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A very "special" family.

This guy was a jackass.

Tim Janitor lived a very short life, but apparently died happy for absolutely no reason due to using cheats…perhaps I should explain everything.

At this point I obviously started using custom stuff, but one day I bumped into this site. (Simlogical) and browsed my way to the institutional section. There was a school and a prison that I could build.

School wasn’t as attractive since I figured University would have some of that, but prison I was very interested in. As you all know the penal system is one of my biggest interests among other crime-related things. (I went on a tear these past few days watching Law and Order non-stop, lol) But at this point I didn’t have many people to fill the prison with, except the Sims that existed.

Soooo…that logically brings us to…this?

Ivan and Arthur became best friends after this.

I did not know that moving them into the prison made them lose their jobs, which actually is logical, but I for some reason kept that thought. So Ivan and Arthur lost their jobs and at this point I didn’t give the others jobs. Tim Janitor was SUPPOSED to be the warden of this facility.

Except he failed, hard.

All he did all day was swing on the swings, so much so that the Social Bunny appeared. After a few days with these guys in there I set them free. One reason because Ivan KEPT ESCAPING THE BASTARD, two because I felt sympathetic for little graphic figures of AI that virtually felt sad in being in a prison, particularly of Latvia.

Now why on earth did I bring Raivis here? And WHY did I make his cellmate…VASH?

And here begins the Vash story. Vash hates everyone and everyone hates Vash. (with the exception of Liech, and for some reason Toris makes enemies very easily…why is that?) Anyway, I think Vash and Raivis broke the record of having the most fights in a row, which was like, seven. So much that their motives went on an all time low, I had to provide many in-cell emergency meals to keep them alive (and it was littered aaaaall over the place! Everybody else was good and washed them…except Ivan who likes escaping)

Vash won the first two fights, which kind of makes sense, but I still felt sad. I was like: “C’MON LAT YOU CAN WIN A FIGHT~!” He proceeded to win in the next two fights. It was amazing.

That coupled with the fact that Tim Janitor fails, led to their early release.

…I decided to try again.

I created a new Sim, named Wyatt Warden. I really liked how he looked actually because I for once used the makeup option and it actually made him look better. (Gee Spotto, tell us other incredibly obvious things!) To make sure he doesn’t have a fail social life, I gave him a dog, named Gus Warden.

Actually he looks like a dork.

Him and Gus came into the prison just in time for me to kill Tim by old age. This was the first time I deliberately killed a Sim with a cheat. Before I trapped an annoying townie in a pool and he took forever to die, but his grave kept reappearing and the ghost scared the hell out of me. (Because I thought I SOLD the grave and then the ghost pops out of nowhere, that’s CREEPY)

I decided this time to be nice to the fail Sim, and make him have platinum mood before he went with the Hula Dancers. He died and I sold his grave. (I saved immediately afterwards, no random ghosts appearing for me again!) And my experiment started again.

This time, I brought in some girls too…which makes no sense. Co-op prisons are retarded. Oh well. Natalia and Elizabeta came along (that’s Belarus and Hungary for you non-name folks). I also changed up who I brought. I did not bring back Arthur, but brought Ivan back with multiple escape charges (lololol). I must’ve been feeling very cruel that day because I brought Raivis back. (With assault on inmate charges) I did NOT bring Vash back however.

Instead I brought Yong Soo to room with Raivis because I thought Raivis needed a friend and Yong Soo was like super outgoing. So I wasn’t THAT cruel I guess. I also returned Prussia who roomed with Ivan. (The girls roomed with the girls, duh)

This is one of my favourite screenshots ever....if only I can fix Yong Soo's face. D:

This is where Yong Soo and Natalia became super best friends, and Alfred thought Yong Soo was cheating which made him run in and smack him and then Yong Soo was furious at Alfred but Alfred, when I went back afterwards, had no recollection of doing such. O__o

Wyatt was much better and security was much less lax…this also caused me to release them all prematurely because I thought it felt too cruel. This was the last time I used the prison, maybe I’ll play with it again some day.

