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WARNING: THIS POST IS QUITE MORBID. I scared myself. ><
I have many things I must say. No, it is not a will to give you all my stuff. >>
Firstly, I IS SPEAKETH aboot...aboot...abooooot...
BISHOUNEN!
Well, you see, I bought a winter fox mink on Gaia (which I will pretend that it is an actual fox pet/plushie, no matter how untrue that may be) and it is now hugging me leg on there. I also have a Gwee and a Mochi, and I have decided to NAME them. Yes, corny, and yes, I am itching towards the bishie part.
For you see, these are teh names.
MY GWEE IS CALLED KOUROH, and I will not explain why I called it Kouroh.
My little cute puppy is named Ochii, which is kind of obvious why I named it so.
And finally, my fluffydead fox is called Nuuta. Woot.
What does that spell?! KON! Hahahaha.
Okay, why did I talk about that before I got to BISHIES, huh?! BECAUSE ANIMALS ARE CUTE. But are BISHIES cute? Yes, they are. Bishounen is basically, "Pretty Boy", and pretty boys can be HOT, SMEXEH, or...yes, KWUTE. I mean, most people don't consider these cute little boys running around,completely vulnerable to pedophiles, as bishounen, but oddly enough, they ARE pretty and they ARE boys thus they DO gain the title of BISHOUNEN! But since ALL little boys seem to be kwute, ARE ALL LITTLE BOYS BISHOUNEN?! ARE THEY MUCH TOOOOO YOUNG?! CAN THEY ONLY GAIN THIS TITLE BY STAYING KWUTE OR LOOKING YOUNGER AS THEY GROW OLDER LIKE MAX?!
I still can't believe I missed today's B-DamanRerun Episode, even though the only good parts is an evil...."Bishie" and an angsty "Chibi Hybrid of Kenshin et Duo", but what the hell are we to do? xP. Last night I was drawing (as I was the night before, O_o) and I drew my little "tooobsessivetothem" characters in Naruto ninja clothing. (Somewhat inspired by lots of Ninja clothes at you-know-where) And it looked odd, but somewhat...not odd. O_o. I mean, if they really WERE actual CHARACTERS in the little overrated Anime, (and I portrayed them as lost ninjas or whatever they may be called) that'd be pretty awesome. I gave CHOKED (XDDD CHOKED! [Chibi Hybrid of Kenshin et Duo]) an enormous kunai as a weapon. (Which I seriously hope has not been done before or I will be incredibly upset over such a small little thing)
Also, Syaoran On CracK (SOCK), to me will be called a bishie, because Spot is biased and said so.
So from this point on, I will dub teh Blue Dragon, CHOKED, and teh Red Dragon, SOCK. Thus, combining it to mean Choked Sock. I love Choked Sock, don't you? They are very great characters in the world of marbles. (Which I will dub for LEthal BallS (O___o) as L.E.B.S)
Now let us continue. The Very Lebby Choked Sock is an important thing to Spot. For one, they are brothers, marvelous brothers to Spot. Brothers are a good thing.
Okay, this new name sounds like a choked lesbian sock. I am scaring myself.
But you all know socks are awesome, they smell great, they go on your feet, and they have sexy eyes staring back at you whenever you look down. Which gives you many-a-nightmares, I presume. And if you're a girl, WHAT LUCK! Those socks are female (somewhat, O___o) and are in love with you. But it's too bad because they're dead, for they were choked to death by some homophobes.
From this day on I will call B-Daman haters, Sock Homophobes.
*Omg, I wanna rename Urban Run, Choked Sock, xD*
So, let us play REWRITE ALL OF LEBBY WITH THIS STUFF, xD (With other incredibly stupid aliases)
Once upon a time, there was the Takato-Cat. All happy and fluffy, he had lived the first few years of his life with cats, being raised by them. His real parents are COMPLETLEH UNKNOWN! Suddenly a beautiful woman, the Goddess of Sardine Sandwiches appeared. (GOSS, =P) Goss was a beautiful woman who ran a place called the Cat Cafe. And found little Takato-Cat and adopted him.
