HAPPY POTION FOR ADULTS!!!
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spottoThis is a happy story about LF2! Please read and the best treat to eat while reading this is spuds!
Little Saiyan Short: Continued
Story
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Woody <with Dennis on a cliff>: What in God’s name is he doing?!
[The dummy head rolls on the ground in front of familiar legs…]
Deep: *Nasty mean face*
Everybody (except Deep): DEEP!!!
Dennis: ^__^ Ok! He’s doomed!
Woody: *crosses arms* Well, no one told you to do that in the first place
anyway!
[Suddenly, Woody GASPS!]
Woody: Deep went to that convention with Firen and John! This is…IMPOSSIBLE!!!!
[Cut to scene where they’re at a Superhero Convention and Firen is sticking out
his tongue at a “Superman”, making John laugh like hell. Deep is standing, his
back facing them in a mad manner]
POOOOF!!!!!
[Deep changes into Rudolf!]
Rudolf: You people are stupid.
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<Superhero Convention>
[Deep, Firen, and John are walking down and looking at Superhero crap…err,
collectibles]
Deep: I don’t know why I had to go with you to this dumb convention!
Firen: Woody said us being “alone” would be the disaster to mankind. So yeah,
YOU ARE OUR DADDY FOR THE MOMENT!!
John: Yay! Daddy!
Deep: Oh dear God…
Bruce Wayne: Hello! I am Batman!
Firen: Bat…man?
John: Hey! Didn’t Bat dress up as him on Halloween?
Firen: Can you summon bats, Mr. Batman?
Bruce Wayne: I call them to me!
Firen: I still don’t know why so many superheroes have “man” as the suffix of
their names!
Bruce Wayne: …do you want my autograph?
John: Nah, we know a better “Batman” than you.
Bruce Wayne: Yeah?! I bet I can defeat such a person!!!
Peter Parker: Hey! I’m SPIDERMAN!!!
Deep: EEEEKKKK!!!! *runs into washroom*
John & Firen: O.O
Peter Parker; Err…does he have mental problems?
Firen: He does now.
John: I’m guessing that’s how mommy died, XD
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<Outside near some empty streets>
[Louis, Henry, and Freeze are talking about something]
Louis: Why do you need to learn how to drive? We can FLY!!!
Henry: I’m not sure people seeing us flying is very good for them.
Freeze: …why do you need me?
Louis: Oh, we can’t get a real car yet, so Freeze shall be your car for the
day!
Henry; What?!?!
Freeze: WHAT?!?!?
Louis; Look, we got to make sure you can handle a real car! So if you kill
Freeze that means you can’t handle a real car!!!
Henry: >> But Freeze doesn’t even look or act like a car!
Louis: Well, he doesn’t now, but he will!
Freeze: Hey! I only agreed to do this because you said it was important!
Louis: Oh shut up and honk.
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<Deep dark lair>
[Julian and his cronies are plotting a…plot!]
Julian: Excellent…all the Little Fighters are occupied at the moment. In very
ridiculous activities, but it will have to do. My minions AWAKEN!!!!
Justin: Aww, but can’t we sleep for just 5 more-
Julian: I SAID AWAKEN!!!!
Justin: >> Stupid S.O.B
Julian: For the last time, please do not insult my mother! She gets very much
like that if you call her that! Now, where is Bat? My most loyal henchman?
Knight: Sir, he went out to get bubble gum.
Julian: I did not allow him to go out to retrieve bubble gum at this time! Yes,
bubble gum is very important, but this is not the time to go and chew such a
lovely and marvelous substance!
Mark: Master, shall I go get him?
Julian: No need, I shall summon him myself. With this new power, I have the
ability to summon anything to appear in front of me!
Justin: Then why don’t you just summon the Little Fighters and kill them off
instantly?
Julian: YOU DO NOT QUESTION YOUR MASTER’S INTENTIONS!!!! Besides, that would be
too easy and much too dishonourable.
Knight: Killing them is dishonourable.
Julian: And you are also being dishonourable! Now, let me summon my most loyal
henchman! BAT! APPEAR BEFORE ME!!!
*A bat appears*
Justin: You’re not very good at this are you?
