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spottoI enjoyed writing chapter 20 of HFF, xP.
Anyway, this chapter has more...violence than usual, that's teh warning.
Done! Rarr.
R-POTE: Kazumi/Ku Fei
Anyway, this chapter has more...violence than usual, that's teh warning.
Chapter 20: Dam
”And to celebrate our victory, we are having a feast-aruyo!”
The tiger was sitting in front of several nikuman, as she had obtained it from Satsuki by borrowing acorns from some other animals, particularly Natsumi who seemed to have a lot of them.
Anya sighed, “I don’t get it, you dumb cat, what’s so great about these stupid buns!?”
”HEATHEN-ARU! DARE YOU DISGRACE THE ALMIGHTY NIKUMAN-ARUNE!?”
”Gah, I’m going back to the house. I don’t understand why that dumbass human hasn’t kicked you out of here yet,” And with that, the calico cat left the barn.
Haruna looked at all the nikuman in front of the hungry tiger, “Shouldn’t we wait for Konoka, Setsuna, Ako, Yuuna, and Kazumi to get back first? Maybe even share it with Chisame, heh.”
”They’re taking too long-aru, and the nikuman are getting cold-aruyo…”
”HEY! Can I join in the feast TOO!?” A voice yelled from outside.
”Why does that pig keep following us-arune?”
Haruna crossed her fins, “I invited her! She’s cool!”
”But more animals mean less nikuman for me-aru!”
“You should’ve thought of that before we met Miss Mysterious Piggie.”
”You mean Misora-aruka?”
”I AM NOT MISORA! I don’t know who Misora is, do you? I’m simply a passing by pig, who is mysterious, so I am the Mysterious Pig!” said Misora.
Ku Fei looked at the pig, “Misora’s weird-aru.”
”HEY!”
Natsumi came running towards the three animals sitting behind numerous nikuman, “They’re back! The animals that went to the vet are back!”
”WE CAN START THE FEAST NOW-ARUYO! The appetizers are shrimp nikuman, great for the water creatures here-aru. The main dish is the regular old-fashioned nikuman-aru. And for dessert…”
The tiger grabbed the canary that had just entered the barn, “CANARY NIKUMAN-ARUYO!”
”I thought we agreed you wouldn’t eat me!”
”I said ‘not yet’-aru,” The feline put the yellow bird back onto the ground which had hay scattered all over it, “one day you will be eaten, Kazumi…watch out.”
Haruna mused, with her fin rubbing her chin, “She must be serious, since she didn’t even use ‘aru’ at the end of that sentence. Yep! Watch out, Kazumi!”
Yuuna jumped into a large pile of hay, “Mhmmm…back home…with no evil death needle…”
”Say…what took you guys so long?” Chizuru asked as she took one of the nikuman on the ground.
Konoka replied, “We bumped into two humans! I didn’t know what they said, you’d have to ask Chisame-san!”
The barn door slammed wide open, and there stood Chisame, as a fox, “We’re going to Kappa Lake.”
”Why?”
”Fishing, mostly since the fish left the river and went to the lake to spawn, plus there’s no food currently. I could easily just eat a canary or something, but I’m pretty sure a small minority of you would object to that bird being eaten.”
Kazumi grumbled, “Why do they always mention me when they mention something to eat? I’M NOT RESPECTED AROUND HERE! And secondly, NOBODY TOLD ME WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I PASSED OUT! Just for that I’m staying at the barn. You go have fun at that lake!”
”Awww…oneechan doesn’t want to come?” Ako asked.
”No. Now go.”
”Okay! Have fun here ALL BY YOURSELF, KAZUMI!” Haruna waved.
”…nobody else is staying?”
”Nope!”
And with that, all the animals besides a canary, and though they didn’t notice, also a translucent spirit, left the farm.
Sayo watched as the rest disappeared into the distance, “You’re not going, Kazumi-san?”
”No…and I don’t see why you’re not going…there’s nothing to really do here.”
”I’m a ghost, Kazumi-san, what can I do at a lake? Also I can’t seem to go to anywhere far…”
”But you went with us to the volcano—“
”…unless I’m going with you.”
