War of Beyblade?

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The following document was an extraction from a story, basically a big summary of the WAR OF BEYBLADE!
Warnings: Yaoi, Rei/Max, character death, random stupid pointless humour, cynical crap.
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Real Businessman: Apparently, stocks have gone down for all of Beyblade popularity, way, way DOWN, their stocks have crashed.

Everybody except Max: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[And thus, THE WAR OF BEYBLADE BEGINS!!!!]

[It was rumoured that the people blamed each other for the reasons behind the downfall of Beyblade. Money was lost fast, and many beyblades were left with the dust, forgotten. The War was the bloodiest war since 1640, the war of beyblade, led by King Hiwatari the 6^th, and their opponent, the army of all mental ness, led by Joker Brooklyn the 2^nd!]
 
Hiwatari: I, Batman, WILL STOP YOU JOKER!!!

Brooklyn: NOT IF THE JOKER HAS ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT THAT!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[The battle ended in a very odd pleasure, two beings from the future, named Maxman and Chicken flew into the past and threw pies at them both, ending the war]

Maxman: HAHAHA! EAT THIS APPLE PIE!!!

Chicken: No…the poor wasted pies, forever to be splattered on undeserved faces, I MUST SAVE THEM!! PIEEEE!!!!!

Hiwatari: OHMYGOD!!! HE SAID KAI!! MY SECRET IDENTITY!!!

Brooklyn: THSU EMANIGN THE WAR IS OVER!! Bye Kai! See you soon!

Hiwatari: Yes, you should come by sometime to drink green tea and eat petty biscuits with me sometime soon.

Brooklyn: Will do, Sir Hiwatari!

Maxman: And I will take this prehistoric bug as a souvenir! *picks up cockroach*

[But, we must remember that this is the war of Beyblade, regarding the downfall of the popularity, each and everyone of them mad like hell….but really, what did cause this foul happening?]

Rei: The war is horrible, beyblades after beyblades is being smashed into pieces, and many bladers experiencing their last battle ever…

[The battles were so intense, that both sides even brought out inexperienced bladers to battle, to even the numbers at war]

Hiromi: GOOO SHOOT!! OHMYGOD! IT’S GOING ALL OVER THE PLAAACE!! AHHH! *gets hit by own beyblade*

[They were even sending out pregnant women to battle!]

Woman: Goo..shoot…OHMYGOD!! I NEED A DOCTOR!! A HOSPITAL! OHMY-

[And some even tried training animals to beyblade…]

Rat: SQUEAK!! *launches beyblade*

{Surprisingly, the animals were rather good at blading}

Jospeh: You lost Flash Leopard to a PENGIUN?!?!!?

Ozuma: Yes….so I have a new goal, a new mission…TO RID THE WORLD OF PENGIUNS!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Of course, none of the battles were really decisive, some won and lost, but there was never a large ratio over the other. One side blamed all the teams in V Force to be boring and made it go down, the other side said that G Rev lost its “Beyblade Wrestling” so it sucked. Others evens ay that 1^st season had to be the problem, but the biggest one was that…

...there was no death within Beyblade tournaments. So this war broke out, ironically doing what the biggest group had anticipated. By 1867, April the 1^st. The war was over…
The 1^st season sucked, has won…

Of course, that ended up to be an April Fool’s joke, which maddened SO many people that the war went on for another 5 years!]

 Salima: *is being arrested* I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING!!!

Dude: You are in the territory of, “V force characters were stupid” so we must arrest them all and hold them captive]

*Meanwhile*

[Meanwhile, the Dark Bladers were killed for being extremely stupid in the 1^st season. 1^st season sucked troops headed to hunt down Enrique and Johnny, two of the 1^st season characters who fled their land. They headed up to the G Revolution was boring because of no bit-beast wrestling area.]

Takao: This war is so horrible…OH! MY PIZZA’S HERE!! ^___^

[However, there were a group of rebels, which featured the many popular Bladers of the world. Kai, Takao, Max, Rei, Yuriy, Brooklyn, Mariam, Daichi, Bryan, and Ozuma, who wasn’t much help because his bit beast was in Anarctica being cooked by penguins.]

