely sure how Sanae fits exactly, but since she does come in as Shrine Maiden #2, I think she fits Kittan here. (Also Sanae gets to die in IMO the saddest scene in TTGL! Yes, I thought Kittan's death was the saddest, punch me if you must)
Now before Patchouli fans throw their shoes at me for making her one of the most hated characters in TTGL, hear me out. So far, if you can tell the pattern of the characters chosen, everyone here is part of Marisa's silly harem. (Well no, to be a bit more proper, people Marisa are often associated with, with the exception of Mokou) And Patchouli does close herself inside her library for long periods of time, which reminds me of Rossiu and his people who had no idea of the outside and lived with their traditional values. Also I made Koakuma Kinon, which makes it a few hundred times more fitting. Again this is not a completely 100% loyal crossover, so maybe Patchouli won't stab Alice in the back and have her executed for the sake of keeping the people calm.
Nitori is Leeron because lol. I think she can retain his creepiness too if she constantly threatens people with the usual kappa instinct. EXTRACT EVERYONE'S SHIRIKODAMA!
Cirno and Daiyousei seem perfect for Gimmy and Darry. Daiyousei often seems to be the straight man to Cirno's reckless hijinks. SHE IS THE STRONGEST! (and will one day inherit Goliath Doll!)
Satori as Lordgenome...now at first glance this seems nonsensical. We have this insanely GAR humongous muscle monster of a man who would make more sense as an oni or something, and yet Satori takes this role. Again, I go with personality before looks (Satori looks similar to young Lordgenome though o_O) and Lordgenome took care of a lot of animals, which became the Beastmen. Lordgemome is also hated by all the humans despite doing something for what he thinks is the greater good. (Satori runs the Former Hell but no one likes her) Also the beastmen are completely loyal to him, just as Satori's pets are completely loyal to her. (Well except that one time Orin didn't tell her about Utsuho going insane and potentially endangering everything, but we can always forgive thaaaat) And when she is stabbed by Alice with her sewing needle, (oh man that visual is amusing me to no end) Patchouli can perserve her third eye in a tube of fluids during the second arc! Then at the big finale she returns with her whole body and brings back Okuu, where they both do this wicked awesome sacrifice so Alice and Shanghai can use them as their ultimate danmaku and kill those damn Lunarians! PURITY AND IMPURITY IS NOTHING!
The thing with Lordgenome's minions is that they don't last very long and are very typical bad guys. Adiane might be the only one who has at least a LITTLE depth to her. So I might make the minions a bit more flexible. What I do want though is Orin to exist somewhere, and the "base" they steal to be something from Touhou. :D Again this is all a work in progress!
Koakuma is Kinon because of Rossiu's entire storyarc. It only makes sense with Patchouli! She is her assistant and the one who cares about her deteriorating health! "Patchouli, you must not overstress yourself! You're anemic and asthmatic!" Or whatever. ...perhaps Alice leaving the government to Patchouli is not the best idea in that sense. It's not like Simon makes the most wisest of decisions.
The gunmen, or in this case the gunpowder-filled dolls, the actual gigantic robot, and the nuclear hell raven are sentient btw. I don't want Utsuho to just be this empty shell of a bird for Satori to control. (Even if canonly she has a very empty mind...that is besides the point!)
Finally, the Lunarians as the Antispiral. I was thinking on this one for a while. I thought maybe the Celestials or the Hermits (celestials are hermits) or something, but then I realised there actually is a race of people who used to live on Earth but left because it was unseemly. Instead of the Spiral Nemesis dooming the universe, the "impurity" of the earthlings will eventually see to it the end of the universe itself. Now the whole impure and pure aspect of Touhou (well, Japanese culture in general) is kind of confusing, but Lunarians are immortal, or as immortal as they can be. And they find "death" to be impure. They have advanced technology to the point that they realise the universe is not pure in itself, that it will someday die. But the humans/earthlings are the impure beings who will only bring the demise of the universe sooner, so they make sure they don't exist.
Of course Satori, who realised this in her fight with the Lunarians to stop their constant genocide of the Earthlings, decided that rather than fighting common sense, to protect the people who were left by keeping them out of the loop and inside barriers, hidden from the Lunarians to see. Unfortunately the Lunarians had a plan whenever Earthlings popped up again, which is the whole messenger thing that hits Koishi or whatever. I HAVE NOT WORKED OUT THE KINKS YET. You're probably wondering what with the existence of barriers and borders everywhere, that Yukari would make more sense as Lordgenome, but when who would be Nia? And who would be her minions, just her two shikigami!? I dunno, perhaps Yukari and Satori can exist as Lordgenome or something...I'M NOT ENTIRELY SURE. Again, this is a work in progress.
So here's how the story might sound with these changes...
Rather than being forced underground, Marisa and Alice are stuck inside the Forest of Magic, which is bordered off from the rest of the world for whatever reason. Marisa's father, Mr. Kirisame had left her here and actually travelled outside of the border, but of course no one believes her. Instead of digging everyone in the forest forages for mushrooms. People find Alice weird because of her strange obsession with making dolls and her preferred solitude. No one actually sees Marisa as Alice's friend, just someone who "takes pity" on her, which is untrue. Marisa is truly Alice's friend in her mind and Alice, though often annoyed by Marisa's presense, secretly admires her. (Or loves her if you want yuri in this, idc)
Being stuck in one place leads to a significant lack of resources and the only dolls Alice is ever able to make are straw dolls. One fateful day while foraging for mushrooms, she finds a genuine sewing needle in perfect condition as if someone had dropped it into the forest just hours before. It turns out the needle happens to be magical in some way because the moment Alice used it to make a doll, the doll changed from its usual straw shape to a real doll, Shanghai.
Suddenly, the border has been blown open by powerful animal youkai from the outside (choose one, idc...Chen?), which had been fighting with rebels. Reimu drops in with her yin-yang orbs and ofuda (what, you wanted a gun?) but Marisa tries to fight it on her own with her Hakkero. She repeatedly insists it has great power (given by her father, idk its real Touhou origin) but it has never done anything so the people living in the Forest of Magic just assumed it was a useless hexagon thing. And while Reimu is almost able to exterminate this youkai, Marisa's interference keeps it from happening, and Alice is mixed in the fray with her "useless doll", until Marisa comes up with at that point what seems like a ridiculous plan.
Alice would puppeteer the doll to distract the animal youkai, while Reimu flanks. Alice does just that, except Shanghai has more up its sleeve than just flailing its arms about. With great dexterity Alice is able to pull out a lance and shield, shoot out beams and other danmaku and generally be a miniature fighting machine. This is so effective the animal youkai is blown back outside the border, with Marisa, Alice, and Reimu following it.
