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No more delays!
May. 14th, 2005 07:12 pmHewo all! I have finally gotten the two stories ready! Well actually
for the LF one, I'd be typing as we go along, but for the Rei/Max one
will be in the nifty bracket things that Ami helped me discover. I
heard the maximum length for one post was 4000 and if it is I may not
be able to fit it all...oh well! Let's begin with LIFE NEWS!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>
I did not go to Chinese School today. Yesterday night, I was speaking with Kirami's friend, Amy, well, she was a pretty hyper person. She likes Kai and Rei, and acts a lot like Kirami. Who when Kirami came online was very, let's say, mature for her friends. Also, that person calls Kirami mistress, and me, master. I don't know but it didn't feel normal with all these hyper people around me. Maybe because I matured, Kiki's not a shyper, lefty's a silly happy person, not hyper, it all ends in strange random answers. Oh well!
Anyway, today morning and at 2:30PM, I watched Battle B'Daman. So now's the weekly review of today's episode!
Let's see, they called it Ice to Meet You which is obviously a bad pun as the episode title.
Pros:
I love Bull, he so rocks.
Wen and Li, the bad guys got a pretty good score in my cliche bad guy cabinet, but because they were so...well bad guy-ish, they were pretty good.
Bull was awesome!
ROAD RUNNER STUNTS!!!
Weird sweeping races!
"You heard me wrong! When I said I wanted to steal Chrome Zephyr I mean I wanted to get Chrome Zephyr back for Gray so I can steal it later!"-Bull, XD
Dangerous things! W00t!
A giant ice mountain!
Did I mention Bull's cool?
Cons:
NO TERRY AGAIN, ARGH.
The title is a PUN, the TITLE IS A PUN.
Gray's a little pansy.
Gray and Bull aren't that confident...well until Yamato motivates them and Bull turns "super saiyan" XD
Gray's Chrome Zephyr looks like a black cat.
"YAMAATOOOO!!!" -Gray attempting to save Yamato...holy jebus, he's not Stella!
Yamato jumped into Gray's arms...
So there's Helios Breaker, Cobalt Blade, and Chrome Zephyr, Barakuso or something is a weird name for a blade...
So basically what happened was today Yamato wanted to B'dabattle randomly and went to Delta Rock, a giant Ice mountain to battle to guys in a tag team battle, called Wen and Li. So several times they almost die. They "slingshotted" over a gorge and pushed the giant B'dablade with transformed Bull. Gray loses his Chrome Zephyr and it gets incased in ice, so Yamato and Bull have to verse Wen and Li in a tag-team match, in which you either beat the other opponent or get Chrome Zephyr out of the ice.
Apparently Yamato defied gravity, was saved by gray for the 9 millionth time and Bull fell on his butt...
Then came the cliffhanger wehre Wen and Li's blades conbined...
...that episode should've came...I dunno, maybe about 24 ish? Not 4? And yet again blue haired boy not there...
Well, next week is 4 back to back episodes, so I'd be talking a lot about it next week...
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Now for the continuation from the last LF2 story...a humor story by SPOT!
Chapter One is called, "To Complain and Bring Justice"
---------
Chapter Two: Enter the Lion Forest
Calls of owls were heard about the forest. The darkness of it all so devastating to so many creatures. None dared to enter such a horrible forest, for none ever returned. Sounds of wolves in the background would cause you to hear your own heartbeat. Screeches of bats and laughter of the sinister echoed through the air...
Bandit #1: Dumdedumdoo...
Bandit #2: Hey! Do you have a 6?
Bandit #1: Go Fish!
Bandit #2: This place is boring. Why do we even guard 'round here?
Bandit #1: I don't know, President Julian said a group of vicious travellers were going to attack this place. He said we should come here so he would never ever see us again...
Bandit #2: Do you suppose that might mean something?
Bandit #1: Naw, we're perfectly safe around here.
Louis: GASP! Two evil wandering bandits that will attack us if we not kill them! KILL THEM!!!
Freeze: How?!
Davis: Easy, my lads! We shall use all of our kindle spirit and form true powers unto such villainy! Fight for the survival, my men! Fight them and so we can continue our long path towards justice and liberty! No being will stand in our way!
Henry: I don't get it.
Dennis: Let me show you! *Dennis forms blue power in his fist and throws an energy blast*
Bandit #2: OH MY GOD!! WITCHES! RUNNNN!!!
Bandit #1: I'll light and fire to slow them down!
*fire is lit!*
John: GASP! WHAT KILLS FIRE?!
Firen: I think water does...
John: I know water kills fire, but what kills fire?
Rudolf; He just told you.
