Milk is good.

I don't quite remember any of them having mullets...XP
(The Elton John and Harry potter thing)
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Happy UnHappy Valentine's Day! unhappy you say? Well, it's just that, my two sort of closest friends got singing telegrams, prank or not, I wanted one...>>
And the only two singing telegrams that I saw were pranks, so...
Plus I didn't really see actual 'love' ones, some friends gave to friends.
Plus, my friend the annoying nosy arsehole hates my non-friend bit*h. And my other non-friend bit*h who is bit*hier than my non-friend bit*h who hates the other arsehole called me a bit*h for utterly no reason today.

That's a lot of swearing, ^^;;;

Anyhoo, Max Week is ending soon, and well I haven't really done much Max stuff, regrettably. So, I'll try ranting about him....
One thing's for sure, since it is quite Valentine's Day, I guess the topic of Rei/Max would work, eh?

Anyhoo, Rei/Max. See Max. See Max chase Rei. See Max chase Rei chase Max. See kiss. See kiss happen. See kiss happen with Max and Rei. See rain. See rain fall. See rain fall on Max and Rei. See rain fall on Max and Rei kissing. See lunch. See lunch get stepped. See lunch get stepped on by Max. See lunch get stepped on by wet Max. See lunch get stepped on by wet Max kissing Rei. See Takao. See Takao get mad. See Max run. See Takao chase. See Takao chase Max. See all wet people. See ending. See ending Max kiss Rei again. See the end!!!

See Kai. See Kai say hi. See Kai say hi and smirk. See Kai trip Takao. See Takao fall. See Takao fall on Max. See Max fall. See Rei. See Rei catch Max. See Takao mad again. See Kai smirk...again. See Rei hug Max. See Takao run into Rei and Max. See 3 people crashing into dojo wall. See grandpa mad. See Daichi crazy. See Hiromi useless. See the end.

See blonde. See blonde named Max. See blonde named Max be happy. See blonde named Max be happy on Max Week. See Valentine's Day. See fangirls dreaming. See fangirls dreaming about Rei/Max. See neko-jin. See neko-jin named Rei. See neko-jin named Rei be glomped by blonde named Max. See them cuddle (Aww...). See...them sleep. See full moon. See fireworks. See car. See car with kangaroos. See undercover agent kangaroos bash into room. See undercover kangaroos bash in Rei and Max's room where they sleep. See Max fire a gunshot. See dead kangaroo. See Rei eat kangaroo. See kangaroo bones. See cheese. See cheese maul kangaroo to death. See Max. See Max eat cheese. See stars. See shooting stars. See kiss. See Rei and Max kiss.
See the end....with dead kangaroo corpses and a full Max and Rei.

Ok, that isn't a rant, but it's fun to do! I'll write  ashort Rei/Max story right here, right now!

One day in the world of Beyblade lived 4 people from the team called the G Revolutions. Daichi, Takao, Kai, and Kenny. They were waiting for the late comers for a beyblade meeting. There was an upcoming tournament that they have to host for Mr. Dickenson because Mr. Dickenson is really a stupid lazy perverted couch potato. So they waited and waited, until an apple fell on Takao's head. Who got mad and shook the tree until all the apples fell on his head and the whole tree fell on him, in which Kai smirked.

Then came the late comers.

"Sorry for being late, my mom uhh...needed me to reorganize the mayonnaise cabinet." Obviously was said by the blonde.

The neko-jin asked, "So why is the tree on Takao?"

Kai smirked again. Kenny continued typing on his laptop without clicking on the buttons. Hiromi continued being useless and Takao continued being unconscious. All was quiet, until...
Killer Zombie Australian Kangaroos appeared!
Or "KIZAK"
KI ller Zombie Australian Kangaroos.

So, the very clever Kai with his ultra super duper heavy duty strength picked up the tree and whacked many kangaroos onto Takao. Who in which got mad and shaked Kai, hoping no apples will fall on his head this time. But Kai, losing his super strength, decided to choke Takao with his scarf. So while they were wrestling, the Kilak went and attacked Useless Hiromi, Untyping Typer Kenny, Kangaroo Eater Rei, and Cheese/Mayonnaise loving Max.

"It's true! The couple Mayonnaise/Cheese is soooo cute!!"

As they fought, Kenny's laptop broke. In which Kenny went on a ram's page and threw the page at the kangaroos, causing the ram to go mad and headbutt Kenny to China. Useless Hiromi tried to throw apples at the Kangaroos, but they kangaroos only got stronger and Hiromi remained useless. Suddenly, Daichi noticed he didn't get much attention and went crazy. he started to have a boxing match with one of the kangaroos, leaving the others to only Rei and Max.

