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Apr. 25th, 2005 05:53 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
spottoAhem, I feel like pouring out my LF obsession here. (BTW Ami, PGSM is
Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon, (Bisjoujo Senshi) Sailor Moon itself it
the Anime other than Beyblade and Digimon that I truly liked) Inuyasha
too, except I don't go around roaming sites about it, so it hasn't
scored the 'truly' liked point yet.
Anyway, LF. Yesh, nobody else likes LF, nobody will listen, but since this is the best place to get attention I thus put it here. You see, the forum you cannot spam, and nobody would probably reply if I said anything much about this in Spam either. So, I decided to flood my LJ with it, isn't that great? (Dead silence of the readers) Thanks for the applause! Now you sit there and LISTEN to me, or read, whatever. Because if other people can talk about say, LOTR all day, because they like it, what can't I talk about Little Fighter all day?
Now, I'll just write a small humorous LF story to get things going. Besides, the only thing I wrote humor stories that actually took the LJ space was Beyblade, and it had a lot of fun doing that, didn't it? So, without further adieu...
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(Remember, Video Game charas do not have personalities...unless it's RPG. And since LFO was created their "real" personalities are brought out, except they suck. [Evil Firen, weird Freeze, teacher John, troublemaking Dennis...ugh...] So I'll make em up, and my favourite goes along the line of at least one of my three favourites characters being happy-ish, one being serious/avenging (but no avenging since this is a HUMOR story) and one being the mysterious ("I don't give a damn") style, or in other words, Kai! =P)
The day continued about without much action. Tournaments were boring, since it was the same thing over and over and over and...over, and over and over and over and over again, it does get dim. Of course, the tournaments never allowed weapons, it was only them martial arts things. You see an uppercut there, but you've seen uppercuts for the past 5 years. Oh yeah, reeeal boring...
Oh right, the story, ok. So, people thought that if you could master a weapon, you could create magic within them, or even use magic through the whole thing! As if there's enough ki to that, yeh, heh...right...
But as we're saying, there are people who dream of that happening...though confident they are, the results are never what they want...
Monk: And you must focus your ki into the hands and then shoot it out...
2nd Monk: ....what's ki? Did you rip it off Naruto?
Monk: What?! No, your energy! Mana! Whatever!
2nd Monk: Oh, ok.
Monk: The ancient art of wind is a very hard thing to master. You see, there are-
3rd Monk: Why do we care?
Monk: WHY ARE YOU HERE?!
4th Monk: Because, daddy, you made us, X3
Female Monk: I do not see what the use of this stupid stuff is. There aren't bad things happening to the planet....
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP!!!
Monk: Gasp! Something is happening!
?????: Mwahahaha, I will destroy you all. Surrender, and have a nice day! BEEP!
Monk: GAsp! 6th Monk, go and find the Martial Art Champions, get them to destroy whoever's prank calling me!!!
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Henry; Uhh, I don't think you should do that...
John: What? It's fun, what number should we do next? Oh! How about 911!
Rudolf: ...idiot..
*RING! RING!*
Operator: Sorry, but the police are out getting donuts. If you are being murdered, press one. if you are being kidnapped press two, if you are being robbed, no one cares, and if you are being assaulted by a pervert, please hold.
*input elevator music*
John: I wonder what button I should click.
*silence for a minute*
Police: Hello! Thanks for calling the Police Station! because you're on hold, please input why a pervert is touching you!
John: Touching? Don't people touch everybody? I don't see how they can help it...
Police: OH MY GOD! WE'RE COMING RIGHT AWAY!! BEEP!
Henry: *laughing his ass off*
John: That sucked, let's try 912...
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*meanwhile....*
ALERT! ALERT! THIS IS CLEARLY AN ALERT!!!!
Dennis: GASPIES! WHAT IS GOING ON?!
Davis: The local monks are being prank-called. Nothing unusual.
ALERT! THIS IS CLEARLY AN IMPORTANT ALERT!!!!
Woody: Wait! The prank-calls are being sent to everybody! What's going on?!
Davis: Time for some whoop-kicking. No one should prank-call innocent civillians and waste their time! In the name of law and justice, we will punish them! How can these irresponsible teens do this? Do they not realize the time being destroyed to these innocent citizens? It is a horror, such horror that they can do such things! Luckily, we are here to stop such crimes! As I, Davis, leader of the Martial Arts Clan shall go out and show them why doing such things is evil! Let's go!