Meanwhile, a big wise fat cat by the name of THE CAT IN THE HAT, FOR HE WORE A HAT YET NO OTHER GARMENTS, YOU PEEEEEEERVERT! Built a BEAUTIFUL machine, a machine which he ripped off from the designs of Gundams after watching TEE VEE. (Although his favourite program was Pretty Girl Sammy or whatever it may be called) And ROARED ON!!!
Cat in the Hat: THIS BEAUTIFUL TOOL MUST BE PROTECTED FROM THE EVILS OF THE COMPLETELY UNSEXY ALLIANCE TROUPE! (*Cough*ShadowAlliance*Cough*) (THCUAT) Oh great godly Blue Pokemon! Please send this wonderful tool to be PROTECTED!
Thus, the Blue Pokemon (AKA BDa-Mage) sent the little weapon, now known as THE BLADE, to Takato-Cat, who was sleeping with the kitties.
Okay, like, 6 years later man.
Takato-Cat: I'm gonna get sugar, OK GOSS?!
Goss: HOW DARE YOU CALL ME GOSS?! I AM YOUR MOTHER! CALL ME MOM, FORMALLY!!
Okay, let's this skip this and get going! TO the INTERVENE OF...PONCHO!!
Poncho: HEY! Bull has a BIGGER poncho than me, WHY AM I CALLED PONCHO?!
Because Bull is called Pongo.
Poncho: ...
DADADA!
GOSS: Takato-Cat! It's been 6 years since I've found you, HAPPY BIRTHDAY SOMEWHAT!!
Takato-Cat: YAY!!! *about to blow out candles* I wish for..A LEBB (B-Daman) OF MY OWN!!
BOOM!!
Poncho: *kills cake* HAND OVER THE BLADE OR THE CAKE GETS IT.
Takato-Cat: YOU ALREADY DESTROYED MY CAKE!! >=(
Poncho: Oh, right. HAND OVER THE BLADE STILL.
Takato-Cat: What Da Fack is "The Blade"?!
Goss: TAKATO-CAT! LANGUAGE!!!
Takato-Cat: WHAT?! FACK IS NOT A SWEAR WORD!
The Blade: *BOOM, flies into hands, blahblah, Takato-Cat wins, THE END! ...uh, I mean*
Pongo: BWHAHAHA! I HAVE COME TO STEAL THE BLADE!
Top Hat: (Ababa) WHO IS THIS?!?! WTF?! THIS WAS NOT IN THE SCRIPT! Choked, Sock! GO YELL AT THE DIRECTIORS!
Choked: Err, Top Hat-Sama, the "directors" are dead. This is not a TV Show, stop thinking it's a TV show, IT'S THE REAL THING!
Top Hat: I DEMAND THE DIRECTORS' HEAD OR I WILL QUIT! I am a very important actor.
Sock: Okay, let's go kill some random people and call them directors.
EPISODE TWO...
Was boring. xDDD EPISODE THREE...was also boring.
EPISODE FOUR:
Takato-Cat: So you're saying these two brothers named Choked and Sock are hanging around Ice Screw Mountain?! (YES IT LOOKED LIKE A SCREW, >>)
Poncho: Yeah, and they're good Lebby-Battlers (Oh GAWD). You'd want a CHALLENGE, RIGHT?!
Takato-Cat: YES I DO! LET'S GO!!
*At Ice Screw Mountain*
Takato-Cat: C'MON! WE HAVE TO LAUNCH THE BIG LEBBY-MAN IF WE WANT TO LIVE!
Poncho: Alright then! *throws Lebb onto Pongo's hands*
Pongo: *turns into SUPER SAIYAN PONGO!!!* RAWR! LET ME HANDLE THIS! KAMEHAMEHA!!
*BOOOM! Shoots the wall apart*
Takato-Cat: Well, we didn't need the Lebb after all!
ZABOOM! Iceberg falls, Poncho saves Takato-Cat AND SUDDENLY...
Choked: *sniff* Poncho, HOW COULD YOU!!! T__T
Sock: Um, hello?! IT'S OUR DEBUT!!!!
