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"Daddy, the girls here never like me!" said a young teenager, whom still called his father, 'daddy' at the age of 16.
The father was a simple man, one stereotypical overprotective person. He was big, but also had a round belly, signalling overweightness, nevertheless, he had a good share of muscles that easily evened his proportions out. The father smiled.
"Son, to find that person just for you, you need to know the secret that all of us successful husbands have painstakingly acquired," he started, raising his hairy and large hand, the size of a toddler's head.
This intrigued the son, whom started to get really interested in this issue. He went and jumped on his father's lap, hoping the know the secret to finding a girl, marrying, and making babies. Well actually he just wanted to do the making babies part without the babies.
The father brushed his son's head, and his grin was a great as ever, "You know I love you son, and I think it is time for you to learn how to become...A MAN!!!"
And with that, the father ripped his shirt off, showing his MANLY AND HAIRY CHEST, the wind blowing in a beautiful direction, showing the greatest of his pride to his son. His son was petrified! The amount of BEASTLY hair and BULKY chest just FROZE the poor boy on his tracks. In less than a second, the teen jumped off the knee of his father and ran off in HORROR screaming like a little baby who had lost his very first LOLLIPOP!!!!!
The father stood up, with his posture BEAUTIFULLY correct, he put his arms on his waist like a dumb housewife and grinned, showing his great white teeth, that shined from the sunlight complimenting his utter BEAUTY AND GREATNESS. Suddenly, his wife entered the house with groceries, GASPED, dropped her bags and CALLED 911!!! A huge amount of people entered the house AND SEIZED the man, he was charged with SEXUAL ABUSE, and the son and wife were TRAMAUTIZED for LIFE. The pictures of him were so terrible that they had to burn it, and burn its ashes, and burn those ashes, then throw it in the lake, where they killed all the animals touched by the ashes, and drained the lake, then put that water at the ENDS OF THE EARTH, where they even cut off the ends of the EARTH in the FEAR AND MONSTROSITY!!!!!!!!
He was already asleep, terrified at the story his father read to him about the evil hairy-chested monster. The father stood up and left the room, smiling.
Little did anybody know, this man was that horrifying monster, disguised as this 5-year-old boy's father. He had switched places with the original father, whom was in a little cell somewhere far away. He left the house and walked the dark alleys, cackling all the way through. The night was long and dark...
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Now that is the prologue to the very first Naruto story I'll ever write. I'm still arguing to myself if I really want to write anything about it though, as I believe I am not into the fandom enough to start writing even though I have like, a comic and some ugly fanarts already.
I still want Skinamp.
I realize there are lots of typos, 'tis just a draft, mes amis!!!
...and then it ends.
The father was a simple man, one stereotypical overprotective person. He was big, but also had a round belly, signalling overweightness, nevertheless, he had a good share of muscles that easily evened his proportions out. The father smiled.
"Son, to find that person just for you, you need to know the secret that all of us successful husbands have painstakingly acquired," he started, raising his hairy and large hand, the size of a toddler's head.
This intrigued the son, whom started to get really interested in this issue. He went and jumped on his father's lap, hoping the know the secret to finding a girl, marrying, and making babies. Well actually he just wanted to do the making babies part without the babies.
The father brushed his son's head, and his grin was a great as ever, "You know I love you son, and I think it is time for you to learn how to become...A MAN!!!"
And with that, the father ripped his shirt off, showing his MANLY AND HAIRY CHEST, the wind blowing in a beautiful direction, showing the greatest of his pride to his son. His son was petrified! The amount of BEASTLY hair and BULKY chest just FROZE the poor boy on his tracks. In less than a second, the teen jumped off the knee of his father and ran off in HORROR screaming like a little baby who had lost his very first LOLLIPOP!!!!!
The father stood up, with his posture BEAUTIFULLY correct, he put his arms on his waist like a dumb housewife and grinned, showing his great white teeth, that shined from the sunlight complimenting his utter BEAUTY AND GREATNESS. Suddenly, his wife entered the house with groceries, GASPED, dropped her bags and CALLED 911!!! A huge amount of people entered the house AND SEIZED the man, he was charged with SEXUAL ABUSE, and the son and wife were TRAMAUTIZED for LIFE. The pictures of him were so terrible that they had to burn it, and burn its ashes, and burn those ashes, then throw it in the lake, where they killed all the animals touched by the ashes, and drained the lake, then put that water at the ENDS OF THE EARTH, where they even cut off the ends of the EARTH in the FEAR AND MONSTROSITY!!!!!!!!
He was already asleep, terrified at the story his father read to him about the evil hairy-chested monster. The father stood up and left the room, smiling.
Little did anybody know, this man was that horrifying monster, disguised as this 5-year-old boy's father. He had switched places with the original father, whom was in a little cell somewhere far away. He left the house and walked the dark alleys, cackling all the way through. The night was long and dark...
-
Now that is the prologue to the very first Naruto story I'll ever write. I'm still arguing to myself if I really want to write anything about it though, as I believe I am not into the fandom enough to start writing even though I have like, a comic and some ugly fanarts already.
I still want Skinamp.
I realize there are lots of typos, 'tis just a draft, mes amis!!!
...and then it ends.
