Holy JEEBUS!!!
Dec. 18th, 2006 01:57 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
spottoOmgz, xD. Those silly Chinese people!!!! xDDD
I was scavenging the LF forum's chinese community and apparently I have learned a few things:
Gender blendering the characters is VERY popular.
John is gay. (XD)
Rudolf is slutty. (XDDD!!!)
Woody is an awesome breakdancer. (WOO!)
John is an evil character in EVERY LF movie I've watched... (not counting those where he's not in them...obviously)
Henry is WEAK SAUCE!
So I saw the gender blender of Rudolf (like three times, xD), Henry, John, and Freeze (ironically they're my four favourite characters of the whole game, xDDD). I saw a hysterical alteration of a JanXDavis Xmas drawing, and then the original artist edited it and put John, and Davis was all, "OoO!!!" and everybody around him was all "._.", xD. DavisXJohn, holy shiz, never put shounen-ai in my game fandom PLEASE. xDDDDDD
In every Rudolf blender, he's all skankeh, it was unbelievably funny. xD It's like, "10 bucks that I beat you, if I do, I bang you" xD. Seriously, this is all wrong and so frikkin' hilarious. xD
In other news I watched a LF movie (in Chinese) that had 15 episodes to it. THis is apparently what I think happens as a guess on what the hell they're saying:
Woody; Rudolf, WE MUST DEFEAT JULIAN!
Rudolf: Impossible! JULIAN IS DEAD!
Woody: They plan to REVIVE HIM!
Rudolf: Then we must go onwards and defeat his minions to stop them!
Henry: ...
Davis and Dennis appear and do something, beat up some bandits and stuff.
And then it pans to a scene where Woody finished beating a bunch of bandits off and Henry is unconscious.
Rudolf: *runs in* We must CONTINUE!!!
Woody; Right! *picks up Henry and they run off*
*and then they go onwards until...*
Rudolf; ZOMG A BUNCH OF JUSTINS!!
*many a-beatings later*
Justin #2312: *grabs Henry and disappears*
Rudolf: HENRY!
Woody: OMGZ NO!
Then Dennis enters from out of nowhere (apparently chasing someone): Hey guys, looks to be a huge fight here...where's Henry?
Woody: KIDNAPPED NO!
And John is all EVIL GODMODE, not even LOUISEX CAN DEFEAT HIM!!!!
But LouisEX and Woody have a 1on1 fight and they both fall unconsious!
Freeze was brainwashed by the evil people, but is now free from the brainwashing!
Firen comes out of nowhere to help!
Henry escapes and is then thrown back into his cell! (That made me laugh)
John goes around godmoding some more!!!
Deep appears and fights muchos enemies but loses ALL of them!!!
Bat appears and PWNS Henry.
At this part, apparently "sad" Naruto music starts and then Henry's all on the ground and then it flashes back to show Davis and Rudolf and he's all like, "Rudolf.." and apparently dies. I was smashing the laptop on the bed screaming, "OMGZ YOU KILLED HENRY I HATE JOOS!JKBDBSJDKNSKF!!!" Jumping around in hysterics, but then some monks come and pick up Henry('s body?)" and run off and he is suddenly missing for like two episodes. Rudolf apparently faints a lot and the other person he's paired up with seems to fight for him, xD (more weak sauceness) John continues to godmodly own...Louis seems to be "good" but bad, but I don't really understand him. There's some conflict with a bunch of recolored bandits, yeah, not knowing what they say doesn't help...
But if they killed Henry...HEADS WILL ROLL I SAY!!! HEADS WILL ROLL!!!!
Bastards. xDDD
So yeah. Heads will roll and sex changes all around! WOOOOT!!!
I was scavenging the LF forum's chinese community and apparently I have learned a few things:
Gender blendering the characters is VERY popular.
John is gay. (XD)
Rudolf is slutty. (XDDD!!!)
Woody is an awesome breakdancer. (WOO!)
John is an evil character in EVERY LF movie I've watched... (not counting those where he's not in them...obviously)
Henry is WEAK SAUCE!
So I saw the gender blender of Rudolf (like three times, xD), Henry, John, and Freeze (ironically they're my four favourite characters of the whole game, xDDD). I saw a hysterical alteration of a JanXDavis Xmas drawing, and then the original artist edited it and put John, and Davis was all, "OoO!!!" and everybody around him was all "._.", xD. DavisXJohn, holy shiz, never put shounen-ai in my game fandom PLEASE. xDDDDDD
In every Rudolf blender, he's all skankeh, it was unbelievably funny. xD It's like, "10 bucks that I beat you, if I do, I bang you" xD. Seriously, this is all wrong and so frikkin' hilarious. xD
In other news I watched a LF movie (in Chinese) that had 15 episodes to it. THis is apparently what I think happens as a guess on what the hell they're saying:
Woody; Rudolf, WE MUST DEFEAT JULIAN!
Rudolf: Impossible! JULIAN IS DEAD!
Woody: They plan to REVIVE HIM!
Rudolf: Then we must go onwards and defeat his minions to stop them!
Henry: ...
Davis and Dennis appear and do something, beat up some bandits and stuff.
And then it pans to a scene where Woody finished beating a bunch of bandits off and Henry is unconscious.
Rudolf: *runs in* We must CONTINUE!!!
Woody; Right! *picks up Henry and they run off*
*and then they go onwards until...*
Rudolf; ZOMG A BUNCH OF JUSTINS!!
*many a-beatings later*
Justin #2312: *grabs Henry and disappears*
Rudolf: HENRY!
Woody: OMGZ NO!
Then Dennis enters from out of nowhere (apparently chasing someone): Hey guys, looks to be a huge fight here...where's Henry?
Woody: KIDNAPPED NO!
And John is all EVIL GODMODE, not even LOUISEX CAN DEFEAT HIM!!!!
But LouisEX and Woody have a 1on1 fight and they both fall unconsious!
Freeze was brainwashed by the evil people, but is now free from the brainwashing!
Firen comes out of nowhere to help!
Henry escapes and is then thrown back into his cell! (That made me laugh)
John goes around godmoding some more!!!
Deep appears and fights muchos enemies but loses ALL of them!!!
Bat appears and PWNS Henry.
At this part, apparently "sad" Naruto music starts and then Henry's all on the ground and then it flashes back to show Davis and Rudolf and he's all like, "Rudolf.." and apparently dies. I was smashing the laptop on the bed screaming, "OMGZ YOU KILLED HENRY I HATE JOOS!JKBDBSJDKNSKF!!!" Jumping around in hysterics, but then some monks come and pick up Henry('s body?)" and run off and he is suddenly missing for like two episodes. Rudolf apparently faints a lot and the other person he's paired up with seems to fight for him, xD (more weak sauceness) John continues to godmodly own...Louis seems to be "good" but bad, but I don't really understand him. There's some conflict with a bunch of recolored bandits, yeah, not knowing what they say doesn't help...
But if they killed Henry...HEADS WILL ROLL I SAY!!! HEADS WILL ROLL!!!!
Bastards. xDDD
So yeah. Heads will roll and sex changes all around! WOOOOT!!!
