Dec. 7th, 2007

Redhead.

Dec. 7th, 2007 01:20 am
spotto: (Crimson Red)
It is the Redhead Era.

...in the land before time, the BIFF were of great prosperity. They were flourishing with greatness and friendliness. They had a common trait they all shared with each other that they enjoyed a lot. One would call that similarity a show named "Beyblade." Sadly, all great times had to end, and so did this great era. It was the beginning of everything for the BIFF...

Soon afterwards, they entered the Dark Ages. Where they split off and cared about their own fandom, finding new friends or discussing with others whom weren't BIFF about their newly found loves. Eventually they started to distance themselves from each other, until one by one the BIFF seemed forgotten.

There were still a few common loves between a few people, but it wasn't that much. It seemed all hope was lost, until...

The REDHEADS STEPPED IN.

And now because of it seems like our distance has disappeared. The formation of the Redhead Protection Agency has changed everything, and I will introduce you to its members.

Obviously our president is the all powerful Lefty, whom had loved redheads for as long as she could remember. Therefore she is the veteran, and the redhead QUEEN.

Next up, there is I, Spotto, vice-president. I was appointed this position from Lefty. I'm not experienced with redheads as much, but I can work up the ladder.

Then there is Kirami, our secretary obsessed with office sex. Yes, that's all you need to know. Office sex. OFFICE SEX. OFFICE SEXSEXSEX!!!!!

After her, we have the mighty goddess and future ruler of the world, our benevolent leader of EVERYTHING, AOI-DONO! She fills in the adviser position.

And finally, let's not forget our wonderful Akira, who has become our treasurer to ensure our nonexistent funds for this project in saving the endangered redheads.

These are the people who run the Redhead Protection Agency, and it is our utmost goal to save them all.
We all have our favourite redheads, of course, let me introduce you...to them.

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Name: TALA IVANOV
Position: SAINT
Favourite: EVERYBODY
Source: BEYBLADE
Info: Tala, being from Beyblade, naturally is the redhead who started it all; therefore, he is a saint. His role in the redhead family is to be the father, in which he acts very fatherly to his very childrenly children. He sometimes uses his mighty wolf, Wolborg, to control those pesky children of his. He is 24 in the family. Tala's real name is Yuriy Ivanov, and his dub name is actually Tala Valkov, but because Yuriy has like a billion forms (Yuriy, Yuri, Yura...) we stuck to Tala since we can say "TALALALALALA!" like a war cry. Why we chose Ivanov? 'cause it's cooler than Valkov, duh.

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Name: AXEL (just AXEL)
Position: PYROMANIAC--er, UNKIE.
Favourite: KIRAMI, LEFTY
Source: KINGDOM HEARTS
Info: Axel is similar to Tala, but because he is only LOVED loved by two members, he unfortunately cannot reach the status of saint. Axel's role in the redhead family is the uncle, and Lavi is especially fond of him. Axel is very oblivious sometimes, not noticing things such as nephews actually being nieces or the fact that the TV is BEHIND him not in front of him. He has awesome fire skillz and makes the most hardcore waffles ever. He is 28 in the family, and his last name is Ivanov because we adopted that name for the whole family. His hair is also a bitch to draw.

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Name: RENO SINCLAIR
Position: THE "I HATE THIS FAMILY" GUY
Favourite: KIRAMI
Source: FINAL FANTASY VII
Info: The eldest son of Tala's, Reno obviously must be the most mature of the bunch. He also is tired of everybody else. Reno is 12-years-old, which is pretty young to be mature. One thing he CAN admire is Axel's hardcore waffles, since they're awesome and even jackasses like Reno likes them too. Reno has some goggles on his head that he never puts over his eyes. You would wonder what those things do. My guess is that it's some portable porn machine and when he puts them over his eyes he sees naked girls, or naked Cloud, whatever you prefer. He also has these weird tattoos, like Axel. Reno has blue eyes like his father.

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Name: LAVI (just LAVI)
Position: THE "I ANNOY RENO" GUY
Favourite: LEFTY
Source: D.GRAY-MAN
Info: The middle child who does not really get fazed by being the middle child. In fact he acts more like the youngest child, annoying people and perhaps a bit spoiled. However, we all know every redhead in existence has to be intelligent in something, and Lavi is too. Besides books, Lavi likes pranking. Also he wears an eyepatch that perhaps destroys his depth perception, but he hasn't walked into a pole yet, which is rather amazing. Lavi is only 8-years-old, but Lavi is still very excitable and very much loves his "Unkie Axel" and one day wishes to smash people with his hammer as a living, or maybe read books.

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Name: KAZUMI ASAKURA
Position: THE "WHO?" GIRL
Favourite: SPOTTO
Source: NEGIMA
Info: The youngest child of Tala, Kazumi, is also the most confused child. She doesn't talk much, but she is extremely curious. Her unloving brother Reno and her too-busy-being-hyper brother Lavi don't give her much attention, and so Kazumi must grow up herself. For a while she was wondering what a girl was. She is just 4, so it's understandable. She is usually in the end receiving position when it comes to physical abuse. She also doesn't like jellyfishes, and wishes that "Unkie Axel" would burn them all to death. Unfortunately she never talks to Axel, so those jellyfishes will forever haunt her.

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Name: FAFAL ARMALITE
Position: THE "NEVER DO THAT EVER AGAIN" GIRL
Favourite: AOI-DONO
Source: SCRAPPED PRINCESS
Info: Fafal is Axel's daughter, and also his youngest child. Fafal is 16, and so in her teenage years. Unlike a stereotypical teenage girl however, she's not going to go out and randomly get breast implants or dye her hair pink. Fafal has two antennae that may react to her emotions, so she has a built-in mood ring. She doesn't take crap from anyone, and her favourite object is a baseball bat. Her favourite activity is hitting people with the baseball bat. Her other favourite activity is to stick her tongue out at people. Like Axel, she thinks Kazumi is a boy, and it seems to run in that side of the family.

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Name: LUKE FON FABRE
Position: THE "ARRR YE MATEY" GUY
Favourite: AKIRA
Source: TALES OF THE ABYSS
Info: The middle child of Axel's side, Luke is a rather oblivious child (like the rest of Axel's family), who does not act his age. (He's supposed to be 20) He can be arrogant and is incredibly competitive with the rest of the redheads. He claims that his hair is the finest of them all, and is annoyed that most of it was cut off in a freak accident long ago. He also has very nice abs. He is the "twin" of Asch, but he is really a replica from his brother because Axel was drunk or something, like REALLY drunk. However, Luke is in denial and believes that he is the original, since his hair looks better.

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Name: ASCH (just ASCH)
Position: THE "I LIKE MY BANGS" GUY
Favourite: AKIRA (again)
Source: TALES OF THE ABYSS
Info: Asch is the eldest child of Axel, and looks like Axel, and the beginning of his name is the same as Axel, but does he ACT like Axel? No. Asch is the only one who ISN'T oblivious...for once. He likes big swords. He has a great hatred for Lavi AND Reno because Lavi always annoys him and Reno always complains. He once challenged Fafal to a duel, his sword versus her bat. He lost. From that day on Asch is always weak to blackmail. Like his twin, he is 20. When Asch gets drenched in water, nobody knows who he is. They think he is that "random redheaded bishie" due to his bangs amazingly hiding his shiny forehead.

You have been introduced.
Many stories and fanarts will be posted in the tag "redheads" from now on.
I hope you enjoy, XP
And thus this is TEH REDHEAD ERA, S'WOOT!

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