![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
GASP! THE BEYBLADE MOVIE!
Mar. 23rd, 2005 08:46 pmIt ish so very good! I got the last one and it was cheaper than all the
others! It was also behind a Bambi DVD....but that's not the point. I
found it, unnoticed by all being the last one that is in ahuge discount
because beyblade isn't that popular! Though, I must review such a
movie. its pros and cons, as like I did for Inuyasha itself!!!
Ahem, it's called Beyblade The Movie: Fierce Battle IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE SPOILED, SKIP THIS PART UNTIL THE DASHED LINE.
PROS:
1) The comeback of V Force style beybladers! CUUUTE!!!
2) The graphics of the bit-beasts and beyblades are a little 3-D, theya re very ncie looking and VERY sparkly!!!
3) Daichi is funny when crazy...
4) They didn't cut a lot out!
5) it had more violence than Episode 48 of G Rev! XD! (Yesh, Daichi being blasted into unconsciousness is much more violent than magically appearing scars on Kai's face)
6) Ok, 'Henry' is the leader, with Dark Dragoon. 'Steven' is the fat kid with Dark Draciel. 'Daniel' is the tiny kid, who is possibly the 2nd strongest of the Dark Clan, holds Dark Driger, and the girl with crazy red hair is 'Ashley' who controls Dark Dranzer. The king of all these bit-beasts is the 'Golden Dragon' or 'Strata Dragoon' nifty, eh?
7) Smoke, earthquakes, injuries, what more can you love?
8) The story of Daichi and his father, very sad.
9) The fat woman is hysterical...
10) Rei sucking on a Japanese food thingy, Max being adorable by just being himself, ^___^
11) The fact that it is Beyblade!!!
CONS:
1): Ok, the bad guys have tacky suits, just like a lot of people do...
2) Kai, Rei, and Max are in the abckground! That is outrageous!
3) They treat the other teams that were in the series like they never existed!
4) No Kiki/Kevin, there wasn't a single midget except Kenny, and that kid with Dark Driger! And Daichi! Ok, so there were some midgets, but these midgets suck! (Ok, kenny's better than the other two, =P)
5) Far too short, must be longer!
6) Rei wasn't in swim trunks, he was in clothes. (Well, as they say, cats hate water...)
7) Too much Takao
It was overall fairly good! Better than the whole series of V Force, but that's ok! This movie is a must for any Beyblade fan out there, it may not make you fall in love with Beyblade, but it's worth seeing! Now, all you kids, nag your parents to waste their money! Only 16 bucks excluding TAX! 20 if your store are cheapskates!
--------------------<---TEH DASHED LINE!
Here is a little something that someone wrote on a random forum:
After Kyoujyu has an affair with Kai and then when Rei goes to Kai also. Kai will stay with Rei(enough though Takao is still madly in love with Kai). Max turns into a sex beast and attacks little Kyoujyu. Then Kyoujyu confuses his love for Yuriy, who Yuriy in return tries to get little Maxy....
That's just hilarious, I like, me like, we all should like, if you no like you go away and go to the depths of number 5! 5 for 5lack Hole!
Anyway, one of you already know, but for those who also read this. (Probably nobody else) here is an adorable picture of my three fave characters in LF! It is quite funny, but one objection, THE MIGHTY STICK RULES. Why is he trading it for cruddy bows, arrows, and katanas? But overall, it is very cwute...
http://img226.exs.cx/img226/3375/cute0mj.jpg
Anyway...
A mythical beast guarded the walls of Zani. it was the protector of all the innocent. Unfortunately, there were many foes wanting to demolish that world, but the creature refused to let that happen. This beast dedicated its life to defend the helpless land of Zani.
Zani, was a planet like no other. It featured as many leprechauns, kittens, puppies, cubs, baby animals, young children and midgets, which was in fact a whole 30% of the population. Yes, Planet Zani was full of little creatures. Al though, the mythical creature did not want to let these young and innocent ones die, it was almost impossible to stop all these foes, especially that, the enemies were sly and cunning.
So, the beast decided to teach a race on Planet Zani to fight. He decided on the midgets, seeing as they were the most expreicened in life, and only seemed small due to disabilities of some sort. These midgets were taught carefully, given weapons and martial art skills. Some even learnt the legendary power of element. Fire, ice, water, wind, lightning, wood. and gold.