Choked: What?! I was practicing for a Soap Op-- er I mean, OKAY! Let's go introduce ourselves! =D
Sock: >>
Choked: HEY PONCHO! YOU'RE AN AWESOME LEBBY-PLAYER!
Sock: You're not called "Hurricane Poncho" for nuthin!
Takato-Cat: What in the name of meowmix was that?!
Choked: BIG BROTHER--
SOck: You know calling yourself Big Brother and Little Brother is kind of stupid. -_-
Choked: WELL HOW DO WE INTRODUCE OURSELVES, HUH?!
Sock: OBSERVE. Hey Takato-Cat! Can I see your Blade?!
Takato-Cat: You mean my precious one-of-a-kind LEBBY-MAN?! NO! GO AWAY!
Sock: ...um Poncho, can we see your Zepyhr?!
Poncho: Well, being the overly-trustful guy I am...WHY NOT?! This better not be a scheme to put my lebb into a giant ice spike, would it?
Sock: Aww, would I do that to a good frie-- *snatches Zephyr and smacks it into a giant ice spike* BWAHAHAHA!
Poncho: HEEEY!! YOU LIED!!
Sock: I'm evil. I can lie. XP
Poncho: But...but...THAT'S NOT NICE!! T___T
Choked; YEAH! HOW DARE YOU TAKE PONCHO'S LEBB?! *takes it out and gives it to POncho* there you go!
Sock: Well, I AM an evil Sock.
Poncho: Oh, can I call you Sock Puppet?!
Sock: ...
Choked: HEY PONCHO! You ARE working for THCUAT, right?!
Takato-Cat: NO! THAT CANNOT BE TRUE! YOU BETRAYED ME PONCHO! WAH! *runs away*
Pongo: WAIT FOR ME!!!
Poncho: LOOK WHAT YOU DID! I HATE YOU GUYS!!!
Choked: WAAAAH! PONCHO HATES ME!!!! I'm gonna go cut myself, then hang myself, and if I'm possibly still alive, jump off a cliff into a shark-infested lake--
Sock: That's okay, we can replace you like we did with the other Choke--err...I mean...
Choked: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Poncho: SHH, it's supposed to be a secret! Don't make us murder Choked #454 like we did with #432 when HE found out!!
Sock: Sorry. -_-
EPISODE SIX!!!
Takato-Cat: Wahh, I is depressed. ><
GOSS: Well, being the goddess that I am. I heard of a wise cat called The Cat in the Hat! He will teach you all about Lebbs, and because your messing up business by making us look depressing. >=(
Takato-Cat: OKAY! C'MON TOMTOM! (Tommi) *runs off*
*runs around for a few hours*
Takato-Cat: Walalala...OOH! SOME MYSTERIOUS PEAR-LOOKING FRUIT!! ME MUST EAT EVEN THOUGH MOST FRUITS IN THIS FOREST IS RUMOURED TO BE POISONOUS!
*SNAP!*
Takato-Cat: OMG WHO STOLE THE POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS FRUIT?!
Tweety: I thought I taw a puddy-tat!
Takato-Cat: GIVE ME BACK MY POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS FRUIT!!!!
Tweety: I did, I did taw a puddy-tat!!!
Takato-Cat: GIVE IT!
Tweety: I am a great ninja from some clan in a Japan-like place, even though Japan doesn't exist in the Lebby World! BUT NO MATTER, THIS FRUIT IS MINE, LADDIE!
TomTom: *eats Potentially Dangerous Fruit*
Tweety: NUUUUUUUU!!!
Cat in the Hat: WHO ATE THE FRUIT FROM THE FORBIDDEN TREE?!
*crickets*
Cat in the Hat: Well, since you two are the only people within the forest...I WILL PUNISH YOU FOR EATING/STEALING THAT FRUIT! First, you must draw circles and trianges ten thousand times STIMANTOUSLY!!!
Takato-Cat/Tweety: AWWWW...
*hours upon hours later*
Sock: Blah, I'm bored. Should I use the recycled Choked paper to attack Takato-Cat?! I'm so bored. -_-
Top Hat: Not until the directors give me a raise.
