Jul. 14th, 2007

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The Princess Festival was WIN WIN WIN.

LIKE ZOMG IT WAS THREE HOURS LONG AND I JUST SAT THERE. WATCHING.

I will now call each seiyuu with their character’s names because saying SEIYUU after their names is repetitive.

Evangeline’s Solo (Reborn, I think) was AWESOME. When Chisame went on stage Chizuru and Mana were dancing around her and treated her like a GODDESS during the dance as Chisame sang her solo! It was awesome! AWESOME!

They did Girls, be ambitious~ again without Zazie and did very well this time. It was probably done again for the concert since they sucked big time in the DaiMahoraSai. Asuna had MUCHOS songs, like 2 duets, 2 group songs, 3 solos, and 1 three-way song PLUS the EVERYBODY songs which were 4, so in total she had TWELVE SONGS TO DO!!! O_O

They had a lot of drama skits. Jokes included were: SASAKI MAKIE FAILS AT LIFE, Chiu-chiu-chan~, chupacabras, and a few others I didn’t understand because it was in Japanese. (There was a part where Asakura took a picture and then some characters cried out, xDDD) They also talked about the Baka Rangers a lot.

There was a part where they sang short versions of the old songs in a marathon, like after one was finished another one began immediately because the seiyuus that were dancing and not singing IN the song were also the singers for the NEXT song (pretty efficient). They had PonPon (Madoka did it by herself, her cheerleading friends ditched her, DDD:), Kizuna, Glow Wild, A Precious Pride and I forget the rest, lol. (if there were more, ><)

I just noticed that Chisame is short after all this time.

In the end the goodbyes were quite emotional. There were some people who even cried during the songs BEFORE the goodbyes (Asuna and Akira did, respectively). In the goodbyes those who cried during saying goodbye (or before they did) were the five mainies (Negi, Asuna, Setsuna, Konoka, and Evangeline) and the others (Chao, Akira, and Kazumi) [I forget if there were more, >>] (If we count twinkles in the eyes and light crying then a few more) Then almost everybody cried at the very end and I’m thinking they all ended up breaking down when they got backstage.

Kazumi hugged Negi at the end, I think she was the only who hugged at ALL in the festival. (Negi’s hairdo and Yuuna’s look waaaay to similar, >>)

Asakura didn’t die in 1000% sparking (like she did in the actual song, xDDD) which is good. When they showed to flashbacks to other concerts, namely a minor one I’ve never seen before and the DaiMahoraSai, I was yelling at all the seiyuus that ended up on the screen of the flashback whom never came to the Princess Festival. I yelled at Sayo, Misa, Hakase, and Nodoka. (didn’t see Sakurako or Zazie)

Setsuna sings way better than Konoka, xD. The dance moves were better than the DaiMahoraSai personally.

Aaaaaaaand that was weird referring to all the seiyuus by their characters, xDDD

NOW some theories and speculations thought up by ME AND AOI-SAMA =D

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Theory: Fumika IS Haruna

[SPOTTO VERSION]
She's in the "beautification" club: One day, Fumika wanted to become an adult, a BEAUTIFUL adult, she goes to Hakase, who reccommends Ako, because Ako recieved the scar on her back since she was a "cosmetic surgeon" in-training, and in an attempt to remove an ugly tattoo that all surgeons in her "league" (They were owned by the Shinmeiryuu in case a newborn had white wings, or something, Setsuna escaped) tried to cut it out but clumsily cut a DEEP slash, which made her afraid of blood. So in order to avoid seeing blood, Hakase made Ako do the operation with a blindfold on, which proved disastrous, and ended up killing Fumika. They decided to clone Fumika so Fuuka won’t find out and commit suicide, and did.

But Ako’s “blindfolded” surgery actually ended up altering the DNA of Fumika (it is a special trait they are born with when Evangeline the vampire killed an Izumi ancestor (who was the vampire that turned Eva into one) and his relatives attempted to revive him, but his dead vampire blood affected them and gave them DNA-changing powers. So when they cloned Fumika, she actually became almost like an adult! Knowing that trying to clone more Fumikas would end up with an army of almost-adults, they try to revive Fumika and she was actually alive, except her hair was shorter so they put them in buns so people can identify her from Fuuka. The clone though, had NO mind whatsoever and just destroyed stuff, and since killing people was immoral, Hakase decided to try to put some of Fumika’s mind into the almost-adult’s mind and it ended up in a freak accident where Fumika BECAME the clone and the clone received a NEW mind from that personality. Since originally Fumika was an artist who was obsessed with like, love and shiz. The NEW mind was confused and didn’t know much, and developed an insecure personality because it didn’t know too much about life, which became Fumika, and the almost-adult was named Haruna, but was actually Fumika inside.


