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spottoFire in the Hole!
Avast me hearties!
Seize the mast n' bring her forth!
We travel the seven seas!
We steal yer loot
n' slash yer throat
along the seven seas!
Arr, the captain brought us up
down by the ol' messhall
me mums n' dads
n' cats n' bags
all maddened by me life call!
I jumped away
the ship a-sway
n' left em down alone
to be a pirate!
Arr!
a pirate!
Yarr!
sailin' with the crossbones!
Matey, I'm the first mate
me captain made me free
n' I'm the 'ounded lookout
fer safety is the key!
the next fer are the new recruits
who do the dirty work
n' then our mighty leading captain
a powerful n' noble jerk!
Oh, I am but a poor slave
so hungry down the deck
I'm lost and cold and scared
and wrecked
that I throw up by the wave!
All them captives, if not slaves
they's havta walk the plank!
Down the end, down they descend,
eaten by the sharks!
Treasure is our calling
Ye better hav' em now
fer if ye don't
not even loan't
we stick ye like a cow!
On forth, ol' chaps!
Chaps?
Chaps!?
CHAPS!?
Why, I ain't no blubberin' scientist,
but methinks that chap be British!
British?
Argh! The British!
Thar be n' impostor on board!
Chase that dirty swine
n' stick em in the behind!
Yer dirty days are over,
yer clothes no longer fine!
Arr! Yarr! The chase the chase!
the chase the chase is on!
Bring about a merry way, for
redemption is the dawn!
No mercy fer yer soul,
ye blubberin' mutinist!
No mercy fer yer soul!
We feed n' cloth n' pay yer deeds
all fancy up in bowls!
But wait, my land-hating friends!
I am a lot like you,
to travel and break and kill and loot
to live a life amends!
Do not judge me by the cover
But by the scarlet eyes
Yours are beaten by your lovers
who suddenly just died!
For I am truthful and full of sin
to be about your kind
So let me try and let me win
Your own approval's line!
Treasure! Treasure! Treasure's we want
that or off yer head!
To stick upon me captain's hook
the flesh to meet the lead!
if not we stick ye good wit' swords
er by our mops-a-deck
Not so, instead we drink from gourds
'till parrots sing n' peck!
Fer treasure n' loot, is all we gots
down by this ol' poop deck
of silver and gold n' diamond-filled pots
n' die t' go t' heck!
We be pirates arr!
We be pirates yarr!
We be pirates arr!
Avast me mateys,
raise the anchors
face the masts down east
war is good t' kill t'peace
t' take it all fer me!
fer we be pirates!
Yarr!
Garr!
Rarr!
Sailin' the seven seas!
-
Ye ought to know that the poem above be written by ol' me!
n' me be the one t'be when tryin' t'travel the sea!
Me name be Spotto, n' I'm the one who wants t'jump abound!
fer action n' adventure, it's bound t'be around!
Yarr!
Avast me hearties!
Seize the mast n' bring her forth!
We travel the seven seas!
We steal yer loot
n' slash yer throat
along the seven seas!
Arr, the captain brought us up
down by the ol' messhall
me mums n' dads
n' cats n' bags
all maddened by me life call!
I jumped away
the ship a-sway
n' left em down alone
to be a pirate!
Arr!
a pirate!
Yarr!
sailin' with the crossbones!
Matey, I'm the first mate
me captain made me free
n' I'm the 'ounded lookout
fer safety is the key!
the next fer are the new recruits
who do the dirty work
n' then our mighty leading captain
a powerful n' noble jerk!
Oh, I am but a poor slave
so hungry down the deck
I'm lost and cold and scared
and wrecked
that I throw up by the wave!
All them captives, if not slaves
they's havta walk the plank!
Down the end, down they descend,
eaten by the sharks!
Treasure is our calling
Ye better hav' em now
fer if ye don't
not even loan't
we stick ye like a cow!
On forth, ol' chaps!
Chaps?
Chaps!?
CHAPS!?
Why, I ain't no blubberin' scientist,
but methinks that chap be British!
British?
Argh! The British!
Thar be n' impostor on board!
Chase that dirty swine
n' stick em in the behind!
Yer dirty days are over,
yer clothes no longer fine!
Arr! Yarr! The chase the chase!
the chase the chase is on!
Bring about a merry way, for
redemption is the dawn!
No mercy fer yer soul,
ye blubberin' mutinist!
No mercy fer yer soul!
We feed n' cloth n' pay yer deeds
all fancy up in bowls!
But wait, my land-hating friends!
I am a lot like you,
to travel and break and kill and loot
to live a life amends!
Do not judge me by the cover
But by the scarlet eyes
Yours are beaten by your lovers
who suddenly just died!
For I am truthful and full of sin
to be about your kind
So let me try and let me win
Your own approval's line!
Treasure! Treasure! Treasure's we want
that or off yer head!
To stick upon me captain's hook
the flesh to meet the lead!
if not we stick ye good wit' swords
er by our mops-a-deck
Not so, instead we drink from gourds
'till parrots sing n' peck!
Fer treasure n' loot, is all we gots
down by this ol' poop deck
of silver and gold n' diamond-filled pots
n' die t' go t' heck!
We be pirates arr!
We be pirates yarr!
We be pirates arr!
Avast me mateys,
raise the anchors
face the masts down east
war is good t' kill t'peace
t' take it all fer me!
fer we be pirates!
Yarr!
Garr!
Rarr!
Sailin' the seven seas!
-
Ye ought to know that the poem above be written by ol' me!
n' me be the one t'be when tryin' t'travel the sea!
Me name be Spotto, n' I'm the one who wants t'jump abound!
fer action n' adventure, it's bound t'be around!
Yarr!