Kazumi rubbed her head, “That’s odd…”
”Oh yeah, there’s something I need to tell you about Chisame…and if you want, everything that happened when you passed out!”
The canary attempted to jump-hug the ghost, but went right through her, though seemed unfazed, “MY TRUE FRIEND!”
-
The many amounts of animals were walking by the river, while some were swimming in the river, following it to Kappa Lake. As they continued they had almost reached the lake, but Yuuna noticed a dam at the end of the river leading to the lake. It told her they were there.
”They? Who are THEY!?” Haruna asked.
”THEY! THEM! The most evil animals in the world! The otters’ sworn enemy…THE BEAVERS!” Yuuna declared, and as such, all the other animals present gasped, besides the ones who weren’t as silly as Yuuna, such as Chisame.
Haruna thought for a moment, “Wait…aren’t you a beav—“
”DON’T SAY IT-ARUYO!” Ku Fei yelled.
”Say what? I thought Yuuna’s a beav—“
”DON’T SAY IT!” More animals interrupted the penguin, including the tiger, the chick, the koala, the crane, the seal, the owl, and even the fox.
Haruna was confused, “Eh? But I thought Yuuna was a BEAVER!”
Ku Fei shouted, “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-ARUYO!!!!”
”Hey! I AM NOT A BEAVER! How dare you call me a beaver! The most evil, distasteful, disgusting, stupid…”
”She’s going to be rambling about that for a while…”
”What’s that sound?”
All the animals heard the question come from deep within the dam that was blocking the water creatures from getting through. Sure, they could just get onto the land and walk about three metres to the lake, but they were a tad too stubborn to do something as minor as that, especially Yuuna, who was enraged at seeing the hell dam, a place of devil-born animals.
A plump beaver climbed out of the dam, and noticed the many animals surrounding its home, “Okay, why the hell are you disrupting our sleep?”
Yuuna growled, and tried to jump onto the beaver, but Haruna grabbed her by the stomach and tried to restrain her, thrashing violently in the water, “GAAAARRRR!!! BEAVER! KILL! KILL! KILL! BEAVER! RARR!”
”Oh, so there’s a stupid otter here. I haven’t seen one ever since that horde of otters came here for the fish and supposedly most of them got eaten by a kappa…what stupid idiots.”
Yue looked up at the sky in deep thought, “From my travels of the world, there is still one mystery that I can’t seem to find the solution of…why do otters and beavers despise each other?”
”BECAUSE BEAVERS ARE THE ANIMALS CREATED BY SATAN!!!!” Yuuna screamed and freed herself from Haruna’s grasp, leaping at the dam. A fight resulted, and several more beavers came to beat Yuuna up.
Ku Fei wagged her tail, “So…are we going to go to the lake-aru?”
Ako cried, “But Yuuna-san is being hurt by the scary oversized Natsumis!”
”Hey…” Natsumi said, “Beavers are different from hamsters.”
”This isn’t an everyday fight for territory or anything, I think they’re trying to kill each other,” Yue said.
”Fine-aru! I, being a tiger, so I would be feared, will stop them-aruyo!” Ku Fei said as she prepared to join the fight.
A beaver snapped at Ku Fei, “We’re not afraid of anything!”
”Well, except one thing,” another one started, “but you’ll never find whatever it is that scares us, since none of them live around here!”
”And what would that be?” Chisame asked.
The ‘chief’ beaver smirked, “I suppose it’s fine to tell you, since finding one is impossible. We’re afraid of canaries.”
”…irony hits us today.”
Chisame looked at the animals around her, “Fastest one here is…Kuu. Ku Fei, go back to the farm and fetch Kazumi.”
”On it, aruyo!” The tiger ran off.
Yue watched the wildcat disappear into the distance, “Uh, is sending the animal that wants to eat Kazumi-san the most to get her by herself a wise thing to do?”
”Kuu knows if she eats Kazumi, Yuuna would also be dead, though I don’t know if the tiger really cares about either, but she did save both their lives once.”
