Some Unheard Coaching

The Canucks suck in the shootout.

They suck like hell, like crap.

DON'T PUT NASLUND ON IF HE HASN'T SCORED A SHOOTOUT GOAL.
DON'T PUT BERTUZZI ON IF HE ALWAYS PASSES AND GETS NO EXPERIENCE IN SHOOTING.

You can't rely on the top two forever.

I don't blame Auld, the winning shootout goal was clever, but I fucking hate those Flames now. I am not happy. You DON'T GET FANS ALL EXCITED AT HOME, AND THEN LOSE. YOU DON'T LOSE 4 TIMES IN A ROW AT HOME WHEN IT WAS YOUR BEST.

The Flames, the Oilers, the Avalanche, and the Minnesota Wild can die. The Flames has a bunch of fans that rub it into your faces, the Oilers always, always, ALWAYS try to be nicer when they aren't. The Avalanche is self explanatory and are the only team we were able to KILL OFF, and the Wild I don't really care, they're boring.

I would rather beat Calgary at least once than defeat both Detroit and Ottawa, the top teams. For the love of the god, focus on your god damned division. That is all.

Goodbye playoffs.
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Oh one more thing, Merry Christmas.

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"But it is true, Alberta owns BC in hockey. Fans are being pessimistic, but one thing's for sure. We will bite into both their faces, by winning with this roster, maybe not the cup, but at least the division, and I say I am proud to support that!"

"Us Canucks can defeat the Wild, defeat the Avalanche, and can even defeat the Red Wings, Senators, Rangers, and the Flyers! We will fight back at Alberta with flying colours. Today we didn't win, today we didn't do the best, but we had our effort, so we got to bring this effort with us and WIN THE REMATCH!"

"Auld isn't god, but he plays a great Jesus. It's too bad he got nailed into the cross today."

-spot, I really hope I get some comments, three commentless posts in a row is really a no-no, -_-