GET OUT OF MY DREAMS.

So basically I was doing an electronic rerport something for my mom, when my hamster bin started become a tad noisy. I decided to take a look and noticed that rather than two hamsters, there were as much as a dozen. Except these newer ones were smaller/younger than the two I had! Then I noticed a bunch of pink things close to Nazzo and it turned out she had babies. So here I realized Capp must've been male all along and tried to fetch "him" out but couldn't due to the speeds of the other hamsters. I quickly informed my mom of the babies. 

But very soon, very very very soon I took a look back in the bin and those pink baby little hamsters were gone! They were instead looking a lot like maggots...MAGGOTS!? But I thought maybe this was normal while my mom started to get suspicious (I have no idea why I didn't immediately destroy those maggots at first sight...) and then eventually they looked like big disgusting black bugs with wings, sort of like beetles crossed with hornets or something. I caught them shedding their skin, and then they had this vibrating pulsing shrimp-like interior underneath that skin. ONE of them though, accidentally broke in half as it fell over, so I had to take that one out myself which made me crazy uneasy. (At this point I still didn't seem to realize that they were I dunno, NOT hamster babies!?) Nazzo still seemed to treat them as if they were her children. It was when they became their like fourth or final or whatever form, which looked like those black sesame seed-dessert treats except vibrating/pulsing and facehugging hamsters (AGH!) that I began MURDERING THOSE FUCKERS with a lobster fork. I realized that one of my black blankets was draped over the bin, and perhaps wild hamsters entered the thing from that.

I then thought out loud that maybe one of these wild hamsters brought these maggots with them, infecting and brainwashing my hamster. (I had recently read the Cracked article for most terrifying bugs where most of them were brainwashing insects that buried themselves inside other bugs/animals and controls them to their bidding...like the bot fly, or the one that basically makes a caterpillar rot from the inside...) Then wondered which hamster could've done something like that...

Only to notice in the corner of my eye, a miniature Nue snickering above the bin.

WELL.

I just got trolled by Nue.

(Ironically i was awoken by the hamsters running on the wheel, and thankfully there were only TWO! Also I'm cleaning that thing tomorrow agh.)

And also lately I've been raving about Futo and hoping for something between her and Murasa, completely ignoring Nue entirely. (Perhaps it's that tanuki friend of hers I like to ignore) I don't know. Or perhaps it's because I was beginning to fall for Futo's amazing Taoist faith. But how the fuck? What? Why does a Touhou character show up in my dream and it's entirely the most fitting thing ever? Creepy, frightening, and downright fitting.

Now excuse me I need to murder a moth.