The Rollout Attack

So, I Gaia and PLAY POKEMON CRYSTAL. (and SSB64)

And Gaia is easy, because all I do there is read the forums (GD, ED, GCD, but not the CB, I absolutely hate the CB, because it's boring to read there...and I don't find post-whoring [poll-whoring is a different thing all together though, xD] a good way to make gold. No, I want other ways of making gold...like...I dunno, refreshing every 5 seconds.)

Otherwise, I'm here to rant about Pokemon Crystal. Now, you know all those experts and even the NPCs on the game tell you the advantage-types over some Pokemon, right? Well I'm NOT listening to them because I don't want to beat a water Pokemon with an electric pokemon, I want to beat a water Pokemon with a FIRE POKEMON.

So I figure just level-whoring them would win, but not in Goldenrod, oh no. I thought I had it all, freshly caught lvl. 13 Growlithe that I trained up to lvl. 15, and a beautiful Jigglypuff I named Spot, which was stuck in level 12 because my cut is on Bellsprout which I named evil since while capturing it it killed my Sentret and Pidgey, the point being, I didn't like Bellsprout. Anyway, I thought I could beat the Gym Leader with my level 23 Quilava, now before I continue, read over this chart:

Level       Pokemon      Name   
23            Quilava          Li
20            Furret             Sasuke
20            Pidgetotto     Neji
15            Growlithe      Corrupt
12            Jigglypuff       Spot
0               EGG               EGG

Those were the Pokemon I brought into the Gym. Now, I was going to use Corrupt and Spot to fight against level 9's or 13's, in which I did to train them up, and my top three Pokemon for serious battling. I was doing all fine (and using Spot to make all their Pokemon fall asleep was rather fun, =D) until WHITNEY, the Gymleader. I killed her Clefairy fine, but her goddamned COW WAS SO CHEAP. It's rollout, which is probably equivalent to Chouji's bloodline jutsu in Naruto WAS KILLING ALL MY POKEMON. First, I threw out Li, who was 3 levels higher than the cow. (Sorry I forget its name, XP) And then it used Rollout, LITERALLY FLATTENED MY POKEMON AND it was weak, so I returned Li and threw out Neji, because I thought Neji was all awesome since it is awesome, but then THE ROLLOUT ONE-HIT KO'ED MY NEJI!!! And all my attacks were ineffective, (except maybe Mudslap, but Sasuke was dead by the time I realized that) So I SUPER-POTIONED Li, and threw out Sasuke, who got flattened and died as well.

So I sent Li back out, all healed...AND ITS ROLLOUT ONE-HIT-KO'ED MY QUILAVA! So I revived my Quilava, sent out Corrupt in the mean time and IT STEPPED ON IT! (Stomp) This cow was seriously getting on my nerves. So I had to throw out Spot, and while I super-potioned Li again, IT POPPED SPOT BY ROLLING ON IT AGAIN!!! >< So I threw out Quilava and it was finally down to red on its HP, WHEN IT USED ITS MILK ATTACK AND HEALED!! BIG TIME! I have one Pokemon left, weak, and IT HEALS TO ALMOST MAXIMUM HP!!!

That GODDAMN COW!!!!! So I had to lose and I realized I saved waaay back in Route 32...-_-, but that's ok because that was when I was bicycling up there to find a Wooper. AND THERE ARE NO WOOPERS IN THE MORNING WHEN THEY SAY SO!!!! Grrr...
I want a Wooper, Wooper I want! BIG HEAD, point things on its side, so I got REALLY frustrated trying to get a Wooper.

Also, it's REALLY hard to get Growlithe to stay in that Pokeball, because I didn't want it to faint, so I attempted Great Balls and wasted TWO GREAT BALLS ON IT, then I accidentally killed it trying to make it weaker, so I looked again and accidentally killed another one, then looked again and weakened it to RED HP, but then I figure throwing a regular Pokeball would work and it DIDN'T so I threw a GREAT BALL and finally caught it. I WASTED 3 GREAT BALLS AND A POKEBALL TRYING TO CATCH A GROWLITHE!!!

On the other hand, Jigglypuff got caught pretty easily. =P Jigglypuff is one of my favourite Pokemon due to Super Smash Brothers, I LOVE JIGGLYPUFF on there because we all know Kirby is incredibly cheap on it, so I went to the alternate balloon character, Jigglypuff. Jigglypuff is even better in Melee, her--hear this--ROLLOUT attack is awesome in Melee...no wonder it absolutely PWNED me in Crystal, aie...I'm am seriously teaching Jigglypuf rollout if it doesn't learn it itself on Crystal, that is one serious attack.

Oh beautiful Jigglypuff...=)

My goal will be to have a Lvl. 100 Typlosion, Lvl. 100 Pidgeot, Lvl. 100 Furret, Lvl. 100 Arcanine, Lvl. 100 Houndoom, Lvl. 100 Jigglypuff, and a Lvl. 100 Wooper by the end of the game. And maybe the legendary dog Pokemon too. (I don't really care for the birds...maybe...)

Yesh, I adore Jigglypuff so much it's one of my avatars.