Julian: DID I ASK YOU TO TALK?! I DID NOT! NOW BE QUIET!!!!
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<Davis, Woody, Dennis and Rudolf are back at the cliff area>
Woody; Don’t you think we should be on the lookout for Julian’s cronies? I mean
surely, he must be plotting a plot at the moment!
Woody: Alright then.
Dennis: Let’s go do something pointless!
Rudolf: Why not?!
Dennis: YAY! TO THE TIMEWASTER!!!!
*The 4 boys fly off*
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<The SUPERHERO CONVENTION…washroom! DUNDUNDUN!!!>
Deep: This is all child’s play! I refuse to stay in this place any longer!
There are way too many spiders and bugs to handle! *rocks back and forth in a
corner sucking his thumb*
[The door creaks open]
Deep: *raises his special plunger* WHO DARES TO DISTURB DEEP’S HAPPY TIME?!?!
Firen: Uh, we were wondering if we could go home now.
Deep: HOME?! We ARE home, my pretties…heheheheh…go back to committing suicide
or whatever young one’s do for spare time! I must plot a plot that will plot a
plot to for a plot that will be plotted so the plot will plot to destroy you
all!!!!
Firen: O.o…right.
[Firen
cloes the door and turns his head to John]
Firen: Looks like we’re spending another night out!
John: I see that our well caring father is having his happy drinky time, no?
Firen: Drinky time?
John: You know, when he drinks his special magical potion that makes him go to
lala land…
Firen: Oh! The special potion!
Deep: *singing* Everything that matters to me is loooove…and my loooove is to
my potion! Skip with me happy leprechauns! Skip!!
Firen: Doesn’t that mean we have to lug him home again?! Argh!
John: Poor Johnny-boy doesn’t want to have sore bones carrying his well caring
but very heavy father back to home again…
Security Guards: What the hell? The convention is closed! What are you kids
doing here?!
Firen: oh, just waiting for our daddy to finish Happy Drinky Time…
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<Back on the streets!>
Henry: This is so embarrassing…
Freeze: YOU’RE not the one crawling around going RWOOM RWOOM!!!
Louis: Ok, Freeze’s head is the steering wheel, TURN HIS HEAD!!
Henry: Um, are you sure?!
Louis: YES!! *cracks whip*
Henry: O.O!!! Ok! Ok!
TWIST!
CRACK!!
Freeze: AGGHHH!! MY NECK!!!
Louis: Well, we’re all certain you can’t handle a car! You only just started
your Freeze Car and you already broke it!
Henry: Gaahh!!
[Freeze starts crawling around faster than a car on the streets because of the
constant pain in his neck]
Henry; Hey! Stop! STOP!!!
Louis: His right hand is the brakes! STEP ON IT! HARD!!! *cracks whip*
Henry: YOWCH!!!! *steps*
Freeze; AGGGHHHHH!!! *goes even faster*
Louis: Hmm, he didn’t stop; you must’ve broken him when you turned the steering
wheel…
Dennis: Hey! What’s happening down there?!
[A car suddenly screeches in time to stop and not crash into Freeze,
unfortunately it flies into a nearby building…which because of the car’s crash
knocks the building down…]
Louis: Hm, Henry, have you considered being a demolition worker?
Henry: How is this helping my driving?!?!
Louis: Talking while driving loses concentration!! *cracks whip* NOW DRIVE!!
Henry: YOWCH!!!
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Julian: Is THIS Bat?!
POOF!!!!
Horde of Hyenas: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Julian: ACCK! RUNN!! HYENAS!!!!
Bat: *comes walking in* I’m back Boss! Boss?!
[Bat peers into a small closet, where Julian and his minions are hiding]
Julian: Quick! Close the door! They will hear you!
Bat: What? Hear what-
Hyenas: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Julian: AAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mark: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!! O__O
Bat; Summon Bats!!!
[Bats…err bats start biting at the hyenas and scare them away!]
Bat: Phew!
Julian: MY HERO!!! *hugs Bat*
Bat: >>
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<Outside of Superhero Convention, our lovely guests are kicked out>
Security Guards: AND STAY OUT!!!
Firen: Daddy and his magical potions got us banned!!!!