Others were trained especially to be known sneakers. Like little ninjas, these were in fact, the most useful. They weren't exactly the best fighters, but they could retrieve valuable information.
Unfortunately, after learning the emotion of betrayal, and hatred, these sneakers did not seem to accept life like this anymore. THey wanted to show others that theyw eren't useless. So these guys eventually presuaded the rest of the midgets into trying to take vengence on those that have taken them for granted. The mystical beast tried to stop this, but was forced into a trap and had been sealed there for almost 2000 years. It seemed like nothing can stop the midgets. In the present, though, the current midgets seemed like they would be the ones to finally succeed their mission.
These were the top captains:
Mystel:
Type: Midget
Hair; Blonde
Power: Flying/fancy falling.
Rank: 2nd in command of the overlord midget, who no one has ever seen. This midget claimed to have lived when the legendary beast that protected them and had powers like no other.
Description: Very nice, mysterious, and tends to give people heart attacks. Holds the beast called Poseidon, which holds a large trident, ^___^
Daichi:
Type: Midget
Hair: Red
Power: An attitude enough to get people to trust him. Very sly.
Rank: Powerful rank, commands part of midget army.
Description: Cocky, someone who would never give up. Person you'd think woudl be elast likely to betray you. Holds the beast of the Golden Dragon, rumoured to be the one protecting them all 2 thousand years ago.
Ivan:
Type: Midget...or banana face.
hair: Blue
Power: His nose can form into a rocket and shoot you.
Rank: Decent rank, mostly the weaponary guy.
Description: Sly, sneaky, but will always be noticed by that nose, hodls the pwoer of the snake called Wyborg.
Kenny:
Type: Midget
Hair: Brunette
Power: The ability to downlaod data from anywhere. useful for info.
Rank: Daichi's right-hand man.
Description: Doesn't have eyes, but power to gatehr information makes up for that. Has no beast but beleives his computer may be one.
Kiki:
Type: Midget
Hair; Green
Power: The ability to not be recognized. very, very good spy/excellent thief.
Eank: Decent rank, is useful for stealing and stuff.
Descrption: Revenge is his middle name. Can run around like a monkey and is jealous of Daichi, ^^;; Controls the power of the great monkey, Galman.
Joseph
Type: Midget
hair; Green
Power: Like any midget, sneaks around, and can spy easily. Thoguh he believes more in his mission ratehr than vengence itself.
Rank: Good rank, sicne he is a brother of an enemy, so he can find information easily.
Description: Controls the beast of the Elephant, Vanishing Moot, who doesn't really vanish and this kid does, though.
Jim
All I can say is he is a copy of Kenny, but without the computer.
Thus, these known midgets raid the land of Earth. Where they saw many larger people around, seeming feeling more superior.
Balkov: Ahh, midgets...
Jim: Gasp! he is 2.36578 times taller than us!
Joseph: leave from our sight or be killed!
Balkov: But, little people. Perhaps I can make a deal for you. Now you, captain of all. Would you care to join me? I know there are many talls in my team,b ut if you do win the battle...I will serve you.
Mystel: *jumps into air and into window* Let's talk in your office!
Kiki: Don't tell me he's actually going to make a deal with someone as tall as that?!
Daichi: It won't kill us, would it?
Mystel: *jumps back out* I have decided a plan!
Joseph: And what might that be? Oh great not-actually-flying Mystel?
MysteL: We shall all split up into teams! So we'll all spy and know everything!
Kiki: Can I be in the Bladebreaker team?
Mystel: No, you're too cat-like. You should be on that cat team....
Kiki: Fine...
Joseph: I guess being on my sister's would make sense!
Jim: I'll be on that crazy team because they're all idiots.
Daichi: Ooh! Ooh! Can I be on that Bladebreaker team? Pleeeeease?!
Kenny; Sure! We'll both be there.
Mystel: Two midgets appearing at once is too risky, Daichi, you'll come in later as some loner.
Ivan: Then I'll be on that stupid Star Trek ripoff team, what was it, The Borg?
Kenny: Yep, we'lla ll assigned! Let's march out!
*and thus, Ivan headed to "The Abbey" DUNDUNDUUUN!!!*
Voltaire: So you want to join our school? You realize that this is hardcore training, not for such small folk like you...
