The Theory of Beyblade Yaoi
Apr. 27th, 2005 07:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
spottoSO I was really pissed off earlier, because of a certain character in a
CERTAIN game(And my damn parents..), but I'm ok now. I have discovered
the trueness that is Yuri! No, not that redhead! I mean Shoujo-ai! The
loveness that is slash! Julia/Matilda is cool. Except there's about 3
hints of that in the whole series...>>
One thing bothering me, I don't bother to find fanart of anything. I simply use the imagination that lurks inside my head to conquer and rule all! Haha, I may not be a very good fan of any pairing because of that. Though my head is enough for me! If anybody does have links to any fanart. (Preferably Rei/Max goodness or something Shoujo-ai) Tell moi! I still don't like Kai, go me. Hmm, I'm going to work on a ltitle siggy banny with all me obsessions on it. It shall contain...Max, duh. Rei/Max. Kiki, Rei/Minako, Miroku, Miroku/Sango, and of course a character from a certain game that the other character from a certain game pissed me off. Though I'm not sure I can fit it all...
That is why I have devised a plan!! *GASPIES!* (Throws out a blueprint) The architects have sketched the Rei/Max on this left side here. Deciding that this should be a GIF banner and possibly have Animation of it. All the constructors are currently discussing this large and success of a sig banner! Though we do need an avatar too! If we cannot fit it all in, the Animation will help by strolling or something. Wouldn't it be cool if I stopped being lazy and learned flash and made a flash banner? I've seen them, THEY ARE COOL! Now instead of spending about 3 hours on Photoshop working on this, I will use as much as 3 days!
Wait, why do you care?!?!
Anyway.....
*cough* I'm going to speak much about Anime today, not just Beyblade, mind you. ...or maybe I will.
Well, first of all, I have never really spoken much about this pairing before, but now I shall!
Kai/Rei. What got me into it? What got me out? I dunno, but apparently so many people like Kai/Rei, the practical reason is possibly because they're two hot guys. And they have a lot of screentime. There's plenty of hints plus people have this really weird reason that makes no sense...or maybe it does:
They look cute together.
Or, another possible reason is the fact that Kai is such a cold, heartless bastard, wouldn't you think that a calm and patient person would reveal Kai's true feelings? As if Takao's "I WILL ANNOY YOU UNTIL YOU DIE" Attitude or Max's, "I'M HAPPY, WATCH ME BEING HAPPY!" Attitude.
Though, why all of a sudden, did so many TakaoKai hints appear in G Rev? oh sure, a lot of Rei/Takao, and Max/Takao did too. (And Rei/Hitoshi and Rick/Max, uh huh) Even Yuriy/Kenny or Yuriy/Daichi or even Kenny/Yuriy/Daichi. (If I say that to Lefty, I think I'll freak her out, XD) I mean, even ReiMao wasn't much in it but it's the CANON pairing. So, since when did Takao and Kai discover each other and slept with together behind Rei and Max's backs? Simple.
Takao is the champion. Kai wants to be champion. Kai is a cold, heartless bastard. If you add that up, could it be possible that Kai would do anything, even dump poor wittle Rei for the sake of Takao? So, when he did, a sudden spur of the moment went to Kai, "OMFGZ, TAKAO ISTH SO HOTZ!!!" Then, being his "cold and bastard-like self, " "BAIBAI REI! I LIKE CAP BOY NOW!" So, is Rei heartbroken, did he in fact, EVEN know? Of course not, why?
Rei realized the same thing, "TAKAO! OMFGZ! YOU'RE SMEXY!!" And Max was too busy trying to not get molested by Rick in order to find Takao in which he so did as to..."I know you think we're best friend's Takao, but being the one with the least PG-13 thoughts...OH HELL WITH IT! COME HERE TAKAO!!!" But, alas, what is Takao doing?
"Hello monkey boy! I lost the other monkey boy to Rei, so now you're my monkey boy!" Takao went. Of course, Takao has NO KNOWLEDGE OF EVERYBODY CLINGING ONTO TO HIM WITH THEIR DAMN LIVES! See, the writers were all, "You know, not many people like Takao, let's make him hotter!" And they did. Then, "You know, all his teammates don't like him much, let's make them mushier!" And they did. This is as a fact, the Yaoi Bible statement. "And God came down to Takao. And he spoke: Thou deserve love! Thy gain love!" And thus did God prsent the gift of love to Takao. in which he used it as an advantage to everybody he saw. "Takao, is the son of the God of Yaoi!" Praise him! bring in the prophets!