Deep: Oh hello little girl! Would you like a wowwipop? *offers cigarette*
John: Silly daddy! Johnny-boy is not a girl! Johnny is a boy! And that is not a
wowwipop! That is what kills mommies and daddies!
Deep: And there once was a little flying pumpkin that gave wishes to all the
good cactuses, perhaps someday we’ll be good cactuses as well!
Firen: Hey! Look! It’s more nice adults coming to take us home daddy!!
Cop: Alright, hmm, drunk with kids, offering cigarettes to the kids. Sir, we’ll
have to take you in. You have the right to remain silent!
Cop #2: But he has these kids, what will we do with them?
Cop: We can’t let kids live with such a violent father like that! Why, he even
has a big sword! Did this mean man abuse any of you little kids?
Firen: He once gave me a happy daddy scar on my birthday!
John: Yeah! And daddy took us swimming! Except the water was red and I don’t
know why…
Cop #2: I think we should put them in foster care. One very special adopter
will that you kids to a better home!
Cop: That’s right! Julian’s Happy Kids Farm!
Cop #2: That man is such a good person, unlike this drunken one here. Well, let’s
go!
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Julian: Finally! We can now begin plotting for a plot to destroy those pesky
Little Fighters! Ah wait, I got to go to my Happy Kids Farm today! Those adorable
little children with no parents to care for, ahh, they all need a home, the
poor little youngsters…
Bat: You are the most hopeless person I have ever known.
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Dennis: Oh noes! We can’t go do something pointless now! Me and Davis
volunteered to work at the Happy Kids Farm for the little kids! Would you like
to come too?
Woody: Why not? The kids need food as well!
Rudolf: I don’t know, but I have a bad feeling about this…
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Louis: Alright, our next destination is to drive to the Happy Kids Farm. It’s a
tough route, so it’ll be worth a challenge, NOW GO!!!! *cracks whip*
Henry: Oh the agony…
Freeze: Stop complaining, you’re not the one that has to swallow gas at the gas
station!
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Julian: Hello friendly fellow cop! What brings you to the Happy Kids Farm?
Where all young children are happy until they find a new home!!
Cop: Well I got two more kids for this place. I put them with the others, is it
ok with you. Mr. Julian?
Julian: Oh of course! And please, call me Julie. That’s what all my friends
call me. Would you like to stay for tea?
Cop: Sorry, but I got to do my job! You should too, I bet it’s almost feeding
time! Bye Julie!
Julian: Such a nice man, isn’t he, Bat?
Bat: And I thought we were supposed to be evil!
Julian: Oh, you think I would run this business for nothing? All the children
that don’t get adopted become my army! That is how I mutate them into Justins
and such! Those unwanted ones must get revenge for those that have abandoned
them here! As if I treat them well! Ha!
Bat: Wasn’t this a nonprofit organization?
Julian: My profits are the children…to grow up and become mindless drones! Now
let’s see what juicy new batch the cops have brought us…
Firen: I wonder where daddy went.
John: He probably went to his happy place to drink his happy potion and watch
happy fairies dance in front of him!
Julian: Whoo! Hello children! My, such strong individuals you are!
Bat; Julian, those are two of the Little Fighters.
Julian: Why of course they are! That is why they’ll be very happy here and—Little
Fighters?!?!
Bat: Yes, your sworn enemies…for no reason whatsoever.
Julian: Oh, excellent. Now I have some of my own Little Fighters to raise! Then
I’ll have a HAPPY PARADISE!!!!
Bat: Or…we could threaten to kill them so the Little Fighters will give up for
their lives?
Julian: Of course! We could threaten to kill them so the Little Fighters will
give up for their lives! I AM SUCH A GENIUS!!
Bat: >> Yes, you are a genius, moron.
Dennis: Mr. Julian! We’re here to volunteer! OOOH! THAT RHYMES!
Rudolf: Oh joy, something rhymes. Rhymes probably save children from starving
in
Julian: oh! It’s the nice teens that will take care of the nice children!
Bat; Uh, Julian, they’re Little Fighters too.
Julian: Oh, first the kids are Little Fighters and now the volunteers are? Oh please,
don’t tell me everybody is a Little Fighter! I suppose I should kill them all
because of that, hum?