Ivan: I am ready for anything, old geezer!
Voltaire: Ok, meet your team...
*Meanwhile...*
Joseph: I'm home, sis!
Mariam: Did you buy the milk?
Joseph: ...
Mariam: You've been gone for 2 years and haven't even got the milk yet. Dunga can't sleep without his milk and now he's been fuming all the time!
Dunga: Wahhh! I need milk! OR I SHALL CRUSH!!! ME CRUSH!!
Mariam: And Ozuma's in the hospital...for being crushed.
*at another place...*
Kane: Well, well, who may you be?
Jim: The name's Jim, I've come to claim a spot in your rightful team!
Goki: So you be me supper?!
Jim: No, I thoguht I'd just be on your team...look! I can beyblade!
Salima: Ok! Welcome aboard, Rule #1: NO BETRAYING! Rule #2: BETRAY AND BE EATEN! And Rule #3: NEVER DROP CRUMBS ONTO THE GROUND! Bad for birds.
*Then around an isolated village...*
Knock Knock!
Gao: Who there?
Kiki: Me!
Gao: Me who?
Kiki: Me, Kiki!
*door opens*
Gao: OH! IT KIKI! ME PLUSHIE ME ORDERED FROM AUSTRALIA! *crushes the poor green boy*
Mao: Hey Gao, I just got back from the market and- who the hell is that?
Gao: IT ME PLUSHIE! ME BLUE PLUSHIE!
Lai: Looks like a live being. Gao! Let the poor soul go! He might be our life insurance man!
Gao: Oh, okies! *drops Kiki*
Kiki: Ok, not what I intended...HELLO! I am your local neighbour from far away lands through vast distances. I'm here to offer you a great offer, and best of all, it's FREE! Yes, that's right, FREE! No charge, no hidden fees, it is absolutely FREE!
Lai: We're getting free life insurance?
Kiki: no! A new team member, talented, sly, and smart! He will definitely promise you good will!
Lai: hey look! There's Rei!
Rei: *jumps off a cliff and lands on ground, feet first* Ah, back home, fresh air. Hey, did you plant that green plant? It's ccie for the environment!
Kiki: no, I'm in fact, a live being. Gasp! A member of the Bladebreakers!
Lai: is he saying that plants aren't rightful live beings?!
Mao: BEAT HIM UP!
Kiki: AHHHHHH!!!
*At another place*
Takao: Carlos! (Or Hiruta, =P) Come back here with those beyblades!
Carlos: HARHARHARHAR!!! *runs off*
Takao: *crashes in Kenny*
Kenny: Oh, I'm sorry!
Takao: That's ok, thief's gone anyway.
Kenny; Oh, I'm Kenny, and you are?
Takao: Name's Takao! But catch ya later, I have to chase that kid!
*later...*
Lai: Rei has left us! That traitor!
Kiki: And to think, I thought he was actually a decent tall dude...
Mao: SO why hasn't the Life Insurance guy who hates plants not left yet?
*Meanwhile...*
Rei: my name is Rei, and gasp, you defeated Driger!
Takao: Yay!
Kenny: Yay!
Max: YAY!
*later on*
Mr. Dickenson: And you are all named...THE BBA REVOLUTION!!! Of coruse, Kai is the rightful captain, being the tallest and thus becoming more superior.
Rei: So I lost Rock Paper Scissors.
Kai; Hn.
*dadum*
Rei: GASP!
Kiki: Hello there, Rei...
Rei: Why must you keep following me, Life Insurance guy who hates the environment?!
Kiki: I'm not a Life Insurance guy!!!
Rei: oh, you're that klutz who dropped the firewood alst time, Hehehe...
Kiki: i challenge you to a duel! Will you accept, or are you a coward?!
Takao: I shall accept!!!
Kiki: I don't care about you!
*later on...*
DJ Jazzy: And thus, the teams ring it out, fighting, battling, with all their sweat and blood!
Hiromi: Ew.
Kenny; Wait, you're not in the first season!
Hiromi:Well I can still watch, can't I?
Kiki: Aw, I'm not allowed to beyblade in the tournament because I'm inferior.
Lai: No,y uo Life Insurance man, you let Driger escape! It shal damage mroe of the enviornment, how could you?!
*badum!*
Takao: W-who're you?!
Ivan: Hehehe, my name is...
