Oh the lulz, the lulz!
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spottoThe following is extremely crazy Negima ranting. You have been warned.
Dahdahdahdaaaaaah!
When you look back in your life, can you just NOT believe you did that or thought that or wanted that or tried to become that, or something? Well, I am doing that right now.
I mean there are lots of things, like...I don't know...uh. Maybe, "I CAN'T BELIEVE I MADE LIKE A WHOLE SHRINE OF THE GOD REI" or something along those lines or. "I CAN'T BELIEVE WHEN I WAS 12 AND NEW TO THE INTERWEBS THAT I SURFED CHATROOMS AND WAS PROBABLY STALKED BY SOME EVIL PEDOPHILE." You know.
!!! RANDOM POINTLESS INTERMISSION ZOMG !!!!
Kirami: DOUBLE-YOO TEE EFF XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD (number of "D's" reduced) ?!"
!!! END RANDOM POINTLESS INTERMISSION ZOMG !!!!
Right, where were we? XD
Oh right. So, have you ever thought that? I have. In fact I have now. I mean, there are a million of things you can think of like that. And of ALL things I decide to rant on...well, it's not very surprising...yes, of my fandom. :X
Here is a picture, from the manga, in fact:
Observe it very closely. What do you notice? Yes. There are six female characters, and five of them are in maid outfits. (zomgsexslaves) What do you notice about these characters? Four of them are the Sports Girls, and we have Eva and Chachamaru. So what? What do you mean so what? I was looking at the early chapters of Negima and I rarely ever do because they tend to suck (but not seeing them for so long make them interesting), and when I got to this picture, I just automatically said:
"Wow, it's interesting how different it is now than from more than a year ago."
What did I mean? Well...
When I first got into Negima, and I was a late bloomer, getting into it in January of 2007, while the manga itself started in 2003, XD, my first favourite character was Yue. My second favourite character was Eva, and third was Chisame (and still is...) then Kazumi and yadda yadda. In fact, I'll go find it in my archives and paste it here:
"1. Yue Ayase
2. Eva
3. Chiu
4. Asakura (I realize that's Kazumi's last name...xP)
5. Sayo
6. Chachazero
7. Kono of the KonoSetsu
8. Baka Blue (Kaede, xP)
9. Baka Pink (Makie...and the dub butchered the pronunciation of her name which is ridiculous because it's easy to pronounce Makie...>>)
10. Setsu of the KonoSetsu"
Yes, at that time I did not realize the greatness and awesomeness and badassness of Kazumi. In fact I even called her Asakura. WHAT WAS WRONG WITH ME!? D: *cough*
But anyway, Evangeline used to be at #2 spot. Now she doesn't even break my top ten. And who HAS broken my top ten? Yuuna...Ako, Chachamaru and Akira are near, and Makie is hanging around there. Eva is basically...behind them all.
It just seems...interesting to see how reversed it is. Back then I didn't even CARE about the minor-ish characters, proclaiming that they should even STOP focusing on them so much and "get to the major characters" (AKA the good part) part already! What kind of lost soul was I back then? D:
!!! OMFG!!! SERIOUS INTERMISSION! ZOMG!! !!!
Okay, what I typed above was like six hours ago because I just had the THIRD NEGIMA DREAM IN THE SPAN OF THREE DAYS!!!!
I never typed out the second one because it was really short. That one was me loading a really wicked-looking N64 emulator and playing a really cool-looking Zero from Megaman, where the prizes of winning are some awesome KazumiSayo fanart. WHY WAS THAT DREAM NOT REAL?
This dream however, should not be real.
We were going on a Field Trip across the US border to visit a prison...!
There, the prison had this presentation, and after they finished we left, I only had a glimpse of what it was like!
We looked around the city, and the prison was attached to the city hall, a gift shop, and even a school. O___o My friend was there in the dream too, her name is Eva.
Then we had to go.