-
”…and that is why there was a fox who sounded like Chisame, and that was also what happened when you were passed out,” Sayo finished, taking a deep breath, not that she needed one, right after.
Kazumi nodded, “I missed a lot, huh?”
”Yes you did-aruyo!” Ku Fei jumped into the barn.
”Eh? What are you doing here Kuu? Why are you alone—wait, you’re here to eat me, am I right?”
”No-aru! I have been sent to bring you to Kappa Lake, since you’re needed to stop something that’s blocking our way, well not really, but still, to the lake-aruka!”
Kazumi rested her head on one wing, as if she was in the ‘boredom’ position, “Yeah…and why should I help? You guys don’t respect me at all! I almost died last time!”
”Well-aru, if you don’t come I will eat you, and Yuuna’s life depends on you-aruyo! Now get on my back!”
She must be serious, since she didn’t end the last sentence with an ‘aru’…
”Okay, fine…”
-
”Shouldn’t we be…say, helping Yuuna?” Konoka asked as they had watched the fight with the lone otter and many beavers go on for ten minutes.
Setsuna crossed her wings, “My only purpose is to protect Ojou-sama. Besides, Yuuna attacked first, so she is not defending even though she definitely doesn’t have the upper paw here. If she were the one who was attacked, I would help.”
”So…why are you mammals afraid of small little canaries anyway?” Chisame asked.
The chief beaver replied, “Don’t you know? If a canary sings and we hear it, WE EXPLODE!”
”What!? That doesn’t make any bloody sense! How can mere decibels of sound cause a biological being to spontaneously combust!?” Chisame yelled, “Are you trying to trick us because you want to consume a delicious canary or something!?”
”What trick!? THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS, FOX. Canaries are responsible for the deaths of MILLIONS OF BEAVERS! Otters may be our prime enemies, but canaries are definitely close behind! Both these animals should’ve gone extinct in the natural war so many years ago!” The chief yelled, angered at how casual Chisame treated this situation.
Nodoka questioned, “Natural War?”
”Yes, fifteen years ago there was a war amongst many animals. The prey was getting tired of being eaten by predators, and as you know, us, the beavers are sometimes hunted by otters. One famous battle was between the beavers and the otters, and it was a ferocious fight. Surprisingly the canaries joined forces with the otters, which was odd since the canaries should’ve been on the prey side. I have heard the canaries signed a treaty with the otters, so that if the birds sided with them, they would protect them from other predators and not eat them. The otters were brilliant with strategy, although we had the best defence, their offence was excellent. There were many casualties and our best weapons were to gnaw trees down, striking several otters at once. In fact, we were actually winning until they dropped canary bombs on us…although there was never a definite conclusion at who had won the war, the canary bombs were devastating. The war ended when a great fisherman did something absolutely magnificent…where no war could touch us sacred animals again. However the beavers and the stupid otters have been at each other’s noses since,” the chief explained, “and now we’re going to have to execute your friend, so if you’ll please excuse me as I must do the honour in killing that otter…”
Ku Fei finally ran into the scene with a canary desperately clinging onto her back, “We’re back-aruyo!”
”I would like to know why I had to come—“ Kazumi started but was cut off by none other than the otter.
”SING KAZUMI! SING DAMN YOU!”
”Er, why? Female canaries never sing, only males—“
”SHUT UP AND JUST SING!”
”Sing what?”
”ANYTHING!!!”
The beavers noticed the canary and started to panic, “OH MY GOD! A CANARY! IMPOSSIBLE!”
Kazumi cleared her throat, “Here I go…I’ve never sung before:
Hikaru kaze wo oikoshitara
kimi ni kitto aeru ne
atarashii kagayaki HAPPY READY GO!!”
”Uh, what the hell is Kazumi singing?” Chisame muttered.
”…mezameta bakari no, tokimeki hajikesou
mune POCKET ni tsumete, sora wo miageta
maegami no yukue wo, kagami to niramekko
ORIGINAL egao de, kakenuketai yo…”
”OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD!” The beavers screamed, running around wildly.