Dennis: I hate his speeches...they're just prank calls.
Woody: You said it, let's go!
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Freeze: NO!! IF I HAVE TO PAY GAS PRICES AGAIN I'LL THROW MY TRUCK ON YOU!!!
Gas Salesman: Sorry...the world is running out...please don't hurt me!
Freeze: My truck here needs gas. I want gas, I refuse to play 3 bucks a gallon or a buck a litre! THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! I shall sue! I shall call war on the world of North America and Asia! I shall-
Firen: Shut up, I just paid the gas, let's go.
Freeze: How can you let yourself give up to such unreasonable prices? This is what the government wants! This is why they should go to hell! This is-
Firen: ...or I could set the gas on fire and have another truck blown up...
Freeze: ...let's just go..>>
Woody: Get out of our way!
Davis: Yes! The evil must be broguht to justice. you are but an obstacle in our courageous defence of the world! Leave, vile being, do not stand in our rapid rush or you shall be trampled!
Freeze: Hey! We have to get this truck out of the gas place! Why don't you be patient!
Dennis: I wanna drive I wanna drive I wanna drive...
Davis: Woody, do your thing.
Firen: Hey, we're waiting for the traffic to slow down so we can get out. Now if you mind you should wait until we can get out.
Woody: *pushes on the gas pedal*
Freeze: ARE YOU CRAZY?! YOU'RE GOING TO COLLIDE INTO US!!!
Firen: God damn it! *steers the truck out of the way and it smashes into the gas station, causing an explosion*
The other car speeds into the highway and zooms off. Freeze and Firen jump out and growl in outrage.
Freeze: I told you the government was against us!
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DING-DONG!!
Ms. uhh, Blitz, yeah: Oh Looouis! Will you be a dear and get the door?
Louis: -_-, yes mother.
Deep: Hello there! I am the Taxman. Tax please!
Louis: Didn't you collect the tax yesterday?
Deep: I do what the stupid government tells me to. Now give me that damn tax.
Louis: Mother! The Taxman is here!!!
Ms. Blitz: Oh! You mean that handsome little boy with the strong muscles?!
Deep: ...little boy? Oo
Louis: She's like that, >>
Ms. Blitz: Oh! it's you! Now let me get out my little purse and see what I have. Is it fifty cents again, dear?
Deep: Uhh, more like five hundred dollars...
Ms. Blitz: oh, 500 dollars, let's see...FIVE HUNDR- *faints*
Louis: Mother! Mother! OH MY GOD! SHE'S DEAD!!
Deep: Wow...that's surprising...
Louis: YOU KILLED MY MOTHER!
Deep: I just did what the government tells me to do! I only work for them!
Louis: RAWR!!!
*a bit of PG-13 violence later...*
Louis: ^__^ thank you, come again!!!
Deep: *beaten up* yeah...your welcome...*faints on front porch*
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BAM!!
Henry: Hey! You knocked down our door! That's the 3rd time this month! >=(
Davis: Who is the vile being who has prank-called our luxurious city?
Rudolf: Oh finally.
John: Hey! It was only prank-calls! YOU CAN'T ARREST ME FOR DAMN PRANK CALLS!
Woody: No, we intend to beat you up.
John: Oh.
Dennis: Yay! I like beating up people! ^^ Especially innocent people!
*More PG-13 violence later...*
Rudolf: I can do better than that.
John: You never gave me a black eye before, HA!
Rudolf; So you're asking for it?
John: ...no
Rudolf: Hn(well actually, I do not feel like copying Kai that much) Hmph.
Henry: They always have to knock down the doors! I always have to fiz the doors...and you two aren't exactly helping out you lazy bums!!!!
John: Blah.
Rudolf: Hmph.
Henry: >>
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Boss: YOUR TRUCK EXPLODED AGAIN?! No, I will not replace it again, YOU'RE DARN DING-DONG DOODLY FIRED!
Firen: I didn't like his accent anyway...
Freeze: His German accent?
Firen: Uh...he's German?
Jan: Out of our way! Dead body going to the morgue!
Jack: Go! Go! Go!
Firen: Shouldn't you cover the body?
Jack: Government stopped paying for those sheets.
Freeze: GASP! I KNOW THAT BODY! It's Louis's mother!
Firen: Oh, poor Louis...
Freeze: Yeah...poor Louis...
*dead silence for 5 minutes*
Freeze: SOooo...wanna go eat at that buffet?!
Firen: Sure!!!
