Stupid Beyblade Fans
Jan. 21st, 2006 12:08 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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Months ago, I was this girl who liked Beyblade, yes. Months ago. Now...not as much. The reason why I enjoyed Beyblade was NOT for the little tops hitting each other(which is a pretty idiotic concept, but it needs some main kiddy plot all kiddy Anime needs), or the great action of the bit-beasts roaring at each other. Now, people who enjoy PLAYING WITH THE BEYBLADE TOPS, are idiots.
It's from a biased view.
From a random LJ.
But it's true.
Beyblade is a game. Not a sport. (In which some people tried to turn it into a sport...HOW DOES BEYBLADE INVOLVE USING YOUR PHYSICAL BODY WHERE YOU BREAK SWEAT AND GET EXERCISE?!?!) Beyblade is more like Pool, accuracy in the launching, and type of launching and all that mumbo jumbo.
Ok, yeah, so...?!?
It's just two spinny things smashing at each other. It doesn't come with real life Dranzers where you can pet and have forever and ever because phoenixes are immortal. In fact, most of it has to do with luck, go play Poker! Some from the combos you use in creating the Beyblade, which is as fun as collecting stamps, but it's a toy. T-O-Y.
If you like the Anime, you can go ahead and collect the Beyblades, just because you like the Anime, and maybe play with it for fun, but it's not supposed to be as serious as the Anime. BEYBLADES ARE NOT NUCLEAR WEAPONS. We are not using them to stop the War in Iraq because we have a spiritual Dragon that is invincible to everything. No, it's a toy. It spins, and yes, that would make someone with ADD very interested at the sheer spinning-ness of it. Does it matter if you use Go-Shoot or Let it Rip? It's just a phrase. Do we say bang when we shoot a gun? We say fire when we shoot a gun, sure, but that's when someone is COMMANDING you.
I mean, it's not like there are Gundam Tournaments where we collect Gundam models and make them shoot real life missles at each other at some tournament, trying to determine the one true GUNDAM PILOT CHAMPION!! Dadada!! Alas, in the end, it is still a toy.
If you want to take Beyblade serious, go find a portal to the Beyblade WORLD. That's where guns were replaced by Beyblades, and nobody uses their fists anymore, just their Beyblades, kind of sad, really. It's much easier to turn into a fangirl and go roaming around chanting KaiXRei rocks and all must love it! These 'girls' love the Anime. They love the character development and the drama, how these Anime characters became such people! Oh sure, you can scream at them to 'go watch a Soap opera", but some people think Anime is much cuter than real life humans poorly acting that they're really the twin evil sister of your long lost cousin in Hawaii.
Same as Naruto. There are like 5 billion fangirls appearing every second for this Anime, and then there's the guys. People like it because they are ninjas. EVERYBODY LIKES NINJAS!! YAY! The shinobi are soooo cool, this person is a genius to have thought ninjas would be so popular!
I understand why people like it, it's NINJAS. I myself do like ninjas, but this is crazy. You watch one episode of it and it's all so..so...so...stereoptypical of other popular Anime-ish! Remember Sailor Moon and DBZ and INUYASHA? Where did those faithful Inuyasha fans go? (Well, I'm guessing they're still around, lol) So, girls like Inuyasha because of the love, boys like DBZ because of the..fighting.
Put them together, you got Naruto (somewhat, >>), hot bishies, sweet action, blood, blood, blood.
So someone asks, WHY DON"T I LIKE DBZ OR INUYASHA OR NARUTO?!?!
It's really simple.
While I may watch Animes such as Battle B-Daman, I call Naruto, stupid. Yes, that sounds rather hypocritical in some way, right?
How is B-Daman stupid? It's really, really, really stupid. Marbles hitting marbles, a great sport of honour, friendship, dignity, betrayals, OMFG, THIS ANIME IS SO STUPID!! This little robot thing shoots this marble and hits this other robot thing and wins in fancy effects, woo-woo.
Oh wait, did I mention...
This Anime does not have 200 episodes.
This Anime does not draw out everything.
This Anime is actually humorous in more than one way.
This Anime has some form of action.
If you're wondering how such an Anime can be the "successor" to beyblade, it's not FOR THE BEYBLADE-SERIOUS PEOPLE. It's for the fangirls, who love the angst, the drama, the everything. And B-Daman has a pretty stupid concept as well, but I find it better than winning a tournament every god-damned season and then beating some old man.
Then again, maybe an 1000-year old cat in the form of an eye may mean something.
And yes, B-Daman does have popualrity, not in Canada, not in the US, BUT IN THE UNITED KINGDOM.
God Bless You British people!
B-Daman is stupid, in the humour way (Isn't it funny to see someone fall down and hrut himself from a marble?)
And in the comedy way (LOTS OF FUNNY STUFF)
And it's also funny because some people look stupid. (OMG! YAMATO HAS NO NOSE!!!)
And the rip-offs! (Wen's scar is just like Kenshin's scar!)