So we were going back, waiting for the bus, when suddenly the US BORDER BECAME LIKE AN IRAQI BATTLEFIELD. I for some reason owned a cellphone and tried to call my parents but the signal was all fuzzy, and so was everyone else's! (We were apparently like six-years-old...going on a field trip to a prison...yeah.) My teacher, who was actually my AWESOME COMP CIV teacher and the BUS driver managed to escape (You left all the children!!! D<) onto the back of a truck and drive off in front of the fence. (This big giant fence was like, big) We were all crying because we were trying to get out all the food we had and try to save it all. For some reason the scene changed to my house, where my parents were worried, and when they visited the school, my apparently AWESOME COMP CIV teacher and the bus driver were PETRIFIED. The truck was a trap!
And who petrified them? FATE AVERRUNCUS ZOMG. The evil white-haired pretty boy from Negima!!!
And suddenly he unleashed ALL EVIL.
Then, the LIVE ACTION SAILOR MOON CAST CAME TO OUR RESCUE! Except their voices was like some stupid joking immature male 16-year-old dubbing over their voices...
"HURRHURRHURR I AM SAILOR MOON DEFENDER OF JUSTICE HURRHURRHURR"
"YEH, AND I AM MERCURY DEFENDER OF WATER AND BOOKS AND STUFF HAR!"
"THAT IS RIGHT. HAR! AND I AM MARS, DEFENDER OF ALL THINGS THAT BURN SHIT LOLOLOLOL"
"I AM JUPITER DEFENDER OF WOOD. EW. LIEK EW. OR WAS IT LEAVES. OR WAS IT LIGHTNING. BLEH."
"AND I AM VENUS, DEFENDER OF LOVE OR WHATEVER."
Then there was like some SUPER SENTAI evil being about to KILL US ALL OMFG! "OH NOES! SOME GIGANTIC EVIL MONSTER!!!"
Suddenly, the scene switched to the BAKA RANGERS, and they broke the fourth wall, pointing at the TV, "ONE OF US IS NOT REAL AND REALLY AN EVIL PERSON OMFG WHICH ONE OF US IS THAT!?!?!?" Suddenly, LIVE ACTION Evangeline came out in SAILOR SATURN'S outfit, and started turning EVIL.
"HARHARHAR! I AM THE MOST EVIL OF EVIL!!!"
And she started turning HUGE and BIG and EVIL monster sentai-like and ALL WAS LIKE DOOMED. Then a bunch of other characters appeared in FIRST-SEASON ANIME STYLE, including Kazumi and a WTF SHORT-HAIRED SAYO!?!?!?! She looked like her little sister, O_o. And they were all like, "WHAT DO WE DO!?!?!?" and Sayo heroically volunteered to possess the evil Evangeline-Saturn-monster-thing and try to kill it from the inside. Which is actually the exact same thing Saturn did in the S season. NEVERTHELESS, she volunteered and jumped in. And then the monster started DYING. (you know how the beams of light start shooting out in every direction? That happened) and she EXPLODED!!!! O:
All the debris fell and disappeared and everybody stared at the burnt nothingness left...and suddenly everybody cries, because Sayo is NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. She died...like, TWICE!!! And I was like, "NOOOOOO!" as if I was watching a TV still stuck at the US border. And Kazumi fell down beside Chamo all shocked and in horrible angst! AND LIKE NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! SAYO IS DEAD! DDDDDDDDD: Somehow it magically became me sitting in front of a computer typing a fanfiction.net review, "This story was very very very sad. WHY DID YOU KILL SAYO!?!?!
T________________T"
And then...I woke up. THAT was when I woke up.
Like wtf.
So staring at evil adult Evangeline before bed may not be good for me.
!!! END OMFG!!! SERIOUS INTERMISSION! ZOMG!! !!!
Okay, back to the topic at hand...XD
Wait, what topic at hand?
That Eva used to be a number two spot and now is like number 15? Maybe I've been staring at the Negima popularity rankings way too much.
But this is me of back then...
"Yue Yue Yue! My crack pairing is YuexEva! HAHAHA! Makie is awesome, she is such an idiot and cute. Who the hell is Yuuna? Asakura is awesome at times. But I wish they'd hurry up and pass all these shit episodes and get to important stuff like KONOSETSU lol!"
