Mar. 22nd, 2005

Urg...

Mar. 22nd, 2005 10:21 pm
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I'm sick, I mean if it'd be a cold, I wouldn't care less, but an aching headache and bombarding fever? That's when I don't want to do much. (And to be hypocritical at that statement, I'm typing in my LJ right now and played LF2 all day...hehehe...) (My elbow hurts too for some reason...:S)
I slept for 4 hours and it got worse. my mom said I need Tylenol, which is so gross I would rather stuff my hamster in a blender than that. (Stuff my hamster in a blender?! No!!! I mean, let's say stuff "my brother" in a blender...*whistles*[Yesh, he's a good brother, but...<did I just say I like my hamster better than my bro?*ahhh! Too many brackets!*>])
I could not find the DVD.
*twitch* it isn't possible if it was out of stock, it's not like beyblade is that popular! I even seen a lot of Harry potter and LOTR DVDs still there, if it was out of stock I'd be very surprised my head would explode. So I found it they didn't get any, thus Future Shop will be the one to have it, since it is rumoured to have Beyblade DVDs anyway, so it would be logical to have the movie.

Nevertheless! The Beyblade movie will be in my palms! Furthermore, the rejected Kiki needs attention, he IS the missing link, as Takao said. (and Takao IS the weakest link...well not now but bleh!) Do you know how high his voice is in German? It's higher than Mao's!!!!  Oh well, makes sense anyway. unfortunately I have never heard his voice on Japanese...
My guess that it's also high...

One fine day in the cemete- errr, Toyko! Was a team called the"G Revolutions" it featured Takao, the captain and the strongest (note that it would make sense he's the captain, since this isn't the Bladebreakers/BBA [I forgot]) Kai the guy who grabs all his attention through his looks and angstness, Max the happy dude who doesn't need so much attention but he doesn't care, even thoguh he does have a lot of attention. Daichi the attention grabber, and the neko-jin named Rei, who is very calm and aggressive at the sametime. He's friendly...

Now anyway, this team had beaten (let's assume they did, or at least tie) against the Justice 5. It was a very close match. They are the stars of Beyblade, along with the Justice 5, but they aren't a team anymore because they like life better. (Mystel being MYSTELrious[wow, I never noticed most of Mystel's name is in mysterious! WOW!] and giving you heart attacks, Garland fights, Brooklyn the bird hugger, Moses being with his family, and Ming Ming singing.) Well not saying the G Rev team have no lives but...

Anywho, they ventured on in the city. Walking a long, they bump into a little green midget about the size of Daichi. He is thoroughly ignored by accident (which doesn't make sense...) Then they see yet another green midget, and passed by that one, looking on the team past by a blue haired midget, but what they noticed first was the large banana sticking out of his face. Oh wait, that's his nose! Then theyw alk past 2 blonde midgets one with a mask, walking yet again they see a brown plant walking by too, now ait, that's a kid with no eyes! Daichi then says:

Daichi: Why are there so many midgets around here?

Takao: Oh my god! (sees many more midgets appearing) It's PLANET OF THE MIDGETS! And you Daichi, spied on us superior tall folk, and let them attack our precious planet! How could you, Daichi?! HOW COULD YOU?!?!

Rei: Superior tall folk?

Max: Silly Takao! That makes Rei more superior than you!!!

Takao: Gasp! You are also a traitor! So is guy-with-scarf, I forgot his name, but me and Max, being same heights, shall rule the world by being taller!

Rei: I'm not that tall, much mroe taller people are around here. Like Balkov, he's like, 2 times our size...

Takao: THEN WE SHALL STOP HIM!!!

Rei: ...he's already in prison

Max: Did you just call Kai, "guy-with-scarf"?

Takao: Erm, you mean he's not a guy?

Max: *smacks forehead* You, sir, are the stupidest being on the planet!!!

Takao: BUT I BEAT GARLAND AND BROOKIE!!!

Kai: No, a portal opened throwing us all into a different Universe, where peace came and the alternative people are just like our *cough* 'companions' (he means those other teams, ^^) And now, nobody won.

Rei: Plus the BBA is a garage under a bridge!

Takao: Did 'it-with-scarf' just speak a lot? Wow! That's more than what you said in a week! (That's an actual quote!)

Max: Sorry if nobody noticed, but Takao-kuns just called Brooklyn, "Brookie' what a fine nickname!! ^^

Rei: Did you just call him 'Takao'-kun?'

Max; Surprises are everywhere!! Are they not?!

Midgets: QUIT IGNORING US! WE ARE HERE TO TAKE YOUR WORLD!!!!

Takao: *in a big deafening strong voice* WHO IS YOUR LEADER?!

Midgets: he is the Dark Lord of Planet Zani! Tall people have insulted us for the last time!

Max: We shall never back down from you! For *pushes Takao forward* Takao will fight you to the end!

Midgets; We do not care for medium sized people like you, bring us 'it-with-scarf' and cat freak! They shall perish first! And if you stop us,w e shall destroy you also!

Takao: No prob!

Fangirls: You cap-boy, is a traitor! You said all these softy thingies to Kai before, and now you are saving your life with his?! THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE! Charge, FANGIRLS!!!

And thus, the fangirls in mad rage, trample the poor cap-boy with their legs! However, Cap-boy, our hero, will not answer to them! He will defend the Earth from tall and short people!

Kiki: Why, look! It's the weakest link!

Takao: Who are you?

Kiki: DOn'T YOU REMEMBER ME?!

Rei: Nope, we sure don't. Hey, were you that kid on Star Wars?