Of course, there is not good with no evil. Since everybody does like a certain other character too. Who has won over so many fangirls and even fanboys going, "I WANTS MAH TEDDY-BEAR!" You guessed right, Mizuhara Max. Maxie gained everybody's hearts with his big blue eyes and sparkling freckles...UNTIL THE GOD OF YAOI GRANTED TAKAO THE GIFT OF YAOISM!!! SO, being the "traitor but seriously not looking so," TO win this war, MAX NEEDED TAKAO.
As you can see, it went from two hot guys in a pairing, Kai/Rei, into the other two of the team. Takao and Max. NOBODY in the Anime realizes that had happened! All the writers wanted was that Kai should fight Takao with the gift of YAOISM. But this had went overboard, and unlike Kai, it was Max!
We all know, that Max may not be in the grand famous pairings, such as Kai/Rei, Kai/Takao, and Kai/Yuriy, but do you not see? You would think that Kai is the dominate of all Yaoism, but it has all been covered by this clever scheme! Just to dignify Kai/Takao! Rei? He seemed to be the one most pushed into the background.
...or he ate the Vforce director so he lost his priviledges...LET'S GO WITH THAT!
Suddenly, I have not mentioned the pairing Rei/Max in that theory, but of course. My hope is that the supposed "traitor not seriously made to look like one" should lose. You know, Takao may be the best weapon to win over all the mighty Yaoi with, but, the one person you might not win is Rei. Who was originally with Kai before. And it seems so that Kai has stolen the weapon of mass destruction to Yaoism! That is my reason to why ReiTakao isn't as popular as KaiMax, or why Kai gets so many famous pairings. TAKAO IS THE MAGNET! THE SUN!! JESUS!!!
So there's this one gap left in this theory. WHY IS KAIREI SO POPULAR?! I may have explained why it disappeared in G Rev, but it's still very much popular in the fandom! (The only thing overriding it is Kai/OC) To state, Kai and Rei are two hot guys. Now before Yuriy, or Brooklyn, or Ozuma or those people appeared, Kai and Rei were the ONLY hot guys in 1st season. You would be like, "SOMEONE MISPLACED BISHIES IN THIS CRAPPY ANIME!" Also, Kai and Rei are the main people. They changed since the beginning of the series to G Rev. It brings you much detail and facts about the two. Did I not mention the hints in both 1st and 2nd season? It's called character devolopment. So, it just continued like that. The affectness of Takao becoming hot or Max turned adorably cute in Vforce didn't affect Kai/Rei at all. It was not until the actual hintings of Kai?Takao that it happened, in which people considered other possible pairings for Max.
The same mgiht be for Kai/Yuriy, but they're two hot guys with cool attitudes and magical gelled hair with cool bit-beasts and they are just badass, I don't really have to say anymore.
So all in all, do you think the writers succeeded in bringing KaiTakao out? Yes, but it never did overpower its biggest goal, Kai/Rei.
We all know WHY Spot doesn't like ANY of those three pairings, KaiRei, KaiTakao, and KaiYuriy. 1. Spot does not like Kai. 2. Spot is a fan of unpopular stuff. 3. I like Max and I don't see Max in there.
Imagine this:
Rei: TAKAO! Kai is mine! He was mine and always will be MINE!
Takao: Never! I have the power of the Yaoi! Kai will be mine!
Rei: I don't care whether the writers prefer you or not, but THIS IS WAR!
Takao: The writers will never be on your side. You ate the last director!
Rei: You would too! You just wouldn't admit it. They made Kai lose with no payback, and you were angry as well!
Max: T_T I feel unwanted!!!!
Rei: Would you like me to eat you, Takao?
Max: I must get Takao. I have to regain my loved power....
Takao: I know you want me as well...Rei.
Rei: Don't be ridiculous.
Max: I must get Kai, and Rei and Takao, and all the other people in this world....maybe except for Kenny.
Takao: Don't lie Rei. You know you think I'm sexy as hell.
Rei: ...
Takao: The silence just helps my judgment!
Rei: ...you are cruel....but there's one person who doesn't want you, and I know it may not be me, but...
Takao: Who can surpass my mighty power?!