Choked: WILL YOU SHUT UP ALREADY?!?! SOMEONE TELL ME WHY I CAN'T REMEMBER MY PAST! ALL I REMEMBER IS WAKING UP IN A LABORATORY!!!!
Nj00 (Self-Explanatory): Should we send him back to the factory? I think this Choked is defective.
Poncho: Frankly I don't care. He only costs a few cents anyway.
Sock: WELL WE NEVER USE THE CHOKED-INTO-PAPER RECYCLED STUFF ANYWAY!!! Okay, me attack Takato-Cat. But him being some hero would probably destroy them. Oh well. ATTACK, MY USELESS BATS!!!!
-
Takato-Cat: EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! GIANT PAPER BATS!!!
Tweety: My older sister was paper-cut to death from paper bats. I will avenge her.
Takato-Cat; ATTTTTTAAAAAACK!!!!
Boom-shika-boom!
-
Episode 9, or something LATER. (Yes we skipped some, sue meh)
MADE UP FILLER EPISODE. The waaaaay too early explanation of the many Chokeds.
To have the full extent of humour, Choked and Sock will retain their real names for this fake episode only.
Some Guy: Hello Li Yong Fa! Since this adventure seems incredibly interesting, we want to ask the question on everybody's minds..your brother Wen, your REAL brother, Wen.
Li: Oh, you mean Wen #1, the greatest guy ever?
Some Guy: I am guessing that is he.
Li: He was my real brother, yes. We were in the Shadow Alliance, minding our own business when a horrible accident occured. The stupid FBI found our hideout, and was trying to drill into our underground facility. Unfortunately, they drilled into our BIG SUPPORT POLE, which if destroyed, the whole place would cave down. Yes, whoever designed the place was incredibly stupid that he even labelled the pole in giant red letters saying, "KNOCK THIS DOWN TO DESTROY HIDEOUT" Marda B is an idiot, but let's continue. The whole place was caving in, and my brother protected me with his own being. In his last minutes of life, Wen led any few survivors towards a secret escape tunnel. Wen and I were last, but before we could get into the tunnel the whole thing caved down and blocked our only way to freedom. Wen dug insanely and managed to make a hole only I could fit in. I was being stubborn, I didn't want him to stay but there was no time and he pushed me out. Only a mere seconds later did the place cave down completely, with many people, including my brother, were buried alive.
Some Guy: That sounds quite sad. I'm sorry.
Li: Yeah, I was REALLY depressed after that, but what made me angry was when stupid Ababa said that I was useless without Wen so after they dug his lifeless body up, he transported a part of the DNA to an incredibly discounted cloning factory and made a new Wen. I mean they shouldn't fiddle with life, and then they go as far as CLONING MY DEAD BROTHER!!! >=( I mean at first I was happy, but my real brother really wasn't coming back...
Some Guy: And according to Gray, the Wen at present is Wen errr...#454...and what happened the 452 others, as we know the first Wen was dead?
Li: Well, we got the 2nd Wen, and he was quite...hmm, how can I say this? Lack of a brain? Yes, the catalogue to the clone factory clearly said, "BRAIN NOT INCLUDED". So Ababa simply took this Wen as a shell, and *cough* err, we had a BBQ a few days later. Oddly enough I never saw brainless Wen again. O_o.
Some Guy: Err...wow. O_o, and the others?!
Li: 400 more Wens mysteriously disappeared the same way during quite a few more BBQ's, when Ababa clearly said we were lacking food due to our supplies all under a pile of rock in the old Shadow Alliance HQ. I can only assume the morbid.
Some Guy: Err, excuse me as I throw up. *walks into a bathroom, retching sounds can be heard, comes back* And the 51 others?
Li: One of the Wen's that we got shipped after was defective. It had no head. We all kind of got nightmares for 2 weeks after that. So Ababa switched to a different Cloning Factory, of the same price. -_-; Since that Wen was just....err, a...beheaded one?! It was actually ALIVE AND MOVING, which SCARED THE F**K out of us so we erm, killed it to get it out of its misery.
Some Guy: ...I see...O_____O, so...and the 50 others?!
Li: Ababa then decided to get FIFTY more Wens so we could have some army, and we did. They never arrived though.