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So the next day, lots of people went and complained about the government...or more specifically, the people mentioned in this story...
Louis: They killed my mother!
Deep: He beat me up because of them!
John: They beat me up!!
Freeze: The gas prices!!!
Firen: Our truck exploded because of them!
Henry: They keep knocking our doors down!!
*everybody looks at Henry*
Henry: What?! I don't LIKE fixing doors! >=(
Rudolf: Why am I here?
Hotdog Vendor: The City Hall is behind me...
Louis: Oh, well, I want a Hot Dog please!
Hotdog Vendor: That'll be Two Bucks.
Freeze: TWO BUCKS?! THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS!! THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD DIE! WHY ARE HOT DOGS SO EXPENSIVE?!?!
Firen:...let's just go into City Hall, I'm sure that's free...
Guard: Sorry, to enter the City Hall, you must pay a 50 cent fine.
Freeze: *glares at Firen*
Firen: Yes siree, they are acting strange, aren't they?
Mayor: Hello there, what brings you to my office today?
Secretary: They are the complainers.
Mayor: Oh, SECURITY!!!
Security Dude #1: Please step out of the City Hall.
Freeze: No way! I paid 50 cents to get in here! And I'm staying in here until I get some answers!!
Louis: Isn't it against the law to kill? WELL THAT'S WHAT THEY DID! THOSE DAMN HYPOCRITES!
Security Guard #2: If you so badly want to complain. Go to the Capital City and complain to President Julian, NOW GO HOME!
And thus, these ordinary people were kicked out of city hall.
Deep: I should've never voted Julian in that last election...>>
Henry: We have to get some rights! We must go to the Capital City and complain! I refuse to fix more doors!
*everybody looks at Henry*
Henry: >< STOP THAT!
*The Martial Arts Clan suddenly appears!*
Davis: So you want some justice, my friends?
John: I'm not your friend! >=(
Davis: *ignores him* We are the justice bringers, helping all for rights and peace! If you wish is to go to Capital City and complain, that wish shall be granted! For we, shall not let citizens stand in such unfair things to them! This is liberty, my friends! This is a free country, and if we don't try to succeed, our lives will be in horror forever! I will guide you, my friends, for the treatment you deserve!
Woody: ...and there he goes again...
Dennis: Can I drive the jet? Can I? Can I? Can I?
Louis: Whoo! A free flight eh?
Davis: No, we must walk, though the vile evil that will attack us. Bandits, wolf demons, hunters, knights, sorcerers, we shall go through them all! We must travel into the darkness of the Lion Forest, go through the tunnels of the haunted Stanley Prison, crossforth the mighty Wall of China, pass through the burdens of Queen's Island and enter through mazes of the Forbidden Tower, where we shall meet the vile that is Julian...and complain!!!
Firen: Wouldn't it be faster just to take a plane?
Davis: Where is the confidence and triumph through a plane? This is the journey we must follow! Away my comrades! Towards the world of the sinister, to bring justice!
John: I'm not your comrade! >=(
So, the unnecessary journey begins to find President Julian! Will they succeed?
To be continued...
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And that is what I believe is to cause Stage Mode, XD
Yesh, LF2 is strange to get me addicted to it. Rather than the hours of RPGs or the popular games like Street Fighter, I go with LF2, why? It's free! The combos are great, and they look a lot better than Street Fighter characters, whose mugshots are all tough and stuff with sweat and they're big and tall and muscular. Sure, a couple of muscular characters are good, but others are good in the other variety. Like speed, defense, etc. Does everybody in LF look muscular? No. Also, does Street Fighter have ice and fire? No. Do they FUSE? No.
What? Wouldn't you want the free game? Sure, it gets boring once in a while, but do weapons drop from the sky that enables possibly CPU characters killing themselves? NO! In LF2, it does! it brings off hilarity, and the glitches are funny also! I don't like glitchless games, because I don't see the fun in that. Can you play fighting games online? Sure! If you have online paks for the Playstation and Xbox and whatnot, do you have to pay LF2 to do that? No! Simply have an IP Address with no firewalls and routers! Of course, that's LF2, LFO on the other hand...
Well, LFO and LF2 were made by different people, actually...
Little Fighter 1, the original version, is a crappy graphiced little game with poor coding, but it's very nice for a first game in C Language (whatever that means).
