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Aug. 24th, 2006 01:41 pmI don't know. What can cause this? Boredom? Just...the random train of thought? Recently I've just been doing nothing...mind-taking, I guess. What I'm trying to say is that I, a B-Daman/Hockey/Soldat obsessed freak (along with lesser, NOTTOBECALLEDOBSESSION obsessions...like Naruto or or or something). I don't know what I'm actually talking about, really. Here I am, soon to be starting the hockey season as a goalie, wandering around the empty cities of the internet, minding my business on B-Daman stuff, throwing guns and ammunition like a chipmunk in Soldat with others. Weird as it may be...
I love to lurk in a lot of forums, just read what people say. The one topic I try to avoid are the, "WHAT IS THE WORST ANIME EVER" topics. In my opinion, the worst anime ever made was Yu Gi Oh. Now I know a million people who will object, but whenever I watched Yu Gi Oh (The dub, I don't CARE for the sub) it's not the dub that puts me off, it's the concept. I mean sure there's this guy with a hair of wack throwing cards on to advanced technologies, giant monsters appearing in all their mighty power and they "duel" it out to be the best, to save the world, TO SAVE PEOPLE'S SOULS. Oddly enough that concept is rather similar to B-Daman.
Here's Yamato, his hair is full of wack (If it can stab you it is wack) with those overused goggles (Naruto used to wear em, many Digimon peepz wore em...) just like...THE HAPPIEST KITTY IN THE WOOORLD! Well, he accomplished nothing so far. The whole RELATED concept is that he uses this little gundam toy, that shoots these little marbles THAT CAN KILL...I mean, for fun. Now, in Yu-Gi-Oh you must treat your cards well, even though sacrificing them is part of the game. For B-Daman it is the same, TREAT THOSE B-Daman like your friends! Treat those Pokemon as your friends! Treat those Digimon as your friends! Treat those bit-beasts as your friends, ok, we got to the point.
I mean, does anybody think seeing an NC-17-rated fanfiction that warns of sexually explicit and incredibe violence on it...AND IT'S ABOUT HAMTARO MAKE IT SEEM WEIRD?! No, I don't find hamster whores and hamster gore very amusing. But what was its original concept? "WERE ALL FRIENDS! WE'RE LITTLE HAMSTERS BIG ADVENTURES!" So Bijou's just cheated on Hamtaro twice with a few hundred hamsters, while Hamtaro was in San Andreas shooting some black hamsters! OH HOW RACIST!
Another concept similar is that "saving the world" kind of part. LOTS of shows have saving the world, it's a VERY big thing to think about. Or, even stopping evil from DESTROYING the world, which is basically saving the world, but some animes have it, "STOP THE GUY FROM WORLD DOMINATION", which is NOT as evil as DESTROYING THE WORLD AND KILLING EVERYBODY. Then there's the souls. I can completely say, that since in B-Daman you can put "B-Da" before practically ANY word, that "B-Daspirits" means "spirits" and "spirits" is a synonym for "souls". SO THEY TOOK THEIR SOULS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Actually, WORLD DOMINATION COULD be as evil as DESTROYING THE WORLD. It's from a point of view. It is more evil to take control of everything, HAVE SLAVERY, WAR CONSTANTLY, AND PAIN FOR ETERNITY?! Or is better to just make the Earth go BOOM! In painless death?!?! I just find Yu Gi Oh rather boring. I'm not a "Monster" fan (so I hated MONSTER RANCHERS or whatever it's called, too) nor was any of the characters on that show EYE-TAKING. I mean sure, Yugi's hair is WACK, YO! But EVEN IF IT'S SHADED 2343 colours and spikes up 300 feet, I WILL notice the eyes more than the hair. And I don't really like the eye style in Yu Gi Oh either, and in battling it tended to be repetitve...NOTHING new happened. Oh sure, I GOT THIS NEW DISKY THINGY KAIBA MADE FOR PORTABLE DUELS! In B-Daman they don't just SHOOT at each other, there are other types of battles, it was DIVERSE. =)
But, even of ALL THOSE REASONS MEANT NOTHING, my next, and REALLY REALLY biased opinion will be my answer. So, before I continue, I will say a big, "Fuck you!' to you people who say B-Daman (Or even Beyblade, OR EVEN POKEMON, OR EVEN YUGIOH, XDDDD) are the worst Animes either. Heck, EVEN BOBOBOBO-BOBOBO is good and I NEVER SEEN IT, I LIKE THE TITLE!!! Want the WORST Anime ever?! Dubbed Anime are only a few select of ALL THE ANIME, there's probably crappy ones back in Japan that even the DUBBERS didn't want to dub. I mean they must've found some potential in the Anime for it TO BE DUBBED, OR WHY DUB IT?! See my point?!