John: Yes, he did, but what kills fire?
Henry: HE SAID WATER DOES!!!!
John: Stop that! I'm not stupid, water kills fire, but what kills fire?
Woody: Are you saying what else kills fire?
John: No! I asked what kills fire!
Deep: Dirt also kills fire!
John: But he just said water kills fire!
Dennis: They both kill fire!!!
John: Now you're contradicting yourself!
Davis: Quiet, my lads. The bandits are escaping, and we cannot allow that! Do what Dennis has shown you and shoot those terrible cowards!
Henry: I kind of agree with John, we're not your friends...nor yours...which sounds wrong....
Woody: We're helping you, you should appreciate that!
Louis: Then you guys should've rented a jet.
Freeze: I know! Why do we need to go through the Wall of China to get to the capital anyway?!
Woody: HIYA! *shoots two energy blasts that knock down both the bandits*
Davis: Well done, Woody! We cannot go further if all of my companions cannot fight. You must learn, to fight with your hands and feet. We must survive through many dangers if we are to reach President Julian to complain!
Bandit #3: They've killed the other bandits! DESTROY THEM!!!!!
Bandit #4: But why do we even care?
Bandit #3: Because they were our fellow bandits!
Bandit #5: I hated that bandit, though...
Bandit #3: Look if we don't attack them first they would attack us!
Bandit #6: I believe in peace and enlightenme-
BAM!!! *Bandit #6 dies*
Deep: Stupid annoying bandit.
Freeze: Where'd you get that sword?
Deep: It convienently popped out of nowhere for my use!
Firen: The fire is still there!
Freeze:Well destroy it!
John: But we haven't figured out what kills fir-
Everybody else: SHUT UP!!!
Firen: I will destroy the fire...*runs into fire*
Rudolf: Moron, he's going to kill himself.
Fire: Firen...Firen....speeeaakkk to meeee...
Firen: AHHHHH!! GRANDMA!! IT'S GRANDMA!!!
Fire: NO! This is your inner conscience!
Firen: Grandma is my inner conscience?
Fire: Ugh! Listen, you, Firen, in order to destroy me you must absorb me. Thus you can use fire whenever you like!
Firen: Why would I want to do that?
Fire: So you don't need to use matches all the time to get Freeze to do whatever you like?
Firen: Deal!
Thus, the fire warrior known as Firen, is born!
Firen: I've destroyed the fire!
John: See? To kill fire you use him! Not water or dirt!
Louis: Ok, I'll go get the rest of em! For my dead mother! *glares at Deep*
Deep: ...
Bandit #7: Dump the hot liquid steel on him!
SPLASH!!!
Henry: Oh well, he's dead. Let's go home!
Davis: *grabs Henry* You must be part of us. So we can right all thsoe wrogns and destroy all that is evil! You cannot leave, young lad! We will fight until we reach the darkness of Julian or die trying like he just did.
Louis; YARGH!!! *comes out of hot steel*
Bandit #8: Holy hell!
Henry: Let go of me! I want to go hooome!
Louis: *walks towards Deep* You will pay...for killing me...you used to be such a sweet little boy...but now you have angered me...
Deep: Mrs. Blitz?!
Louis: *echoing sounds* Tax...tax...tax...tax...
Deep: He's possessed by his mom!!
John: That's the scariest thing! I wouldn't want my mom to possess me!
Rudolf: You don't have one.
John: Yeah, but if I did, I wouldn't want to...
Freeze: I'll take care of the shiny gooey monster! Look it here, person! I hate the tax and prices too, but I wouldn't posess my son for revenge, I'd do it myself!!
Firen: You have a son?
Freeze: Shush!
Henry: I WANT HOME! I WANT HOME!!
Davis: Silence, lad! For-
Dennis: There's too many of theeemmmm!!!! LOOKIT!!! A TIED UP PERSON!!!
Woody: *frees the tied up person* There you are!
Jack: Thanks for freeing me. I was trying to put up a trap because I was hunting and I got trapped myself!
Louis: Tax...tax...tax...tax....*SLAM!*
Freeze: Argh!
Firen: Oh no! Freeze has fallen over the cliff! Oh, my poor long lost brother is now literally lost, why? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TAKE HIM?!
Freeze: I'm alive!
Firen: Oh for god's sakes, why can't you die?!?!?!
Freeze: =.=;;;
Henry: I wanna go hooome!!! WAAAAAH!!!!!!
John: And I thought I was immature and stupid!
Rudolf; You are immature and stupid.
John: I hate you.
Dennis: You know, I always wondered why Lion Forest is called Lion Forest...
ROARRR!!!!!