THUS BEGINS THE CROSSOVER! Wooo! I won't go into detail the entirety of this, of course. That'd take forever. Reimu was in a similarly bordered-off land next to the Forest of Magic, the Hakurei Shrine. They are now outside in a land they all only know as "Gensokyo". Animal youkai have been suppressing the rest of them for some time, keeping them inside the borders or destroying them if they escaped, but Reimu has been exterminating them for some time. Marisa and Alice join her! Hourai is eventually stolen from some random mook (let's say Medicine!) and Marisa, though having no knowledge in how to work with puppets, manages to install her Hakkero into it and when she pulls a cord, a Master Spark flies out. (This is only after several attempts when nothing happens, but Marisa's stubborn and magnificent belief that it would work finally makes it happen! Huzzah!)
Shanghai and Hourai can combine when Shanghai shoves her lance into Hourai's head. (Following closer to TTGL for this because otherwise I have no idea! It's still a crossover being polished) Thus they become Goliath Doll, and they fight the Phoenix, Mokou! Then Goliath Doll can combine with the Palanquin, then the moon itself! (or not, Lunarians are FROM the moon so dropping the moon onto Earth might need to be changed) Then it becomes a Goliath Doll with Utsuho's third leg and eye (but they're gone when the sacrifice happens) and the Goliath Doll is grafted by DANMAKU itself!
There's also a whole bunch of minor characters I can't really be bothered to tie in with a 2hu, so eh. And yes this sorta means Alice/Koishi needs to exist. Nonetheless Alice will start alone and end alone because everyone dies, kind of.
I think that's the extent of my imagination...FOR NOW!
Now, that would indicate "YAY! GOOD! HURRAH!" for Spotto, right?
And what is my argument that such a thing is bad? Is it something like: "Kazumi's not in em" or something?
The problem with those OVER 9000!!! Sayo AMVs is that they're ALL from ONE BLOODY EPISODE. The one in the first anime, episode 19. Yes that episode was great and sad and blahblahblah whatever, but there's MORE TO SAYO than that one episode that isn't even canon! What about Negima!? Sayo? She looked ADORABLE in that incarnation! Manga Sayo? OAD Sayo? WHY JUST THE BLOODY SINGLE EPISODE!? And yes, all those AMVs are JUST about Sayo. Kazumi's obviously in em but in all the descriptions and titles and comments and everything it's SAYO! SAYO! SAYO! Without Kazumi, SAYO WOULD NOT BE THERE.
Sayo is not defined by one episode. In fact that episode Sayo was slightly OOC! She wasn't all "sadly happy" like some sappy children's show! Sayo was actually depressed! And in the manga depressed!Sayo managed to give herself enough confidence to
go super saiyan scare everybody in the class and get noticed! She managed to get friends! She managed to get noticed and get friends! I mean I know Sayo isn't that much of an independent character but she DOES HAVE A BACKBONE believe or not! She's not Ako! She can do things on her own, and yes, Kazumi helps her! Negi helps her! Wonderful! Everybody is happy yayayay! Geez! This isn't the live action where everybody is emo and can't do ANYTHING without Negi! And then all these commentors are like: "We need moar Sayo AMVs! She's underrated!!!" Yes, we need more Sayo AMVs all about THE GODDAMNED SAME EPISODE. It's the same formula! Use sad episode with sad song and viola, an instantly popular AMV! I don't want to see episode 19 plastered everywhere either! I love the episode and I want to keep it fresh and prime but that's impossible because it's ALL OVER THE PLACE. These people are blind. Sayo is not underrated. She may not be overrated but she's definitely NOT underrated. Yes Sayo AMVs are nice, but use different episodes! Use episode 7 of Negima!? Sayo! Anything! Just stop overusing and killing such a good thing like episode 19! Most of the AMVs aren't even that good! It's just a bunch of scenes in one linear video without any special effects and some sappy sad song! Gah.
Since this universe has so many characters, I have a "Top Six" character list that I always draw or write about. I'm sure you all know them already but for the slow it's obviously: Kazu, Sayo, Yuuna, Ako, Chiu, n' Kuu. Shockingly enough, my favourite character is underrated. Kazumi is VERY underrated. The only time she gets attention is when pedophiles from the chans see chibi-Kazu in some doujin or see her almost completely naked...like a little whore. Geh. Sayo, Yuuna, Ako, and Chisame are not. They're either somewhat or fairly popular characters. Ku Fei is another underrated character, and perhaps the most of all the so-called "main girls", which is sad.
Second, Sayo has a very boring character design (SHE'S KONOKA WITH AKO COLOURS) and probably the combination of Konoka and Ako's personality! If she wasn't a ghost who needed friends I probably never would have given a damn about her, but because she was a sad cute little lonely thing who got befriended/possiblyyuried by the most awesome person in existence, that is when I will notice someone like Sayo. P:
Third, Yuuna is fairly popular in Japan and probably gaining in the west, but why she's here is mostly because of Aoi-dono. Frankly in the beginning I loved five of these characters, Yuuna being the one left out. I did not give a single damn about this random basketball player who did not seem interesting whatsoever, so kudos to Aoi-dono for showing me the shine I did not see on such a wicked character. In fact I probably cared more about 20 or so other girls over her in the beginning. Whatta jump, Yuuna.
Fourth, Ako's always been up high. I did like her story with Nagi at first, and her voice. Her voice is adooorable, but no one else seems to notice it (huh). Tthe reason why I like Ako is probably because I can relate with her. I get carsick easily...I'm shy...I like soccer (but I don't play soccer that much anymore), while I do not want to become a nurse I have thought about becoming a doctor once (an UNATTAINABLE GOAL!!!) I wish I was in a band ^^;, I tend to be the quiet or normal one in the group but I have something quite different about me, and I don't often have a backbone/I'm kind of pathetic. Yes. Ako is awesomely pathetic like me!
Fifth, Chisame has always been there.
As for number six? Ku Fei's a lovely character. I do want to say that she doesn't have a very energetic or happy seiyuu. Hazuki looks like she's forcing herself to dance or sing at concerts...D: Totally the opposite of Jellophish. On the other hand, her live action actress is quite energetic, but that actress is....erh...yeah, nothing good for Ku Fei outside the fictional universe eh? It's saddening. D:
Now to end this entry, a little comic...
MAXMAN versus DOGGER:
Who will win? Who will triumph over the other? Will it be the Batman ripoff? Will it be the Spiderman ripoff? Will I have a Joker-inspired villain? Will I shut up and go to bed because I have to get up early!? WHO KNOWS:
Forgive me for the messiness, especially at the later pages...I started to rush P:
I think I did okay for the first page though. O:
(Btw the dude you may not recognize is Takao as CHICKEN)
Spotto is OFF TO BED!
...the anime begins...
Yuuna: HAY I WANNA BECOME TEH BEST AT SPINNING TOPZ! *enters regional competition*
Makie: Liekomfg I hail from teh AMERICAS that's why my hair is stereotypically pink!!!! Let's be friendzzzzz!!