Kiki: No!

Max: A cute hobbit?! :3

Kiki: Uhh...*backs away* no...

Daichi: I remember you! You were that annoying green kid on the Saint Shields!

Kiki: NO!!!!

Rei: How did Daichi know the Saint Shields?

Daichi: What else was I to do but watch your show? I love it! *becomes a fangirl* AND WHEN TAKAO BEAT THAT TALA-DUDE! I was like, I must meet him! But then, my daddy died and like, I told him I shall defeat Takao in his honour! but like, i never did, so i'll just hang out with cool Takao, like yeah!

Yuriy: Did someone say my name?

Daichi: It is you! ...who are you?

Kiki: People don't know who I am yet...

Strange fangirl: OMG! Did you know that Yuriy/Kiki is like, CUTE?!

Daichi: Who's Kiki?

Kiki: ME!

Max: Oh! That cute midget in Saint-

Kiki: NOOO!!!

Yuriy: Erm, so who are you?

Kiki: Rei should know! Stupid Rei!

Rei: Ack! Is he insulting me because of my tallness?!?!

Kiki: I WAS IN YOUR TEAM!!!

Rei: My team? I have a team?

Max: My mommy said never to talk to strangers, but she was a stranger! And so I tried to bust into her mansion and steal valuable knowledge of who my father was! Turned out that i had to beat that ugly boy in the baseball cap! And I still don't know who my father is!

Rei: uh, Max, you lived with your dad for three years, and still do.

Max; Oh no! He's my Uncle, twice removed! My father is probably that chef dude in Europe...

Rei: THAT'S MY UNCLE!!!

Max; Oh! I didn't know we were related! I'm your cousin, Max, and you are?!

Kiki: Think! Think of who I am! I am a midget in-

Takao: GASP! A MIDGET! DESTROY!!!!!

Mystel: Ivan! Show your nose! (AKA Ian)

Ivan: HAHAHAHAHA!!

Takao: GASP! A BANANA! EAAAT!!!

Kai: That's not a banana, it's a rocket.

Takao: AHHH!!!!

BOOOOOM!!!!!

Ivan: Noe I haf noth nose (Now, i have no nose!)

Kiki: *covered in soot* REMEMBER WHO I AM!!!

Kai: You look like my fridge. Impossible...

Takao: Yes, Kai's black fridge, EAAAT!!!

Yuriy; Ahem...

Rei: And you are?

Yuriy: Tom Johnson, at your service. I am the replacement of Mario the plumber, who went crazy and decided to fight some turtle thing called Bowser...

Max: Oh! I love Mario! But he likes this fat b*tch called Peach! I mean, why would someone love a frikkin fruit?!

Rei: That sounds hypocritical, homophobic, and so wrong..

Max: But Rei! Don't you know the meaning of love? You love Mao? Don't you?

Rei: Eh? Who's Mao?

Kiki: SHE'S THE ANNOYING ONE IN OUR TEAM!!!!

Rei: And you still haven't told me who you are yet!!!

Kiki: ARGH!!!

Lai: Hey Rei! How's life?

Rei: Yo! Pretty confusing, I still haven't figured out who Kiki and Mao are yet.

Gao: Me Gao, me sit on midgets like big, :D

Dunga: That is sizegist!!! Like racist, but for big people!

Kiki: YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T INSULT BIG FAT IDIOTS BUT CAN FOR LITTLE PEOPLE?!

Mariam: Oh! Aren't you my little bro-

Kiki: NO!

Takao: Ack! Now there's big and little people! I'm afraid this planet may be doomed!

Max: Oh! I wrote these LAST words! ^___^ Ahem, Dear ALL, I hope you all love the afterlife. I mean, I'm sorry that I had to murder you al- whoops, wrong one. Ah, here it is! Dear friends, I'm sorry that this world is ending, it's strange that these abnormal beings have come to make us be lost, but, if you want to buy some free shoes, Max's heaven address is 7! 7 for Heaven! ^__^

Rei: Buying free shoes makes no sense, Heaven doesn't start with 7 and what makes you think we'll die from these guys? They can't even throw us!

Kiki: Remember that quote I said ages ago? I trust you as much as I can throw you, I SAID THAT!!!(actual quote!)

Takao: Oh! You must be that short green kid in the Saint-

Kiki: YOU'RE ALL HOPELESS!!! *runs away*

Max; But it does make sense! 6 is for Hell, and 7 is for heaven! 6ell and 7eaven!

Kai: But 6 is afraid of 7, aren't they?

Max: Exactly! Which is why hell never breaks out! Because 7 8 9 and 9 is Earth! OHMIGOSH! WE WERE EATEN!!! *waves arms frantically*

Lai: Say, have any of you seen Kevin?

Rei: oh! You mean that brat in our former team? Not lately.

Lai: Well thanks anyway, his real name is Kiki for anybody who cares.

Takao: Nope, never seen that kid at all.

Jim: Fire one, Ivan!

*another nose rocket blasts onto the Earth*

Takao: Now! Our mission is not to stop evil taking over with Beyblades, but to stop these midgets, with our shoes! *steps on Joseph*

Lai: Takao! You just stepped on Kiki!

Joseph: Idiocy can be the most powerful weapon of all...

THE END!
(Note: We are not offending any midgets or gays, because I myself is a midget who loves Yaoi/shounen-ai, so no offense to all, and this was just for entertainment. If I get sued you would lsoe because of this statement right 'ere)

Anyway, still sick and LF2? It rocks as hell!
bibi!
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