Dennis: Oh.
Woody: Those aren't lions! They're-
????: That's right, we are the Liger.
Louis: I...need...
Freeze: You need THIS! *throws a rock at Louis*
POINK!
Louis: Hey! I'm alive! And wow, I have a suit of armour! WOW! *struggles* ...that I can't take off....
Davis: Then how, may I ask, shall you do your business in the washroom, young Louis?
John: Oh, that's because this is all really a game and people outside are using us, that if we die we'll come back to life, meaning we don't need to do daily human things such as that.
Silence...
Rudolf: Sometimes you're too weird for your own good...
Liger: Hello...
Dennis: Wait a minute! There is only one of you!
Liger: Nonsense! I am Liger the President, this here *points at self* is Liger Vice President, and this is *points at self* is Liger Secretary, and here *points at self* is Liger treasury...
More silence...
Liger: Oh, Liger President, I must go visit my sick mother! Ok Liger Treasury, you may go. Thank you Liger President!
Firen: What a crazy loon..
Liger: No, monsieur Firen, we are the liger.
Henry: Damn it! Because I did not go home I have a splinter! SEE?!?! I'M GOING TO DIE NOW!
BAM!!
Big guy in shades: Hehehe, so, I see many of my bandits haven fallen to you warriors. But nay, none shall get pass I! Attack, my hunters!
Hunter #1: YAH!!
Dozens of arrows rain down upon our heroes! Many dodge, but because our young hero is in Davis's grasp, he cannot dodge!
Big guy in shades: You may call me Mark! And none shall come pass ME!
Henry: Ahhh! I have a splinter! A splinter!
Deep: And soon you'll have a really large splinter if you don't shut up!
Davis: This is our first major battle, my comrades! Lads, we must all bring up our strength to attack such evil and villainy. That prevents us from surpassing throguh the dangerous path unto victory! Nay shall we stop, nay shall one stop us! For we, together, are unbeatable, unstoppable! We all must muster our strength and defeat them. We all must win!
Woody: Wait! Someone's missing!
Louis: Where's John?
Deep: The liger is gone too...
Rudolf: Good riddance.
To be continued...
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Well that wasn't so bad, now was it? I just hope all comments on that particular story when commenting, now it is time for the next story! Of Rei and Max!
Bracket away!
( Click here for Yaoi! )
Quote of the Day: We can't bomb them! They love war! We must bomb peace!
Colour of the day: Electric Blue
Name of the day: Rivenfire
-spot
>>>>>>>>>>>
I did not go to Chinese School today. Yesterday night, I was speaking with Kirami's friend, Amy, well, she was a pretty hyper person. She likes Kai and Rei, and acts a lot like Kirami. Who when Kirami came online was very, let's say, mature for her friends. Also, that person calls Kirami mistress, and me, master. I don't know but it didn't feel normal with all these hyper people around me. Maybe because I matured, Kiki's not a shyper, lefty's a silly happy person, not hyper, it all ends in strange random answers. Oh well!
Anyway, today morning and at 2:30PM, I watched Battle B'Daman. So now's the weekly review of today's episode!
Let's see, they called it Ice to Meet You which is obviously a bad pun as the episode title.
Pros:
I love Bull, he so rocks.
Wen and Li, the bad guys got a pretty good score in my cliche bad guy cabinet, but because they were so...well bad guy-ish, they were pretty good.
Bull was awesome!
ROAD RUNNER STUNTS!!!
Weird sweeping races!
"You heard me wrong! When I said I wanted to steal Chrome Zephyr I mean I wanted to get Chrome Zephyr back for Gray so I can steal it later!"-Bull, XD
Dangerous things! W00t!
A giant ice mountain!
Did I mention Bull's cool?
Cons:
NO TERRY AGAIN, ARGH.
The title is a PUN, the TITLE IS A PUN.
Gray's a little pansy.
Gray and Bull aren't that confident...well until Yamato motivates them and Bull turns "super saiyan" XD
Gray's Chrome Zephyr looks like a black cat.
"YAMAATOOOO!!!" -Gray attempting to save Yamato...holy jebus, he's not Stella!
Yamato jumped into Gray's arms...
So there's Helios Breaker, Cobalt Blade, and Chrome Zephyr, Barakuso or something is a weird name for a blade...
So basically what happened was today Yamato wanted to B'dabattle randomly and went to Delta Rock, a giant Ice mountain to battle to guys in a tag team battle, called Wen and Li. So several times they almost die. They "slingshotted" over a gorge and pushed the giant B'dablade with transformed Bull. Gray loses his Chrome Zephyr and it gets incased in ice, so Yamato and Bull have to verse Wen and Li in a tag-team match, in which you either beat the other opponent or get Chrome Zephyr out of the ice.