The creator of LF1, Marti Wong, was inspired by DBZ for the design of his characters. His first character that went thriough was Davis, who I believe was named Billy at the time, XD So, when LF2 came out, he worked with his sibling, Starsky Wong. (nice name) I'm guessing Starsky can draw better. because the graphics went up, so did gameplay. Though a couple of negatives were:
In LF1, you can pick people up when they're on the ground, you can't when they're dead, because they literally fly up into the sky as angels. (Which, by the way, is hysterical)
Henry and Deep can drop their weapons and fight, which is good for Henry because he's basically useless close range. John didn't have a weapon that time and Rudolf's shriukens are a special attack.
Oh and Deep had a bomb back then, the bomb's hilarious.
Also, John's energy disk was like UBER powerful, it has to hit everybody before going byebye.
(John also looks like a purple Super Saiyan when he's healing, XD)
Yes, LF2 was the best version despite those bad things. More attacks, more backgroudns, and more modes, but when they decided to sell this and some other company took over...
Sure, the drawings were fine, except the redesigning went haywire. Then the gameplay is basically only for newbies. (No combos or anything!) Though the 3D movies were cool, the 3D sprites them selves had heads the size of the body...and the body was basically skinny. it's like a bowling ball on the tip of a toothpick...
Let's list the people who had the worse redesigning in Sprite form:
Rudolf
Firzen
Firen
Freeze
Louis EX
Bat
Deep
The rest, well Dennis looked cool. Davis and Woody were 'teenagized', except Woody still has banana hair. John didn't look SO bad, I mean, he looked fine, the part that sucked is that he looks like a horrible fusion between Elton John and Harry Potter, =P Henry looks fine, I mean fine, like pretty good, but I loved his darker brown hair with the bangs sticking out rather than this reddish mop on his head. And that's it.
Rudolf looked okay when they teenagized him, but before his head was the hugest of all that was huge. Firzen's hair doesn't look anything like the drawn version of him. Freeze totally sucked (I miss his LF2 hair) Firen looked cool in the drawn version but he looks strange in sprite style. LouisEx was supposed to be tall and cool, he looks like a girl in sprite style. Bat...well other than him looking like a girl and that there's a red cloth over his eyes, he still looks bad, and Deep looks like he's from a boy band.
And that is LFO. Though I want to play the game anyway, XD I REALLY want to see teenagized Henry. I haven't found a good LFO picture of him yet. (The huge heady dude did not count) So...
Which character I'm best with you say? Well, I'm good with Woody and Louis. Though I'm only sometimes good with John, Henry, and Rudolf, which is weird. I absolutely suck with Davis and Deep. I use cheap combos with Dennis a lot, and I'm only average with Freeze and Firen. Yep, that ish me.
Though there does seem to be a pattern, like Max. John is that character who will forever stay favourite, for you see. WAY back when in the Summer of 2000, I was introduced to LF2, and yesh, iw as using Rudolf and cloning him a lot for fun. So I went out of boredom, but at that time I liked Firen and John...and Davis. Then one day in 2001 I saw LF2 as boring and deleted it, sworn off the game for good, I returned to my obsession of Runescape. At the Winter of 2002, I looked back at LF2. For the reason that, I just missed it. So I redownloaded it. And guess what? I sucked. So I worked hard on actually ebating Stage Mode without Firzen and Julian, plus I did it! With Deep. Then I hear dof the wonderful fan made mod of LF2, R-LF2.
I downloaded it. Then I loved playing R-LF2, but soon, it went boring because it had no funny things like LF2 did. So I attempted to get LF2 back. (It replaced LF2) By seperating the folders from R-LF2 and LF2. (By the way, the first hell move I found out on R-LF2 was John's, cool eh?) SO I rpefered the original. By that time, I liked John, than Freeze, than Firen. yep, I absolutely took no notice in Rudolf, or Henry, or something. Next thing I knew, I started liking Deep a lot, and he scored 2nd place. Then finally after that...
The archer and the ninja somehow jumped 2nd and 3rd place really easily...Rudolf was 2nd, BTW. X3. My 4th was changing from Freeze to Firen to Deep to even Woody. At that time I disliked Davis a lot and still do, but just recently Louis scored a nice score to settle in 4th place. Now the only person who hasn't gotten into my listings is Dennis, but Dennis is very cool. Oh, and then one day Henry kicked Rudolf off 2nd place and took it, now he's going to war with John for first place. Even though John held that position since I was introduced to LF2. Yesh, I like thinking of characters like that. I even thought of Sasuke having war with Rei for that spot when I was into Naruto. I even wrote it!