”…ichibyou goto dokidoki, irodzuku kono hibi ga
miraichizu ni naru, takanaru kodou…”
Several animals besides the beavers started to dance to such a wonderful happy tune, except Chisame who found the whole situation utterly moronic.
”…hikaru kaze wo oikoshitara
nani ga matteiru no kana
amefuri demo heiki, niji ni naru yo
COLOURFUL HAPPY MATERIAL GO!!
kimi ni kitto aeru ne
chisana yuuki wo, sakase you!”
”AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!”
KABOOOOM!!
SPLAAAAT!!!
”HOLY (BLEEP!)!!!!” Kazumi yelled.
Yuuna jumped on top of the dam and raised her paws, “VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!”
The otter was laughing manically on top of the dam.
“That was dreadfully morbid,” Yue said.
Ku Fei patted the canary’s head, “Congratulations, Kazumi-aru! You just killed fifteen beavers-aruyo!”
Yet the bird was still in complete shock, not only did her song make a bunch of beavers explode, it was one of her favourite happy songs. Ako had run crying from the traumatizing sight into the feathers of Setsuna, hugging the ‘mother’ as she did not want to go up to the scariness that is Yuuna. Chisame wasn’t caring, and was yelling at all the animals to get to the lake already. Sayo was also a tad traumatized. She did see many animals die constantly, but not as horrible as this.
Chizuru pointed, “And this is why this story is rated PG-13!”
Yuuna was still laughing insanely on top of the dam, her cries of happiness echoing all over the lake.
”I’ll go knock Yuuna out to shut her up-arune…”
”Let’s also never speak of this again, and we shall from now on knock the otter out whenever we see a beaver, for both Yuuna and the beavers’ sake, oh and Ako’s too…” Yue announced.
The animals marched forth to the lake.
-
Yeah, um, I apologize for the great amounts of violence this chapter had. Usually whenever I introduce characters that aren’t canon like 3-A or the teachers or something, I usually make them minor. They either never say a thing, are a huge pack (like Eva’s wolves) or I just end up killing them or something, as seen in this chapter. Oh yeah, as I’ve said before, I can never have Yuuna in-character…
”And to celebrate our victory, we are having a feast-aruyo!”
The tiger was sitting in front of several nikuman, as she had obtained it from Satsuki by borrowing acorns from some other animals, particularly Natsumi who seemed to have a lot of them.
Anya sighed, “I don’t get it, you dumb cat, what’s so great about these stupid buns!?”
”HEATHEN-ARU! DARE YOU DISGRACE THE ALMIGHTY NIKUMAN-ARUNE!?”
”Gah, I’m going back to the house. I don’t understand why that dumbass human hasn’t kicked you out of here yet,” And with that, the calico cat left the barn.
Haruna looked at all the nikuman in front of the hungry tiger, “Shouldn’t we wait for Konoka, Setsuna, Ako, Yuuna, and Kazumi to get back first? Maybe even share it with Chisame, heh.”
”They’re taking too long-aru, and the nikuman are getting cold-aruyo…”
”HEY! Can I join in the feast TOO!?” A voice yelled from outside.
”Why does that pig keep following us-arune?”
Haruna crossed her fins, “I invited her! She’s cool!”
”But more animals mean less nikuman for me-aru!”
“You should’ve thought of that before we met Miss Mysterious Piggie.”
”You mean Misora-aruka?”
”I AM NOT MISORA! I don’t know who Misora is, do you? I’m simply a passing by pig, who is mysterious, so I am the Mysterious Pig!” said Misora.
Ku Fei looked at the pig, “Misora’s weird-aru.”
”HEY!”
Natsumi came running towards the three animals sitting behind numerous nikuman, “They’re back! The animals that went to the vet are back!”
”WE CAN START THE FEAST NOW-ARUYO! The appetizers are shrimp nikuman, great for the water creatures here-aru. The main dish is the regular old-fashioned nikuman-aru. And for dessert…”
The tiger grabbed the canary that had just entered the barn, “CANARY NIKUMAN-ARUYO!”