Yuuna: Liek yay okay! Did youse know it is mah TENTH BURFDAE!?
Makie; Zomfg!? Happi BURFDAE!
Chisame: RAWR. I r loner leader person of some gang who destroys those pesky SPINNING TOPZ!
Yuuna: I will stopzorz you!!!11!!!1! GO BLUE DRAGON THINGIE!
Chisame: You dumbass you don't have it yet.
Yuuna: Oh...GO SPINNING TOPZ!
Chisame: Hahaha, my spinning topz is more superior so you lose.
The next day...
Yuuna: Liek omfg my sword thingie popped out this BIG BLOO DRAGON THINGIE AND IT JUMPED INTO MAH SPINNING TOPZ!
Makie; Likewtf!!! You eat too much suuuuuugar you dumbdumbhead!
Yuuna: You da one who eats da suga, YO!
Makie: OH YEEEEEEEEEEEAH
Yuuna: I CHALLENGE YOU SHARK PERSON AGAINZ!
Chisame: You have no hope for my spinning topz is more superior.
Yuuna: OH YEAHZ!? I HAVE A BIG BLOO DRAGON!
Chisame: Like WHUT!? Well I have a superior BIG RED BIRD CHICKEN THINGIE...this roleplay is retarded.
Yuuna: Psst...don't go out of character...AHEM, OMFG WTF IS THAT BIG RED CHICKEN THINGIE!?
*the beasts wrestle*
IT'S A TIEZZZ!!!
*at the regional competition*
Yuuna: Sos I beat teh unimportant preliminary peoples...WHO BE MY SEMIFINALZ OPPONENTS!?
Ku Fei: IT BE I! I R STEREOTYPICAL CHINESE PEOPLE! LOOK AT ME YIN YANGS RAWR! LOOK IT MAH CHINESE TIGER THING!
*white tiger appearz*
Yuuna: OMFG CHINESE! HOW WILL I WIN!?
Ako: No WORRIEZ! I MAKE YOU SPINNING TOPZ MORE SUPERIOR WIT MY HAX!!!!
Yuuna: ZOMG I GOTZ HAX NAO!
Ku Fei: WHUT!?!?! OH NOES I HAVE NO CHANCE I GIVES UP!!! YOU R SUPERIOR!
Makie: NOW is mah turnz to win at this semifinalz so I cans face Yuuna in TEH FINALZ!
Chisame: No, a dumbass will not defeat me.
Makie: GO SPINNING TOPZ!
*Chisame's spinning top smashes into Makie's necklace thingy*
Makie: OH NOES! You brokez mah grandma's worthless necklace THING!!!!
Ako: Omfg that be your GREEN TURTLEZ!!! I canz put it in yourz spinning topz wit mah HAX!!!
Makie: Likeomfg!?!? MAH GREEN TURTLEZ ISTH SUMMONED!!!1!!!
Chisame: Oh no. What will I do.
*Big red chicken thingie wrestles with teh green turtlez*
Chisame: Good thing my top is more superior.
Makie: OH NOES I LOSE!?!?!
Yuuna: I will avengez MAKIEZ YOU STUPID PERSONZZZ!!!
Chisame: Just because you have hax doesn't make your spinning top more superior.
*bloo dragon and red chicken WRESTLE!!*
Chisame: Oh noes, my spinning top isn't that superior after all. *loses*
Wilhelm: Congratulations. You top four are now the team that represents Japan in the world tournament. You are called the SPINNINGTOPZBREAKERS.
Wilhelm: Chisame is the leader.
*commence Ku Fei arc*
Ku Fei: Mah old friends think I r traitor.
Yuuna: That ish dumb.
Ku Fei: So that why we in China yes?
Ako: No we in China to use our spinning topz for tournament.
Chao: KU FEI! YOU ARE TRAITOR!!!
Ku Fei: NUUUUU!!!!
Makie: That is not nice!!!!
Fumika: I r here to take your white tigerz!!!
Ku Fei: NUUU! I WILL NOT LET YOU!!!Z
*commence epic wrestling*
White Tigerz: Rawr I run away because you are incompetent.
Ku Fei: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
Chisame: I am disappointed in you.
*insert some battles here*
Ku Fei: I r earned me tigerz back and NAO I FACE YOU CHAO!!
Chao: YOU ARE STILL TRAITOR! THAT TIGER SHOULD BE MINEZZZ!
*commence tiger vs. lion wrestling*
Chao: NOES! My EPIC MONSTER ANIMALZ GOD THING IS INFERIOR!
Ku Fei: Yes! I R WINRAR!
Chao: I wrong, Ku Fei. You not traitor.
Ku Fei: HOORAY!
*commence Makie arc*
Makie: My mommy hates me. D:
Yuuna: That ish dumb.
Ayaka: HARHARHARHAR! YOU ARE INFERIOR, MAKIE! YOU FAIL!
<Spotto has actually forgotten the details of the Max arc, so moving along...>
Makie: I R DEFEATZ YOU WITH MAH TURTLEZ, IINCHO!
*commence epic wrestling of turtle and eagle*
Ayaka: NOES! I HAV FAILZED MAHSELF!
Makie: AHA! I R WINRAR AS WELL LIKE KUU FEI!
Ayaka: You are superiorz, Makie. You r not a failure!
*commence pointless european arc*
Negi: I r Negi, I r european. You r all UNCOUTH!
Anya: I r Anya. I r also european. No waitz I'm Russian! SHITZ! WRONG PLACE!
Negi: Russian ish European you dummy!!!!
*and they get beaten so let's move on*
*commence emo Chisame arc*
Chisame: This team sucks. I'm going to get brainwashed by a corny black spinning top version of my own and steal everybody's epic monster animal god thing.
Kazumi: Yes, join us Chisame. Join the people who know how to use grammar.
Yuuna: WHERE IS CHISAMEZ!?!?!?
Kazumi: She's sick.
Chisame: HAHAHAHA. I have left you for EVIL, stupid retarded old team! I don't need my old spinning topz anymore, for I have the black corny version! *throws it at Yuuna*
Yuuna: NO! CHISAME! WRRRRRRRRRRRRRY!?!?!? *cries*
Makie: Today be a sad day.
Ku Fei: NOOO CHISAME! ACCORDING TO THE FANGIRLS I'M SUPPOSED TO YAOI WIT YOOOOOOUZZZZZZ
Ku Fei: That was just my line, aru.
Ako: STAY IN CHARACTER!!!!! I am a geek with a laptop.
Chisame: Hahahaha I am all superior now with my superior BLACK spinning topz. No one can defeat me. You all meet me in the middle of nowhere on top of some ice if you want to defeat me!
*Yuuna, Ku Fei, n' Ako follow her commands*
Yuuna: YOU MUST COME BACKZ CHISAME!! WE LOVES YOU!!!