Okay, here's the REALLY REALLY biased part.
You ALL know how predictable this is going to be. So I will repeat, THIS IS VERY PREDICTABLE AND YOU ALL KNOW IT. My next reason is because Spot is the big ADORER for "Cute people, Chinese people, and just PERSONALITY-TWISTED people in Anime". For example, Rei from Beyblade was yawning when he first showed up, ZOMG JERK ALERT! But then he changed in like 5 seconds! But he also betrayed his before people, ZOMG JERK ALERT AGAIN! With no note! STUPIDITY! Then he gets all hero-like and almost dies! THEN the next season he gets TOO MUSCULAR, then in 3rd season HE BETRAYS AGAIN! And then he's STILL MUSCULAR but now is the BIG BAD MAN WITH DBZ MOVES AND ALL (The biggest bad man is Kai, obviously) so yes, lots of "changes".
And then there's Max, cute, adorable, happy-go-lucky, BUT HE CAN BE RAWR!!!! And that puts SPARKLES in Spotty's eye. And others like KIKIMUFFIN (Kevin, xD), and so and so. What do you think I'm saying?
COMBINE IT!! THEN SPLIT IT UP!! You know how Wen says, "YOU COMPLETE ME, BIATCH", well, 'tis true. If you combined those two things up there, then split it up again in a jambled screwed mess, I GIVE YOU THE YONG FA BROTHERS. How? Well, MAX was happy-go-lucky and cute, Rei was CHINESE, and has them eyes that are coloured not real-like. Your RESULT will be these two short kids (Don't ask me how the short gene appeared) both CHINESE from Rei. Wen will get some of the happy-lucky ness (because obviously he isn't that cheerful like a bunny rabbit), and Li takes the CUTENESS gene (WE ALL KNOW HE IS ADORABLE, DENY IT AND DIE) and the "eye" gene gets SEVERELY MUTATED WITH MAX'S THAT IT CREATES THE SEXINESS OF LI'S POWERFUL BETTER THAN ALL POLITICANS EYES!!!
Yes, Li's eyes are more superior than ALL THE POLITICIANS IN THE WORLD! (And if my brother becomes one IT STILL COUNTS) But Wen is not effected by it because the gene is RECESSIVE, and then they GET DROPPED ON THEIR HEADS AS BABIES.
Because both Rei and Max are GOOD HAPPY PEOPLE...
Rei: AMAGAWD! I DROPPED OUR BABY ON THE SIDEWALK!
Max: You think that's bad? I dropped our toddler into the swimming pool!!!
Rei: How is that bad?
Max: THE POOL WAS EMPTY!!!
This is what triggered them to think that they were in fact, ONE PERSON!!!!
*fast forward 5 years*
Wen/Li: *in some cheap 'orphanage' (Their parents ABANDONED THEM)*
Psychiatrist: Okay, I will SAY once again, YOU are Li, and YOU are Wen, YOU ARE NOT WENLI, THE MASTER OF ALL GUNDAMS, WHERE ONE DAY YOU WILL SHRINK THEM AND MAKE THEM SHOOT MARBLES!!!!
Wen/Li: I am Wenli! I will create A NEW WORLD called the B-DaWorld, and shrink gundams to little handheld toys that shoot marbles and can take your eye out!!!
Inuki Eiji: OMG THAT IS INGENIOUS!! *steals idea and makes it happen*
Wen/Li: HE STOLE MY IDEA! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Psychiatrist: OH I GIVE UP!!! *chucks random pieces of styrofoam at the "siamese" "twins"*
And suddenly, the magic of styrofoam REFORMS THEIR CHROMESHOMES (once again, it's not supposed to make sense) and thus they realize...
Kikimuffin: This is the part where they realize something.
Wen: Oooh! CRAYON!!! *wanders off from Li and starts drawing Marda-B*
SUDDENLY...
KABLOOSH! A beam of light from the gods ATTACKS THE PICTURE WEN DREW! And it FORMS INTO A REAL MARDA B!! Then he is CUT AND PASTED above Meowtra Temple!!!!