AND THE SHEER DIGIMON CAST?!?!
End.
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Months ago, I was this girl who liked Beyblade, yes. Months ago. Now...not as much. The reason why I enjoyed Beyblade was NOT for the little tops hitting each other(which is a pretty idiotic concept, but it needs some main kiddy plot all kiddy Anime needs), or the great action of the bit-beasts roaring at each other. Now, people who enjoy PLAYING WITH THE BEYBLADE TOPS, are idiots.
It's from a biased view.
From a random LJ.
But it's true.
Beyblade is a game. Not a sport. (In which some people tried to turn it into a sport...HOW DOES BEYBLADE INVOLVE USING YOUR PHYSICAL BODY WHERE YOU BREAK SWEAT AND GET EXERCISE?!?!) Beyblade is more like Pool, accuracy in the launching, and type of launching and all that mumbo jumbo.
Ok, yeah, so...?!?
It's just two spinny things smashing at each other. It doesn't come with real life Dranzers where you can pet and have forever and ever because phoenixes are immortal. In fact, most of it has to do with luck, go play Poker! Some from the combos you use in creating the Beyblade, which is as fun as collecting stamps, but it's a toy. T-O-Y.
If you like the Anime, you can go ahead and collect the Beyblades, just because you like the Anime, and maybe play with it for fun, but it's not supposed to be as serious as the Anime. BEYBLADES ARE NOT NUCLEAR WEAPONS. We are not using them to stop the War in Iraq because we have a spiritual Dragon that is invincible to everything. No, it's a toy. It spins, and yes, that would make someone with ADD very interested at the sheer spinning-ness of it. Does it matter if you use Go-Shoot or Let it Rip? It's just a phrase. Do we say bang when we shoot a gun? We say fire when we shoot a gun, sure, but that's when someone is COMMANDING you.
I mean, it's not like there are Gundam Tournaments where we collect Gundam models and make them shoot real life missles at each other at some tournament, trying to determine the one true GUNDAM PILOT CHAMPION!! Dadada!! Alas, in the end, it is still a toy.
If you want to take Beyblade serious, go find a portal to the Beyblade WORLD. That's where guns were replaced by Beyblades, and nobody uses their fists anymore, just their Beyblades, kind of sad, really. It's much easier to turn into a fangirl and go roaming around chanting KaiXRei rocks and all must love it! These 'girls' love the Anime. They love the character development and the drama, how these Anime characters became such people! Oh sure, you can scream at them to 'go watch a Soap opera", but some people think Anime is much cuter than real life humans poorly acting that they're really the twin evil sister of your long lost cousin in Hawaii.
Same as Naruto. There are like 5 billion fangirls appearing every second for this Anime, and then there's the guys. People like it because they are ninjas. EVERYBODY LIKES NINJAS!! YAY! The shinobi are soooo cool, this person is a genius to have thought ninjas would be so popular!
I understand why people like it, it's NINJAS. I myself do like ninjas, but this is crazy. You watch one episode of it and it's all so..so...so...stereoptypical of other popular Anime-ish! Remember Sailor Moon and DBZ and INUYASHA? Where did those faithful Inuyasha fans go? (Well, I'm guessing they're still around, lol) So, girls like Inuyasha because of the love, boys like DBZ because of the..fighting.
Put them together, you got Naruto (somewhat, >>), hot bishies, sweet action, blood, blood, blood.
So someone asks, WHY DON"T I LIKE DBZ OR INUYASHA OR NARUTO?!?!
It's really simple.
While I may watch Animes such as Battle B-Daman, I call Naruto, stupid. Yes, that sounds rather hypocritical in some way, right?
How is B-Daman stupid? It's really, really, really stupid. Marbles hitting marbles, a great sport of honour, friendship, dignity, betrayals, OMFG, THIS ANIME IS SO STUPID!! This little robot thing shoots this marble and hits this other robot thing and wins in fancy effects, woo-woo.
Oh wait, did I mention...
This Anime does not have 200 episodes.
This Anime does not draw out everything.
This Anime is actually humorous in more than one way.
This Anime has some form of action.
If you're wondering how such an Anime can be the "successor" to beyblade, it's not FOR THE BEYBLADE-SERIOUS PEOPLE. It's for the fangirls, who love the angst, the drama, the everything. And B-Daman has a pretty stupid concept as well, but I find it better than winning a tournament every god-damned season and then beating some old man.
Then again, maybe an 1000-year old cat in the form of an eye may mean something.
And yes, B-Daman does have popualrity, not in Canada, not in the US, BUT IN THE UNITED KINGDOM.
God Bless You British people!
B-Daman is stupid, in the humour way (Isn't it funny to see someone fall down and hrut himself from a marble?)
And in the comedy way (LOTS OF FUNNY STUFF)
And it's also funny because some people look stupid. (OMG! YAMATO HAS NO NOSE!!!)
And the rip-offs! (Wen's scar is just like Kenshin's scar!)
AND THE SHEER DIGIMON CAST?!?!
End.
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