Ku Fei: According to fangirls I love you moar.
Chisame: ...well I HATE you. So prepare to spin topz!
Yuuna: GO BLOO DRAGONZ!
Ku Fei: GO WHITE TIGERZ!
Chisame: Go black chicken thingie...
Ako: I dunno why I spin topz too, but I TRY ANYWAY BECAUSE I HAVE EPIC HAX!
Chisame: *easily defeats them all* Hahahaha! I am superior!
Makie: *jumps out of airplane* MAKIE TO THE RESCUUUUUUEZ! Mah mom with her moar superior hax, haxxed up mah spinning topz!!!!
Yuuna: HERE BE YOUR OLD FRIEND, CHISAMEZ!! GO RED CHICKEN THINGIE!
Makie: Go GREEN TURTLEZ!
Chisame: Gasp. My spinning topz is getting inferior! That means I must rejoin you because my joinage of the dark side is foolish.
Yuuna: AHA! WE HAVE WON CHISAME'S LOVE BACK!
Ku Fei: But according to the fangirls, she loves me moar.
Fuuka: Hahaha! *stealz Makie's green turtlez*
Akira: Our collection is almost complete!
Fuuka: LET US RETURNZ TO KAZUMI AND SAYO NAO! HAHAHA! EVIL RUSSIANS R US!
Yuuna: Well that suckz.
*commence...the FINALS! DundunDUUUUN*
Announcer: IT IS TEH SPINNINGTOPZBREAKERS VERSUS TEH DEMOLITION HOES!
Audience: GASP! WHO WILL WINZ!?
Announcer: First up iz CHISAMEZ versus AKIRAZ!
Ku Fei: ! GOOD LUCKZ CHISAME!!!
Chisame: *havs a fire chicken*
Akira: *has a water whale*
*Gee I wonder who would win*
Chisame: Wow, I'm REALLY that inferior, huh.
Yuuna: NOES! WE ARE DOWN 0-1!!!
Makie: And because mah wicked GREEN TURTLEZ ish gone, it ish all up to you, KU FEIZ!
Ku Fei: I UNDERSTANDZ!!! WHO BE MAH OPPONENT!?
Sayo: Hahahaha! I am your opponent! *has a wicked wind falcon*
Ku Fei: I SHALL WINZ!
Sayo: Mah wicked wind falcon can hurt you!!!!!!!!
Ku Fei: OH NOES! OUCHIES!
Yuuna: WHUT!? THAT NOT FAIR!!!!
Wilhelm: Oh well.
Professor Akashi: Apparently there isth a rule in the rule book that if youse cannot see what isth hurting the person you cannot stop the match.
Chisame: That's kind of...really dumb, don't you think?
Professor Akashi: Hey, it's not MY daughter suffering.
Sayo: Mwahahahaha! I r evil and wicked!
Ku Fei: OUCHIES! I WILL STILL BECOME WINRAR!!! GO WHITE TIGERZZ!!!
Sayo: Oh noes!!!
Ku Fei: *hair is undone in all complete pretty and fembishie glory!!!*
Chisame: I refuse to say my next line.
Ako; YOU HAVEZ TO!!!!!!!!!
Ako: *kicks Chisame in the UH OHS, I mean her shin*
Chisame: O____Poihsdbjgkejr pg[hgf....fine, like omfg, Ku Fei looks hot. THERE!? YOU HAPPY!? Stupid yaoi fangirls, even though we're not even guys but playing guys and GAH.
Sayo: I WILL NOT LOSE! GO WINDY TORTURE FALCONZ OF DOOOOOM!
Ku Fei: RAWR! *her epic and wicked WHITE TIGERZ protects her and she DEFEATZ SAYOOO!*
Negi: KU FEI!
Chao: KU FEI!
Ayaka: KU FEI!
Chisame: This is retarded.
Yuuna: KU FEEEEI!!!
Ku Fei: *in all her almost-dead fembishie glory, gets scrolled away in a gurney*
Yuuna: I WILL AVENGE YOU KU FEIZ!! *turns and points at Kazumi* BY DEFEATING THEIR LEADERZ!!!
*commence the final battle...doodododododododum!*
Kazumi: Apparently I am a cyborg. AHEM. I have calculated in my computer chip brain that I have a 99% chance of defeating you.
Yuuna: OH GOODZ! I GOTZ 1%!
Kazumi: I am also here to avenge Sayo's death! SHE'S A GHOST NOW RAWR!
Ako: Wait, that didn't happen--
Chisame: Oh STFU.
Makie: Yay! GO YUUNAZ!
Yuuna: GO MAH BLOO DRAGONZ!!!
Kazumi: GO MY ICE WOLF!! RAWR.
*explosions commence, including a big explosion of ICE!!!*
Kazumi: We are now in another dimension because that's just how awesome I am.
Yuuna: Well, that's kind of cool!
Kazumi: Wait, what happened to your grammar defect?
Yuuna: It's an act of course! TO FRY YOUR BRAIN CELLS!
Kazumi: Ah, so that's how the other's lost. Luckily for me half my brain is a computer so I am not affected. I have this firewall you see.
Yuuna: If it's Norton it didn't work.
Kazumi: I'm not that stupid to use Norton.
Kazumi: Now my superior spinning top will now defeat your clearly inferior spinning top! GO ICE WOLF!
Yuuna: I WILL NEVAR LOOOOSE!
*commence epic explosions*
Yuuna: Oh noes I am losing.
Bloo Dragon: DO NOT LOSE FAITH, YUUNA.
Bloo Dragon: The gods have decided to perform a miracle. If Kazumi wins the world will be lost, so I can now speak to motivate you. You are the chosen one to save the world.
Yuuna: BUT THEY'RE JUST DUMB SPINNING TOPS!!!
Bloo Dragon: Hate the enemy, not the tool.
Yuuna: Right fine. RAWR! ASAKURA! I R MOTIVATED!
Kazumi: Oh...is that supposed to scare me? GUESS WHAT! I HAVE ALL THE EPIC MONSTER ANIMAL GOD THINGS!
Yuuna: OH SHI-!
Kazumi: And because I hold such power I will now go insane and my hair will explode all creepily...WHAT!? I'M NOT ALLOWING MY EPIC HAIR TO BE RUINED LIKE THAT! I QUIT! *walks off*
*ice dimension breaks*
Ku Fei: *on crutches* OMFG!! YUUNA IS NOW TEH WINRARZ OF EVERYTHINGZ!!!
Chisame: ....this is still retarded.
Announcer: SO YUUNA IS NOW THE SPINNING TOPZ CHAMPION! HOOOORAY!
Everybody: WE MUST GO CHALLENGE HER!!!
And that is the epic story of the spinning topz.
In what, you ask? Well, take a guess from the title.