So yesh, wars are cool.
Welps, that's it on Little Fighter, till next time, Spotis is signing out!
-spot
Anyway, LF. Yesh, nobody else likes LF, nobody will listen, but since this is the best place to get attention I thus put it here. You see, the forum you cannot spam, and nobody would probably reply if I said anything much about this in Spam either. So, I decided to flood my LJ with it, isn't that great? (Dead silence of the readers) Thanks for the applause! Now you sit there and LISTEN to me, or read, whatever. Because if other people can talk about say, LOTR all day, because they like it, what can't I talk about Little Fighter all day?
Now, I'll just write a small humorous LF story to get things going. Besides, the only thing I wrote humor stories that actually took the LJ space was Beyblade, and it had a lot of fun doing that, didn't it? So, without further adieu...
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(Remember, Video Game charas do not have personalities...unless it's RPG. And since LFO was created their "real" personalities are brought out, except they suck. [Evil Firen, weird Freeze, teacher John, troublemaking Dennis...ugh...] So I'll make em up, and my favourite goes along the line of at least one of my three favourites characters being happy-ish, one being serious/avenging (but no avenging since this is a HUMOR story) and one being the mysterious ("I don't give a damn") style, or in other words, Kai! =P)
The day continued about without much action. Tournaments were boring, since it was the same thing over and over and over and...over, and over and over and over and over again, it does get dim. Of course, the tournaments never allowed weapons, it was only them martial arts things. You see an uppercut there, but you've seen uppercuts for the past 5 years. Oh yeah, reeeal boring...
Oh right, the story, ok. So, people thought that if you could master a weapon, you could create magic within them, or even use magic through the whole thing! As if there's enough ki to that, yeh, heh...right...
But as we're saying, there are people who dream of that happening...though confident they are, the results are never what they want...
Monk: And you must focus your ki into the hands and then shoot it out...
2nd Monk: ....what's ki? Did you rip it off Naruto?
Monk: What?! No, your energy! Mana! Whatever!
2nd Monk: Oh, ok.
Monk: The ancient art of wind is a very hard thing to master. You see, there are-
3rd Monk: Why do we care?
Monk: WHY ARE YOU HERE?!
4th Monk: Because, daddy, you made us, X3
Female Monk: I do not see what the use of this stupid stuff is. There aren't bad things happening to the planet....
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP!!!
Monk: Gasp! Something is happening!
?????: Mwahahaha, I will destroy you all. Surrender, and have a nice day! BEEP!
Monk: GAsp! 6th Monk, go and find the Martial Art Champions, get them to destroy whoever's prank calling me!!!
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Henry; Uhh, I don't think you should do that...
John: What? It's fun, what number should we do next? Oh! How about 911!
Rudolf: ...idiot..
*RING! RING!*
Operator: Sorry, but the police are out getting donuts. If you are being murdered, press one. if you are being kidnapped press two, if you are being robbed, no one cares, and if you are being assaulted by a pervert, please hold.
*input elevator music*
John: I wonder what button I should click.
*silence for a minute*
Police: Hello! Thanks for calling the Police Station! because you're on hold, please input why a pervert is touching you!
John: Touching? Don't people touch everybody? I don't see how they can help it...
Police: OH MY GOD! WE'RE COMING RIGHT AWAY!! BEEP!
Henry: *laughing his ass off*
John: That sucked, let's try 912...
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*meanwhile....*
ALERT! ALERT! THIS IS CLEARLY AN ALERT!!!!
Dennis: GASPIES! WHAT IS GOING ON?!
Davis: The local monks are being prank-called. Nothing unusual.
ALERT! THIS IS CLEARLY AN IMPORTANT ALERT!!!!
Woody: Wait! The prank-calls are being sent to everybody! What's going on?!
Davis: Time for some whoop-kicking. No one should prank-call innocent civillians and waste their time! In the name of law and justice, we will punish them! How can these irresponsible teens do this? Do they not realize the time being destroyed to these innocent citizens? It is a horror, such horror that they can do such things! Luckily, we are here to stop such crimes! As I, Davis, leader of the Martial Arts Clan shall go out and show them why doing such things is evil! Let's go!
Dennis: I hate his speeches...they're just prank calls.
Woody: You said it, let's go!
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Freeze: NO!! IF I HAVE TO PAY GAS PRICES AGAIN I'LL THROW MY TRUCK ON YOU!!!