Inuyasha: Wow, isn’t THIS nice?

[Other Anime worlds flooded the Beyblade World to top the civil war going on, none of them successfully stopped them, one team was incredibly close…they were…THE HAMTARO TRIBE!!!!]

Hamtaro: C’mon guys! We have to-OH MY GOD!!

[They were so close; they had the army of many Bladers because of their cuteness…but they failed…when Bijou was killed…on 1875, October 29^th]

Hamtaro: This world is doomed…and it will forever be…my Bijou…*leaves the world*

[It was then when finally…on December 24^th, 1877 when the last battle happened. It made the decision of the war. Only two sides were alive, “V force sucked” and “1^st season sucked”, “G Revolution sucked” died due to the mass popularity of fangirls screaming, “TOO MANY HOT BOYS!!!” This mass popularity wiped them off the world, forever. The Rebels? Nobody had seen them for 3 years, some say they fled into a different world, and others say they were killed tragically on the top of the hill, one thing’s for sure…
Sugar still existed.]

[Which meant, at least one rebel was still alive.]

Max: I, Mizuhara Max, dedicate my life to end this war, with an overly cunning plan that I have not thought of before, mostly because I cannot think without other people guiding me and encouraging me, thus meaning us rebels have lost!

[However, even if Max was the only rebel left, they knew that the last survivor before him had definitely perished. Kon Rei, on November 14^th, 1877, he was with Max in the fields of battle. The cold bitter affected everybody, but not Rei. Rei offered Max his warmth and they strived to live together. At that very night, a shot rang in the forest. Rei was injured before, and another could mortally injure him, or kill him. They never heard the brave neko-jin’s scream but they never saw him again, nor did they find his body…]

[Max, was emotionally wounded deeply by this. SO he had one goal, to avenge all those who left to achieve peace, especially for Rei. Max decided to bring peace, whatever the costs…. and then after, end his life, from everybody…]


[On December 24^th, 1877, it was a bitter blizzard in Japan. “1^st Season sucked” aligned up their best army and weapons, the same did the “V force sucked” army. However, the lone rebel left was hungry, and barely surviving on the sweetness of honey. (He stole them from bees and was an expert at fleeing) On that day, was the war of no end. It only lasted for 5 hours, but it seemed so long for the people that they thought they would die of old age than from the war. With only 50 men left on each side, the lone rebel used a cunning strategy and attacked when both teams were growing tired. Max summoned Genbu, and the war was over.]
 
[He paid a terrible price to complete his mission. Max’s last moments were on a field of flowers, he smiled at the sky, happy that he would be with Rei…The field of flowers were untouched from war and this was his favourite place to stay. There, he breathed his last breath with what he thought was…the spirit of Rei.]

[Of course, after that war, the remaining people build villages, which eventually formed into towns. Their civilization was reset; the 4 legendary holy beasts were passed down to only those who were worthy, usually those with the same names as the past. They were named after them.]

Max: Wow, what a boring History lesson.

Rei: Can we continue the battle now?!

Lai: YES!!! REI!! I SHALL GET MY REVENGE!!!
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As for life, I was in Drama today. We played games and all that Drama stuff, BUT there was one measly little problem...
The whole day passed without much event..^^
I got this suspcious feeling that Ami thinks LF2 is boring, which is why I'll show her the fun option of F8 next time.

Speaking of LF2, it passed without much event either.
Blah, ntohing else to say really, goodbye! And Happy forever going Max Week!
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Comments

[drixer.livejournal.com]

XD Nice history lesson there, quite an ending. And Max is rejoined with Rei, hurrah! I don't think that LF2 is boring, on the contrary, I think it's quite amusing. I just didn't enjoy that stage thing cause I had Firen and I don't like him much. I like Freeze! And John! XP yay, F8, can't wait. XP Happy forever Maxie Week.