...indeed, I've been drawing a lot. A few of these are from a little while ago, but most of them, including one of the redhead pictures, was done two days ago. The most recent are the not-tablet fanarts that I created with a simple little pencil...a ten-page Dogger comic. (Yes, I restarted the comic AGAIN but at least this time I finished the first chapter or part or comic book, or something. XD)
So the contents to be viewed inside:
-a ninja...from some sort of weird show called Naruto... :P
-a bunch of kids that wanted to fight, huh...
-this chinese girl...she likes meatbuns!
-there's a ghost, yoosh...watch out for that
-a bitchy hacker
-and this girl I sometimes dub...The Kid.
R-POTE: Ku Fei/Yuuna
I love to lurk in a lot of forums, just read what people say. The one topic I try to avoid are the, "WHAT IS THE WORST ANIME EVER" topics. In my opinion, the worst anime ever made was Yu Gi Oh. Now I know a million people who will object, but whenever I watched Yu Gi Oh (The dub, I don't CARE for the sub) it's not the dub that puts me off, it's the concept. I mean sure there's this guy with a hair of wack throwing cards on to advanced technologies, giant monsters appearing in all their mighty power and they "duel" it out to be the best, to save the world, TO SAVE PEOPLE'S SOULS. Oddly enough that concept is rather similar to B-Daman.
Here's Yamato, his hair is full of wack (If it can stab you it is wack) with those overused goggles (Naruto used to wear em, many Digimon peepz wore em...) just like...THE HAPPIEST KITTY IN THE WOOORLD! Well, he accomplished nothing so far. The whole RELATED concept is that he uses this little gundam toy, that shoots these little marbles THAT CAN KILL...I mean, for fun. Now, in Yu-Gi-Oh you must treat your cards well, even though sacrificing them is part of the game. For B-Daman it is the same, TREAT THOSE B-Daman like your friends! Treat those Pokemon as your friends! Treat those Digimon as your friends! Treat those bit-beasts as your friends, ok, we got to the point.
I mean, does anybody think seeing an NC-17-rated fanfiction that warns of sexually explicit and incredibe violence on it...AND IT'S ABOUT HAMTARO MAKE IT SEEM WEIRD?! No, I don't find hamster whores and hamster gore very amusing. But what was its original concept? "WERE ALL FRIENDS! WE'RE LITTLE HAMSTERS BIG ADVENTURES!" So Bijou's just cheated on Hamtaro twice with a few hundred hamsters, while Hamtaro was in San Andreas shooting some black hamsters! OH HOW RACIST!
Another concept similar is that "saving the world" kind of part. LOTS of shows have saving the world, it's a VERY big thing to think about. Or, even stopping evil from DESTROYING the world, which is basically saving the world, but some animes have it, "STOP THE GUY FROM WORLD DOMINATION", which is NOT as evil as DESTROYING THE WORLD AND KILLING EVERYBODY. Then there's the souls. I can completely say, that since in B-Daman you can put "B-Da" before practically ANY word, that "B-Daspirits" means "spirits" and "spirits" is a synonym for "souls". SO THEY TOOK THEIR SOULS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Actually, WORLD DOMINATION COULD be as evil as DESTROYING THE WORLD. It's from a point of view. It is more evil to take control of everything, HAVE SLAVERY, WAR CONSTANTLY, AND PAIN FOR ETERNITY?! Or is better to just make the Earth go BOOM! In painless death?!?! I just find Yu Gi Oh rather boring. I'm not a "Monster" fan (so I hated MONSTER RANCHERS or whatever it's called, too) nor was any of the characters on that show EYE-TAKING. I mean sure, Yugi's hair is WACK, YO! But EVEN IF IT'S SHADED 2343 colours and spikes up 300 feet, I WILL notice the eyes more than the hair. And I don't really like the eye style in Yu Gi Oh either, and in battling it tended to be repetitve...NOTHING new happened. Oh sure, I GOT THIS NEW DISKY THINGY KAIBA MADE FOR PORTABLE DUELS! In B-Daman they don't just SHOOT at each other, there are other types of battles, it was DIVERSE. =)
But, even of ALL THOSE REASONS MEANT NOTHING, my next, and REALLY REALLY biased opinion will be my answer. So, before I continue, I will say a big, "Fuck you!' to you people who say B-Daman (Or even Beyblade, OR EVEN POKEMON, OR EVEN YUGIOH, XDDDD) are the worst Animes either. Heck, EVEN BOBOBOBO-BOBOBO is good and I NEVER SEEN IT, I LIKE THE TITLE!!! Want the WORST Anime ever?! Dubbed Anime are only a few select of ALL THE ANIME, there's probably crappy ones back in Japan that even the DUBBERS didn't want to dub. I mean they must've found some potential in the Anime for it TO BE DUBBED, OR WHY DUB IT?! See my point?!
Okay, here's the REALLY REALLY biased part.
You ALL know how predictable this is going to be. So I will repeat, THIS IS VERY PREDICTABLE AND YOU ALL KNOW IT. My next reason is because Spot is the big ADORER for "Cute people, Chinese people, and just PERSONALITY-TWISTED people in Anime". For example, Rei from Beyblade was yawning when he first showed up, ZOMG JERK ALERT! But then he changed in like 5 seconds! But he also betrayed his before people, ZOMG JERK ALERT AGAIN! With no note! STUPIDITY! Then he gets all hero-like and almost dies! THEN the next season he gets TOO MUSCULAR, then in 3rd season HE BETRAYS AGAIN! And then he's STILL MUSCULAR but now is the BIG BAD MAN WITH DBZ MOVES AND ALL (The biggest bad man is Kai, obviously) so yes, lots of "changes".
And then there's Max, cute, adorable, happy-go-lucky, BUT HE CAN BE RAWR!!!! And that puts SPARKLES in Spotty's eye. And others like KIKIMUFFIN (Kevin, xD), and so and so. What do you think I'm saying?
COMBINE IT!! THEN SPLIT IT UP!! You know how Wen says, "YOU COMPLETE ME, BIATCH", well, 'tis true. If you combined those two things up there, then split it up again in a jambled screwed mess, I GIVE YOU THE YONG FA BROTHERS. How? Well, MAX was happy-go-lucky and cute, Rei was CHINESE, and has them eyes that are coloured not real-like. Your RESULT will be these two short kids (Don't ask me how the short gene appeared) both CHINESE from Rei. Wen will get some of the happy-lucky ness (because obviously he isn't that cheerful like a bunny rabbit), and Li takes the CUTENESS gene (WE ALL KNOW HE IS ADORABLE, DENY IT AND DIE) and the "eye" gene gets SEVERELY MUTATED WITH MAX'S THAT IT CREATES THE SEXINESS OF LI'S POWERFUL BETTER THAN ALL POLITICANS EYES!!!