Gas Salesman: Sorry...the world is running out...please don't hurt me!
Freeze: My truck here needs gas. I want gas, I refuse to play 3 bucks a gallon or a buck a litre! THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! I shall sue! I shall call war on the world of North America and Asia! I shall-
Firen: Shut up, I just paid the gas, let's go.
Freeze: How can you let yourself give up to such unreasonable prices? This is what the government wants! This is why they should go to hell! This is-
Firen: ...or I could set the gas on fire and have another truck blown up...
Freeze: ...let's just go..>>
Woody: Get out of our way!
Davis: Yes! The evil must be broguht to justice. you are but an obstacle in our courageous defence of the world! Leave, vile being, do not stand in our rapid rush or you shall be trampled!
Freeze: Hey! We have to get this truck out of the gas place! Why don't you be patient!
Dennis: I wanna drive I wanna drive I wanna drive...
Davis: Woody, do your thing.
Firen: Hey, we're waiting for the traffic to slow down so we can get out. Now if you mind you should wait until we can get out.
Woody: *pushes on the gas pedal*
Freeze: ARE YOU CRAZY?! YOU'RE GOING TO COLLIDE INTO US!!!
Firen: God damn it! *steers the truck out of the way and it smashes into the gas station, causing an explosion*
The other car speeds into the highway and zooms off. Freeze and Firen jump out and growl in outrage.
Freeze: I told you the government was against us!
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DING-DONG!!
Ms. uhh, Blitz, yeah: Oh Looouis! Will you be a dear and get the door?
Louis: -_-, yes mother.
Deep: Hello there! I am the Taxman. Tax please!
Louis: Didn't you collect the tax yesterday?
Deep: I do what the stupid government tells me to. Now give me that damn tax.
Louis: Mother! The Taxman is here!!!
Ms. Blitz: Oh! You mean that handsome little boy with the strong muscles?!
Deep: ...little boy? Oo
Louis: She's like that, >>
Ms. Blitz: Oh! it's you! Now let me get out my little purse and see what I have. Is it fifty cents again, dear?
Deep: Uhh, more like five hundred dollars...
Ms. Blitz: oh, 500 dollars, let's see...FIVE HUNDR- *faints*
Louis: Mother! Mother! OH MY GOD! SHE'S DEAD!!
Deep: Wow...that's surprising...
Louis: YOU KILLED MY MOTHER!
Deep: I just did what the government tells me to do! I only work for them!
Louis: RAWR!!!
*a bit of PG-13 violence later...*
Louis: ^__^ thank you, come again!!!
Deep: *beaten up* yeah...your welcome...*faints on front porch*
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BAM!!
Henry: Hey! You knocked down our door! That's the 3rd time this month! >=(
Davis: Who is the vile being who has prank-called our luxurious city?
Rudolf: Oh finally.
John: Hey! It was only prank-calls! YOU CAN'T ARREST ME FOR DAMN PRANK CALLS!
Woody: No, we intend to beat you up.
John: Oh.
Dennis: Yay! I like beating up people! ^^ Especially innocent people!
*More PG-13 violence later...*
Rudolf: I can do better than that.
John: You never gave me a black eye before, HA!
Rudolf; So you're asking for it?
John: ...no
Rudolf: Hn(well actually, I do not feel like copying Kai that much) Hmph.
Henry: They always have to knock down the doors! I always have to fiz the doors...and you two aren't exactly helping out you lazy bums!!!!
John: Blah.
Rudolf: Hmph.
Henry: >>
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Boss: YOUR TRUCK EXPLODED AGAIN?! No, I will not replace it again, YOU'RE DARN DING-DONG DOODLY FIRED!
Firen: I didn't like his accent anyway...
Freeze: His German accent?
Firen: Uh...he's German?
Jan: Out of our way! Dead body going to the morgue!
Jack: Go! Go! Go!
Firen: Shouldn't you cover the body?
Jack: Government stopped paying for those sheets.
Freeze: GASP! I KNOW THAT BODY! It's Louis's mother!
Firen: Oh, poor Louis...
Freeze: Yeah...poor Louis...
*dead silence for 5 minutes*
Freeze: SOooo...wanna go eat at that buffet?!
Firen: Sure!!!
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So the next day, lots of people went and complained about the government...or more specifically, the people mentioned in this story...
Louis: They killed my mother!
Deep: He beat me up because of them!
John: They beat me up!!
Freeze: The gas prices!!!
Firen: Our truck exploded because of them!