Some Guy: Is there a reason?!
Li: The shipping truck drove off a cliff and exploded. No survivors.
Some Guy: So, will this 454th one last for long?
Li: Well, Ababa had an ingenious idea to put my real brother, Wen's brain into this one. The memory is a little screwed over but the experts said it would come back eventually. So this Wen is actually quite special and I'm hoping to live a long time.
Some Guy: But from what we've seen you don't care for it much.
Li: I really do. It's Gray and Enjyu who are outcasting him because...WELL OF WHAT HAPPENED!!!!
-
...and that's all for today! Sorry for the Wen Bashing, I think that "FILLER" was more morbid than humourous...unless you have a morbid style of humour, xDDD
Lala.
I have many things I must say. No, it is not a will to give you all my stuff. >>
Firstly, I IS SPEAKETH aboot...aboot...abooooot...
BISHOUNEN!
Well, you see, I bought a winter fox mink on Gaia (which I will pretend that it is an actual fox pet/plushie, no matter how untrue that may be) and it is now hugging me leg on there. I also have a Gwee and a Mochi, and I have decided to NAME them. Yes, corny, and yes, I am itching towards the bishie part.
For you see, these are teh names.
MY GWEE IS CALLED KOUROH, and I will not explain why I called it Kouroh.
My little cute puppy is named Ochii, which is kind of obvious why I named it so.
And finally, my fluffy
What does that spell?! KON! Hahahaha.
Okay, why did I talk about that before I got to BISHIES, huh?! BECAUSE ANIMALS ARE CUTE. But are BISHIES cute? Yes, they are. Bishounen is basically, "Pretty Boy", and pretty boys can be HOT, SMEXEH, or...yes, KWUTE. I mean, most people don't consider these cute little boys running around,
I still can't believe I missed today's B-Daman
Also, Syaoran On CracK (SOCK), to me will be called a bishie, because Spot is biased and said so.
So from this point on, I will dub teh Blue Dragon, CHOKED, and teh Red Dragon, SOCK. Thus, combining it to mean Choked Sock. I love Choked Sock, don't you? They are very great characters in the world of marbles. (Which I will dub for LEthal BallS (O___o) as L.E.B.S)
Now let us continue. The Very Lebby Choked Sock is an important thing to Spot. For one, they are brothers, marvelous brothers to Spot. Brothers are a good thing.
Okay, this new name sounds like a choked lesbian sock. I am scaring myself.
But you all know socks are awesome, they smell great, they go on your feet, and they have sexy eyes staring back at you whenever you look down. Which gives you many-a-nightmares, I presume. And if you're a girl, WHAT LUCK! Those socks are female (somewhat, O___o) and are in love with you. But it's too bad because they're dead, for they were choked to death by some homophobes.
From this day on I will call B-Daman haters, Sock Homophobes.
*Omg, I wanna rename Urban Run, Choked Sock, xD*
So, let us play REWRITE ALL OF LEBBY WITH THIS STUFF, xD (With other incredibly stupid aliases)
Once upon a time, there was the Takato-Cat. All happy and fluffy, he had lived the first few years of his life with cats, being raised by them. His real parents are COMPLETLEH UNKNOWN! Suddenly a beautiful woman, the Goddess of Sardine Sandwiches appeared. (GOSS, =P) Goss was a beautiful woman who ran a place called the Cat Cafe. And found little Takato-Cat and adopted him.
Meanwhile, a big wise fat cat by the name of THE CAT IN THE HAT, FOR HE WORE A HAT YET NO OTHER GARMENTS, YOU PEEEEEEERVERT! Built a BEAUTIFUL machine, a machine which he ripped off from the designs of Gundams after watching TEE VEE. (Although his favourite program was Pretty Girl Sammy or whatever it may be called) And ROARED ON!!!
Cat in the Hat: THIS BEAUTIFUL TOOL MUST BE PROTECTED FROM THE EVILS OF THE COMPLETELY UNSEXY ALLIANCE TROUPE! (*Cough*ShadowAlliance*Cough*) (THCUAT) Oh great godly Blue Pokemon! Please send this wonderful tool to be PROTECTED!