Yes, Li's eyes are more superior than ALL THE POLITICIANS IN THE WORLD! (And if my brother becomes one IT STILL COUNTS) But Wen is not effected by it because the gene is RECESSIVE, and then they GET DROPPED ON THEIR HEADS AS BABIES.
Because both Rei and Max are GOOD HAPPY PEOPLE...
Rei: AMAGAWD! I DROPPED OUR BABY ON THE SIDEWALK!
Max: You think that's bad? I dropped our toddler into the swimming pool!!!
Rei: How is that bad?
Max: THE POOL WAS EMPTY!!!
This is what triggered them to think that they were in fact, ONE PERSON!!!!
*fast forward 5 years*
Wen/Li: *in some cheap 'orphanage' (Their parents ABANDONED THEM)*
Psychiatrist: Okay, I will SAY once again, YOU are Li, and YOU are Wen, YOU ARE NOT WENLI, THE MASTER OF ALL GUNDAMS, WHERE ONE DAY YOU WILL SHRINK THEM AND MAKE THEM SHOOT MARBLES!!!!
Wen/Li: I am Wenli! I will create A NEW WORLD called the B-DaWorld, and shrink gundams to little handheld toys that shoot marbles and can take your eye out!!!
Inuki Eiji: OMG THAT IS INGENIOUS!! *steals idea and makes it happen*
Wen/Li: HE STOLE MY IDEA! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Psychiatrist: OH I GIVE UP!!! *chucks random pieces of styrofoam at the "siamese" "twins"*
And suddenly, the magic of styrofoam REFORMS THEIR CHROMESHOMES (once again, it's not supposed to make sense) and thus they realize...
Kikimuffin: This is the part where they realize something.
Wen: Oooh! CRAYON!!! *wanders off from Li and starts drawing Marda-B*
KABLOOSH! A beam of light from the gods ATTACKS THE PICTURE WEN DREW! And it FORMS INTO A REAL MARDA B!! Then he is CUT AND PASTED above Meowtra Temple!!!!
Wen: WAAAH! IT STOLE MY PICTURE!!
Kikimuffin: AND THEN...
Li: *starts banging various metal things, including a gun, a GUNBLADE, a fork, and a BUTCHER KNIFE!!!*
*Butcher knife is suddenly flinged from Li and hits Wen's face*
Wen: AGGH!! ME FACE!!!
Psychiatrist: ZOMG! THEY ARE CURE-- *gets shot by Li from the gun (Aww, that sounds SO kwute, xDDDD)* *DIES*
Which is my theory that Wen and Li created B-Daman, Wen created the evil side of Marda-B, and it was Li who was the murderer in the unsolved massacre of 1998!!!
I is rambling too much, =P. KIKIMUFFIN! SUPER SAIYAN JIGGLY PUFF!
Man: OMG! What's that in the sky?!
Yamato: A B-DAMAN?!
Mr. Yamato (Kira): A GIANT GUNDAM?!
Takao: NO! IT'S KIKIMUFFIN!! HERE TO SAVE THE DAAAAY!!!!
Kikimuffin: I am the Kikimuffin! Savior of all things KIKIMUFFIN!!!!
Maxman: WHO'S TAKING MY SPOTLIGHT?!?!
Trenchcoat Max: We don't need another superhero in town! Now do we?!
The Green Midget: If you wanna save yourself from the evils of ME, yes!
I didn't post last night and thus did it once again where I post last night's stuff NOW! Last night's stuff was written at around 2-4am, and I am very tired, I went to bed at 4:30am and woke up at 8:30am, xD
Spot must find the FOREVER song, the ending theme of B-Daman, it sounds very soft and nice. Not something I expected from B-Daman because generally it has horrible theme music (the music you hear on the actual show and not on the opening or ending are also good, =) )
I was drawing A LOT a night ago, 3:16am, and there I was, drawing many millions of little Wen. I had no idea why, of all people, that I was drawing him. But there's one picture in which I really liked the result, and I'll try to vector and CG it (horribly, as I suck at that, xD) sometime. Last night though I was writing, writing a story of detectives, of murders of...crossovers. =D Trenchcoat Max is back to solve a murder case, one that was actually not meant to happen, one that was committed by someone from the other fandom...and not the Green Midget.
I DID IT AGAIN! WHY! WHY! I DID NOT POST YET AGAIN!!! AMAGAWDZZS
Well I'm posting now.
Hurrah for adrenalin.
Obsessive right now.
Downright in Anime haven right now.
Spot was bored.
Spot went looking for random b-daman stuff. (And ever since episode 43, I have been THINKING about it, so obsessive I am!)
Spot found a b-daman store shop.
It had a lot of cool b-daman.
Spot found some interesting b-daman.
Spot found some hideous b-daman.
Spot found some pistol b-daman (Crash B-Daman).
Spot found....GOD AND WENT TO HEAVEN!!!
Ok, actually, better than that. Spot found Li's 2nd season outfit.
And what a outfit it was!
If you look at Wen. He is basically a blue, white, and a tiny bit of yellow/red/black version outfit of a THIRD SEASON REI. If you look at Li, minus his long sleeves, it is basically a red, white, and a tiny bit yellow/blue/black version of a SECOND SEASON REI. With hats of course, nifty hats. (Probably in place of teh yin-yang bandana)
Oh, yin-yangs not included!
And if you look at new love-child freaky King-Rei dude, HIS B-DAMAN HAS GATLING IN ITS NAME!
They want to kill me.
Then I'll go to heaven.
With FANGIRLY DREAMS COMING TRUE OMGZ.
I remember when I thought Rei was god himself (Yes, it was highly pathetic, sue me for being an idiot), but holy hell, not only did this Anime kill the Digimon Lovers with the digimon cast, they're killing the Rei-lovers with the two parts of Rei that split up and got younger. (Or perhaps they're mysterious children FROM Rei and...Mao..>>(BECAUSE IT"S CANON AS MUCH AS I HATE IT), and like, Ling...Ling, uh, Ling was adopted to cover up whatever happened to their real children, xD
That wouldn't make sense though.
"ARGH! OUR KID HAS WEIRD EYES!!!"
"IT WAS FROM YOUR GENE!"
"Fine, let's dump him and his older brother because you want a girl, into another dimension, one with other freaks just like this guy."
"Ok! And we'll keep dumping the boys until I get a girl!"
The poor kids had such bad parents they eventually joined the evil Shadow Alliance to do evil, until Yamato came, the evil love-child of Takao and Daichi. Now I'm just going too far.
"ARGH! OUR KID HAS NO NOSE!!"
"IT WAS FROM YOUR GENE!"
"Fine, let's dump him because this is weird and two guys can't have babies, into another dimension, one with other freaks just like this guy."
And cats adopted him.
And then Mao got so bitchy, Rei went and married King.
"ARGH! OUR KID IS PRETTIER THAN US!"
"IT WAS FROM MY GENE!"
"Fine let's dump him into another dimension before your wife finds out you cheated on her with me."