Henry: They keep knocking our doors down!!
*everybody looks at Henry*
Henry: What?! I don't LIKE fixing doors! >=(
Rudolf: Why am I here?
Hotdog Vendor: The City Hall is behind me...
Louis: Oh, well, I want a Hot Dog please!
Hotdog Vendor: That'll be Two Bucks.
Freeze: TWO BUCKS?! THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS!! THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD DIE! WHY ARE HOT DOGS SO EXPENSIVE?!?!
Firen:...let's just go into City Hall, I'm sure that's free...
Guard: Sorry, to enter the City Hall, you must pay a 50 cent fine.
Freeze: *glares at Firen*
Firen: Yes siree, they are acting strange, aren't they?
Mayor: Hello there, what brings you to my office today?
Secretary: They are the complainers.
Mayor: Oh, SECURITY!!!
Security Dude #1: Please step out of the City Hall.
Freeze: No way! I paid 50 cents to get in here! And I'm staying in here until I get some answers!!
Louis: Isn't it against the law to kill? WELL THAT'S WHAT THEY DID! THOSE DAMN HYPOCRITES!
Security Guard #2: If you so badly want to complain. Go to the Capital City and complain to President Julian, NOW GO HOME!
And thus, these ordinary people were kicked out of city hall.
Deep: I should've never voted Julian in that last election...>>
Henry: We have to get some rights! We must go to the Capital City and complain! I refuse to fix more doors!
*everybody looks at Henry*
Henry: >< STOP THAT!
*The Martial Arts Clan suddenly appears!*
Davis: So you want some justice, my friends?
John: I'm not your friend! >=(
Davis: *ignores him* We are the justice bringers, helping all for rights and peace! If you wish is to go to Capital City and complain, that wish shall be granted! For we, shall not let citizens stand in such unfair things to them! This is liberty, my friends! This is a free country, and if we don't try to succeed, our lives will be in horror forever! I will guide you, my friends, for the treatment you deserve!
Woody: ...and there he goes again...
Dennis: Can I drive the jet? Can I? Can I? Can I?
Louis: Whoo! A free flight eh?
Davis: No, we must walk, though the vile evil that will attack us. Bandits, wolf demons, hunters, knights, sorcerers, we shall go through them all! We must travel into the darkness of the Lion Forest, go through the tunnels of the haunted Stanley Prison, crossforth the mighty Wall of China, pass through the burdens of Queen's Island and enter through mazes of the Forbidden Tower, where we shall meet the vile that is Julian...and complain!!!
Firen: Wouldn't it be faster just to take a plane?
Davis: Where is the confidence and triumph through a plane? This is the journey we must follow! Away my comrades! Towards the world of the sinister, to bring justice!
John: I'm not your comrade! >=(
So, the unnecessary journey begins to find President Julian! Will they succeed?
To be continued...
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And that is what I believe is to cause Stage Mode, XD
Yesh, LF2 is strange to get me addicted to it. Rather than the hours of RPGs or the popular games like Street Fighter, I go with LF2, why? It's free! The combos are great, and they look a lot better than Street Fighter characters, whose mugshots are all tough and stuff with sweat and they're big and tall and muscular. Sure, a couple of muscular characters are good, but others are good in the other variety. Like speed, defense, etc. Does everybody in LF look muscular? No. Also, does Street Fighter have ice and fire? No. Do they FUSE? No.
What? Wouldn't you want the free game? Sure, it gets boring once in a while, but do weapons drop from the sky that enables possibly CPU characters killing themselves? NO! In LF2, it does! it brings off hilarity, and the glitches are funny also! I don't like glitchless games, because I don't see the fun in that. Can you play fighting games online? Sure! If you have online paks for the Playstation and Xbox and whatnot, do you have to pay LF2 to do that? No! Simply have an IP Address with no firewalls and routers! Of course, that's LF2, LFO on the other hand...
Well, LFO and LF2 were made by different people, actually...
Little Fighter 1, the original version, is a crappy graphiced little game with poor coding, but it's very nice for a first game in C Language (whatever that means).
The creator of LF1, Marti Wong, was inspired by DBZ for the design of his characters. His first character that went thriough was Davis, who I believe was named Billy at the time, XD So, when LF2 came out, he worked with his sibling, Starsky Wong. (nice name) I'm guessing Starsky can draw better. because the graphics went up, so did gameplay. Though a couple of negatives were:
In LF1, you can pick people up when they're on the ground, you can't when they're dead, because they literally fly up into the sky as angels. (Which, by the way, is hysterical)
Henry and Deep can drop their weapons and fight, which is good for Henry because he's basically useless close range. John didn't have a weapon that time and Rudolf's shriukens are a special attack.
