SPOTTO IS NOT A HIPPIE VEGETARIAN VEGAN ENVIORNMENTALIST PERSON THINGIE

Hello.

How many of you are chinese? Yes, you and you?

Ah. Well I am also of Asian descent from that very country!

Now, my fellow chinesians! How many of you are PROUD to be chinese? How many of you look up to the other races, pointing up at the sky, and boldly announcing that YES! OUR ANCESTORS BUILT THE GREAT WALL! Yes! OUR ANCESTORS CAN MAKE PRETTY CALIGRAPHY! Oh how proud a race are we! We overpopulate you in every area besides India (stupid India...) We are the greatest bestest most WONDERFUL race of them all! And we are proud because we...



...do not support Geico. At all. Evil insurance company.

I WAS NOT LYING WHEN I SAID I FOUND DEAD DRIED LIZARDS FOR SALE IN CHINATOWN.
There were snakes too, lololololol.

And now, a word from our sponsors, the spiders:

( The sponsors speak! )

Tomorrow I will apparently be drinking gecko soup. Whether or not I will actually try it is still up in the air, if I do and I die of gecko-poisoning because of karma, remember Spotto as a hero who awared others of the evils of Geico!