Thus, the Blue Pokemon (AKA BDa-Mage) sent the little weapon, now known as THE BLADE, to Takato-Cat, who was sleeping with the kitties.
Okay, like, 6 years later man.
Takato-Cat: I'm gonna get sugar, OK GOSS?!
Goss: HOW DARE YOU CALL ME GOSS?! I AM YOUR MOTHER! CALL ME MOM, FORMALLY!!
Okay, let's this skip this and get going! TO the INTERVENE OF...PONCHO!!
Poncho: HEY! Bull has a BIGGER poncho than me, WHY AM I CALLED PONCHO?!
Because Bull is called Pongo.
Poncho: ...
DADADA!
GOSS: Takato-Cat! It's been 6 years since I've found you, HAPPY BIRTHDAY SOMEWHAT!!
Takato-Cat: YAY!!! *about to blow out candles* I wish for..A LEBB (B-Daman) OF MY OWN!!
BOOM!!
Poncho: *kills cake* HAND OVER THE BLADE OR THE CAKE GETS IT.
Takato-Cat: YOU ALREADY DESTROYED MY CAKE!! >=(
Poncho: Oh, right. HAND OVER THE BLADE STILL.
Takato-Cat: What Da Fack is "The Blade"?!
Goss: TAKATO-CAT! LANGUAGE!!!
Takato-Cat: WHAT?! FACK IS NOT A SWEAR WORD!
The Blade: *BOOM, flies into hands, blahblah, Takato-Cat wins, THE END! ...uh, I mean*
Pongo: BWHAHAHA! I HAVE COME TO STEAL THE BLADE!
Top Hat: (Ababa) WHO IS THIS?!?! WTF?! THIS WAS NOT IN THE SCRIPT! Choked, Sock! GO YELL AT THE DIRECTIORS!
Choked: Err, Top Hat-Sama, the "directors" are dead. This is not a TV Show, stop thinking it's a TV show, IT'S THE REAL THING!
Top Hat: I DEMAND THE DIRECTORS' HEAD OR I WILL QUIT! I am a very important actor.
Sock: Okay, let's go kill some random people and call them directors.
EPISODE TWO...
Was boring. xDDD EPISODE THREE...was also boring.
EPISODE FOUR:
Takato-Cat: So you're saying these two brothers named Choked and Sock are hanging around Ice Screw Mountain?! (YES IT LOOKED LIKE A SCREW, >>)
Poncho: Yeah, and they're good Lebby-Battlers (Oh GAWD). You'd want a CHALLENGE, RIGHT?!
Takato-Cat: YES I DO! LET'S GO!!
*At Ice Screw Mountain*
Takato-Cat: C'MON! WE HAVE TO LAUNCH THE BIG LEBBY-MAN IF WE WANT TO LIVE!
Poncho: Alright then! *throws Lebb onto Pongo's hands*
Pongo: *turns into SUPER SAIYAN PONGO!!!* RAWR! LET ME HANDLE THIS! KAMEHAMEHA!!
*BOOOM! Shoots the wall apart*
Takato-Cat: Well, we didn't need the Lebb after all!
ZABOOM! Iceberg falls, Poncho saves Takato-Cat AND SUDDENLY...
Choked: *sniff* Poncho, HOW COULD YOU!!! T__T
Sock: Um, hello?! IT'S OUR DEBUT!!!!
Choked: What?! I was practicing for a Soap Op-- er I mean, OKAY! Let's go introduce ourselves! =D
Sock: >>
Choked: HEY PONCHO! YOU'RE AN AWESOME LEBBY-PLAYER!
Sock: You're not called "Hurricane Poncho" for nuthin!
Takato-Cat: What in the name of meowmix was that?!
Choked: BIG BROTHER--
SOck: You know calling yourself Big Brother and Little Brother is kind of stupid. -_-
Choked: WELL HOW DO WE INTRODUCE OURSELVES, HUH?!
Sock: OBSERVE. Hey Takato-Cat! Can I see your Blade?!
Takato-Cat: You mean my precious one-of-a-kind LEBBY-MAN?! NO! GO AWAY!
Sock: ...um Poncho, can we see your Zepyhr?!