Woody: Why does Mr. Julian look and sound oddly familiar?
Dennis: It’s probably all the spuds going to your head! LET US VOLUNTEER FOR
THE GOOD OF THE CITY!!!!
Bat: This is your chance! We have two of the Little Fighters!
Firen: Hello Bat! What are you doing here? Are you a kid in the Happy Farm too?
Julian: Bat, please! The adults are doing their job.
Bat: Julian! HYENAS!!!
Julian: EEEEK!!!! I must hold the Little Fighters I have captive!!!! *holds up
Firen and John* If you volunteers want to see these two kids alive again, YOU
MUST GIVE UP AND KILL ALL THE HYENAS IN THE WORLD!!!
Bat; Or…we could hold them captive and you have to give up in order to stay
alive.
Julian: Why! We could only hold the kids captive and they have to give up in order
for the kids to stay alive! I AM A SHEER GENIUS!!
Bat: WHY do I work for you?!?!
John: *holds up cigarette* Do you want a Big People’s Wowwipop?
Woody: GASP! Now I remember, Mr. Julian is in fact, JULIAN!!
Dennis: GASP!
John: GASP!
Firen: GASP!
Rudolf: …
*Everybody glares at Rudolf*
Rudolf: >> Gasp.
Julian: That’s right! And if you ever want to see your little friends again,
you must give up for all of humanity!!!
[Suddenly, a police car falls on it’s hood and out jumps Deep!]
Deep: Hey! I’m responsible for those kids! And you aren’t going to kill them!
Firen & John: DADDY!!!!
Julian: One step closer and they’ll be 6 feet under!
Firen: Really? You can do that?! GASP! You must have daddy’s magical potion!!!
John: Oh no! He has stolen daddy’s magical potion! That is bad!
Firen: For that, I must burn you!!! *fist erupts in fire*
Julian: Heh, you can’t do anything to me, kid!!!
Freeze & Henry: INCOOOOOMMMINNGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Louis: Yah! Yah! *cracks whip twice*
Freeze: Firen! Light out your fire! LIGHT OUT YOUR FIRE! I HAVE GASOLINE IN M-
KAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[And thus, all of Happy Kids Farm explodes in to smithereens. In such a
miracle, no child was hurt, and only adults were!]
Firen: YAY! WE ARE SAVED!!!
John: YAY!
Julian: Curses! They have outsmarted me yet again! Let us leave, Bat, and when
we return, we will have plotted a new plot, TO DESTROY YOU ALL!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Call me! *disappears with Bat*
Firen: *pats Freeze’s head, who is torched in soot* you save us all! From now
on, you shall be…MOMMY!!!!
John: Yay! MOMMY!
Freeze: I can’t be your mom! I’m your damn brother!!!
Firen: Silly mommy, you are not my brother, Johnny-boy is. You are mommy who
drinks happy potion a lot that can explode and kill people, just like Big
People Wowwipop kills mommies and daddies!
John: *giggles*
Henry: Ughhh…
Louis: Did I say stop? I’m not getting you a car then!
Henry: Well no thanks! I think I’ll stick to flying because I don’t get whipped
there!
Louis: Oh all right. By the way, I was considering learning how to ride a
horse, and since you are the most horse like…*cracks whip* YAH! YAH!
Henry; Ahhhh!!!
Louis: Horses don’t scream! YOU MUST NEIGH!!
Dennis: And that is why all these happy stories end in happy endings! Firen and
John finally have their loving parents, daddy Deep and mommy Freeze. Oh,
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I WAS VERY HYPER TODAY, AND I MADE THIS TOO!!! LOOK AT IT AND AWE AT IT!! SPUUUDS!!!
Click!
That is all! BIBI!
-spot...SPUUDS!!
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Date: 2005-06-18 07:17 am (UTC)That's funneh. I've never seen the word happy so many times in, in...evar. Wheeot!
And I told you I'd read this sometime tomorrow. It's tomorrow here! and there too. ^^ w00t!
Perty bg....*-*
*continues cackling*
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Date: 2005-06-19 12:31 am (UTC)I'd quote things, but that would take up too much space.