Surrounded, the two lashed out onto the zombie kangaroos with as many broken sharpeners as they can. Seeing as all other weapons proved no effect on Kilak. All of the sudden, the king of the Kilak, KING KILIAK KONG, an enormous ape, also called KKK(XD, you racist!) came from the underworld and smashed onto the poor defenceless G Revolutions! Luckily, these G Revolutions were quick enoguh to dodge this large attack. Kai took his scarf and used it as a whip on the ape, making it whimper in agony. Then some kangaroos snapped the scarf, causing Kai to...GASP!! SMIRK! Takao loved Joe though, and went ahead with his lucky cap to shoot at the ape. The ape got annoying by the cap, restraining his eyesight.

KKK smashed Takao upon Kai, Hiromi and Daichi, sending those 4 into a dumpster. Kai, luckily did not touch the foul garbage as his ripped scarf allowed him to levitate onto the ground (which makes no sense whatsoever).  Kenny was still upset over his broken love, the computer and became the INCREDIBLE HULK! So now a Giant Racist Ape is fighting a Giant Mad Green Dork! Rei and Max had to fight the kangaroos on their own, using cunning and sly strategies such as poking them in the eyes with pine cones and slapping them silly with old worn-down macintoshes.

However, the two were outnumbered and it all seemed to be the end. With Kai nursing over Joe, Daichi and Hiromi lost in the vast universe of garbage, plus Takao chewing on a banana peel, and Kenny pummelling a racist gorilla, the two alone knew what to do. To destroy such foul and random scum, they must use...SAPPINESS!!! Thus, the quickest thing they found was a kiss, and thus they smashed upon their lips together, sending the kangaroos screaming and the ape running crying to its mommy. The war with randomness has ended, winner, Rei/Max!!
The End.

Wow, I impressed myself with that, XD Anywho, let us move on to more Rei/Maxness!!
The Rei/Max chibi story, once again, CONTINUED!!!!
With war bombs and Bob, the chibis seeme dunstoppable...

Kai: Dwaddy, can I bwowwow yer tank?

Voltaire; Why for, dear? Is it to show it to your friends or to bomb people. You know, I will not allow such violent and dangerous things as showing it to your friends! If it is for war, then it msut be for war!!!

Kai; It isth for wall, dwaddy.

Voltaire: And has those foul friends of yours broken your language of speaking again! Must Ieach you to speak properly like a proper evil Hiwatari?!?! Also, I am not your bloody father! Your father is dead or in the manga universe, call me that again and I see to that you have no dinner!

Kai: Whatever, grandfather.

Voltaire; Good, now go have some violent fun.

Kai; *takes tank with him* Oh, by the way, the last words you're going to hear, Grandfather, is, "have fun in bloody hell."

With that, Kai bombed his own mansion with his grandfather in it.

The toddler brought his tank back to the cave and showed Rei, Max, Takao, Dunga, Mariam, Bob, and popsicle...I mean lollipop...I MEAN ZEO!!!

Zeo: Wow, so pwetty...

Max; Me know, me know.

Rei: So Kwai, when we use it?

Kai: Very soon, Rei.

Takao: ME CANNOT WAIT! Me wanna go now now now!

Dunga: Bob say we need MORE!! Bob say we need more bomb and gun and knife and pistelle.

Kai: "Pistol"

Dunga: Oh, no, Bob mean pasta.

Zeo: Bob's mean pwasta?

Mariam: Bob is cereal kwiller pwasta who nwext wictim isth Dunga.

Dunga: yesh...that mean Bob me friend! ^^

Mariam: >>

Max: Okie Usn' tank go to skoo. Bomb skoo us will!

Rei: yesh! We bomb skoo, skoo die and tweacher twoo!!!

Takao: I crawl tweacher, "leecher" cause it isth cwool.

Rei: And you crawl me Wei, and it not Wei, it Rei, you dumb dumb!!

Suddenly out fo nowhere, Ms. Pinapple came out.

Ms. Pineapple; THAT'S PINEAPPLE!!! *thwacks narrator*

Ouch.

Ms. Pineapple: HAHAHAHA!! Now I have you, kiddies, and I WILL LOCK YOU IN THE TIMEOUT BOX, FOREVER!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Zeo: WUUUN!!!!!

Dunga: Why we wun? *is grabbed by Mariam and dragged off with her runnign away*

Max; No! Me can't wun! Me slow! Me only walk!!

Rei: WUN MAXIE!! *runs back to Max tog et him*

Takao: OH NO WEI!! CUM BACKIES!!!

Kai: When I signal, kids. 3...2...

Dunga: Allow Bob...

Kai: 1...FIRE!!

The tank is shot at Ms. Pineapple's face, but since the shot is so big, it exploded and the whole cave collasped. The kids ran out in time, well except for two who decided to stand in front of Ms. Pineapple.