[AOI-SAMA VERSION]
Haruna is actually Fuuka's one and only best friend. Because of some stupid boy called Negi who one day appeared in their lives, Haruna now spends more time doing whatever strange magic stuff when the gang of self-proclaimed heros, leaving Fuuka all alone. She sinks into a depression (haha) and starts her distrust of everyone around her. An evil entity(sp?) was attracted to her dark energy.
It then possesed her and began feeding on her energy. This evil being within her began to consume her bit by bit until she surrendered to the madness. She began to do evil stuffs aka stetreotypical evil people. And because Negi is the good person, they(? ) attacked him, zomg! In the process, because Negi was targeted = Nodoka shielding him = Yue as well = Haaarunna jumping in front of them and..
Anyway, using her last bit of energy, the dying Haruna summoned her artifact and began to draw what we know as Fumika, who was given birth as a result, from a piece of paper. She regrets neglecting Fuuka and because of all the warped dimensions has her leaving soul sucked into the container that is Fumika.


[Yue, Chisame, and drink TOPIC SPECULATION]

[AOI-SAMA VERSION]
Yue loves to drink unknown drinks. Like we all know. Apparently there was a newly engineered drink, SMILEZ<3, a product of mighty Chisame's on-going CHIU! project, drink meant to capture the consumers' smiles, transferring the data into her computer and hence enhance her Photoshock! powars to prettify her photos. BUT, because we all know Yue has a :X poker face, the plan backfired. The programme
could not write the data correctly, forming the deathly X, acting as some blackhole which sucked Yue into the packet of drink, which is supposed to transfer SMILES, and not PEOPLE into the computer. Yue's infamous :X began appearing ALL over the web due to an error in Chiu's Internetz cable. Thus the fad to use a :X smilely emerged, partly due to SMILEZ<3. BUT. Yue was still stuck in the computer!
She was tired and wanted another drink. She used her telepathic powars, which no one knew existed but gained from reading some random magical book in Library island, to communicate with Nodoka, while threatening to tell the Internetz of Chiu's dark secrets, whatever they are. Nodaka, being her, read Yue's mind who was reading ALL of Chisame's private entries on the 346589 diaries which she kept,
and died of embarassment/horror. This death was like the deathly X, hence it sucked Yue out of the computer and now into Nodoka while the artifact. Yue, who is in Nodoka's body now, decided to have revenge on Chisame for writing stupid entries which killed Nodoka (as well as the dumb drink). She then led her life as Nodoka, but not before writing data to create a clone of herself, which does
nothing but read books and drinks. In Nodoka, she uses her moe-ness and begins to REIGN THE INTERNETZ, causing Chiu to lose her position in the matter of 0.1seconds.
And that is why Chiu lost her #1 ranking to Nodoka in the anime Negima!?



[SPOTTO VERSION]
Yue was buying a drink from a vending machine, but the vending machine’s computers which are operated in Puerto Rico, where Mana was taking a vacation (because she’s visiting her homeland) and Chisame hacked them. So when Yue stuck a dollar in the vending machine, the vending machine grabbed Yue and sucked her into cyberspace. She eventually ended up evading Chisame’s computer (like a virus!) STILL looking for a drink. Mana senses danger and runs into the vending machine computers and notices all of them not functioning properly, and so she proceeds to button mush and it actually became code (what are the chances of THAT!?) to become the greatest firewall EVER and so it recovered, Chisame notices, but the firewall is SO strong it goes across ALL of the internets itself and kicks Yue out of cyberspace, who explodes out of Chisame’s screen and slams into Chisame, and oddly enough their clothes switch (Chisame’s in Yue’s and Yue’s in Chisame’s) which Chisame suddenly is quite fond of and starts cosplaying. That is how Chisame liked cosplaying and became Chiu.



[BEGINNING THEORY THAT BRANCHES OFF INTO THEORY AFTER THIS ONE (WHY KAZUMI HAS SO MANY DIFFERENT EYE COLOURS)]
Sayo was really accused as  a witch who was burned to death in the 16th century at the tender age of 10. Then one day when Konoe Konoemon as a little kid was playing with magic (just learning) and accidentally revived Sayo. So the magic elders at the time thought it was wrong to "rekill" her and enlisted her at the newly built Mahora. Unfortunately the desendant of the man who believed Sayo was the wtich whom had eaten his parents found out and killed her when she was 15. Because XEBEC thought animating this was outrageous, they turned it into a sappy flower story, in which everybody will go WTF and say, "SHE DIED FOR FLOWERS!?!?!" and yet ironically this was regarded as the best episode of the Anime, the man who claimed Sayo was a witch had time-travelled in the future and saw this, and then went back and accused her as a witch, causing this to be a time paradox. In reality, Sayo WAS a witch and decided to fake her death, but was trapped in her casket and all Konoe did was use magic to free her accidentally.

[STUPID SPECULATION TIME]
Kazumi Asakura came from a clan of people with red hair and blue eyes, because it was not natural for a Japanese person to have red hair and blue eyes AT THE SAME TIME. Such a clan had existed since the 16th century, and during that time they were known for time travelling and randomly accusing people as witches. In present day, since the red haired and blue eyes clan were regarded as evil since they liked seeing teenage girls getting burned at the stake, they were all killed off mercifully by a man who was actually Chisame's grandfather. Chisame's grandfather was known as a hero, but in a large controversy that involved much of the mass media, they killed him off and planted a different story that the red haired and blue eyes clan decided to travel to Anarctica since they had an unusual fascination with penguins. Kazumi had survived because her clan decided to put coloured contacts on her, which would explain why she had red eyes in the XEBEC anime. She was regarded as the "One true Asakura who will revive the clan".