Poncho: Well, being the overly-trustful guy I am...WHY NOT?! This better not be a scheme to put my lebb into a giant ice spike, would it?
Sock: Aww, would I do that to a good frie-- *snatches Zephyr and smacks it into a giant ice spike* BWAHAHAHA!
Poncho: HEEEY!! YOU LIED!!
Sock: I'm evil. I can lie. XP
Poncho: But...but...THAT'S NOT NICE!! T___T
Choked; YEAH! HOW DARE YOU TAKE PONCHO'S LEBB?! *takes it out and gives it to POncho* there you go!
Sock: Well, I AM an evil Sock.
Poncho: Oh, can I call you Sock Puppet?!
Sock: ...
Choked: HEY PONCHO! You ARE working for THCUAT, right?!
Takato-Cat: NO! THAT CANNOT BE TRUE! YOU BETRAYED ME PONCHO! WAH! *runs away*
Pongo: WAIT FOR ME!!!
Poncho: LOOK WHAT YOU DID! I HATE YOU GUYS!!!
Choked: WAAAAH! PONCHO HATES ME!!!! I'm gonna go cut myself, then hang myself, and if I'm possibly still alive, jump off a cliff into a shark-infested lake--
Sock: That's okay, we can replace you like we did with the other Choke--err...I mean...
Choked: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Poncho: SHH, it's supposed to be a secret! Don't make us murder Choked #454 like we did with #432 when HE found out!!
Sock: Sorry. -_-
EPISODE SIX!!!
Takato-Cat: Wahh, I is depressed. ><
GOSS: Well, being the goddess that I am. I heard of a wise cat called The Cat in the Hat! He will teach you all about Lebbs, and because your messing up business by making us look depressing. >=(
Takato-Cat: OKAY! C'MON TOMTOM! (Tommi) *runs off*
*runs around for a few hours*
Takato-Cat: Walalala...OOH! SOME MYSTERIOUS PEAR-LOOKING FRUIT!! ME MUST EAT EVEN THOUGH MOST FRUITS IN THIS FOREST IS RUMOURED TO BE POISONOUS!
*SNAP!*
Takato-Cat: OMG WHO STOLE THE POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS FRUIT?!
Tweety: I thought I taw a puddy-tat!
Takato-Cat: GIVE ME BACK MY POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS FRUIT!!!!
Tweety: I did, I did taw a puddy-tat!!!
Takato-Cat: GIVE IT!
Tweety: I am a great ninja from some clan in a Japan-like place, even though Japan doesn't exist in the Lebby World! BUT NO MATTER, THIS FRUIT IS MINE, LADDIE!
TomTom: *eats Potentially Dangerous Fruit*
Tweety: NUUUUUUUU!!!
Cat in the Hat: WHO ATE THE FRUIT FROM THE FORBIDDEN TREE?!
*crickets*
Cat in the Hat: Well, since you two are the only people within the forest...I WILL PUNISH YOU FOR EATING/STEALING THAT FRUIT! First, you must draw circles and trianges ten thousand times STIMANTOUSLY!!!
Takato-Cat/Tweety: AWWWW...
*hours upon hours later*
Sock: Blah, I'm bored. Should I use the recycled Choked paper to attack Takato-Cat?! I'm so bored. -_-
Top Hat: Not until the directors give me a raise.
Choked: WILL YOU SHUT UP ALREADY?!?! SOMEONE TELL ME WHY I CAN'T REMEMBER MY PAST! ALL I REMEMBER IS WAKING UP IN A LABORATORY!!!!
Nj00 (Self-Explanatory): Should we send him back to the factory? I think this Choked is defective.
Poncho: Frankly I don't care. He only costs a few cents anyway.
Sock: WELL WE NEVER USE THE CHOKED-INTO-PAPER RECYCLED STUFF ANYWAY!!! Okay, me attack Takato-Cat. But him being some hero would probably destroy them. Oh well. ATTACK, MY USELESS BATS!!!!
-
Takato-Cat: EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! GIANT PAPER BATS!!!
Tweety: My older sister was paper-cut to death from paper bats. I will avenge her.