Apparently Yamato defied gravity, was saved by gray for the 9 millionth time and Bull fell on his butt...
Then came the cliffhanger wehre Wen and Li's blades conbined...
...that episode should've came...I dunno, maybe about 24 ish? Not 4? And yet again blue haired boy not there...
Well, next week is 4 back to back episodes, so I'd be talking a lot about it next week...
----------------------
Now for the continuation from the last LF2 story...a humor story by SPOT!
Chapter One is called, "To Complain and Bring Justice"
---------
Chapter Two: Enter the Lion Forest
Calls of owls were heard about the forest. The darkness of it all so devastating to so many creatures. None dared to enter such a horrible forest, for none ever returned. Sounds of wolves in the background would cause you to hear your own heartbeat. Screeches of bats and laughter of the sinister echoed through the air...
Bandit #1: Dumdedumdoo...
Bandit #2: Hey! Do you have a 6?
Bandit #1: Go Fish!
Bandit #2: This place is boring. Why do we even guard 'round here?
Bandit #1: I don't know, President Julian said a group of vicious travellers were going to attack this place. He said we should come here so he would never ever see us again...
Bandit #2: Do you suppose that might mean something?
Bandit #1: Naw, we're perfectly safe around here.
Louis: GASP! Two evil wandering bandits that will attack us if we not kill them! KILL THEM!!!
Freeze: How?!
Davis: Easy, my lads! We shall use all of our kindle spirit and form true powers unto such villainy! Fight for the survival, my men! Fight them and so we can continue our long path towards justice and liberty! No being will stand in our way!
Henry: I don't get it.
Dennis: Let me show you! *Dennis forms blue power in his fist and throws an energy blast*
Bandit #2: OH MY GOD!! WITCHES! RUNNNN!!!
Bandit #1: I'll light and fire to slow them down!
*fire is lit!*
John: GASP! WHAT KILLS FIRE?!
Firen: I think water does...
John: I know water kills fire, but what kills fire?
Rudolf; He just told you.
John: Yes, he did, but what kills fire?
Henry: HE SAID WATER DOES!!!!
John: Stop that! I'm not stupid, water kills fire, but what kills fire?
Woody: Are you saying what else kills fire?
John: No! I asked what kills fire!
Deep: Dirt also kills fire!
John: But he just said water kills fire!
Dennis: They both kill fire!!!
John: Now you're contradicting yourself!
Davis: Quiet, my lads. The bandits are escaping, and we cannot allow that! Do what Dennis has shown you and shoot those terrible cowards!
Henry: I kind of agree with John, we're not your friends...nor yours...which sounds wrong....
Woody: We're helping you, you should appreciate that!
Louis: Then you guys should've rented a jet.
Freeze: I know! Why do we need to go through the Wall of China to get to the capital anyway?!
Woody: HIYA! *shoots two energy blasts that knock down both the bandits*
Davis: Well done, Woody! We cannot go further if all of my companions cannot fight. You must learn, to fight with your hands and feet. We must survive through many dangers if we are to reach President Julian to complain!
Bandit #3: They've killed the other bandits! DESTROY THEM!!!!!
Bandit #4: But why do we even care?
Bandit #3: Because they were our fellow bandits!
Bandit #5: I hated that bandit, though...
Bandit #3: Look if we don't attack them first they would attack us!
Bandit #6: I believe in peace and enlightenme-
BAM!!! *Bandit #6 dies*
Deep: Stupid annoying bandit.
Freeze: Where'd you get that sword?
Deep: It convienently popped out of nowhere for my use!
Firen: The fire is still there!
Freeze:Well destroy it!
John: But we haven't figured out what kills fir-
Everybody else: SHUT UP!!!
Firen: I will destroy the fire...*runs into fire*
Rudolf: Moron, he's going to kill himself.
Fire: Firen...Firen....speeeaakkk to meeee...
Firen: AHHHHH!! GRANDMA!! IT'S GRANDMA!!!
Fire: NO! This is your inner conscience!
Firen: Grandma is my inner conscience?
Fire: Ugh! Listen, you, Firen, in order to destroy me you must absorb me. Thus you can use fire whenever you like!
Firen: Why would I want to do that?
Fire: So you don't need to use matches all the time to get Freeze to do whatever you like?
Firen: Deal!
Thus, the fire warrior known as Firen, is born!
Firen: I've destroyed the fire!
John: See? To kill fire you use him! Not water or dirt!