Unknown because I haven't watched the 2nd season yet....
Ooh, and what about Kai and Max?!?!?!
"Hey, our kid is cute!"
"Wow, he has your eyes!"
"My eyes are violet, not green."
"He has a combination OF our eyes! He has my hair!"
"He LOOKS like you."
"But the shape of his eyes are like yours"
"Dump him into another dimension."
"Because it was a one-ngiht stand and this kid is just a bastard.."
"Ok! What about his twin sister?"
"...I hate you Max."
This is fun, ^___^
But back to the point.
OMFGZ. I AM INSANO SCREAMING BECAUSE OF THE CUTE GREATNESS THAT IS LI.
My favourite quote so far: "I don't need to rest! Resting is for the injured, right now I'm dying!" This is the absolute perfect quote for some stubborn dying guy (preferably a guy who sacrificed his life for something) who must do one last thing before he dies, and that is not resting. Steal it and I will kill you, seriously. I'm using this.
Months ago, I was this girl who liked Beyblade, yes. Months ago. Now...not as much. The reason why I enjoyed Beyblade was NOT for the little tops hitting each other(which is a pretty idiotic concept, but it needs some main kiddy plot all kiddy Anime needs), or the great action of the bit-beasts roaring at each other. Now, people who enjoy PLAYING WITH THE BEYBLADE TOPS, are idiots.
It's from a biased view.
From a random LJ.
But it's true.
Beyblade is a game. Not a sport. (In which some people tried to turn it into a sport...HOW DOES BEYBLADE INVOLVE USING YOUR PHYSICAL BODY WHERE YOU BREAK SWEAT AND GET EXERCISE?!?!) Beyblade is more like Pool, accuracy in the launching, and type of launching and all that mumbo jumbo.
Ok, yeah, so...?!?
It's just two spinny things smashing at each other. It doesn't come with real life Dranzers where you can pet and have forever and ever because phoenixes are immortal. In fact, most of it has to do with luck, go play Poker! Some from the combos you use in creating the Beyblade, which is as fun as collecting stamps, but it's a toy. T-O-Y.
If you like the Anime, you can go ahead and collect the Beyblades, just because you like the Anime, and maybe play with it for fun, but it's not supposed to be as serious as the Anime. BEYBLADES ARE NOT NUCLEAR WEAPONS. We are not using them to stop the War in Iraq because we have a spiritual Dragon that is invincible to everything. No, it's a toy. It spins, and yes, that would make someone with ADD very interested at the sheer spinning-ness of it. Does it matter if you use Go-Shoot or Let it Rip? It's just a phrase. Do we say bang when we shoot a gun? We say fire when we shoot a gun, sure, but that's when someone is COMMANDING you.
I mean, it's not like there are Gundam Tournaments where we collect Gundam models and make them shoot real life missles at each other at some tournament, trying to determine the one true GUNDAM PILOT CHAMPION!! Dadada!! Alas, in the end, it is still a toy.
If you want to take Beyblade serious, go find a portal to the Beyblade WORLD. That's where guns were replaced by Beyblades, and nobody uses their fists anymore, just their Beyblades, kind of sad, really. It's much easier to turn into a fangirl and go roaming around chanting KaiXRei rocks and all must love it! These 'girls' love the Anime. They love the character development and the drama, how these Anime characters became such people! Oh sure, you can scream at them to 'go watch a Soap opera", but some people think Anime is much cuter than real life humans poorly acting that they're really the twin evil sister of your long lost cousin in Hawaii.
Same as Naruto. There are like 5 billion fangirls appearing every second for this Anime, and then there's the guys. People like it because they are ninjas. EVERYBODY LIKES NINJAS!! YAY! The shinobi are soooo cool, this person is a genius to have thought ninjas would be so popular!
I understand why people like it, it's NINJAS. I myself do like ninjas, but this is crazy. You watch one episode of it and it's all so..so...so...stereoptypical of other popular Anime-ish! Remember Sailor Moon and DBZ and INUYASHA? Where did those faithful Inuyasha fans go? (Well, I'm guessing they're still around, lol) So, girls like Inuyasha because of the love, boys like DBZ because of the..fighting.
Put them together, you got Naruto (somewhat, >>), hot bishies, sweet action, blood, blood, blood.
So someone asks, WHY DON"T I LIKE DBZ OR INUYASHA OR NARUTO?!?!
It's really simple.
While I may watch Animes such as Battle B-Daman, I call Naruto, stupid. Yes, that sounds rather hypocritical in some way, right?
How is B-Daman stupid? It's really, really, really stupid. Marbles hitting marbles, a great sport of honour, friendship, dignity, betrayals, OMFG, THIS ANIME IS SO STUPID!! This little robot thing shoots this marble and hits this other robot thing and wins in fancy effects, woo-woo.
Oh wait, did I mention...
This Anime does not have 200 episodes.
This Anime does not draw out everything.
This Anime is actually humorous in more than one way.
This Anime has some form of action.
If you're wondering how such an Anime can be the "successor" to beyblade, it's not FOR THE BEYBLADE-SERIOUS PEOPLE. It's for the fangirls, who love the angst, the drama, the everything. And B-Daman has a pretty stupid concept as well, but I find it better than winning a tournament every god-damned season and then beating some old man.
Then again, maybe an 1000-year old cat in the form of an eye may mean something.
And yes, B-Daman does have popualrity, not in Canada, not in the US, BUT IN THE UNITED KINGDOM.
God Bless You British people!
B-Daman is stupid, in the humour way (Isn't it funny to see someone fall down and hrut himself from a marble?)
And in the comedy way (LOTS OF FUNNY STUFF)
And it's also funny because some people look stupid. (OMG! YAMATO HAS NO NOSE!!!)
And the rip-offs! (Wen's scar is just like Kenshin's scar!)
AND THE SHEER DIGIMON CAST?!?!
Ok, right now I'm in a Soldat faze, been playing everyday for at least 5 hours a day. At least, sometimes I play it for about 10. There were good times, and there were the bad times. For example, a couple people made fun of my name (Spot), and their ways of making fun of it were quite amusing. Not very original though. Here's one, "See Spot, See Spot run, see Spot get fragged". "Fragged" is apparently internet talk for pwned, which is internet slang for owned, =P Ok, I didn't care, because I got 1st place and beat him, =P
In Battle B Daman, today's episode was good. I wish I recorded it. If anybody likes Kai/Takao, but Kai's completely OOC and Takao's more childish, you'd like the pairing they obviously put on this show. GrayYamato. In fact, it seems more like ReiMax than TakaoKai, because Gray's actually a nice fellow rather than cold, he just looks like Kai a bit, and Yamato is freakin' hyperactive. Or maybe ReiTakao. Or even KaiMax, or something. Hard to figure out, it can even be TakaoMax, but definitely not KaiRei.
I'm comparing way too many things. Anyway, it's a pretty good Anime, in fact, it's a PERFECT Anime for those Beyblade fans who love and adore Yaoi. There is definitely lotsa hints in this Anime and I found out that it's very original. They weren't using Gray to rip off Kai, both shows are from different manga writers, and Gray is more of a Rei. Yamato is more hyperactive and funloving than Takao would be, you could say Daichi too, except he's not as annoying as Daichi. Tsubame is a lot like a combination of...Hiromi and Kenny, but in a more of a funloving style. Yamato always annoys him and he always chases him, but unless in Beyblade where Hiromi actually gets her revenge on Daichi, Tsubame never does, it's just fun to watch them chase each other. (More like Tsubame chasing Takao)
And Bull is an entire original character himself, I like him. Li's like Zeo, in the Anime not manga, or he'd be dead. Enjyu is a perfect example of Yuriy, sort of, first season Yuriy as a badass then becoming good, because he eventually does.Well Enjyu is more of a Kaiba/Vegeta type of person. And anybody else I won't bother because Wen seems to not have developed any personality yet, maybe I should call him Bryan.
Battle B Daman fanfics are appearing on ff.net! Whee!!!
Also, today's episode was the first half of Yamato Vs. Gray in the winner's tournament, after long battles in some other challenge they were in, in another city where Bull is in love with a light obsessive princess. It's why it's called Neon City, they go crazy if the lights go off, all afraid of the dark apparently. The conflict is, the Shadow Alliance are holding Gray's sister captive, if Yamato beats Gray, Gray will never see his sister again. (Who I think is called Leanne or something, I know it starts with an L) Yamato finds out and holds backa gainst Gray, who gets mad and just wants a fair battle that they promised each other. After much persuation, Gray is disappointed with him and goes to win himself, but finally Yamato fights back in tears, whoooo overdramatic, no?
Hahaha, I saw them all in the hot spring again, Tsubame is ALWAYS tortured man! XD!
One more thing, it SHOWED Gray punching Yamato, it doesn't cut the fire, the violence, or the punches! It's not dubbed by Nelvana, so it's VERY good! I don't understand why it's not that popular, oh well. Shiroi, Kiki, and me apparently like it, does anybody else?
The hints, the character development...actually, from watching Battle B Daman and beyblade, BDAMAN is the better Anime here. Bdaman isn't as stupid, as much as I adore Beyblade. The conflicts in Battle B Daman is more original, and Beyblade not very. But I still love Beyblade more, it's just that in a general point of view, the art, the noncuts, and the plots are better in battle B Daman's position. Even the characters...
Ok, enough bdaman babelfish. I had no sleep last night and drank bad coffee, I don't like coffee, I forced myself to drink it all to stay awake. I did not stay awake, fell asleep for 3 hours on my parent's bed after lunch. My Beyblade and LF2 obsession is on hold, as Soldat takes over. (I haven't played LF2 in two days!) I will have to some time, I need to keep my skills up. Anyway, I'm not the best Soldat player, but not the worst either. I was in this server full of pros (Wargamez CTF) and got last place. But then I went to a server full of newbies (Either HUGZ something or the ONES server), or most of them were. (Most of them had stupid effin' barrets, a one hit kill gun that's unfair unless in a one on one match. 10 bullets too. Only newbies use barrets.) I had my favourite guns, the Desert Eagles by my side, and my backup, a rocket launcher called the M72 LAW, with 4 grenades and a lack of sleep.
SO I joined the game early on, nobody scored yet. I headed over to capture the flag, and there were about 4 campers or so, they failed to shoot me, and I took the flag and ran back to my base, scoring a win. I told myself that was way too easy and not to expect it to be as easy again when I go and capture the flag again. My team were pretty good too, not the best, but apparently better than the Bravo team. So before I went over there I crouched and took out my M72 LAW, and shot a random rocket. I like shooting random if I'm bored, to see if I hit anybody, usually I don't, but this time I did, =P There was this barrettard coming my way and shot me from behind, didn't even see him.
I respawned on the top part of the base and decided to take the alternate route. I jetted through the air, shooting with my desert eagles like mad and getting some double kills. I landed on their base and flew down to the flag, nobody was there. But they captured our flag. So I took the flag and ran out, throwing grenades on the way. Actually, I hit myself and it launched me to my base. I bumped into teh guy who had my flag and shot me, but it was not enoguh. My teammates came barging through and started shooting like crazy with some autoguns. It sure shook that guy up. He died. We returned our flag and I scored again. 2 flag points, 10 kills so far, making my score around 40 or so.
So another teammate goes over there to get the flag, I helped him by shooting and covering for him. Of course, whenever I do that I expected to die, but I didn't. So now I knew everybody in this server sucked or most of them at least. I launched my LAW again and got someone else and that guy scored, 3-0.
Of some unknown reason, they got a score too, so it was 3-1. I apparently died again somehow, and respwaned near the top. The idiot barrettards kept spawn killing me, so I flew into the air and started grenade spamming, then shooting like crazy. I got a couple of them but not all, so I just ran right by them trying to dodge their shots and headed for the flag, another teammate got it, so I covered for him. I fell into the pit in the middle and some camper killed me there. And I respawned, but they got their flag back.
After tries and tries and things like that for a several minutes. I was low on health and looked for a first aid thing. I then saw the enemy flag just sitting there in my base...I just uttered oh my god in my head, I've only been playing for two weeks and I'm owning them all. I usually suck, like that pro server I was in where it was rather fun but I kept getting kicked because it's cheat detection was seriously screwed. SO I took the blue flag and awaited my teammates to retrieve the red flag.
After around 4 flag captures and something like 30 kills, I scored the winning score and got a whooping 150-something points. I never get higher than a hundred, not even near 90, these people were serious newbs. In the next game I got around 10 kills before leaving, because I was getting bored of them. Too easy really. I gave my flag to someone else and left.
The reason it's so descrptive is because they did happen but probably out of order or something. Yeah, and to prove my point...
My Best Score!
In the pro one though, I got like 5 kills, XD No flag captures, I attempted to catch it and bring it back but their defense is pretty strong.Though I'm quite successful with the LAW, it's become my favourite secondary weapon, I like the chainsaw too, I remember where some people of the opposing them were hiding under some hood thing and I just rammed them with a chainsaw and their blood and limbs went everywhere. Oh right, there's this bug in the game called the Black Ghost. It's where a character or bot appears suddenly, dressed in all black without a weapon and doesn't move at all. If you kill it, it would say "You killed" No name. If you check the players menu the bots or character isn't on there. It's kind of scary really, but just a bug and I hope to one day find one.
One more thing, I must be the world's hero:
Yep, that's rather funny.
Anyway, that's all I'll write. Sorry for the lack of LF2 and Beyblade stuff, I'm sure everybody expected that, =P