…So where does that take the Sims neighbourhood? I did give some pets to the other families. (I gave Prussia a stray dog, a wolf that was the same kind Yong Soo adopted. Mostly because it kept annoying me and beating up my own dogs, and Prussia owning a dog that beats up other dogs makes SO MUCH SENSE. This dog is named Scout.)

I also gave Raivis a small dog due to its…smallness and Raivis’ smallness. His name is Riga, named after the capital of Latvia.

I suppose I should describe the pets now!

It's backwards. The cat is hyper and the dog is a genius.

The very first ones I created were of Sasha and Jeanne. Sasha is a common name in Russia for a dog, and Jeanne is obviously named after Jeanne D’Arc of France. So you can clearly tell who owns these pets. After watching a MAD called Space Dog obviously dedicated to a dog named Laika, I contemplated changing Ivan’s dog’s name to Laika, but kept it Sasha, maybe another time with another dog.

(RIP Laika T__T)

They’re both at the top of their pet careers now. (Sending them to work is so annoying because after a certain pet ran away I have a fenced yard now, and I have to remember to unlock the gate to let them go to work or they won’t D: )

I have a collection of these.

Another pet I acquired later on was a stray that kept coming over. It was an aggressive and independent dog, so it was hard to get to know, but I really liked it. Its name is Benny. There are other dogs just like Benny (the black kind that’s in the wolf pack), like Scout, Baby, Wang, Dacoda, Beasley, and Champ just to name a few but Benny caused the least trouble. (Baby beat up Sasha twice, Champ beat up Jeanne, and Scout beat them ALL up, including Benny when I got Benny, lololol)

See?

After Scout was adopted Baby is by far my most annoying stray. It keeps killing my flowers and picking on poor Sasha. Benny avenged Sasha though, and beat up Baby. That was pretty awesome. It was also Baby that caused Benny to run away, they were chasing each other and ran right out the gate. D:

Benny came back, and thus I now lock the gates and fence all yards with pets.

I also bred Benny between Sasha, except the result was the ugliest thing I ever seen. (It doesn’t make sense! Some parts of it looks NOTHING LIKE its parents!) So I sold the dog to a neighbour. Then I got a cat.

I like black and white cats. I usually call them cowcats if its in a distinct pattern...

The lack of Hong Kong saddens me, as he is now my favourite Hetalia character. Also, since my favourite pairing is Korea/HK and I already paired Korea off, it was like…pointless to create one. So I made a cat and named it HK. I plan to breed Hong Kong with Jeanne except I hit the maximum amount allowed in the house already. I’ll have to let Prussia take care of Benny for a while or somehow increase the max to get myself a kitten.

….yet another family~!

And finally starts a family that has nothing to do with my Hetalia Sims but it does have some merit. The Spectral Infantry family.

Toddlers are EVIL.

So yeah, I made one after my clan. I was bored and was in Ventrilo with them, and decided to make one for the hell of it. They weren’t really listening to me so when I asked who wanted to be the woman and Souless was like “Not me” I suppose they didn’t realize I made Cunchy a lady…

Toto was supposed to be the crazy uncle except I made a stupid mistake and so BmC is the crazy uncle who gambles. Toto is now the teenage son of him. And Vis is the baby. I hate toddlers. I usually stop playing a family once I get to toddlerhood. Why did I start this one with a toddler? Because I asked Vis what stage of childhood he’d want to go back to the most and he said baby.

The cat? Devon. I think he fits a cat quite well. :D

Oh well! Moving on…

IGOR MCMUFFIN.

He has piercings which the quality of the picture decided to hide.

I decided spontaneously one day to create a cemetery. So I decided to make a Sim who will live in a house, in which all murders…I mean unfortunate accidents would take place. Don’t ask me why I named him that…it just came to my head and clicked. So I tried to create the most evil-looking Sim I could.