”I thought we agreed you wouldn’t eat me!”
”I said ‘not yet’-aru,” The feline put the yellow bird back onto the ground which had hay scattered all over it, “one day you will be eaten, Kazumi…watch out.”
Haruna mused, with her fin rubbing her chin, “She must be serious, since she didn’t even use ‘aru’ at the end of that sentence. Yep! Watch out, Kazumi!”
Yuuna jumped into a large pile of hay, “Mhmmm…back home…with no evil death needle…”
”Say…what took you guys so long?” Chizuru asked as she took one of the nikuman on the ground.
Konoka replied, “We bumped into two humans! I didn’t know what they said, you’d have to ask Chisame-san!”
The barn door slammed wide open, and there stood Chisame, as a fox, “We’re going to Kappa Lake.”
”Why?”
”Fishing, mostly since the fish left the river and went to the lake to spawn, plus there’s no food currently. I could easily just eat a canary or something, but I’m pretty sure a small minority of you would object to that bird being eaten.”
Kazumi grumbled, “Why do they always mention me when they mention something to eat? I’M NOT RESPECTED AROUND HERE! And secondly, NOBODY TOLD ME WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I PASSED OUT! Just for that I’m staying at the barn. You go have fun at that lake!”
”Awww…oneechan doesn’t want to come?” Ako asked.
”No. Now go.”
”Okay! Have fun here ALL BY YOURSELF, KAZUMI!” Haruna waved.
”…nobody else is staying?”
”Nope!”
And with that, all the animals besides a canary, and though they didn’t notice, also a translucent spirit, left the farm.
Sayo watched as the rest disappeared into the distance, “You’re not going, Kazumi-san?”
”No…and I don’t see why you’re not going…there’s nothing to really do here.”
”I’m a ghost, Kazumi-san, what can I do at a lake? Also I can’t seem to go to anywhere far…”
”But you went with us to the volcano—“
”…unless I’m going with you.”
Kazumi rubbed her head, “That’s odd…”
”Oh yeah, there’s something I need to tell you about Chisame…and if you want, everything that happened when you passed out!”
The canary attempted to jump-hug the ghost, but went right through her, though seemed unfazed, “MY TRUE FRIEND!”
-
The many amounts of animals were walking by the river, while some were swimming in the river, following it to Kappa Lake. As they continued they had almost reached the lake, but Yuuna noticed a dam at the end of the river leading to the lake. It told her they were there.
”They? Who are THEY!?” Haruna asked.
”THEY! THEM! The most evil animals in the world! The otters’ sworn enemy…THE BEAVERS!” Yuuna declared, and as such, all the other animals present gasped, besides the ones who weren’t as silly as Yuuna, such as Chisame.
Haruna thought for a moment, “Wait…aren’t you a beav—“
”DON’T SAY IT-ARUYO!” Ku Fei yelled.
”Say what? I thought Yuuna’s a beav—“
”DON’T SAY IT!” More animals interrupted the penguin, including the tiger, the chick, the koala, the crane, the seal, the owl, and even the fox.
Haruna was confused, “Eh? But I thought Yuuna was a BEAVER!”
Ku Fei shouted, “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-ARUYO!!!!”
”Hey! I AM NOT A BEAVER! How dare you call me a beaver! The most evil, distasteful, disgusting, stupid…”
”She’s going to be rambling about that for a while…”
”What’s that sound?”
All the animals heard the question come from deep within the dam that was blocking the water creatures from getting through. Sure, they could just get onto the land and walk about three metres to the lake, but they were a tad too stubborn to do something as minor as that, especially Yuuna, who was enraged at seeing the hell dam, a place of devil-born animals.
A plump beaver climbed out of the dam, and noticed the many animals surrounding its home, “Okay, why the hell are you disrupting our sleep?”
Yuuna growled, and tried to jump onto the beaver, but Haruna grabbed her by the stomach and tried to restrain her, thrashing violently in the water, “GAAAARRRR!!! BEAVER! KILL! KILL! KILL! BEAVER! RARR!”