Max: Me! So you got Kai easily! Well I, Max, lord of the Ukes, will never let you get away with this!
Rei: And they say ukes are weak...*winks*
Takao: Well how are you going to do this?! Everyone loves me. I am the champion, the son of the God of Yaoi.
Rei: Actually everyone loves Kai...he has more fangirls than you can count.
Takao: So? Kai is my own.
Max: Kai claims as you is who HE owns. Takao, you just outyaoied yourself.
Rei: That's right, besides Takao, everybody still likes Kai/Rei more than Kai/Takao!
Takao: Do you think you have won this war so easily?
Max: Not me, not Rei. Kai has won this war, Takao! I rather that.
Takao: Kai? He is my partner in battle! He is on my side!
Rei: You really think so?
Max: Reminds me so much of Beyblade itself. Lookie how many times Kai betrayed us! 1, 2...uhh...2...
Takao: No! Kai would never do this!
Rei: He has before, and you said that before also.
*GASPIES! KAI APPEARS!*
Kai: You can't win wars with just looks and attitude Takao!
Takao: Kai! You were on my side!
Kai: The simple repeat of G Revolution.
Takao: What?!
Max: He means that you thought we were all together and on your side. Then we all left you to win the Championships, but you were affected by Kai leaving the most, ^__^ Of course, you lost to Rei for Kai once, because you were too busy wanting to win. (Episode 10) Then I battled you and lost, though KaiMax remains semi-popular. Now when you battled Kai, you beat him once. But he has went to the other side. (Leaving G Revolutions for BEGA) And now, they are winning.
Rei: ...how unusually intelligent of you, Max.
Takao: So where's the part where we all eventually join up together to beat BEGA?
Rei: There is no BEGA in Yaoi Wars. Yuriy has won over Brooklyn, Mystel has been claimed by either Brooklyn or Max. Garland...by a lot of people, Ming Ming.......well, skip her and Moses...yeah.
Takao: So you're all against me eh? I have the power of the writers!
Kai: Not exactly.
Takao: What?
Max: Beyblade IS over, doofus. Fandom rages on the wars now.
Takao: You mean I lost?
Max: This is getting too serious!! I WANT YA TAKAO! *glomps*
Rei: Well, can't let a glomp be wasted...*glomps*
Kai: ...I must not lose. *jumps into pile of glomping as well*
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..cough, I like theories, X3
-spot
One thing bothering me, I don't bother to find fanart of anything. I simply use the imagination that lurks inside my head to conquer and rule all! Haha, I may not be a very good fan of any pairing because of that. Though my head is enough for me! If anybody does have links to any fanart. (Preferably Rei/Max goodness or something Shoujo-ai) Tell moi! I still don't like Kai, go me. Hmm, I'm going to work on a ltitle siggy banny with all me obsessions on it. It shall contain...Max, duh. Rei/Max. Kiki, Rei/Minako, Miroku, Miroku/Sango, and of course a character from a certain game that the other character from a certain game pissed me off. Though I'm not sure I can fit it all...
That is why I have devised a plan!! *GASPIES!* (Throws out a blueprint) The architects have sketched the Rei/Max on this left side here. Deciding that this should be a GIF banner and possibly have Animation of it. All the constructors are currently discussing this large and success of a sig banner! Though we do need an avatar too! If we cannot fit it all in, the Animation will help by strolling or something. Wouldn't it be cool if I stopped being lazy and learned flash and made a flash banner? I've seen them, THEY ARE COOL! Now instead of spending about 3 hours on Photoshop working on this, I will use as much as 3 days!
Wait, why do you care?!?!
Anyway.....
*cough* I'm going to speak much about Anime today, not just Beyblade, mind you. ...or maybe I will.
Well, first of all, I have never really spoken much about this pairing before, but now I shall!
Kai/Rei. What got me into it? What got me out? I dunno, but apparently so many people like Kai/Rei, the practical reason is possibly because they're two hot guys. And they have a lot of screentime. There's plenty of hints plus people have this really weird reason that makes no sense...or maybe it does:
They look cute together.
Or, another possible reason is the fact that Kai is such a cold, heartless bastard, wouldn't you think that a calm and patient person would reveal Kai's true feelings? As if Takao's "I WILL ANNOY YOU UNTIL YOU DIE" Attitude or Max's, "I'M HAPPY, WATCH ME BEING HAPPY!" Attitude.
