I feel like a fucking zombie

 ugh.

Hey guys. Hey. 

Pinkie Pie is popular.

Like holy crap, I had no idea. How can that ugly pony be so popular? That neon PINK! UGH! That hairstyle, such a mane faux pas...and have you SEEN her flank? Eww, gross! Her voice is so shrill and high, so blows my eardrums to pieeeeces...like fuck man, terrible pony. So annoying too, her songs are not catchy at all, might as well be white noise...fuck, and she's constantly hopping like she's on permanent MSG or something holy shit who the flying fuck would like this piece of garbage pink pony...fuck, she's so useless in adventure stories and NOT FUNNY AT ALL. Don't people get headaches LISTENING TO HER!? Jesus Christ man.

And that Fluttershy? What a flat piece of lard, might as well grind her up into glue because she does abso-fucking-nothing in this show. Just there for those assholes to act like pedophiles whenever her generic moeblob weeaboo-shit face shows up, and she cries so much and ugh, how the fuck could anything like this terrible crap?

....So anyway, Hearts and Hooves Day! That episode was alright, didn't care one way or another. I need GIFs though, so many GIFs. The reactions, faces, little movements were GOLDEN. I'm sad only Twilight of the mane six actually appeared but oh well. The ending was rather ambiguous. I know Akira said it wasn't true, but the whole sunset thing and walking away together, plus they were only trolling the CMC by pretending to still be on the potion, not so much about the whole love thing. Accuse me of wearing shipping goggles all you want, I really can't see it as definite no-go, it's either way....open-ended...yeah.

The marathon for the top nine episodes I watched too! I didn't mind any of the episodes, actually voted for four of them! Of course Luna Eclipsed was first, heh. 

ALSO WHEN MCDONALD'S DOES PONY AGAIN I AM SO BUYING SIX HAPPY MEALS. FLUTTERSHY WITH A PROPERLY MOLDED MANE THAT DOESN'T COST MY HOUSE TO BUY. ALL I NEED TO DO IS STUFF MY ARTERIES WITH FAT AND CARDBOARD AND MY PONY WILL BE OBTAINED! I was actually highly annoyed that this episode was leaked btw, had to avoid all my pony sites and such to not spoil myself. I tried going on Reddit 'cause I thought all spoilers would be under the spoiler tag but noooooooooooo.... >:

Well it's not like it was a groundbreaking episode...imagine if the leaked episode was The Last Roundup. DERPY SPEAKS would be like SNAPE KILLED DUMBLEDORE territory, everyone would know before it even aired and the magic of the world of pony exploding would've never happened. I dunno, I can't prevent people from watching it early I just think it's a shame the fandom was fragmented due to the leak, would've been nice if we were watching as a gigantic collective group. Hopefully it doesn't happen again, especially not for that cool upcoming episode where Twilight travels through timeeeeee. TIME! Guys, that is so awesome I don't even

So yeah besides that just bein' a zombie. Uh, I'll end this really half-assed post with some Applejack love. Because AJ is a boss, you know she is. If she isn't you're completely in denial, no denying it, heh.

APPLEJACK SHOULD BE HAREM LEAD
THE STALLIONS AND MARES ALL FILLED WITH GREED
HER FUCKING AWESOME HAT, HER BADASS EYES
THEM FRECKLES COULD MAKE YOU CRY
IN JOY AND LAUGHTER LIKE PINKIE PIE
DID I MENTION APPLE PIE?
FUCKING DELICIOUS THAT IS WHAT
SIMILAR BUT RARER IS APPLESHY
IT'S GOT HARD ALCOHOL BUT NO DAMN CRASH
AND NOW PAIR HER UP WITH RAINBOW DASH
WE COULD JUST DO A PONY MESS
BUT RARITY'S GOTTA JOIN THIS FEST
THIS RHYME IS TERRIBLE BUT I GOT TO SAY
APPLEJACK IS BOSS, AND EATS ALL THE HAY

I have no idea I feel drunk on insomnia. GOOD DAY.