Oh and Deep had a bomb back then, the bomb's hilarious.
Also, John's energy disk was like UBER powerful, it has to hit everybody before going byebye.
(John also looks like a purple Super Saiyan when he's healing, XD)
Yes, LF2 was the best version despite those bad things. More attacks, more backgroudns, and more modes, but when they decided to sell this and some other company took over...
Sure, the drawings were fine, except the redesigning went haywire. Then the gameplay is basically only for newbies. (No combos or anything!) Though the 3D movies were cool, the 3D sprites them selves had heads the size of the body...and the body was basically skinny. it's like a bowling ball on the tip of a toothpick...
Let's list the people who had the worse redesigning in Sprite form:
Rudolf
Firzen
Firen
Freeze
Louis EX
Bat
Deep
The rest, well Dennis looked cool. Davis and Woody were 'teenagized', except Woody still has banana hair. John didn't look SO bad, I mean, he looked fine, the part that sucked is that he looks like a horrible fusion between Elton John and Harry Potter, =P Henry looks fine, I mean fine, like pretty good, but I loved his darker brown hair with the bangs sticking out rather than this reddish mop on his head. And that's it.
Rudolf looked okay when they teenagized him, but before his head was the hugest of all that was huge. Firzen's hair doesn't look anything like the drawn version of him. Freeze totally sucked (I miss his LF2 hair) Firen looked cool in the drawn version but he looks strange in sprite style. LouisEx was supposed to be tall and cool, he looks like a girl in sprite style. Bat...well other than him looking like a girl and that there's a red cloth over his eyes, he still looks bad, and Deep looks like he's from a boy band.
And that is LFO. Though I want to play the game anyway, XD I REALLY want to see teenagized Henry. I haven't found a good LFO picture of him yet. (The huge heady dude did not count) So...
Which character I'm best with you say? Well, I'm good with Woody and Louis. Though I'm only sometimes good with John, Henry, and Rudolf, which is weird. I absolutely suck with Davis and Deep. I use cheap combos with Dennis a lot, and I'm only average with Freeze and Firen. Yep, that ish me.
Though there does seem to be a pattern, like Max. John is that character who will forever stay favourite, for you see. WAY back when in the Summer of 2000, I was introduced to LF2, and yesh, iw as using Rudolf and cloning him a lot for fun. So I went out of boredom, but at that time I liked Firen and John...and Davis. Then one day in 2001 I saw LF2 as boring and deleted it, sworn off the game for good, I returned to my obsession of Runescape. At the Winter of 2002, I looked back at LF2. For the reason that, I just missed it. So I redownloaded it. And guess what? I sucked. So I worked hard on actually ebating Stage Mode without Firzen and Julian, plus I did it! With Deep. Then I hear dof the wonderful fan made mod of LF2, R-LF2.
I downloaded it. Then I loved playing R-LF2, but soon, it went boring because it had no funny things like LF2 did. So I attempted to get LF2 back. (It replaced LF2) By seperating the folders from R-LF2 and LF2. (By the way, the first hell move I found out on R-LF2 was John's, cool eh?) SO I rpefered the original. By that time, I liked John, than Freeze, than Firen. yep, I absolutely took no notice in Rudolf, or Henry, or something. Next thing I knew, I started liking Deep a lot, and he scored 2nd place. Then finally after that...
The archer and the ninja somehow jumped 2nd and 3rd place really easily...Rudolf was 2nd, BTW. X3. My 4th was changing from Freeze to Firen to Deep to even Woody. At that time I disliked Davis a lot and still do, but just recently Louis scored a nice score to settle in 4th place. Now the only person who hasn't gotten into my listings is Dennis, but Dennis is very cool. Oh, and then one day Henry kicked Rudolf off 2nd place and took it, now he's going to war with John for first place. Even though John held that position since I was introduced to LF2. Yesh, I like thinking of characters like that. I even thought of Sasuke having war with Rei for that spot when I was into Naruto. I even wrote it!
So yesh, wars are cool.
Welps, that's it on Little Fighter, till next time, Spotis is signing out!
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Date: 2005-04-27 01:00 am (UTC)And banana hair. =P
I don't do that ranking thing...>>
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