Though, why all of a sudden, did so many TakaoKai hints appear in G Rev? oh sure, a lot of Rei/Takao, and Max/Takao did too. (And Rei/Hitoshi and Rick/Max, uh huh) Even Yuriy/Kenny or Yuriy/Daichi or even Kenny/Yuriy/Daichi. (If I say that to Lefty, I think I'll freak her out, XD) I mean, even ReiMao wasn't much in it but it's the CANON pairing. So, since when did Takao and Kai discover each other and slept with together behind Rei and Max's backs? Simple.
Takao is the champion. Kai wants to be champion. Kai is a cold, heartless bastard. If you add that up, could it be possible that Kai would do anything, even dump poor wittle Rei for the sake of Takao? So, when he did, a sudden spur of the moment went to Kai, "OMFGZ, TAKAO ISTH SO HOTZ!!!" Then, being his "cold and bastard-like self, " "BAIBAI REI! I LIKE CAP BOY NOW!" So, is Rei heartbroken, did he in fact, EVEN know? Of course not, why?
Rei realized the same thing, "TAKAO! OMFGZ! YOU'RE SMEXY!!" And Max was too busy trying to not get molested by Rick in order to find Takao in which he so did as to..."I know you think we're best friend's Takao, but being the one with the least PG-13 thoughts...OH HELL WITH IT! COME HERE TAKAO!!!" But, alas, what is Takao doing?
"Hello monkey boy! I lost the other monkey boy to Rei, so now you're my monkey boy!" Takao went. Of course, Takao has NO KNOWLEDGE OF EVERYBODY CLINGING ONTO TO HIM WITH THEIR DAMN LIVES! See, the writers were all, "You know, not many people like Takao, let's make him hotter!" And they did. Then, "You know, all his teammates don't like him much, let's make them mushier!" And they did. This is as a fact, the Yaoi Bible statement. "And God came down to Takao. And he spoke: Thou deserve love! Thy gain love!" And thus did God prsent the gift of love to Takao. in which he used it as an advantage to everybody he saw. "Takao, is the son of the God of Yaoi!" Praise him! bring in the prophets!
Of course, there is not good with no evil. Since everybody does like a certain other character too. Who has won over so many fangirls and even fanboys going, "I WANTS MAH TEDDY-BEAR!" You guessed right, Mizuhara Max. Maxie gained everybody's hearts with his big blue eyes and sparkling freckles...UNTIL THE GOD OF YAOI GRANTED TAKAO THE GIFT OF YAOISM!!! SO, being the "traitor but seriously not looking so," TO win this war, MAX NEEDED TAKAO.
As you can see, it went from two hot guys in a pairing, Kai/Rei, into the other two of the team. Takao and Max. NOBODY in the Anime realizes that had happened! All the writers wanted was that Kai should fight Takao with the gift of YAOISM. But this had went overboard, and unlike Kai, it was Max!
We all know, that Max may not be in the grand famous pairings, such as Kai/Rei, Kai/Takao, and Kai/Yuriy, but do you not see? You would think that Kai is the dominate of all Yaoism, but it has all been covered by this clever scheme! Just to dignify Kai/Takao! Rei? He seemed to be the one most pushed into the background.
...or he ate the Vforce director so he lost his priviledges...LET'S GO WITH THAT!
Suddenly, I have not mentioned the pairing Rei/Max in that theory, but of course. My hope is that the supposed "traitor not seriously made to look like one" should lose. You know, Takao may be the best weapon to win over all the mighty Yaoi with, but, the one person you might not win is Rei. Who was originally with Kai before. And it seems so that Kai has stolen the weapon of mass destruction to Yaoism! That is my reason to why ReiTakao isn't as popular as KaiMax, or why Kai gets so many famous pairings. TAKAO IS THE MAGNET! THE SUN!! JESUS!!!
So there's this one gap left in this theory. WHY IS KAIREI SO POPULAR?! I may have explained why it disappeared in G Rev, but it's still very much popular in the fandom! (The only thing overriding it is Kai/OC) To state, Kai and Rei are two hot guys. Now before Yuriy, or Brooklyn, or Ozuma or those people appeared, Kai and Rei were the ONLY hot guys in 1st season. You would be like, "SOMEONE MISPLACED BISHIES IN THIS CRAPPY ANIME!" Also, Kai and Rei are the main people. They changed since the beginning of the series to G Rev. It brings you much detail and facts about the two. Did I not mention the hints in both 1st and 2nd season? It's called character devolopment. So, it just continued like that. The affectness of Takao becoming hot or Max turned adorably cute in Vforce didn't affect Kai/Rei at all. It was not until the actual hintings of Kai?Takao that it happened, in which people considered other possible pairings for Max.