Max; BANANA!!! SQUEEEE!!! *hugs Ivan*
Rei: Right, where's Kai?
Yuriy: He's sick, go away.
Bladebreakers: OK!
*meanwhile*
Kiki: No, you imbeciles! You'll lose your bit-beasts if we battle Kai and his stupid overcooked chicken!
Mao: Will someone PLEASE tell me why the Life Insurance man is SITLL following us?!
*next!*
Ivan: HAHA! I HAVE DRACIEL!
Max; YOU TRAITOR! I HATE BANANAS NOW! But Turtle soup isn't half bad...
*blah!*
Judy: And thus, if that idiot team loses, it is you, Majestics, and this puny guy I forgot the name of, to save the world from this evil!
Kiki: I refuse to beyblade with stuck up tall people!
*badum...*
Jim: Alright Jim, think, let's see. GOKI! 10 Centimetres to the right!
Goki: ME OBEY! *slams tree on Grandpa* Whoops?
Jim: That's fine! He'll survive!
Takao: Who are you?
Jim: We're beybladers!
*Ding-a-ling*
Max; OH NOES! DRACIEL! AGAIN!
Jim: HAHAHA! I have it!
Max; I'm starting to have a hatred towards midgets...
*Babing*
Joseph: Hehe. You'll never win!
Rei: Grrr...
Mariam: Attack, Sharkrash!
Max; Oh! A midget, destroy! *launches beyblade*
Rei and max lose....^^;;;
Max: Note to self, midgets are cute YET DEADLY! Do not trust them...
*meanwhile*
Daichi: Captain Mystel! A blonde that looks like you sorta is having a suspicion against us!
Mystel: Then, um, steal his spotlight so no one will believe him.
Daichi: Aye, aye!
*zoom*
Joseph: Vanishing moot, attack!
Rei: Go, Driger!
Dunga: Attack, Voltaic Ape!
Kai: Dranzer, taken them down!!
Boom. Big dude and petit dude lose!
*laaaaaater*
Daichi: I WILL BATTLE YOU TAKAO!
Max; GASP! Another midget!
*blahs later on*
Takao: Hahaha! *friendship high-five agaisnt Daichi*
Max: *narrows eyes* This is getting even more strange...
*G Rev!*
Max: In order to escape this madness, I must go to my non-midget old team! THEN I SHALL FIND OUT THE TRUTH ONCE AND FOR ALL! And eat candy, ^^
Rei: And I'm going back because I miss my waterfall!
*Meanwhile*
Kiki: Gasp! The wise Midget, Tao! *bows* Oh great Tao!
Tao: I see our midget kind has come to the planet Earth.
Kiki: Our purpose is to find the answer into why we are treated like this, and vengence!
Tao: Like the wise orange says, an apple a day, keeps the doctor away. Use the fruit, Kiki!
Kiki: What?!
Tao: it is your key into the mission, the colourful fruit...
Kiki: *is dazzled*
Tao: Search for the happiness, the syn...
Kiki: Sin?!
*meanwhile*
Daichi: Ha! All has left! Me and you, dude!
Takao: Alright! Let's beat this!
*at somewhere else*
Rick: oh, what a tiny midget you are!
Max: I'm not a midget, you're just really big!
Rick: ...indeed. Now, our goal to domination of the world, ahem, our goal to become the Beybalde champions!
*skip, skip, skip!*
Rei: Who are you?
Mystel: Mystel's the name.
Kiki: *winks*
Mystel: *thumbs up* Alright, I got you some fruit!
Kiki: FRUIT?! *looks at it* There seems to be no happiness of sins in here...
Tao: A familiar word...
Kiki: You aren't helping!
Tao: Think of World War II...
Kiki: GAAAH!!
Rei: GO SHOOT!
Mystel: YAH! Poseidon!
*kakloop*
Max: Another midget, eh?
Mystel: Well Max, this is our beybattle. And the fate of this decides the outcome of the Justice 5!
Max: I'm not losing to another midget again.
*ploom*
Mystel: That was a great match, Max. *shakes hands* I'm very proud, cool moves!
Max: Yeah...you too... *is uncertain*
Kiki: But what is this...mysterious fruit filled with happiness and sins? Relation to the causing of World War II, and familarity?!
GASP!!
Kiki: The answer! It's...