Unsuccessful. He ended up looking more like some wannabe badboy or something.

Anyway, I tried a few special items to commit killings, but they weren’t all that practical, so I gave in to boolprop. I never used boolprop until this point since I strongly believed it would screw up my game, but here I am. (Not that I didn’t use cheats, just not this particular super-powerful one.)

Since I was going to use it anyway I played with some other functions of the cheat, such as invite all neighbours…

Look at that hot blonde dude in the middlezomfg!!!!

The FIRST THING THEY ALL DID? Hit on Francis. See all their thought bubbles, LOL. A few of the straight men decided to hit on Elizabeta, and Souless for some reason is hitting on a little boy.

If you can read all that, congrats.

Anywho, this considerably slowed down my computer. I tried to add a pool and make them all swim but only like two went. (Natalia and Liechtenstein, to be exact) Except Natalia was too afraid to jump off the diving board, but Liech wasn’t…

Some Sims are too inaccurate, xDDDD

Oh, and Vash saw Raivis and they started fighting again. :C

So, I left without saving, came back, and started my slaughter…I mean…some unfortunate mishaps occurred. I killed every one of them differently, even got scissors and made one run with them, lol.

IN FACT, I created a family for this purpose.

Created by clicking the randomize button for them alll~

Their last name was literally “Doomed”. Some of the first names were “She’s” or “It’s” or “We’re” making their full names stuff like “I’m Doomed” or “He’s Doomed” and “All Doomed”. I merged their “household” with Igor’s and they immediately dropped dead. I think Igor has many many “he died” memories.

Natalia too.

…now why does Natalia have some? She was randomly walking by, invited her in, everyone died around them. One amusing memory is Liechtenstein walking by and the Grim Reaper was right next to her. If this was in any way accurate she would have run screaming to Vash.

…this was the beginning of my first “family”. One I took seriously. One where I will continue the heritage line of the McMuffins. It all started with a killing spree.

And I dunno why I made Natalia the wife. I just don’t. I thought she had the prettiest female looks in the entire neighbourhood though, and I did want pretty children, so uhh. (Yes I am shallow, >_> ) Anywho I’m not going to let her grow old or nothing, after Igor dies and their son (King Kong) becomes an adult, I will move Natalia back to the Baltics and continue the line with King Kong McMuffin. (This name is brought to you by: Kirami)

Who is a toddler atm, thus why I haven’t played them in a while. I HATE TODDLERS.

Oh, not done yet. I created yet another family, this time of the BIFF themselves!

I did say once that I would never create myself, and I’m still very iffy about it…but O: Can’t really have the BIFF without myself I guess.

Guess who's who~!

I really like all of em except Kirami. I tried to find hair that looked like that…hair she draws on herself but the closest I got were braids and it makes her look like a white person or Lefty because Lefty always wears braids. I’m gonna have to find some custom hair someday and replace that. Oh, and Lefty is the dog with green splotches. Not REALLY a green dog, but uh, green splotches~!

It's not what you think!

Okay, the bug with bunk beds is that when making the bed of the top bunk, the animation is on the bottom bunk, so no, I am NOT trying to do anything funny to Kirami, and Aoi-dono, who saw me, will probably not think that because she is one of the few pure people left on the planet who has not been tainted. XP

I have to say, Lefty is the most adorable dog ever. I believe Akira here agrees.

And Akira gets the queen bed like in real life, and sleeps in the same room with Lefty. (Or Lefty is on the same bed. Yes I know she hates animals :P )

…am I done yet? NOPE.

Finally, the last family I created, I think. The FemaleBabies family.

The bedroom is sure overused.

I realized after all the families I created plus the premade ones I threw in the neighbourhood to make it look bigger, there was a severe lack of females, especially female children…THUS…8D;

What the Allies' house looks like today: