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So I was INCREDIBLY BORED at 4am...



...the anime begins...

Yuuna: HAY I WANNA BECOME TEH BEST AT SPINNING TOPZ! *enters regional competition*
Makie: Liekomfg I hail from teh AMERICAS that's why my hair is stereotypically pink!!!! Let's be friendzzzzz!!
Yuuna: Liek yay okay! Did youse know it is mah TENTH BURFDAE!?
Makie; Zomfg!? Happi BURFDAE!
Chisame: RAWR. I r loner leader person of some gang who destroys those pesky SPINNING TOPZ!
Yuuna: I will stopzorz you!!!11!!!1! GO BLUE DRAGON THINGIE!
Chisame: You dumbass you don't have it yet.
Yuuna: Oh...GO SPINNING TOPZ!
Chisame: Hahaha, my spinning topz is more superior so you lose.
Yuuna: NOES!!!!

The next day...

Yuuna: Liek omfg my sword thingie popped out this BIG BLOO DRAGON THINGIE AND IT JUMPED INTO MAH SPINNING TOPZ!
Makie; Likewtf!!! You eat too much suuuuuugar you dumbdumbhead!
Yuuna: You da one who eats da suga, YO!
Makie: OH YEEEEEEEEEEEAH
Yuuna: I CHALLENGE YOU SHARK PERSON AGAINZ!
Chisame: You have no hope for my spinning topz is more superior.
Yuuna: OH YEAHZ!? I HAVE A BIG BLOO DRAGON!
Chisame: Like WHUT!? Well I have a superior BIG RED BIRD CHICKEN THINGIE...this roleplay is retarded.
Yuuna: Psst...don't go out of character...AHEM, OMFG WTF IS THAT BIG RED CHICKEN THINGIE!?
*the beasts wrestle*
IT'S A TIEZZZ!!!
Everybody gasps.

*at the regional competition*
Yuuna: Sos I beat teh unimportant preliminary peoples...WHO BE MY SEMIFINALZ OPPONENTS!?
Ku Fei: IT BE I! I R STEREOTYPICAL CHINESE PEOPLE! LOOK AT ME YIN YANGS RAWR! LOOK IT MAH CHINESE TIGER THING!
*white tiger appearz*
Yuuna: OMFG CHINESE! HOW WILL I WIN!?
Ako: No WORRIEZ! I MAKE YOU SPINNING TOPZ MORE SUPERIOR WIT MY HAX!!!!
Yuuna: ZOMG I GOTZ HAX NAO!
Ku Fei: WHUT!?!?! OH NOES I HAVE NO CHANCE I GIVES UP!!! YOU R SUPERIOR!
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Makie: NOW is mah turnz to win at this semifinalz so I cans face Yuuna in TEH FINALZ!
Chisame: No, a dumbass will not defeat me.
Makie: GO SPINNING TOPZ!
*Chisame's spinning top smashes into Makie's necklace thingy*
Makie: OH NOES! You brokez mah grandma's worthless necklace THING!!!!
Ako: Omfg that be your GREEN TURTLEZ!!! I canz put it in yourz spinning topz wit mah HAX!!!
Makie: Likeomfg!?!? MAH GREEN TURTLEZ ISTH SUMMONED!!!1!!!
Chisame: Oh no. What will I do.
*Big red chicken thingie wrestles with teh green turtlez*
Chisame: Good thing my top is more superior.
Makie: OH NOES I LOSE!?!?!
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Yuuna: I will avengez MAKIEZ YOU STUPID PERSONZZZ!!!
Chisame: Just because you have hax doesn't make your spinning top more superior.
*bloo dragon and red chicken WRESTLE!!*
Chisame: Oh noes, my spinning top isn't that superior after all. *loses*
Wilhelm: Congratulations. You top four are now the team that represents Japan in the world tournament. You are called the SPINNINGTOPZBREAKERS.
Yuuna: ZOMGYAYZ!
Wilhelm: Chisame is the leader.
Yuuna: Fuck!

*commence Ku Fei arc*
Ku Fei: Mah old friends think I r traitor.
Yuuna: That ish dumb.
Ku Fei: So that why we in China yes?
Ako: No we in China to use our spinning topz for tournament.
Chisame: Hn.
Chao: KU FEI! YOU ARE TRAITOR!!!
Ku Fei: NUUUUU!!!!
Makie: That is not nice!!!!
Fumika: I r here to take your white tigerz!!!
Ku Fei: NUUU! I WILL NOT LET YOU!!!Z
*commence epic wrestling*
White Tigerz: Rawr I run away because you are incompetent.
Ku Fei: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
Chisame: I am disappointed in you.
*insert some battles here*
Ku Fei: I r earned me tigerz back and NAO I FACE YOU CHAO!!
Chao: YOU ARE STILL TRAITOR! THAT TIGER SHOULD BE MINEZZZ!
*commence tiger vs. lion wrestling*
Chao: NOES! My EPIC MONSTER ANIMALZ GOD THING IS INFERIOR!
Ku Fei: Yes! I R WINRAR!
Chao: I wrong, Ku Fei. You not traitor.
Ku Fei: HOORAY!

*commence Makie arc*
Makie: My mommy hates me. D:
Yuuna: That ish dumb.
Ayaka: HARHARHARHAR! YOU ARE INFERIOR, MAKIE! YOU FAIL!
Makie; NOES!
<Spotto has actually forgotten the details of the Max arc, so moving along...>
Makie: I R DEFEATZ YOU WITH MAH TURTLEZ, IINCHO!
Ayaka: NEVAAARR!!!
*commence epic wrestling of turtle and eagle*
Ayaka: NOES! I HAV FAILZED MAHSELF!
Makie: AHA! I R WINRAR AS WELL LIKE KUU FEI!
Ayaka: You are superiorz, Makie. You r not a failure!
Makie: YAAAY!

*commence pointless european arc*
Negi: I r Negi, I r european. You r all UNCOUTH!
Anya: I r Anya. I r also european. No waitz I'm Russian! SHITZ! WRONG PLACE!
Negi: Russian ish European you dummy!!!!
Nekane: SAMEZ!
Nagi: Liekomfg!
*and they get beaten so let's move on*

*commence emo Chisame arc*
Chisame: This team sucks. I'm going to get brainwashed by a corny black spinning top version of my own and steal everybody's epic monster animal god thing.
Kazumi: Yes, join us Chisame. Join the people who know how to use grammar.
Yuuna: WHERE IS CHISAMEZ!?!?!?
Kazumi: She's sick.
Yuuna: Ohs.
Chisame: HAHAHAHA. I have left you for EVIL, stupid retarded old team! I don't need my old spinning topz anymore, for I have the black corny version! *throws it at Yuuna*
Yuuna: NO! CHISAME! WRRRRRRRRRRRRRY!?!?!? *cries*
Makie: Today be a sad day.
Ku Fei: NOOO CHISAME! ACCORDING TO THE FANGIRLS I'M SUPPOSED TO YAOI WIT YOOOOOOUZZZZZZ
Chisame: O__o
Ku Fei: That was just my line, aru.
Ako: STAY IN CHARACTER!!!!! I am a geek with a laptop.
Chisame: Hahahaha I am all superior now with my superior BLACK spinning topz. No one can defeat me. You all meet me in the middle of nowhere on top of some ice if you want to defeat me!
*Yuuna, Ku Fei, n' Ako follow her commands*
Yuuna: YOU MUST COME BACKZ CHISAME!! WE LOVES YOU!!!
Ku Fei: According to fangirls I love you moar.
Chisame: ...well I HATE you. So prepare to spin topz!
Yuuna: GO BLOO DRAGONZ!
Ku Fei: GO WHITE TIGERZ!
Chisame: Go black chicken thingie...
Ako: I dunno why I spin topz too, but I TRY ANYWAY BECAUSE I HAVE EPIC HAX!
Chisame: *easily defeats them all* Hahahaha! I am superior!
Makie: *jumps out of airplane* MAKIE TO THE RESCUUUUUUEZ! Mah mom with her moar superior hax, haxxed up mah spinning topz!!!!
Ako: >:
Yuuna: HERE BE YOUR OLD FRIEND, CHISAMEZ!! GO RED CHICKEN THINGIE!
Makie: Go GREEN TURTLEZ!
Chisame: Gasp. My spinning topz is getting inferior! That means I must rejoin you because my joinage of the dark side is foolish.
Yuuna: AHA! WE HAVE WON CHISAME'S LOVE BACK!
Ku Fei: But according to the fangirls, she loves me moar.
Akira: Hahaha!
Fuuka: Hahaha! *stealz Makie's green turtlez*
Makie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Akira: Our collection is almost complete!
Fuuka: LET US RETURNZ TO KAZUMI AND SAYO NAO! HAHAHA! EVIL RUSSIANS R US!
*they leave*
Yuuna: Well that suckz.

*commence...the FINALS! DundunDUUUUN*
Announcer: IT IS TEH SPINNINGTOPZBREAKERS VERSUS TEH DEMOLITION HOES!
Audience: GASP! WHO WILL WINZ!?
Announcer: First up iz CHISAMEZ versus AKIRAZ!
Ku Fei: ! GOOD LUCKZ CHISAME!!!
Chisame: *havs a fire chicken*
Akira: *has a water whale*
*Gee I wonder who would win*
Chisame: Wow, I'm REALLY that inferior, huh.
Yuuna: NOES! WE ARE DOWN 0-1!!!
Makie: And because mah wicked GREEN TURTLEZ ish gone, it ish all up to you, KU FEIZ!
Ku Fei: I UNDERSTANDZ!!! WHO BE MAH OPPONENT!?
Sayo: Hahahaha! I am your opponent! *has a wicked wind falcon*
Ku Fei: I SHALL WINZ!
Sayo: Mah wicked wind falcon can hurt you!!!!!!!!
Ku Fei: OH NOES! OUCHIES!
Yuuna: WHUT!? THAT NOT FAIR!!!!
Wilhelm: Oh well.
Professor Akashi: Apparently there isth a rule in the rule book that if youse cannot see what isth hurting the person you cannot stop the match.
Chisame: That's kind of...really dumb, don't you think?
Professor Akashi: Hey, it's not MY daughter suffering.
Sayo: Mwahahahaha! I r evil and wicked!
Ku Fei: OUCHIES! I WILL STILL BECOME WINRAR!!! GO WHITE TIGERZZ!!!
Sayo: Oh noes!!!
Ku Fei: *hair is undone in all complete pretty and fembishie glory!!!*
Chisame: I refuse to say my next line.
Ako; YOU HAVEZ TO!!!!!!!!!
Chisame: NO.
Ako: *kicks Chisame in the UH OHS, I mean her shin*
Chisame: O____Poihsdbjgkejr pg[hgf....fine, like omfg, Ku Fei looks hot. THERE!? YOU HAPPY!? Stupid yaoi fangirls, even though we're not even guys but playing guys and GAH.
Sayo: I WILL NOT LOSE! GO WINDY TORTURE FALCONZ OF DOOOOOM!
Ku Fei: RAWR! *her epic and wicked WHITE TIGERZ protects her and she DEFEATZ SAYOOO!*
Everybody: GASPZORS!
Negi: KU FEI!
Chao: KU FEI!
Ayaka: KU FEI!
Chisame: This is retarded.
Yuuna: KU FEEEEI!!!
Ku Fei: *in all her almost-dead fembishie glory, gets scrolled away in a gurney*
Yuuna: I WILL AVENGE YOU KU FEIZ!! *turns and points at Kazumi* BY DEFEATING THEIR LEADERZ!!!
Kazumi: *glares*

DUN DUNDUUUUUUN!!!

*commence the final battle...doodododododododum!*
Kazumi: Apparently I am a cyborg. AHEM. I have calculated in my computer chip brain that I have a 99% chance of defeating you.
Yuuna: OH GOODZ! I GOTZ 1%!
Kazumi: I am also here to avenge Sayo's death! SHE'S A GHOST NOW RAWR!
Ako: Wait, that didn't happen--
Chisame: Oh STFU.
Makie: Yay! GO YUUNAZ!
Yuuna: GO MAH BLOO DRAGONZ!!!
Kazumi: GO MY ICE WOLF!! RAWR.
*explosions commence, including a big explosion of ICE!!!*
Kazumi: We are now in another dimension because that's just how awesome I am.
Yuuna: Well, that's kind of cool!
Kazumi: Wait, what happened to your grammar defect?
Yuuna: It's an act of course! TO FRY YOUR BRAIN CELLS!
Kazumi: Ah, so that's how the other's lost. Luckily for me half my brain is a computer so I am not affected. I have this firewall you see.
Yuuna: If it's Norton it didn't work.
Kazumi: I'm not that stupid to use Norton.
Yuuna: DAMNIT!
Kazumi: Now my superior spinning top will now defeat your clearly inferior spinning top! GO ICE WOLF!
Yuuna: I WILL NEVAR LOOOOSE!
*commence epic explosions*
Yuuna: Oh noes I am losing.
Bloo Dragon: DO NOT LOSE FAITH, YUUNA.
Yuuna: WTF!?
Bloo Dragon: The gods have decided to perform a miracle. If Kazumi wins the world will be lost, so I can now speak to motivate you. You are the chosen one to save the world.
Yuuna: BUT THEY'RE JUST DUMB SPINNING TOPS!!!
Bloo Dragon: Hate the enemy, not the tool.
Yuuna: Right fine. RAWR! ASAKURA! I R MOTIVATED!
Kazumi: Oh...is that supposed to scare me? GUESS WHAT! I HAVE ALL THE EPIC MONSTER ANIMAL GOD THINGS!
Yuuna: OH SHI-!
Kazumi: And because I hold such power I will now go insane and my hair will explode all creepily...WHAT!? I'M NOT ALLOWING MY EPIC HAIR TO BE RUINED LIKE THAT! I QUIT! *walks off*
Yuuna: Uh.
*ice dimension breaks*
Ku Fei: *on crutches* OMFG!! YUUNA IS NOW TEH WINRARZ OF EVERYTHINGZ!!!
Makie: LIEKZOMFG!!!!
Ako: CONGRATULATIONZZZZ!!!Z
Chisame: ....this is still retarded.
Yuuna: Uh.
Announcer: SO YUUNA IS NOW THE SPINNING TOPZ CHAMPION! HOOOORAY!
Everybody: WE MUST GO CHALLENGE HER!!!
Yuuna: Uh.

And that is the epic story of the spinning topz.
The End.

Comments

[reili-and-akira.livejournal.com]

hhmmm... this story sounds familar... did you steal it off of yugioh?

[spotstar.livejournal.com]

Nah, I think Yugioh stole it of me.