TBC!
XD
-------------------
What? You wanted to know? Try to think, it relates to thigns I wrote in this LJ. You gotta think, ^^
*that's it, gave too many hints.*
bibi!
-spot
Ahem, it's called Beyblade The Movie: Fierce Battle IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE SPOILED, SKIP THIS PART UNTIL THE DASHED LINE.
PROS:
1) The comeback of V Force style beybladers! CUUUTE!!!
2) The graphics of the bit-beasts and beyblades are a little 3-D, theya re very ncie looking and VERY sparkly!!!
3) Daichi is funny when crazy...
4) They didn't cut a lot out!
5) it had more violence than Episode 48 of G Rev! XD! (Yesh, Daichi being blasted into unconsciousness is much more violent than magically appearing scars on Kai's face)
6) Ok, 'Henry' is the leader, with Dark Dragoon. 'Steven' is the fat kid with Dark Draciel. 'Daniel' is the tiny kid, who is possibly the 2nd strongest of the Dark Clan, holds Dark Driger, and the girl with crazy red hair is 'Ashley' who controls Dark Dranzer. The king of all these bit-beasts is the 'Golden Dragon' or 'Strata Dragoon' nifty, eh?
7) Smoke, earthquakes, injuries, what more can you love?
8) The story of Daichi and his father, very sad.
9) The fat woman is hysterical...
10) Rei sucking on a Japanese food thingy, Max being adorable by just being himself, ^___^
11) The fact that it is Beyblade!!!
CONS:
1): Ok, the bad guys have tacky suits, just like a lot of people do...
2) Kai, Rei, and Max are in the abckground! That is outrageous!
3) They treat the other teams that were in the series like they never existed!
4) No Kiki/Kevin, there wasn't a single midget except Kenny, and that kid with Dark Driger! And Daichi! Ok, so there were some midgets, but these midgets suck! (Ok, kenny's better than the other two, =P)
5) Far too short, must be longer!
6) Rei wasn't in swim trunks, he was in clothes. (Well, as they say, cats hate water...)
7) Too much Takao
It was overall fairly good! Better than the whole series of V Force, but that's ok! This movie is a must for any Beyblade fan out there, it may not make you fall in love with Beyblade, but it's worth seeing! Now, all you kids, nag your parents to waste their money! Only 16 bucks excluding TAX! 20 if your store are cheapskates!
--------------------<---TEH DASHED LINE!
Here is a little something that someone wrote on a random forum:
After Kyoujyu has an affair with Kai and then when Rei goes to Kai also. Kai will stay with Rei(enough though Takao is still madly in love with Kai). Max turns into a sex beast and attacks little Kyoujyu. Then Kyoujyu confuses his love for Yuriy, who Yuriy in return tries to get little Maxy....
That's just hilarious, I like, me like, we all should like, if you no like you go away and go to the depths of number 5! 5 for 5lack Hole!
Anyway, one of you already know, but for those who also read this. (Probably nobody else) here is an adorable picture of my three fave characters in LF! It is quite funny, but one objection, THE MIGHTY STICK RULES. Why is he trading it for cruddy bows, arrows, and katanas? But overall, it is very cwute...
http://img226.exs.cx/img226/3375/cute0mj.jpg
Anyway...
A mythical beast guarded the walls of Zani. it was the protector of all the innocent. Unfortunately, there were many foes wanting to demolish that world, but the creature refused to let that happen. This beast dedicated its life to defend the helpless land of Zani.
Zani, was a planet like no other. It featured as many leprechauns, kittens, puppies, cubs, baby animals, young children and midgets, which was in fact a whole 30% of the population. Yes, Planet Zani was full of little creatures. Al though, the mythical creature did not want to let these young and innocent ones die, it was almost impossible to stop all these foes, especially that, the enemies were sly and cunning.
So, the beast decided to teach a race on Planet Zani to fight. He decided on the midgets, seeing as they were the most expreicened in life, and only seemed small due to disabilities of some sort. These midgets were taught carefully, given weapons and martial art skills. Some even learnt the legendary power of element. Fire, ice, water, wind, lightning, wood. and gold.
Others were trained especially to be known sneakers. Like little ninjas, these were in fact, the most useful. They weren't exactly the best fighters, but they could retrieve valuable information.