If I went back in time and showed the me of before that I made a sports pack with Yuuna and Ako on it, I don't think the past me would believe me. XD. In fact, I liked Ako a lot more than Yuuna first than even Yuuna. Heck, I might even have liked Akira more than her. XD
And I was all KONOSETSU rather than KAZUSAYO. The only reason KazuSayo took over my life was because of my "best for last philosophy' which led to that....XP
I was in the midst of saving pictures too. "I'll save all the Yue stuff, then save tons of Eva stuff, then save all the Chiu stuff, then finally save a few Asakura pictures". Yep. It is always like this with every damn fandom.
Right now? Not that there's anything WRONG with it, but YuunaxMakie infuriates me, more than any other Sports Pairing. I mean, I don't even see that many AkoxAkira stuff accompanying it. There's also MakiexAko and AkiraxYuuna (I've actually never seen this, lol.) And heck, I've seen AkiraxMakie in a fanfiction. But I wish there was just SOME MOAR YuunaxAko. The problem at the moment is this. (But it seems like YuunaxMakie and AkiraxAko is the strongest in terms of "friendship" in the manga at the moment. >>; BLAH!) Negi? Who's Negi?
Kazumi and Sayo may not be as popular as Yuuna and Ako as characters...
But KazumixSayo is far more popular than YuunaxAko.
What a conflicting issue.
Although, Yuuna and Ako becoming the most popular sports girls (TAKE THAT MAKIE! Lolololol) must mean something.
It's kind of parallel to me liking Makie in the past, Makie was popular in the past...now she is not. XD
It could mean some more YuunaxAko stuff will surface, but that is only for the Japanese to decide...
Until then I'll rely on writing fanfiction. XD Which I don't think is even a yuri, although I plan to involve every Sports Girl in quite a major way. (Yes, even Makie. >>;)
To end this entry...YUUNA IS AN EVIL CHARACTER BECAUSE SHE HAS BECOME AN ADDICTING DRUG THAT HAS CAUSED EVERY POPULATION OF PEOPLE AND EVEN PLANTS TO FALL IN LOVE WITH HER. OMFG.
But she is not evil. The reason this even happened in the first place is Aoi-dono. O:
I mean there are lots of things, like...I don't know...uh. Maybe, "I CAN'T BELIEVE I MADE LIKE A WHOLE SHRINE OF THE GOD REI" or something along those lines or. "I CAN'T BELIEVE WHEN I WAS 12 AND NEW TO THE INTERWEBS THAT I SURFED CHATROOMS AND WAS PROBABLY STALKED BY SOME EVIL PEDOPHILE." You know.
!!! RANDOM POINTLESS INTERMISSION ZOMG !!!!
Kirami: DOUBLE-YOO TEE EFF XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD (number of "D's" reduced) ?!"
!!! END RANDOM POINTLESS INTERMISSION ZOMG !!!!
Right, where were we? XD
Oh right. So, have you ever thought that? I have. In fact I have now. I mean, there are a million of things you can think of like that. And of ALL things I decide to rant on...well, it's not very surprising...yes, of my fandom. :X
Here is a picture, from the manga, in fact:
Observe it very closely. What do you notice? Yes. There are six female characters, and five of them are in maid outfits. (zomgsexslaves) What do you notice about these characters? Four of them are the Sports Girls, and we have Eva and Chachamaru. So what? What do you mean so what? I was looking at the early chapters of Negima and I rarely ever do because they tend to suck (but not seeing them for so long make them interesting), and when I got to this picture, I just automatically said:
"Wow, it's interesting how different it is now than from more than a year ago."
What did I mean? Well...
