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Spring has been stupid...
Mar. 28th, 2005 07:39 pm...to me so far.
Life's an idiots, those who live life stupidly, are called to not have lives, but then, ocne having one, it's frikkin' frustrating.
But then again, as my friends says...
and life goes on.
Have you ever felt sorry or pity for something or someone else and yearn to aid them? THen in the end you find out that was a BAAADD mistake? That happens too much in this world. Furthermore, I have no diea what I'ms aying at the moment, started this entry randomly and, stupidly...ah well.
If I want something in this journal, mgiht as well do what everybody's doing.
LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE
name: Spot
birth date: The date when the plane was invented, 1990. (I have to say the year because I was NOT born in 1903...)
birthplace: Where babies come from, the sky! That's right! =P
current location: Big town, err city, B. C
eye color: Hazel (yesh, I finally checked...)
hair color: It's not black, it's really really really really really really really dark brown! Yay!
righty or lefty: Ambidextrous, well my left is used for Mr. Basketball.
LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE
your heritage: That communist country, lemme think...ermmmmm....China! yesh, that's it!
shoes you wore today: I don't think I went outside today, thus bare feet.
your weakness: The evils of the cute, crazy stupid things stuck on Animes...or games...or something.
your fears: Clowns, falling, awaking with no memories and the loss of loved ones. RONALD MCDONALD SHOULD GO TO HELL.
your perfect pizza: VERY big crust and crunchy, with ALL kidns of cheese dabbled on top, ozing everywhere and peperoni sprinkleson top, YUM.
LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW
your most overused phrase on MSN: Naruhoro, but I haven't said that in a while. (Well I haven't said anything on MSN today...)
your thoughts waking up: I have to get up to get on the computer, but I don't want to get up, but... (Or in an altered version on a school day) "Snow day please, school burn down please, me sleep*
your best physical feature: ....cough...
your bedtime: I never sleep before midnight. Thus 12-3AM
LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK
pepsi or coke: Coke, coke is better! COKE!
mcdonald's or burger king: BK For their fries....and burgers...and THEY were the ones with the Beybalde figures a lot time ago, mcdonalds have CRAP toys! And Mcdonald's has a stupid clown as their mascot! no kids love them!
lipton ice tea or nestea: Nestea Ice Tea, it even rhymmesss...
chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate, I mean, Vanilla ice cream is the only vanilla flavored thing I can stand.
cappuccino or coffee: Chocolate Mocha, or even better, chocolate milk.
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU...?
smoke: I run away from cigarette smoke, you won't see me hangin' 'round those cronies.
cuss: If cuss words never existed, we'd be petty poltie young adults that have no lives!!
single: It's good being single 'cause you're still free, and being free emans anything you want to do...instead of making your partner mad by going drunk!!!
think you've been in love: Don't think so, meh.
liked high school: Who would? Bunch of unfair unruly teachers that deserve to go to hell, at least in Elementary you only get ONE teacher.
want to get married: That depends.
believe in yourself: I believe I can fly...well, that would break my leg, :S
get motion sickness: Lots, the damn bus, cars rarely though.
think you're attractive: I bet I'm prettier than YOU, just kidding.
think you're a health freak: Not at all...why?
get along with your parents: I hope to, but that doesn't seem to be happening anytime soon.
like thunderstorms: I haven't seen lightning in 5 years.
play an instrument: I'd rather listen to music, not make music.
LAYER SIX: THE PAST MONTH
drunk alcohol: A sip of this and that, but that's it.
done a drug: Swallowing medicene whole for the past 5 days, much better now, except tomorrow's the last day of spring break, I hate j00, Math teacher!
gone on a date: Nope.
gone to the mall: Yesh, I had mushed up fruit drink!...I mean smoothies.
Been on stage: Once, and erm, it sucked!
eaten an entire box of oreos: My mom thinks oreos have too much sugar.
eaten sushi: Yesh, tasty sushi...
been dumped: Never in my life actually.
gone skating: Nope, the ice is boring now.
gone skinny dipping: Never have...
dyed your hair: Hehe, no, but I think I want red highlights...RED IS COOL! =P
stolen anything: nooooope.