Unfortunately, after learning the emotion of betrayal, and hatred, these sneakers did not seem to accept life like this anymore. THey wanted to show others that theyw eren't useless. So these guys eventually presuaded the rest of the midgets into trying to take vengence on those that have taken them for granted. The mystical beast tried to stop this, but was forced into a trap and had been sealed there for almost 2000 years. It seemed like nothing can stop the midgets. In the present, though, the current midgets seemed like they would be the ones to finally succeed their mission.
These were the top captains:
Mystel:
Type: Midget
Hair; Blonde
Power: Flying/fancy falling.
Rank: 2nd in command of the overlord midget, who no one has ever seen. This midget claimed to have lived when the legendary beast that protected them and had powers like no other.
Description: Very nice, mysterious, and tends to give people heart attacks. Holds the beast called Poseidon, which holds a large trident, ^___^
Daichi:
Type: Midget
Hair: Red
Power: An attitude enough to get people to trust him. Very sly.
Rank: Powerful rank, commands part of midget army.
Description: Cocky, someone who would never give up. Person you'd think woudl be elast likely to betray you. Holds the beast of the Golden Dragon, rumoured to be the one protecting them all 2 thousand years ago.
Ivan:
Type: Midget...or banana face.
hair: Blue
Power: His nose can form into a rocket and shoot you.
Rank: Decent rank, mostly the weaponary guy.
Description: Sly, sneaky, but will always be noticed by that nose, hodls the pwoer of the snake called Wyborg.
Kenny:
Type: Midget
Hair: Brunette
Power: The ability to downlaod data from anywhere. useful for info.
Rank: Daichi's right-hand man.
Description: Doesn't have eyes, but power to gatehr information makes up for that. Has no beast but beleives his computer may be one.
Kiki:
Type: Midget
Hair; Green
Power: The ability to not be recognized. very, very good spy/excellent thief.
Eank: Decent rank, is useful for stealing and stuff.
Descrption: Revenge is his middle name. Can run around like a monkey and is jealous of Daichi, ^^;; Controls the power of the great monkey, Galman.
Joseph
Type: Midget
hair; Green
Power: Like any midget, sneaks around, and can spy easily. Thoguh he believes more in his mission ratehr than vengence itself.
Rank: Good rank, sicne he is a brother of an enemy, so he can find information easily.
Description: Controls the beast of the Elephant, Vanishing Moot, who doesn't really vanish and this kid does, though.
Jim
All I can say is he is a copy of Kenny, but without the computer.
Thus, these known midgets raid the land of Earth. Where they saw many larger people around, seeming feeling more superior.
Balkov: Ahh, midgets...
Jim: Gasp! he is 2.36578 times taller than us!
Joseph: leave from our sight or be killed!
Balkov: But, little people. Perhaps I can make a deal for you. Now you, captain of all. Would you care to join me? I know there are many talls in my team,b ut if you do win the battle...I will serve you.
Mystel: *jumps into air and into window* Let's talk in your office!
Kiki: Don't tell me he's actually going to make a deal with someone as tall as that?!
Daichi: It won't kill us, would it?
Mystel: *jumps back out* I have decided a plan!
Joseph: And what might that be? Oh great not-actually-flying Mystel?
MysteL: We shall all split up into teams! So we'll all spy and know everything!
Kiki: Can I be in the Bladebreaker team?
Mystel: No, you're too cat-like. You should be on that cat team....
Kiki: Fine...
Joseph: I guess being on my sister's would make sense!
Jim: I'll be on that crazy team because they're all idiots.
Daichi: Ooh! Ooh! Can I be on that Bladebreaker team? Pleeeeease?!
Kenny; Sure! We'll both be there.
Mystel: Two midgets appearing at once is too risky, Daichi, you'll come in later as some loner.
Ivan: Then I'll be on that stupid Star Trek ripoff team, what was it, The Borg?
Kenny: Yep, we'lla ll assigned! Let's march out!
*and thus, Ivan headed to "The Abbey" DUNDUNDUUUN!!!*
Voltaire: So you want to join our school? You realize that this is hardcore training, not for such small folk like you...
Ivan: I am ready for anything, old geezer!
Voltaire: Ok, meet your team...
*Meanwhile...*
Joseph: I'm home, sis!
Mariam: Did you buy the milk?
Joseph: ...