When I first got into Negima, and I was a late bloomer, getting into it in January of 2007, while the manga itself started in 2003, XD, my first favourite character was Yue. My second favourite character was Eva, and third was Chisame (and still is...) then Kazumi and yadda yadda. In fact, I'll go find it in my archives and paste it here:
"1. Yue Ayase
2. Eva
3. Chiu
4. Asakura (I realize that's Kazumi's last name...xP)
5. Sayo
6. Chachazero
7. Kono of the KonoSetsu
8. Baka Blue (Kaede, xP)
9. Baka Pink (Makie...and the dub butchered the pronunciation of her name which is ridiculous because it's easy to pronounce Makie...>>)
10. Setsu of the KonoSetsu"
Yes, at that time I did not realize the greatness and awesomeness and badassness of Kazumi. In fact I even called her Asakura. WHAT WAS WRONG WITH ME!? D: *cough*
But anyway, Evangeline used to be at #2 spot. Now she doesn't even break my top ten. And who HAS broken my top ten? Yuuna...Ako, Chachamaru and Akira are near, and Makie is hanging around there. Eva is basically...behind them all.
It just seems...interesting to see how reversed it is. Back then I didn't even CARE about the minor-ish characters, proclaiming that they should even STOP focusing on them so much and "get to the major characters" (AKA the good part) part already! What kind of lost soul was I back then? D:
!!! OMFG!!! SERIOUS INTERMISSION! ZOMG!! !!!
Okay, what I typed above was like six hours ago because I just had the THIRD NEGIMA DREAM IN THE SPAN OF THREE DAYS!!!!
I never typed out the second one because it was really short. That one was me loading a really wicked-looking N64 emulator and playing a really cool-looking Zero from Megaman, where the prizes of winning are some awesome KazumiSayo fanart. WHY WAS THAT DREAM NOT REAL?
This dream however, should not be real.
We were going on a Field Trip across the US border to visit a prison...!
There, the prison had this presentation, and after they finished we left, I only had a glimpse of what it was like!
We looked around the city, and the prison was attached to the city hall, a gift shop, and even a school. O___o My friend was there in the dream too, her name is Eva.
Then we had to go.
So we were going back, waiting for the bus, when suddenly the US BORDER BECAME LIKE AN IRAQI BATTLEFIELD. I for some reason owned a cellphone and tried to call my parents but the signal was all fuzzy, and so was everyone else's! (We were apparently like six-years-old...going on a field trip to a prison...yeah.) My teacher, who was actually my AWESOME COMP CIV teacher and the BUS driver managed to escape (You left all the children!!! D<) onto the back of a truck and drive off in front of the fence. (This big giant fence was like, big) We were all crying because we were trying to get out all the food we had and try to save it all. For some reason the scene changed to my house, where my parents were worried, and when they visited the school, my apparently AWESOME COMP CIV teacher and the bus driver were PETRIFIED. The truck was a trap!
And who petrified them? FATE AVERRUNCUS ZOMG. The evil white-haired pretty boy from Negima!!!
And suddenly he unleashed ALL EVIL.
Then, the LIVE ACTION SAILOR MOON CAST CAME TO OUR RESCUE! Except their voices was like some stupid joking immature male 16-year-old dubbing over their voices...
"HURRHURRHURR I AM SAILOR MOON DEFENDER OF JUSTICE HURRHURRHURR"
"YEH, AND I AM MERCURY DEFENDER OF WATER AND BOOKS AND STUFF HAR!"
"THAT IS RIGHT. HAR! AND I AM MARS, DEFENDER OF ALL THINGS THAT BURN SHIT LOLOLOLOL"
"I AM JUPITER DEFENDER OF WOOD. EW. LIEK EW. OR WAS IT LEAVES. OR WAS IT LIGHTNING. BLEH."
"AND I AM VENUS, DEFENDER OF LOVE OR WHATEVER."
Then there was like some SUPER SENTAI evil being about to KILL US ALL OMFG! "OH NOES! SOME GIGANTIC EVIL MONSTER!!!"
Suddenly, the scene switched to the BAKA RANGERS, and they broke the fourth wall, pointing at the TV, "ONE OF US IS NOT REAL AND REALLY AN EVIL PERSON OMFG WHICH ONE OF US IS THAT!?!?!?" Suddenly, LIVE ACTION Evangeline came out in SAILOR SATURN'S outfit, and started turning EVIL.
"HARHARHAR! I AM THE MOST EVIL OF EVIL!!!"