LAYER SEVEN: EVER
played a game that required removal of clothing: No, people don't play that 'round here.
been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Nu uh.
been caught “doing something”: Meh?
been called a tease?: No, I'm your local average potential terrorist.
gotten beaten up: I don't know, does it count?
shoplifted: Nope.
changed who you were to fit in: I once changed who i was because IT IS ME to change how I look =P
LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLDER
age you hope to be married: That is if I WANT to get married.
number of children: And if I DO one is enough, crazy kids these days.
describe your dream wedding: Maybe a normal one, but not in a chapel...chapel's are weird.
how do you want to die: Something quick, painless, and FAR FAR in the future.
what do you want to be when you grow up?: I want to be me, hey, everybody should! XD
LAYER NINE: IN A MATE
best eye color?: As long as they have eyes, I'm fine. (Kenny, XD)
best hair color?: As long as they have hair...(well bald people are ok, but...)
short or long hair: As long as they have hair...
height: IF THEY ARE NOT TALLER THAN ME, THAN ME SAD.
best first date location: Well, as long as it's not in a lava pit....
articles of clothing: As long as they HAVE clothes, ^^;;
LAYER TEN: IN THE NUMBERS
number of people i could trust with my life: I have learned not to trust...many.
number of CD's i own: Nothing, and proud!
number of piercings: I refuse tod rill holes in my ears...or anywhere in my body, to be exact.
number of tattoos: Nor would I want to pierce my body with needles...
number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: Well sicne my name is so popular, 89 billion.
number of scars on my body: Couple there and here.
number of things in my past that I regret: You can count for yourself.
Let's write! About whom? About HIM.
Through the world of conquering, bring the agent of ages. He's been assigned, he goes undercover, and he's very dangerous...He's brave and foolish enough for such a task. He goes around, many crooks hate him for just doing his job. He is not a ripoff of Sherlock Holmes, and how many times must we tell them not to sue him?! Too many! So don't! He is known as simply, Trenchcoat Max.
Nobody knows who he really is, and who his true identify is. Though Trenchcoat Max not only throws crooks in prison, but his main focus is on midgets, little midgets terrorizing the world, and he knows. He's fallen victim to them, one too many times...
Boss(Rei, =P!): There's been another rumble at East Side Park, take a look, Max.
Max: On it, boss.
So the perilous blonde travels swiftly through the dark allies and ends at East Side Park. A bunch of deposited newspapers lay on the ground. Someone had been littering, gasp! Now it's up to our berave hero to bust whoever commited such a henious crime.
Salima: (playing the wandering girl) Hello, tall mysterious stranger!
Max: Why are you out here so late, little girl?
Salima: But, tall mysterious stranger, I'm just as tall as you!
Max: That is not the point, why aren't you at home?
Salima: I dropped my ring here. If it gets to the wrong hands it could destroy the Universe!
Max: Why would a stupid ring do that?!
Salima: Because it is the ring of....INVINCIBILITY!!!
DUN DUN DUNNNN!!!!
Episode 2: Lord of the Rings
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Boss Rei: So this ring of invincibility...why did you have it?
Salima: Actually, my friend was the holder of the ring. He was supposed o take it to the next town, until he lost it. So I'm helping him search for a ring.
Max; Vroom! Vroom! Vrooooom!!!!
Boss Rei: Max, stop playing with cars.
Max: *not listening* THe midgets did it. Vroooom!
Boss Rei: midgets did- we're looking for the ring, we don't know if they stole it or anything!
Max: Midgets are responsible for everything.
Boss Rei: What's so bad about midgets? I worked with one before!
Max: Midgets? They are the evils of the world. There are many criminals in this town, but sooner or later, you will find that their boss is a clever midget! before you know it, boom! Millions of unsolved murders, dozens of banks robbed, because of these clever pipsqueaks!
Salima: But why would they want the one true ring?
Yuriy; With my research on this ring, everybody wants it. Once you see such a ring, you would want it for yourself. They come to nothing but to try to take it. The ring holds all the power! It has brought sorrow and misery to those it passes. So the ring must be destroyed...
Boss Rei: Max, go back to that park, check for more evidence. Yuriy, find me a box of Honey Mice Cereal and Salima, go back home. We got this case on our hands, and we don't let it slip out until it is solved!
Max: yesh sure! Can I have a car like Batman and the Batmobile?
Rei: No, now go away.
Max: Stupid unruly crap-
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A lone midget treks through East Side Park, luring around.
Kiki: I know I saw something shiny. Heh, Chief Mystel would love the shiny thing I found, then I can finally be promoted! *sees a movement* Hm? What was that?
Max: I bust so many cases and I still don't get a Batmobile. Or at least a car...I want a car, I don't care if I'm too young, I want a car...
Kiki: *thinking* //Hey, he's that guy who catches a lot of midgets. Oh, Mystel would be even more delighted that I caught him! But how...//
Max: How can you find a tiny thing in the middle of this place? What I need is a FLASHLIGHT! *takes out flashlgiht and turns it on, but it soon dies off* Damn Cheap Uncontrollable batter-BZZZZZZZZTTT!!! *faints*
Kiki: Ok, that was easier than I thought....(We now interrupt this program to take a tribute to our sponsors, Uncontrollable Batteries! Once they die off, they go uncontrollable and zap you! Now you KNOW they'll actually dead, buy Uncontrollable batteries, now!)
Kiki: Now, I have kidnapped this non-midget! But, I still have to find that shiny thing.