Wen: WAAAH! IT STOLE MY PICTURE!!
Kikimuffin: AND THEN...
Li: *starts banging various metal things, including a gun, a GUNBLADE, a fork, and a BUTCHER KNIFE!!!*
*Butcher knife is suddenly flinged from Li and hits Wen's face*
Wen: AGGH!! ME FACE!!!
Psychiatrist: ZOMG! THEY ARE CURE-- *gets shot by Li from the gun (Aww, that sounds SO kwute, xDDDD)* *DIES*
Which is my theory that Wen and Li created B-Daman, Wen created the evil side of Marda-B, and it was Li who was the murderer in the unsolved massacre of 1998!!!
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I is rambling too much, =P. KIKIMUFFIN! SUPER SAIYAN JIGGLY PUFF!
Man: OMG! What's that in the sky?!
Yamato: A B-DAMAN?!
Mr. Yamato (Kira): A GIANT GUNDAM?!
Takao: NO! IT'S KIKIMUFFIN!! HERE TO SAVE THE DAAAAY!!!!
Kikimuffin: I am the Kikimuffin! Savior of all things KIKIMUFFIN!!!!
Maxman: WHO'S TAKING MY SPOTLIGHT?!?!
Trenchcoat Max: We don't need another superhero in town! Now do we?!
The Green Midget: If you wanna save yourself from the evils of ME, yes!
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I didn't post last night and thus did it once again where I post last night's stuff NOW! Last night's stuff was written at around 2-4am, and I am very tired, I went to bed at 4:30am and woke up at 8:30am, xD
Spot must find the FOREVER song, the ending theme of B-Daman, it sounds very soft and nice. Not something I expected from B-Daman because generally it has horrible theme music (the music you hear on the actual show and not on the opening or ending are also good, =) )
I was drawing A LOT a night ago, 3:16am, and there I was, drawing many millions of little Wen. I had no idea why, of all people, that I was drawing him. But there's one picture in which I really liked the result, and I'll try to vector and CG it (horribly, as I suck at that, xD) sometime. Last night though I was writing, writing a story of detectives, of murders of...crossovers. =D Trenchcoat Max is back to solve a murder case, one that was actually not meant to happen, one that was committed by someone from the other fandom...and not the Green Midget.
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I DID IT AGAIN! WHY! WHY! I DID NOT POST YET AGAIN!!! AMAGAWDZZS
Well I'm posting now.
Hurrah for adrenalin.
I love to lurk in a lot of forums, just read what people say. The one topic I try to avoid are the, "WHAT IS THE WORST ANIME EVER" topics. In my opinion, the worst anime ever made was Yu Gi Oh. Now I know a million people who will object, but whenever I watched Yu Gi Oh (The dub, I don't CARE for the sub) it's not the dub that puts me off, it's the concept. I mean sure there's this guy with a hair of wack throwing cards on to advanced technologies, giant monsters appearing in all their mighty power and they "duel" it out to be the best, to save the world, TO SAVE PEOPLE'S SOULS. Oddly enough that concept is rather similar to B-Daman.
Here's Yamato, his hair is full of wack (If it can stab you it is wack) with those overused goggles (Naruto used to wear em, many Digimon peepz wore em...) just like...THE HAPPIEST KITTY IN THE WOOORLD! Well, he accomplished nothing so far. The whole RELATED concept is that he uses this little gundam toy, that shoots these little marbles THAT CAN KILL...I mean, for fun. Now, in Yu-Gi-Oh you must treat your cards well, even though sacrificing them is part of the game. For B-Daman it is the same, TREAT THOSE B-Daman like your friends! Treat those Pokemon as your friends! Treat those Digimon as your friends! Treat those bit-beasts as your friends, ok, we got to the point.
I mean, does anybody think seeing an NC-17-rated fanfiction that warns of sexually explicit and incredibe violence on it...AND IT'S ABOUT HAMTARO MAKE IT SEEM WEIRD?! No, I don't find hamster whores and hamster gore very amusing. But what was its original concept? "WERE ALL FRIENDS! WE'RE LITTLE HAMSTERS BIG ADVENTURES!" So Bijou's just cheated on Hamtaro twice with a few hundred hamsters, while Hamtaro was in San Andreas shooting some black hamsters! OH HOW RACIST!