”Oh, so there’s a stupid otter here. I haven’t seen one ever since that horde of otters came here for the fish and supposedly most of them got eaten by a kappa…what stupid idiots.”
Yue looked up at the sky in deep thought, “From my travels of the world, there is still one mystery that I can’t seem to find the solution of…why do otters and beavers despise each other?”
”BECAUSE BEAVERS ARE THE ANIMALS CREATED BY SATAN!!!!” Yuuna screamed and freed herself from Haruna’s grasp, leaping at the dam. A fight resulted, and several more beavers came to beat Yuuna up.
Ku Fei wagged her tail, “So…are we going to go to the lake-aru?”
Ako cried, “But Yuuna-san is being hurt by the scary oversized Natsumis!”
”Hey…” Natsumi said, “Beavers are different from hamsters.”
”This isn’t an everyday fight for territory or anything, I think they’re trying to kill each other,” Yue said.
”Fine-aru! I, being a tiger, so I would be feared, will stop them-aruyo!” Ku Fei said as she prepared to join the fight.
A beaver snapped at Ku Fei, “We’re not afraid of anything!”
”Well, except one thing,” another one started, “but you’ll never find whatever it is that scares us, since none of them live around here!”
”And what would that be?” Chisame asked.
The ‘chief’ beaver smirked, “I suppose it’s fine to tell you, since finding one is impossible. We’re afraid of canaries.”
”…irony hits us today.”
Chisame looked at the animals around her, “Fastest one here is…Kuu. Ku Fei, go back to the farm and fetch Kazumi.”
”On it, aruyo!” The tiger ran off.
Yue watched the wildcat disappear into the distance, “Uh, is sending the animal that wants to eat Kazumi-san the most to get her by herself a wise thing to do?”
”Kuu knows if she eats Kazumi, Yuuna would also be dead, though I don’t know if the tiger really cares about either, but she did save both their lives once.”
-
”…and that is why there was a fox who sounded like Chisame, and that was also what happened when you were passed out,” Sayo finished, taking a deep breath, not that she needed one, right after.
Kazumi nodded, “I missed a lot, huh?”
”Yes you did-aruyo!” Ku Fei jumped into the barn.
”Eh? What are you doing here Kuu? Why are you alone—wait, you’re here to eat me, am I right?”
”No-aru! I have been sent to bring you to Kappa Lake, since you’re needed to stop something that’s blocking our way, well not really, but still, to the lake-aruka!”
Kazumi rested her head on one wing, as if she was in the ‘boredom’ position, “Yeah…and why should I help? You guys don’t respect me at all! I almost died last time!”
”Well-aru, if you don’t come I will eat you, and Yuuna’s life depends on you-aruyo! Now get on my back!”
She must be serious, since she didn’t end the last sentence with an ‘aru’…
”Okay, fine…”
-
”Shouldn’t we be…say, helping Yuuna?” Konoka asked as they had watched the fight with the lone otter and many beavers go on for ten minutes.
Setsuna crossed her wings, “My only purpose is to protect Ojou-sama. Besides, Yuuna attacked first, so she is not defending even though she definitely doesn’t have the upper paw here. If she were the one who was attacked, I would help.”
”So…why are you mammals afraid of small little canaries anyway?” Chisame asked.
The chief beaver replied, “Don’t you know? If a canary sings and we hear it, WE EXPLODE!”
”What!? That doesn’t make any bloody sense! How can mere decibels of sound cause a biological being to spontaneously combust!?” Chisame yelled, “Are you trying to trick us because you want to consume a delicious canary or something!?”
”What trick!? THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS, FOX. Canaries are responsible for the deaths of MILLIONS OF BEAVERS! Otters may be our prime enemies, but canaries are definitely close behind! Both these animals should’ve gone extinct in the natural war so many years ago!” The chief yelled, angered at how casual Chisame treated this situation.
Nodoka questioned, “Natural War?”