The same mgiht be for Kai/Yuriy, but they're two hot guys with cool attitudes and magical gelled hair with cool bit-beasts and they are just badass, I don't really have to say anymore.
So all in all, do you think the writers succeeded in bringing KaiTakao out? Yes, but it never did overpower its biggest goal, Kai/Rei.
We all know WHY Spot doesn't like ANY of those three pairings, KaiRei, KaiTakao, and KaiYuriy. 1. Spot does not like Kai. 2. Spot is a fan of unpopular stuff. 3. I like Max and I don't see Max in there.
Imagine this:
Rei: TAKAO! Kai is mine! He was mine and always will be MINE!
Takao: Never! I have the power of the Yaoi! Kai will be mine!
Rei: I don't care whether the writers prefer you or not, but THIS IS WAR!
Takao: The writers will never be on your side. You ate the last director!
Rei: You would too! You just wouldn't admit it. They made Kai lose with no payback, and you were angry as well!
Max: T_T I feel unwanted!!!!
Rei: Would you like me to eat you, Takao?
Max: I must get Takao. I have to regain my loved power....
Takao: I know you want me as well...Rei.
Rei: Don't be ridiculous.
Max: I must get Kai, and Rei and Takao, and all the other people in this world....maybe except for Kenny.
Takao: Don't lie Rei. You know you think I'm sexy as hell.
Rei: ...
Takao: The silence just helps my judgment!
Rei: ...you are cruel....but there's one person who doesn't want you, and I know it may not be me, but...
Takao: Who can surpass my mighty power?!
Max: Me! So you got Kai easily! Well I, Max, lord of the Ukes, will never let you get away with this!
Rei: And they say ukes are weak...*winks*
Takao: Well how are you going to do this?! Everyone loves me. I am the champion, the son of the God of Yaoi.
Rei: Actually everyone loves Kai...he has more fangirls than you can count.
Takao: So? Kai is my own.
Max: Kai claims as you is who HE owns. Takao, you just outyaoied yourself.
Rei: That's right, besides Takao, everybody still likes Kai/Rei more than Kai/Takao!
Takao: Do you think you have won this war so easily?
Max: Not me, not Rei. Kai has won this war, Takao! I rather that.
Takao: Kai? He is my partner in battle! He is on my side!
Rei: You really think so?
Max: Reminds me so much of Beyblade itself. Lookie how many times Kai betrayed us! 1, 2...uhh...2...
Takao: No! Kai would never do this!
Rei: He has before, and you said that before also.
*GASPIES! KAI APPEARS!*
Kai: You can't win wars with just looks and attitude Takao!
Takao: Kai! You were on my side!
Kai: The simple repeat of G Revolution.
Takao: What?!
Max: He means that you thought we were all together and on your side. Then we all left you to win the Championships, but you were affected by Kai leaving the most, ^__^ Of course, you lost to Rei for Kai once, because you were too busy wanting to win. (Episode 10) Then I battled you and lost, though KaiMax remains semi-popular. Now when you battled Kai, you beat him once. But he has went to the other side. (Leaving G Revolutions for BEGA) And now, they are winning.
Rei: ...how unusually intelligent of you, Max.
Takao: So where's the part where we all eventually join up together to beat BEGA?
Rei: There is no BEGA in Yaoi Wars. Yuriy has won over Brooklyn, Mystel has been claimed by either Brooklyn or Max. Garland...by a lot of people, Ming Ming.......well, skip her and Moses...yeah.
Takao: So you're all against me eh? I have the power of the writers!
Kai: Not exactly.
Takao: What?
Max: Beyblade IS over, doofus. Fandom rages on the wars now.
Takao: You mean I lost?
Max: This is getting too serious!! I WANT YA TAKAO! *glomps*
Rei: Well, can't let a glomp be wasted...*glomps*
Kai: ...I must not lose. *jumps into pile of glomping as well*
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..cough, I like theories, X3
-spot
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Date: 2005-04-28 04:24 am (UTC)You are the best Spot. You truly are. =D