Mariam: You've been gone for 2 years and haven't even got the milk yet. Dunga can't sleep without his milk and now he's been fuming all the time!
Dunga: Wahhh! I need milk! OR I SHALL CRUSH!!! ME CRUSH!!
Mariam: And Ozuma's in the hospital...for being crushed.
*at another place...*
Kane: Well, well, who may you be?
Jim: The name's Jim, I've come to claim a spot in your rightful team!
Goki: So you be me supper?!
Jim: No, I thoguht I'd just be on your team...look! I can beyblade!
Salima: Ok! Welcome aboard, Rule #1: NO BETRAYING! Rule #2: BETRAY AND BE EATEN! And Rule #3: NEVER DROP CRUMBS ONTO THE GROUND! Bad for birds.
*Then around an isolated village...*
Knock Knock!
Gao: Who there?
Kiki: Me!
Gao: Me who?
Kiki: Me, Kiki!
*door opens*
Gao: OH! IT KIKI! ME PLUSHIE ME ORDERED FROM AUSTRALIA! *crushes the poor green boy*
Mao: Hey Gao, I just got back from the market and- who the hell is that?
Gao: IT ME PLUSHIE! ME BLUE PLUSHIE!
Lai: Looks like a live being. Gao! Let the poor soul go! He might be our life insurance man!
Gao: Oh, okies! *drops Kiki*
Kiki: Ok, not what I intended...HELLO! I am your local neighbour from far away lands through vast distances. I'm here to offer you a great offer, and best of all, it's FREE! Yes, that's right, FREE! No charge, no hidden fees, it is absolutely FREE!
Lai: We're getting free life insurance?
Kiki: no! A new team member, talented, sly, and smart! He will definitely promise you good will!
Lai: hey look! There's Rei!
Rei: *jumps off a cliff and lands on ground, feet first* Ah, back home, fresh air. Hey, did you plant that green plant? It's ccie for the environment!
Kiki: no, I'm in fact, a live being. Gasp! A member of the Bladebreakers!
Lai: is he saying that plants aren't rightful live beings?!
Mao: BEAT HIM UP!
Kiki: AHHHHHH!!!
*At another place*
Takao: Carlos! (Or Hiruta, =P) Come back here with those beyblades!
Carlos: HARHARHARHAR!!! *runs off*
Takao: *crashes in Kenny*
Kenny: Oh, I'm sorry!
Takao: That's ok, thief's gone anyway.
Kenny; Oh, I'm Kenny, and you are?
Takao: Name's Takao! But catch ya later, I have to chase that kid!
*later...*
Lai: Rei has left us! That traitor!
Kiki: And to think, I thought he was actually a decent tall dude...
Mao: SO why hasn't the Life Insurance guy who hates plants not left yet?
*Meanwhile...*
Rei: my name is Rei, and gasp, you defeated Driger!
Takao: Yay!
Kenny: Yay!
Max: YAY!
*later on*
Mr. Dickenson: And you are all named...THE BBA REVOLUTION!!! Of coruse, Kai is the rightful captain, being the tallest and thus becoming more superior.
Rei: So I lost Rock Paper Scissors.
Kai; Hn.
*dadum*
Rei: GASP!
Kiki: Hello there, Rei...
Rei: Why must you keep following me, Life Insurance guy who hates the environment?!
Kiki: I'm not a Life Insurance guy!!!
Rei: oh, you're that klutz who dropped the firewood alst time, Hehehe...
Kiki: i challenge you to a duel! Will you accept, or are you a coward?!
Takao: I shall accept!!!
Kiki: I don't care about you!
*later on...*
DJ Jazzy: And thus, the teams ring it out, fighting, battling, with all their sweat and blood!
Hiromi: Ew.
Kenny; Wait, you're not in the first season!
Hiromi:Well I can still watch, can't I?
Kiki: Aw, I'm not allowed to beyblade in the tournament because I'm inferior.
Lai: No,y uo Life Insurance man, you let Driger escape! It shal damage mroe of the enviornment, how could you?!
*badum!*
Takao: W-who're you?!
Ivan: Hehehe, my name is...
Max; BANANA!!! SQUEEEE!!! *hugs Ivan*
Rei: Right, where's Kai?
Yuriy: He's sick, go away.
Bladebreakers: OK!