Takato-Cat; ATTTTTTAAAAAACK!!!!
Boom-shika-boom!
-
Episode 9, or something LATER. (Yes we skipped some, sue meh)
MADE UP FILLER EPISODE. The waaaaay too early explanation of the many Chokeds.
To have the full extent of humour, Choked and Sock will retain their real names for this fake episode only.
Some Guy: Hello Li Yong Fa! Since this adventure seems incredibly interesting, we want to ask the question on everybody's minds..your brother Wen, your REAL brother, Wen.
Li: Oh, you mean Wen #1, the greatest guy ever?
Some Guy: I am guessing that is he.
Li: He was my real brother, yes. We were in the Shadow Alliance, minding our own business when a horrible accident occured. The stupid FBI found our hideout, and was trying to drill into our underground facility. Unfortunately, they drilled into our BIG SUPPORT POLE, which if destroyed, the whole place would cave down. Yes, whoever designed the place was incredibly stupid that he even labelled the pole in giant red letters saying, "KNOCK THIS DOWN TO DESTROY HIDEOUT" Marda B is an idiot, but let's continue. The whole place was caving in, and my brother protected me with his own being. In his last minutes of life, Wen led any few survivors towards a secret escape tunnel. Wen and I were last, but before we could get into the tunnel the whole thing caved down and blocked our only way to freedom. Wen dug insanely and managed to make a hole only I could fit in. I was being stubborn, I didn't want him to stay but there was no time and he pushed me out. Only a mere seconds later did the place cave down completely, with many people, including my brother, were buried alive.
Some Guy: That sounds quite sad. I'm sorry.
Li: Yeah, I was REALLY depressed after that, but what made me angry was when stupid Ababa said that I was useless without Wen so after they dug his lifeless body up, he transported a part of the DNA to an incredibly discounted cloning factory and made a new Wen. I mean they shouldn't fiddle with life, and then they go as far as CLONING MY DEAD BROTHER!!! >=( I mean at first I was happy, but my real brother really wasn't coming back...
Some Guy: And according to Gray, the Wen at present is Wen errr...#454...and what happened the 452 others, as we know the first Wen was dead?
Li: Well, we got the 2nd Wen, and he was quite...hmm, how can I say this? Lack of a brain? Yes, the catalogue to the clone factory clearly said, "BRAIN NOT INCLUDED". So Ababa simply took this Wen as a shell, and *cough* err, we had a BBQ a few days later. Oddly enough I never saw brainless Wen again. O_o.
Some Guy: Err...wow. O_o, and the others?!
Li: 400 more Wens mysteriously disappeared the same way during quite a few more BBQ's, when Ababa clearly said we were lacking food due to our supplies all under a pile of rock in the old Shadow Alliance HQ. I can only assume the morbid.
Some Guy: Err, excuse me as I throw up. *walks into a bathroom, retching sounds can be heard, comes back* And the 51 others?
Li: One of the Wen's that we got shipped after was defective. It had no head. We all kind of got nightmares for 2 weeks after that. So Ababa switched to a different Cloning Factory, of the same price. -_-; Since that Wen was just....err, a...beheaded one?! It was actually ALIVE AND MOVING, which SCARED THE F**K out of us so we erm, killed it to get it out of its misery.
Some Guy: ...I see...O_____O, so...and the 50 others?!
Li: Ababa then decided to get FIFTY more Wens so we could have some army, and we did. They never arrived though.
Some Guy: Is there a reason?!
Li: The shipping truck drove off a cliff and exploded. No survivors.
Some Guy: So, will this 454th one last for long?
Li: Well, Ababa had an ingenious idea to put my real brother, Wen's brain into this one. The memory is a little screwed over but the experts said it would come back eventually. So this Wen is actually quite special and I'm hoping to live a long time.
Some Guy: But from what we've seen you don't care for it much.
Li: I really do. It's Gray and Enjyu who are outcasting him because...WELL OF WHAT HAPPENED!!!!
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...and that's all for today! Sorry for the Wen Bashing, I think that "FILLER" was more morbid than humourous...unless you have a morbid style of humour, xDDD
Lala.
