But...but...but....THEY WERE COOL!!! DX

Okay, since I'm suffering from Negima withdrawal, I decided to rewatch some episodes of Sailor Moon. Plus listening to 1000% Sparking! Eurobeat all the time was getting tiresome. XP

So I just watched a few episodes. I could've watched the last few episodes of the first season to see everybody die again (DYING IS COOL!) but those episodes were probably the ones I rewatched the most, so I didn't. Instead I watched an episode that was never aired in the dub about Sailor Venus. (WHY DID THEY NOT AIR THAT!? IT'S SUCH AN IMPORTANT EPISODE.) I saw it after catching a Sailor Moon special I never managed to watch, which had clips from it. And I'm like, "OMFG HOW COME I NEVER SAW THATZZZZ..." so yeah. It was a first season episode on Minako's backstory, BEFORE SHE BECAME ditzy and hilarious. And I was like, "Nuuuu, but I like ditzy and hilarious Minako! Just like I like closet-Ami in the Live Action!!!" but I figured that since she was my favourite senshi, might as well watch.

So I was like, YAY ANGST! And I watched it. So apparently she can survive a grenade, AMAZING. And those ugly people she was friends with in England just immediately assumed she died instead of searching for remains...I mean geez, talk about going against the whole meaning in this anime, which is to never give up. And then she comes back as some monster and happy shoujo-fighting happens (shoujo-fighting is so dull, lol) And then in the end everybody was like, "OMFG MINAKO IS TEH MOST MATURRREEISH<FDG..." ...yeah, I was laughing a bit for some reason. XP

And THEN I rewatched Nurse Venus and Donating Blood Venus, which are from R and S respectively. I never go on a mini-Sailor Moon marathon WITHOUT watching those episodes, just because they're hilarious. Squirrel-giggling...hehehehehehe! Anyway...

Of course, it was not a Venus Marathon, it was a SAILOR MOON Marathon! I decided to watch the last few episodes of S as well, because S is a seriously awesome season. It has the outers, like Saturn, and Saturn is cool. Saturn's probably my favourite among the Outers, but ANYWAY. I watched around five episodes of the end of S, which was as expected, very cool. Then I skipped Super S entirely...'cause Super S sucks. And watched like HALF of the Stars season, just because Stars rock. And my favourite of the Starlights is obviously Yaten/Healer, yatta.

Anyway, what I'm here to say is that in Stars, I think Saturn and Pluto got seriously screwed. I mean Stars is a good season. If you look at it, Classic is where Sailor Moon and inners come in, R is where Chibi Usa and Pluto comes in, S is the rest of the outers, and in Stars is the Starlights. What the hell was in SUPER S!? A stupid pegasus!?!?! Overexposure of an annoying pink "small lady"!? I never even bothered to watch the Venus episode of THAT season because I didn't like any of that season whatsoever. Looking into mirrors looks like those guys are raping people, lol. Yeah, so Stars is good because everybody is there, and there is a minimum of Mamoru and Chibi Usa (I don't like Mamoru, he's a very flat character to me. Very boring, with a boring design too...) and well, the little pink kid is important to the story, but she isn't Sailor Moon. Sailor Moon, as the main character, must have all the exposure. JUST LIKE HOW CHISAME IS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE EXPOSURE OVER ASUNA IN THE MANG---er, sorry, I was rambling there...>>;

So that's why I disliked Super S, also seeing the Starlights save the day was better than seeing Tuxedo Mask do it over and over and over and over again for four seasons. @_@ It was a nice change. Also, Mamoru DIED instead of being controlled or manipulated by the main evil queen bitch, which seems to happen waaaay too much. Although it did happen with Nelehenia in the beginning, but oh well, she was a stem FROM Super S, after all. Anyway, the reason why Saturn and Pluto were screwed was because they only appeared when they ABSOLUTELY needed to...which makes sense, but it would be nice to look into their lives and see what it's like between Haruka-poppa, Michiru-momma, and little Hotaru, but noooo...

Also because they died again in Stars, including the Outers. However the way Pluto and Saturn died was dumb. You'd think they'd have some more exposure over being screwed so much. But they just GIVE THEMSELVES UP because they don't want to fight Neptune and Uranus...and so they looked less important to Usagi and they were in very few flashbacks at the ending episodes making them seem even more less important. BUT SHE CAN DESTROY A PLANET! SATURN CAN DESTROY A PLANET AND PLUTO CAN STOP TIME! Of course they die when they do that, but still! Downgrading the POWERFUL people, ARGHARGUSHFBG. Yeah.

Oh, and the Outers weren't even IN Super S. Rargh.

Other greatness included in Stars were obviously the Starlights and wonderful cute little Chibi Chibi. A nice change from Chibi Usa, too. I like Seiya, he isn't boring and...boring like Mamoru. He would've been a great fit with Usagi but UNFORTUNATELY if they did that the pink kid would cease to exist and the future would also cease to exist and thus a time paradox...He also acknowledges his one-sided love.

But the one thing I noticed in Stars was the bad guys. No, not the evil queen bitches, but the CRONIES. THE MINIONS. Specifically...Sailor Aluminum Seiren and Sailor Lead Crow. LIKE OMFG. THEY WERE COOL!!!! DDDX. Seiren was always polite and Crow reminded me of Rei, yelling at her all the time. They were a wonderful duo...I think I like a yuri pairing from Sailor Moon now...that isn't canon, XD. They also have red and white hair respectively...ZOMG PATTERN. I was so sad when Seiren died, and then Crow said sorry to her as her last words before she died. ): Yes, sadder than when the senshi found out each other's identities and shit. D<

I know people are saying they revived in the end because all the star seeds returned, but Crow was sucked into a black hole. Her Star Seed was taken and then she was under the control of Galaxia, but then she got sucked into a black hole. I'm pretty sure that means she's permanently dead...NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! So only three of the cronies were revived. Iron Mouse, Tin Nyan...something...Tin CAT, and Aluminum Seiren. NOOO! CROW!!! SHE DIED FOREVER!!! HOW DARE SAILOR MOON NOT SAVE EVERYBODY!!! A FAILURE OF A HEROINE!!! DDD<

Yeah, but really, Stars was great. XD

And to end this entry...WITH A BANG:



LOOK AT HER! Look at her naive, pure, chaste, face, with her righteous unblemished hair, and those angelic eyes adorably looking upon you as she watches you compare herself with the epitome of innocence that is manga Sayo, telling you that SHE IS HER! When in fact it is merely a MASK of the DEVIL! Sayo's pale virgin cute little ghostly self cannot be compared to that devil that is live action Sayo! The devil who is certainly not a virgin, and as H-cup boobs that are gradually STILL growing, using its mask to fool you into a submissive blind state, so those horrible breasts of doom can TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! DDD<

THIS IS A WARNING TO ALL!!!
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! DO NOT BE FOOLED!!!!