Argh. *frustrated growl*

I hate LJ's restrictive layouts. Can't change the width of the ads to fit into the layout horizontally, can't change its COLOUR of the ads even so the layout isn't always WHITE. Can't disable the sidebar of this thing and add the lines horizontally either, can't do nothing. Makes the content look so small. If I put a giant picture on here it'd stick out of the layout.

Yet the only reason I stay is because of its friend-thing...

School is over. (Besides exams)

KS is still kickass.

And I'm bored.

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WTF HAPPENED TO MY LIVEJOURNAL!?

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DON'T YOU FUCKING HATE IT WHEN YOU WRITE A LOT ON LJ AND EVERYTHING JUST FUCKING DISAPPEARS WHEN YOU SET A MOOD OR CHANGE IT TO HTML? AND YOU CAN'T CLICK UNDO OR USE THE SAVE DRAFT THING WHEN YOU REFRESH!?

FUCKING LIVEJOURNAL PISSED ME OFF FOR THE LAST TIME.

Zomg, there's no title that starts with Z!

Okay, let's try this again.
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BABY.

I LOVE YOU SO.

YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE FOR ME.

THERE IS A NEVER A DAY I DON'T MISS YOU.

I ALWAYS WANT TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL FACE.

TO FEEL YOUR WARM SOFT LIPS.

TO LAUGH WITH YOU IN YOUR FUZZY PERSONALITY.

I WISH FOR YOUR EYES.

I YEARN FOR YOUR SKIN.

I DREAM OF BEING WITH YOU FOREVER.

MY DESTINY.

*record scratch*

Love songs are corny. Powerade makes one hyper. The hardest thing in the world to draw is the hair of the caged bird. Kazumi is the ONE TRUE PINEAPPLE HEAD! Aoi means BLOO. Rabbit season! Look at each other for one second and leave. PIE. Spreeeead yooour l-- I mean mayonnaise. If you must hate, tolerate! Bows or ties? You decide. COUGHCOUGHSARSCOUGH. Allo Spotto! Au revoir. The internet is for PORN, moron. Good dog. EAT ME. I was WORKING, fool! Father's Day is blah! WE WERE DUMB AND SILLY AND NAIVE BACK THEN AND STILL DUMB AND SILLY AND NAIVE. Curry does not taste good, it does not. NOW WITNESS THE NEWEST FANFIC OF MINE OF GREEN EGGS AND HAM! I do not like green eggs and ham, Sam I am.

( This fanfiction is brought to you by Die of Dir en Grey for some reason... )

Such fanfiction was inspired by "Conversion" a Kai/Rei fanfic that introduced me to slashdom, even if it isn't the best fanfic around. This fanfiction took four months to reach 3500 words, its first chapter.
Illegitimate children is the spawn of NO CONDOMS! Oh, and STDs, but bastards are more annoying. WEAR CONDOMS, KIDS-- I mean, um, adults.