Another concept similar is that "saving the world" kind of part. LOTS of shows have saving the world, it's a VERY big thing to think about. Or, even stopping evil from DESTROYING the world, which is basically saving the world, but some animes have it, "STOP THE GUY FROM WORLD DOMINATION", which is NOT as evil as DESTROYING THE WORLD AND KILLING EVERYBODY. Then there's the souls. I can completely say, that since in B-Daman you can put "B-Da" before practically ANY word, that "B-Daspirits" means "spirits" and "spirits" is a synonym for "souls". SO THEY TOOK THEIR SOULS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Actually, WORLD DOMINATION COULD be as evil as DESTROYING THE WORLD. It's from a point of view. It is more evil to take control of everything, HAVE SLAVERY, WAR CONSTANTLY, AND PAIN FOR ETERNITY?! Or is better to just make the Earth go BOOM! In painless death?!?! I just find Yu Gi Oh rather boring. I'm not a "Monster" fan (so I hated MONSTER RANCHERS or whatever it's called, too) nor was any of the characters on that show EYE-TAKING. I mean sure, Yugi's hair is WACK, YO! But EVEN IF IT'S SHADED 2343 colours and spikes up 300 feet, I WILL notice the eyes more than the hair. And I don't really like the eye style in Yu Gi Oh either, and in battling it tended to be repetitve...NOTHING new happened. Oh sure, I GOT THIS NEW DISKY THINGY KAIBA MADE FOR PORTABLE DUELS! In B-Daman they don't just SHOOT at each other, there are other types of battles, it was DIVERSE. =)
But, even of ALL THOSE REASONS MEANT NOTHING, my next, and REALLY REALLY biased opinion will be my answer. So, before I continue, I will say a big, "Fuck you!' to you people who say B-Daman (Or even Beyblade, OR EVEN POKEMON, OR EVEN YUGIOH, XDDDD) are the worst Animes either. Heck, EVEN BOBOBOBO-BOBOBO is good and I NEVER SEEN IT, I LIKE THE TITLE!!! Want the WORST Anime ever?! Dubbed Anime are only a few select of ALL THE ANIME, there's probably crappy ones back in Japan that even the DUBBERS didn't want to dub. I mean they must've found some potential in the Anime for it TO BE DUBBED, OR WHY DUB IT?! See my point?!
Okay, here's the REALLY REALLY biased part.
You ALL know how predictable this is going to be. So I will repeat, THIS IS VERY PREDICTABLE AND YOU ALL KNOW IT. My next reason is because Spot is the big ADORER for "Cute people, Chinese people, and just PERSONALITY-TWISTED people in Anime". For example, Rei from Beyblade was yawning when he first showed up, ZOMG JERK ALERT! But then he changed in like 5 seconds! But he also betrayed his before people, ZOMG JERK ALERT AGAIN! With no note! STUPIDITY! Then he gets all hero-like and almost dies! THEN the next season he gets TOO MUSCULAR, then in 3rd season HE BETRAYS AGAIN! And then he's STILL MUSCULAR but now is the BIG BAD MAN WITH DBZ MOVES AND ALL (The biggest bad man is Kai, obviously) so yes, lots of "changes".
And then there's Max, cute, adorable, happy-go-lucky, BUT HE CAN BE RAWR!!!! And that puts SPARKLES in Spotty's eye. And others like KIKIMUFFIN (Kevin, xD), and so and so. What do you think I'm saying?
COMBINE IT!! THEN SPLIT IT UP!! You know how Wen says, "YOU COMPLETE ME, BIATCH", well, 'tis true. If you combined those two things up there, then split it up again in a jambled screwed mess, I GIVE YOU THE YONG FA BROTHERS. How? Well, MAX was happy-go-lucky and cute, Rei was CHINESE, and has them eyes that are coloured not real-like. Your RESULT will be these two short kids (Don't ask me how the short gene appeared) both CHINESE from Rei. Wen will get some of the happy-lucky ness (because obviously he isn't that cheerful like a bunny rabbit), and Li takes the CUTENESS gene (WE ALL KNOW HE IS ADORABLE, DENY IT AND DIE) and the "eye" gene gets SEVERELY MUTATED WITH MAX'S THAT IT CREATES THE SEXINESS OF LI'S POWERFUL BETTER THAN ALL POLITICANS EYES!!!
