I wanted to embarrass you all.

I WANTED TO EMBARRASS THE BIFF BY POSTING ALL OF THEIR REVIEWS SIX YEARS AGO! I still have them in my old old email. There were things like Lefty's BYEBYEBYEBYE! Akira the male paperclip, Kiki co-writing with me, Cheese's several OCs with rather foreign-sounding names, and Kirami with o i talk lyk dis lol" speech and...surprisingly normal Aoi-dono! Hahaha.

But, I will save you the embarrassment and instead EMBARRASS MYSELF. Behold people, FANFICTIONS FROM ELEVEN-YEAR-OLD SPOTTO...on a WINDOWS 98 LAPTOP!

I have here....NEOPETS fanfiction! LF2 fanfiction! (That's right! I wrote them in 2002 hahaha) REDWALL fanfiction! Original fiction about fantasy! I will not post the entire thing and just put in excerpts.

I warn you, beyond these borders are horrific stories where punctuation does not exist! Stories with such retarded plots and absolutely ridiculous....stuff, that your eyes will burn, but if you wish to be amused and laugh at me then this is the place for you!

Btw Cheese, I went to your old fanfiction account after finding out I reviewed one of yours. (The ONLY one, apparently.) I found that one story hilarious actually, and I'm surprised to this day that no one but I reviewed it because it seemed a lot funnier than the crack I wrote back then. Anyway, let's do this!

( BAD FANFICTION HERE )

If you have read this all, THANK YOU VERY MUCH! I had fun putting this up, but my caffeine-rush kind of died halfway through lol. Ah well....memories will be memories.....

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ALSO, HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY AMI!