Kai: Damn, they should've ran when they had the chance.

Dunga; OH NOES! BOB STILL INSWIDE!!!

Mariam: Why did me save you lwife?!?! >>

Dunga: No you not save Bob, Bob me wife!

Mariam: O.o

*Inside*

Max: Coughies, lotsa dust, dust bad.

Rei: Me noes.

Ms. Pineapples: Hahaha! Those kids might've escaped, but I have you two!!

Max; OH NOES! PINAPPLE SWILL AWIVE!!!

Rei: OH NOES!

Ms. Pineapple: And I will not lock you in the timeout box forever, I will devour you all!! HAHAAHHA!! I WILL BECOME A CANNIBAL DUE TO YOUR ANNOYINGNESS!!!! Max first, for being the little planner fot his all!

Rei: You not eat Maxie! You mwust grow thwough me fiwst!!! *goes in front of Max*

Max: *looks at big scary teacher with mad bubbly eyes...*

Ms. Pineapple: Get out of the way, kid! My business is with the blonde!

Rei: NO WEI!!! *bites teacher*

Ms. Pineapple: YOWCH! So you want to die so much! Fine, I'll eat you first!!

Max: OH NOES! *throws a random pine cone from last story at teacher's eye* LET WUN, REI!!

Rei: WUN WE WILL!!!

The two toddlers ran to a dead end in the opening of the cave. It was where the cave had collpased trapping all three of them in the cave. The two young children started digging frantically, untilt he teacher comes.

Ms. Pineapple: Bon voyage, my little appetites..
TO BE CONTINUED.

With further information from the Uncontrollable Newsline!

News Reporter: Hello, ladies and gentlemen.Today there is a parade in every streeet in town, celebrating Max Week and its goodness. Let us all celebrate the end of this lovely week, with a candlelight to the greatest blonde of all! Mizuhara Max!!!! Now, with our special guest, KON REI!!!

Rei: Hello! I'm Kon Rei!!

News Reporter: So, Mr. Kon, how is it like to be with our favourite blonde, Max?

Rei: Oh, please call me Rei, and it has been great, me and Max have been "interacting" if you know what I mean. *winks*

News Reporter: Are the rumours true? Is his smile like a rainbow of joys, his eyes a sparkling aqua blue, and his hair a fluffyrific happy blonde?

Rei: It's even better, you cannot describe such happiness his looks and personality brings to you. I am very lucky to know him, for he is the only one I will care for the rest of my life.

News Reporter: It is a pity Max cannot be here on the news, right now...

Rei: Actually, he can. He cancelled everything else to be with me, and since I'm here, he's here too.

News Reporter: And here comes the Planet's Shining Light, MIZUHARA MAX!!!

Max: HEWO! Me like Rei and turtles!

News Reporter: So, Mizuhara Max, we finally get to meet you, and my, Rei is not lying when he speaks about you.

Rei: He's MINE, back off.

News Reporter; But...is he not single? I mean, I'm a girl, he is a boy, and well, yeah!

Rei: And why is he single if he is so perfect?

News Reporter; Than who is this lucky gal?

Max: There is no lucky gal, only a lucky gentleman. PLEASE WELCOME, MAYONNAISE!!!

*see Mayonnaise come in*

Rei: *slaps forehead* we talked about this Max...no public viewings of Mayonnaise...

Max; But he looked so lonely cooped up in the closet.

Rei: Fine, say hi to Mayonnaise, Max's second favourite love.

Mayonnaise: WOOF!!!

Max: I love this dog! ^_^

News Reporter; Ah, but you said this dog was his second utmost favourite, who is the first?

Max: Is it not obvious? My mind says he's far more perfect than me. Perhaps because he is not human at all, or maybe because I love cats just as much as dogs, but the real answer is, Kon Rei! I can't describe why i lvoe him, because I love him ins o many possible ways.

News Reporter: Ahh, well, Rei is quite lucky to have you, oh great Maxie, let's give it up to...REI/MAX!!!!

Audience; *screams in fangirly joy*

News Reporter: And that is NEWS, Network of Exellent Wacko people Show!

Whew! I've been typing up so much, and I really want to squeeze in a bit of my life and LF2 in here (skip these next parts and you have no shame but to not read this journal again!)
My friend said this really funny thing a couple fo moments ago...
"We never heard of her, but she's horny."
And...
"We aren't gossiping, we're just talking behind their backs!"
Henry killed himself by using his own attack on a ROCK and the ROCK killed him! XD
I love that rock.
I got a new bandana and some slippers. Well, HAPPY MAX WEEK! To te end of Max Week, I'll miss you, until next year, Max Week...
And John still doesn't look like Elton John.
Rei---><---Max
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