Yes, Li's eyes are more superior than ALL THE POLITICIANS IN THE WORLD! (And if my brother becomes one IT STILL COUNTS) But Wen is not effected by it because the gene is RECESSIVE, and then they GET DROPPED ON THEIR HEADS AS BABIES.
Because both Rei and Max are GOOD HAPPY PEOPLE...
Rei: AMAGAWD! I DROPPED OUR BABY ON THE SIDEWALK!
Max: You think that's bad? I dropped our toddler into the swimming pool!!!
Rei: How is that bad?
Max: THE POOL WAS EMPTY!!!
This is what triggered them to think that they were in fact, ONE PERSON!!!!
*fast forward 5 years*
Wen/Li: *in some cheap 'orphanage' (Their parents ABANDONED THEM)*
Psychiatrist: Okay, I will SAY once again, YOU are Li, and YOU are Wen, YOU ARE NOT WENLI, THE MASTER OF ALL GUNDAMS, WHERE ONE DAY YOU WILL SHRINK THEM AND MAKE THEM SHOOT MARBLES!!!!
Wen/Li: I am Wenli! I will create A NEW WORLD called the B-DaWorld, and shrink gundams to little handheld toys that shoot marbles and can take your eye out!!!
Inuki Eiji: OMG THAT IS INGENIOUS!! *steals idea and makes it happen*
Wen/Li: HE STOLE MY IDEA! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Psychiatrist: OH I GIVE UP!!! *chucks random pieces of styrofoam at the "siamese" "twins"*
And suddenly, the magic of styrofoam REFORMS THEIR CHROMESHOMES (once again, it's not supposed to make sense) and thus they realize...
Kikimuffin: This is the part where they realize something.
Wen: Oooh! CRAYON!!! *wanders off from Li and starts drawing Marda-B*
SUDDENLY...
KABLOOSH! A beam of light from the gods ATTACKS THE PICTURE WEN DREW! And it FORMS INTO A REAL MARDA B!! Then he is CUT AND PASTED above Meowtra Temple!!!!
Wen: WAAAH! IT STOLE MY PICTURE!!
Kikimuffin: AND THEN...
Li: *starts banging various metal things, including a gun, a GUNBLADE, a fork, and a BUTCHER KNIFE!!!*
*Butcher knife is suddenly flinged from Li and hits Wen's face*
Wen: AGGH!! ME FACE!!!
Psychiatrist: ZOMG! THEY ARE CURE-- *gets shot by Li from the gun (Aww, that sounds SO kwute, xDDDD)* *DIES*
Which is my theory that Wen and Li created B-Daman, Wen created the evil side of Marda-B, and it was Li who was the murderer in the unsolved massacre of 1998!!!
---
I is rambling too much, =P. KIKIMUFFIN! SUPER SAIYAN JIGGLY PUFF!
Man: OMG! What's that in the sky?!
Yamato: A B-DAMAN?!
Mr. Yamato (Kira): A GIANT GUNDAM?!
Takao: NO! IT'S KIKIMUFFIN!! HERE TO SAVE THE DAAAAY!!!!
Kikimuffin: I am the Kikimuffin! Savior of all things KIKIMUFFIN!!!!
Maxman: WHO'S TAKING MY SPOTLIGHT?!?!
Trenchcoat Max: We don't need another superhero in town! Now do we?!
The Green Midget: If you wanna save yourself from the evils of ME, yes!
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I didn't post last night and thus did it once again where I post last night's stuff NOW! Last night's stuff was written at around 2-4am, and I am very tired, I went to bed at 4:30am and woke up at 8:30am, xD
Spot must find the FOREVER song, the ending theme of B-Daman, it sounds very soft and nice. Not something I expected from B-Daman because generally it has horrible theme music (the music you hear on the actual show and not on the opening or ending are also good, =) )
I was drawing A LOT a night ago, 3:16am, and there I was, drawing many millions of little Wen. I had no idea why, of all people, that I was drawing him. But there's one picture in which I really liked the result, and I'll try to vector and CG it (horribly, as I suck at that, xD) sometime. Last night though I was writing, writing a story of detectives, of murders of...crossovers. =D Trenchcoat Max is back to solve a murder case, one that was actually not meant to happen, one that was committed by someone from the other fandom...and not the Green Midget.
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I DID IT AGAIN! WHY! WHY! I DID NOT POST YET AGAIN!!! AMAGAWDZZS
Well I'm posting now.
Hurrah for adrenalin.