Because the controversy involved much of the media, she was brainwashed into having the dream of becoming a reporter as to join the evil media's side to cover up the controversy. Soon the story in the present will unravel having Chisame finding out that her grandfather did not actually die of old age, but actually was killed and Yue's grandfather was witness, as it was written in a log that Yue had in which Chisame curiously read when she was in her dorm room. She then set out on a mission because it would be cool for Chiu to go on an adventure and would be awesome for her fans, and eventually ended up finding out what happened by getting pass a large TV media station and reading a script of a TV show that happened to be based upon this event just so they could say "Based on a true story" and so went to find the "Asakura who will revive the clan" and kill her. When she finds out that it's Kazumi, and that HER family had ended up indirectly killing Sayo (along with many other people) Kazumi from Chisame's "deranged" explanations of her family makes her remember "her genes" and so she starts burning random 3A girls because she likes seeing them burn in stake like her family.

In all this mess of irony, Sayo uses her special witch powers to stop Kazumi and rid her from her evil genes, but it unfortunately ends up destroying all of Mahora and killing a few teachers like Negi and Konoemon, which makes it more ironic since Konoe had saved her from being locked up in a casket. Kazumi seeing the mess decides to run off, and even though she was no longer brainwashed by her family she still wanted to be a big time reporter for fame and shiz. Chisame, remembering the controversy of the press tries to stop her and has a startling decision of "whether killing my own classmate for the world or the world exploding and letting my classmate live" is better. She then remembers her class of 3-A and how crazy they were, and knew the Earth would be destroyed either way and let Kazumi go. Since Mahora was destroyed, Sayo could roam free from the building and followed Kazumi into the evilness of the press, which was where Nagi Springfield was hiding all this time, because he was head of all media, and the one behind the decision of the controversy, so Kazumi tells Chisame that, because she's like that, being a reporter and all, and Chisame decides to kill Nagi, but the ghost of Negi interferes seeing as Nagi is his father and who he looked up to.

Sayo knew that Nagi had to die, and then an awesome ass-kicking GHOST BATTLE happened, and while Negi was distracted, Chisame tried to kill Nagi but his awesome magic powers was too much for her. In the meantime Kazumi had joined up with the press and was exploiting secret after secret, but then remembered her morals such as not revealing that she knew a ghost and magic to the world, and returned to where there was the epic battle of net idol versus pwning magician dropout and the GHOST battle and decided to use her clan's ability to burn people at stake (just because she was rid of LIKING it doesn't mean she still can't do it) and burns Nagi on a stake. In which Negi goes "NOOOOOOO! FATHER!!" and flies towards him and joins him in Heaven (or hell, whatever your view is) and then everybody is happy. 3 days later the Earth explodes because Chisame said so a paragraph ago.

And THAT is why Kazumi has SO MANY DIFFERENT eye colours.
[/STUPID SPECULATION TIME]



[SAYO = CHAO THEORY]

[SPOTTO VERSION]
Chao is the reincarnation of Sayo after Sayo moves on.

[AOI-SAMA VERSION]
What, she got revived somewhere in the future due to magic, and the price to pay was *gasp* Asakura's death in exchange for her life. Thus she began living a life full of sorrow. The one who performed the ritual was none other than Negi, hence in a state of mental unstablity, she killed his one and only granddaughter. But this gave her immense guilt to the point that she believed she was Chao.

Her white hair turned black in her now-revived form, but because she was supposed to be dead, her eyes turned gold, symbolic of her heretic status.

[AOI-SAMA’S VERSION CONTINUED BY SPOTTO]
The price to pay was Asakura's DEATH? So she'll LIVE FOREVER, and thus since living forever is painful (friends die, you don't) she goes INSANE in the future and murders Chao, who was actually Sayo claiming to be her because she is ALSO insane, and the REAL Chao, who was an avid time traveller, had time travelled to this state in the future and decided to save her life by going back in time and trying to reveal all magic so people would be aware and not stupid to revive people, but it failed, and ironically Asakura and Sayo were on her side (kinda) and they ironically betrayed her (kinda) and so she accepts fate and goes, back, but says she will return because she was actually LYING, and wants to tell Negi the truth the next time she comes back, disrupting the timeline and screwing up everything, meaning Chao doesn't EXIST anymore, which meant that the whole festival thing disappeared, and since it was the haunted house idea that made Sayo gain courage to reveal herself, SHE NEVER DOES? And because of your theory, THE ASAKURAXSAYO SHIPPING DOESN'T EXIST!?!?!

If you read all that. You win A WHOLE JAR of cookies.
Now continue on your miserable life, peoples. kthbyenow.

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