And she started turning HUGE and BIG and EVIL monster sentai-like and ALL WAS LIKE DOOMED. Then a bunch of other characters appeared in FIRST-SEASON ANIME STYLE, including Kazumi and a WTF SHORT-HAIRED SAYO!?!?!?! She looked like her little sister, O_o. And they were all like, "WHAT DO WE DO!?!?!?" and Sayo heroically volunteered to possess the evil Evangeline-Saturn-monster-thing and try to kill it from the inside. Which is actually the exact same thing Saturn did in the S season. NEVERTHELESS, she volunteered and jumped in. And then the monster started DYING. (you know how the beams of light start shooting out in every direction? That happened) and she EXPLODED!!!! O:
All the debris fell and disappeared and everybody stared at the burnt nothingness left...and suddenly everybody cries, because Sayo is NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. She died...like, TWICE!!! And I was like, "NOOOOOO!" as if I was watching a TV still stuck at the US border. And Kazumi fell down beside Chamo all shocked and in horrible angst! AND LIKE NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! SAYO IS DEAD! DDDDDDDDD: Somehow it magically became me sitting in front of a computer typing a fanfiction.net review, "This story was very very very sad. WHY DID YOU KILL SAYO!?!?!
T________________T"
And then...I woke up. THAT was when I woke up.
Like wtf.
So staring at evil adult Evangeline before bed may not be good for me.
!!! END OMFG!!! SERIOUS INTERMISSION! ZOMG!! !!!
Okay, back to the topic at hand...XD
Wait, what topic at hand?
That Eva used to be a number two spot and now is like number 15? Maybe I've been staring at the Negima popularity rankings way too much.
But this is me of back then...
"Yue Yue Yue! My crack pairing is YuexEva! HAHAHA! Makie is awesome, she is such an idiot and cute. Who the hell is Yuuna? Asakura is awesome at times. But I wish they'd hurry up and pass all these shit episodes and get to important stuff like KONOSETSU lol!"
If I went back in time and showed the me of before that I made a sports pack with Yuuna and Ako on it, I don't think the past me would believe me. XD. In fact, I liked Ako a lot more than Yuuna first than even Yuuna. Heck, I might even have liked Akira more than her. XD
And I was all KONOSETSU rather than KAZUSAYO. The only reason KazuSayo took over my life was because of my "best for last philosophy' which led to that....XP
I was in the midst of saving pictures too. "I'll save all the Yue stuff, then save tons of Eva stuff, then save all the Chiu stuff, then finally save a few Asakura pictures". Yep. It is always like this with every damn fandom.
Right now? Not that there's anything WRONG with it, but YuunaxMakie infuriates me, more than any other Sports Pairing. I mean, I don't even see that many AkoxAkira stuff accompanying it. There's also MakiexAko and AkiraxYuuna (I've actually never seen this, lol.) And heck, I've seen AkiraxMakie in a fanfiction. But I wish there was just SOME MOAR YuunaxAko. The problem at the moment is this. (But it seems like YuunaxMakie and AkiraxAko is the strongest in terms of "friendship" in the manga at the moment. >>; BLAH!) Negi? Who's Negi?
Kazumi and Sayo may not be as popular as Yuuna and Ako as characters...
But KazumixSayo is far more popular than YuunaxAko.
What a conflicting issue.
Although, Yuuna and Ako becoming the most popular sports girls (TAKE THAT MAKIE! Lolololol) must mean something.
It's kind of parallel to me liking Makie in the past, Makie was popular in the past...now she is not. XD
It could mean some more YuunaxAko stuff will surface, but that is only for the Japanese to decide...
Until then I'll rely on writing fanfiction. XD Which I don't think is even a yuri, although I plan to involve every Sports Girl in quite a major way. (Yes, even Makie. >>;)
To end this entry...YUUNA IS AN EVIL CHARACTER BECAUSE SHE HAS BECOME AN ADDICTING DRUG THAT HAS CAUSED EVERY POPULATION OF PEOPLE AND EVEN PLANTS TO FALL IN LOVE WITH HER. OMFG.
But she is not evil. The reason this even happened in the first place is Aoi-dono. O:
Dahdahdahdaaaaaah!