”Yes, fifteen years ago there was a war amongst many animals. The prey was getting tired of being eaten by predators, and as you know, us, the beavers are sometimes hunted by otters. One famous battle was between the beavers and the otters, and it was a ferocious fight. Surprisingly the canaries joined forces with the otters, which was odd since the canaries should’ve been on the prey side. I have heard the canaries signed a treaty with the otters, so that if the birds sided with them, they would protect them from other predators and not eat them. The otters were brilliant with strategy, although we had the best defence, their offence was excellent. There were many casualties and our best weapons were to gnaw trees down, striking several otters at once. In fact, we were actually winning until they dropped canary bombs on us…although there was never a definite conclusion at who had won the war, the canary bombs were devastating. The war ended when a great fisherman did something absolutely magnificent…where no war could touch us sacred animals again. However the beavers and the stupid otters have been at each other’s noses since,” the chief explained, “and now we’re going to have to execute your friend, so if you’ll please excuse me as I must do the honour in killing that otter…”
Ku Fei finally ran into the scene with a canary desperately clinging onto her back, “We’re back-aruyo!”
”I would like to know why I had to come—“ Kazumi started but was cut off by none other than the otter.
”SING KAZUMI! SING DAMN YOU!”
”Er, why? Female canaries never sing, only males—“
”SHUT UP AND JUST SING!”
”Sing what?”
”ANYTHING!!!”
The beavers noticed the canary and started to panic, “OH MY GOD! A CANARY! IMPOSSIBLE!”
Kazumi cleared her throat, “Here I go…I’ve never sung before:
Hikaru kaze wo oikoshitara
kimi ni kitto aeru ne
atarashii kagayaki HAPPY READY GO!!”
”Uh, what the hell is Kazumi singing?” Chisame muttered.
”…mezameta bakari no, tokimeki hajikesou
mune POCKET ni tsumete, sora wo miageta
maegami no yukue wo, kagami to niramekko
ORIGINAL egao de, kakenuketai yo…”
”OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD!” The beavers screamed, running around wildly.
”…ichibyou goto dokidoki, irodzuku kono hibi ga
miraichizu ni naru, takanaru kodou…”
Several animals besides the beavers started to dance to such a wonderful happy tune, except Chisame who found the whole situation utterly moronic.
”…hikaru kaze wo oikoshitara
nani ga matteiru no kana
amefuri demo heiki, niji ni naru yo
COLOURFUL HAPPY MATERIAL GO!!
kimi ni kitto aeru ne
chisana yuuki wo, sakase you!”
”AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!”
KABOOOOM!!
SPLAAAAT!!!
”HOLY (BLEEP!)!!!!” Kazumi yelled.
Yuuna jumped on top of the dam and raised her paws, “VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!”
The otter was laughing manically on top of the dam.
“That was dreadfully morbid,” Yue said.
Ku Fei patted the canary’s head, “Congratulations, Kazumi-aru! You just killed fifteen beavers-aruyo!”
Yet the bird was still in complete shock, not only did her song make a bunch of beavers explode, it was one of her favourite happy songs. Ako had run crying from the traumatizing sight into the feathers of Setsuna, hugging the ‘mother’ as she did not want to go up to the scariness that is Yuuna. Chisame wasn’t caring, and was yelling at all the animals to get to the lake already. Sayo was also a tad traumatized. She did see many animals die constantly, but not as horrible as this.
Chizuru pointed, “And this is why this story is rated PG-13!”
Yuuna was still laughing insanely on top of the dam, her cries of happiness echoing all over the lake.
”I’ll go knock Yuuna out to shut her up-arune…”
”Let’s also never speak of this again, and we shall from now on knock the otter out whenever we see a beaver, for both Yuuna and the beavers’ sake, oh and Ako’s too…” Yue announced.
The animals marched forth to the lake.
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Yeah, um, I apologize for the great amounts of violence this chapter had. Usually whenever I introduce characters that aren’t canon like 3-A or the teachers or something, I usually make them minor. They either never say a thing, are a huge pack (like Eva’s wolves) or I just end up killing them or something, as seen in this chapter. Oh yeah, as I’ve said before, I can never have Yuuna in-character…
Done! Rarr.
R-POTE: Kazumi/Ku Fei