*meanwhile*
Kiki: No, you imbeciles! You'll lose your bit-beasts if we battle Kai and his stupid overcooked chicken!
Mao: Will someone PLEASE tell me why the Life Insurance man is SITLL following us?!
*next!*
Ivan: HAHA! I HAVE DRACIEL!
Max; YOU TRAITOR! I HATE BANANAS NOW! But Turtle soup isn't half bad...
*blah!*
Judy: And thus, if that idiot team loses, it is you, Majestics, and this puny guy I forgot the name of, to save the world from this evil!
Kiki: I refuse to beyblade with stuck up tall people!
*badum...*
Jim: Alright Jim, think, let's see. GOKI! 10 Centimetres to the right!
Goki: ME OBEY! *slams tree on Grandpa* Whoops?
Jim: That's fine! He'll survive!
Takao: Who are you?
Jim: We're beybladers!
*Ding-a-ling*
Max; OH NOES! DRACIEL! AGAIN!
Jim: HAHAHA! I have it!
Max; I'm starting to have a hatred towards midgets...
*Babing*
Joseph: Hehe. You'll never win!
Rei: Grrr...
Mariam: Attack, Sharkrash!
Max; Oh! A midget, destroy! *launches beyblade*
Rei and max lose....^^;;;
Max: Note to self, midgets are cute YET DEADLY! Do not trust them...
*meanwhile*
Daichi: Captain Mystel! A blonde that looks like you sorta is having a suspicion against us!
Mystel: Then, um, steal his spotlight so no one will believe him.
Daichi: Aye, aye!
*zoom*
Joseph: Vanishing moot, attack!
Rei: Go, Driger!
Dunga: Attack, Voltaic Ape!
Kai: Dranzer, taken them down!!
Boom. Big dude and petit dude lose!
*laaaaaater*
Daichi: I WILL BATTLE YOU TAKAO!
Max; GASP! Another midget!
*blahs later on*
Takao: Hahaha! *friendship high-five agaisnt Daichi*
Max: *narrows eyes* This is getting even more strange...
*G Rev!*
Max: In order to escape this madness, I must go to my non-midget old team! THEN I SHALL FIND OUT THE TRUTH ONCE AND FOR ALL! And eat candy, ^^
Rei: And I'm going back because I miss my waterfall!
*Meanwhile*
Kiki: Gasp! The wise Midget, Tao! *bows* Oh great Tao!
Tao: I see our midget kind has come to the planet Earth.
Kiki: Our purpose is to find the answer into why we are treated like this, and vengence!
Tao: Like the wise orange says, an apple a day, keeps the doctor away. Use the fruit, Kiki!
Kiki: What?!
Tao: it is your key into the mission, the colourful fruit...
Kiki: *is dazzled*
Tao: Search for the happiness, the syn...
Kiki: Sin?!
*meanwhile*
Daichi: Ha! All has left! Me and you, dude!
Takao: Alright! Let's beat this!
*at somewhere else*
Rick: oh, what a tiny midget you are!
Max: I'm not a midget, you're just really big!
Rick: ...indeed. Now, our goal to domination of the world, ahem, our goal to become the Beybalde champions!
*skip, skip, skip!*
Rei: Who are you?
Mystel: Mystel's the name.
Kiki: *winks*
Mystel: *thumbs up* Alright, I got you some fruit!
Kiki: FRUIT?! *looks at it* There seems to be no happiness of sins in here...
Tao: A familiar word...
Kiki: You aren't helping!
Tao: Think of World War II...
Kiki: GAAAH!!
Rei: GO SHOOT!
Mystel: YAH! Poseidon!
*kakloop*
Max: Another midget, eh?
Mystel: Well Max, this is our beybattle. And the fate of this decides the outcome of the Justice 5!
Max: I'm not losing to another midget again.
*ploom*
Mystel: That was a great match, Max. *shakes hands* I'm very proud, cool moves!
Max: Yeah...you too... *is uncertain*
Kiki: But what is this...mysterious fruit filled with happiness and sins? Relation to the causing of World War II, and familarity?!
GASP!!
Kiki: The answer! It's...
TBC!
XD
-------------------
What? You wanted to know? Try to think, it relates to thigns I wrote in this LJ. You gotta think, ^^
*that's it, gave too many hints.*
bibi!
-spot