Louis: Ok, I'll go get the rest of em! For my dead mother! *glares at Deep*
Deep: ...
Bandit #7: Dump the hot liquid steel on him!
SPLASH!!!
Henry: Oh well, he's dead. Let's go home!
Davis: *grabs Henry* You must be part of us. So we can right all thsoe wrogns and destroy all that is evil! You cannot leave, young lad! We will fight until we reach the darkness of Julian or die trying like he just did.
Louis; YARGH!!! *comes out of hot steel*
Bandit #8: Holy hell!
Henry: Let go of me! I want to go hooome!
Louis: *walks towards Deep* You will pay...for killing me...you used to be such a sweet little boy...but now you have angered me...
Deep: Mrs. Blitz?!
Louis: *echoing sounds* Tax...tax...tax...tax...
Deep: He's possessed by his mom!!
John: That's the scariest thing! I wouldn't want my mom to possess me!
Rudolf: You don't have one.
John: Yeah, but if I did, I wouldn't want to...
Freeze: I'll take care of the shiny gooey monster! Look it here, person! I hate the tax and prices too, but I wouldn't posess my son for revenge, I'd do it myself!!
Firen: You have a son?
Freeze: Shush!
Henry: I WANT HOME! I WANT HOME!!
Davis: Silence, lad! For-
Dennis: There's too many of theeemmmm!!!! LOOKIT!!! A TIED UP PERSON!!!
Woody: *frees the tied up person* There you are!
Jack: Thanks for freeing me. I was trying to put up a trap because I was hunting and I got trapped myself!
Louis: Tax...tax...tax...tax....*SLAM!*
Freeze: Argh!
Firen: Oh no! Freeze has fallen over the cliff! Oh, my poor long lost brother is now literally lost, why? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TAKE HIM?!
Freeze: I'm alive!
Firen: Oh for god's sakes, why can't you die?!?!?!
Freeze: =.=;;;
Henry: I wanna go hooome!!! WAAAAAH!!!!!!
John: And I thought I was immature and stupid!
Rudolf; You are immature and stupid.
John: I hate you.
Dennis: You know, I always wondered why Lion Forest is called Lion Forest...
ROARRR!!!!!
Dennis: Oh.
Woody: Those aren't lions! They're-
????: That's right, we are the Liger.
Louis: I...need...
Freeze: You need THIS! *throws a rock at Louis*
POINK!
Louis: Hey! I'm alive! And wow, I have a suit of armour! WOW! *struggles* ...that I can't take off....
Davis: Then how, may I ask, shall you do your business in the washroom, young Louis?
John: Oh, that's because this is all really a game and people outside are using us, that if we die we'll come back to life, meaning we don't need to do daily human things such as that.
Silence...
Rudolf: Sometimes you're too weird for your own good...
Liger: Hello...
Dennis: Wait a minute! There is only one of you!
Liger: Nonsense! I am Liger the President, this here *points at self* is Liger Vice President, and this is *points at self* is Liger Secretary, and here *points at self* is Liger treasury...
More silence...
Liger: Oh, Liger President, I must go visit my sick mother! Ok Liger Treasury, you may go. Thank you Liger President!
Firen: What a crazy loon..
Liger: No, monsieur Firen, we are the liger.
Henry: Damn it! Because I did not go home I have a splinter! SEE?!?! I'M GOING TO DIE NOW!
BAM!!
Big guy in shades: Hehehe, so, I see many of my bandits haven fallen to you warriors. But nay, none shall get pass I! Attack, my hunters!
Hunter #1: YAH!!
Dozens of arrows rain down upon our heroes! Many dodge, but because our young hero is in Davis's grasp, he cannot dodge!
Big guy in shades: You may call me Mark! And none shall come pass ME!
Henry: Ahhh! I have a splinter! A splinter!
Deep: And soon you'll have a really large splinter if you don't shut up!
Davis: This is our first major battle, my comrades! Lads, we must all bring up our strength to attack such evil and villainy. That prevents us from surpassing throguh the dangerous path unto victory! Nay shall we stop, nay shall one stop us! For we, together, are unbeatable, unstoppable! We all must muster our strength and defeat them. We all must win!
Woody: Wait! Someone's missing!
Louis: Where's John?
Deep: The liger is gone too...
Rudolf: Good riddance.
To be continued...
------------------
Well that wasn't so bad, now was it? I just hope all comments on that particular story when commenting, now it is time for the next story! Of Rei and Max!
Bracket away!
( Click here for Yaoi! )
Quote of the Day: We can't bomb them! They love war! We must bomb peace!
Colour of the day: Electric Blue
Name of the day: Rivenfire
-spot