Brooklyn: (Plays the unfortunate victim in every episode) WOO! A ring! *wears it*...I will spray grafitti on people wearing a trenchcoat. I will spray grafitti on people wearing a trenchcoat. I will spray grafitti on people wearing a trenchcoat.
Kiki: Gasp! The tall dude is coming my way! Oh, what do I do?!?! Hey, he has a shiny thing on hsi finger. MUST STEAL!!!
Brooklyn: Paint...on trenchcoat people's....faces...
Kiki: *jumps up and grabs it* AHA!
Brooklyn: No! my precious! my ring! My-
Kiki: Try and catch me, big dude!
Brooklyn: Without the ring, I am blind! *bumps into tombstone*
Kiki: Ok, this is no fun. *puts ring back on Brooklyn*
Brooklyn: Must...kill...midgets...
Kiki: Um. *takes it off and puts it back on again*
Brooklyn: Must...drink...milk...
Kiki: Too boring *takes it off and puts it back on again*
Brooklyn: Must...kill...people...
Kiki: Good enough, now to kidnap this investigator person! *grabs Max*
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Boss Rei: Max has been gone for a while. I'll call him through telekenisis! *sits down* Hummmmm...
Yuriy: ...
Boss Rei: Damn, he's not answering!
Yuriy: He never answers that way, there's no such thing as a pyschic force!
Boss Rei: Are you wanting a demotion, Yuriy? Here, you try calling him and see if that works any better!
Yuriy: Hmm, he's not answering...
Boss Rei: See? See?!?!
Yuriy: Well, maybe we'll just have to find him.
Boss Rei: Ok, I'll call Agent Kai to go look. Agent Kai!
Agent Kai: *disguised as a janitor* Yes, boss....>>
Boss Rei: Find Trenchcoat Max before something happens. My detector fails us.
Agent Kai: Affirmative.
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Chief Mystel: Excellent, Kiki...BUT WHERE'S THE RING?!
Kiki: It makes people act weird, who would want that hunk o' junk?
Chief Mystel: Well, our fellow midgets are going to take care of that...blonde. As for you, your job is to still retrieve the ring!
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Max: *stirs* ugh...where am I?
Midget #1: Hello, Max...HEY! I HAVE A NAME! Don't call me Midget #1!
....Daichi: That's better.
Max; Gasp! A midget! And how did you know my name?!
Daichi: You're popular among the midgets, Max. Catching us and sending us off into prison, you dog!
Max: Let me go!
Daichi: Not until you've learned your lesson, never to mess with us midgets! Let me introduce to you, our main weapon. Midget Zero, in other words, Ivan!
Ivan: Hello, Maxie...
Max; Ahh! nose! Ahh!
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Chief Mystel: Yess....Max is very well having the time of his life in there. Where's Singer Midget #004?
Ming Ming; Right 'ere, boss! ^___^
Chief Mystel: I need to test the human's stupidity level. GO out there and see how long it takes to make them love you and your singing. Trick them with queen form, then they will not believe that you are a midget.
Ming Ming: Yesh sir, cutie! *runs off*
Chief Mystel: *looks to his side* I need a right-hand man...hmm...
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Brooklyn: Kill...people...*trips a car, sends it flying into the air and crashing into the football stadium, exploding thus many, many, MANY people dying after watching the Football night Show*
Brooklyn: Must...kill...people...
Kai: *drives around in undercover Batmobile-looking car* What's going on there?
Brooklyn: Kill people, must kill people...
Kai: Stop there, in the name of all that is not villainy!
Brooklyn: Person detected...must kill...
Kai: Hm, that's strange. The ring on him seemed to be emitting heat waves. *looking on heat vision gadget* it must be the one true ring that everybody's after!
Brooklyn: You will not escape, the ring...Kai...
Kai: No, the aura, the flashiness that is the ring! it is trying to conceal me, it makes me crave for it! no! *calls on walkie talkie* Agent Kai, going down! No! No!
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Boss Rei: Well, that's not good. It's at timesl ike these where I got to go out and do everything myself. Kai's one of our best agents, and Max...eh...
Yuriy: You realize that I'm here...
Boss Rei: Oh, you. Well, let's go out there and stop that cronie!
Thus Agent Yuriy and Agent Rei, go out there in their supercool Batmobile-looking vehicle to kick some ring butt!
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Daichi: nose rocket him, Ivan!
Ivan: Hehehehe...
Max: Hmm...*looks around and sees a stick, tries to reach it with hand* Damn...midget coming in too close...
KICK!
Ivan: Argh! My nose! he kicked my nose! My boor noze!
Daichi: Why you! I knew I should've strapped in those legs of yours!
Max: *reaches stick* Ha! Back off, midgets! *waves stick around professionally, then easily breaks straps. Jumps on ground and swings stick around like kendo!* Takao taught me these skills for a reason, that poor soul...I WILL AVENGE HIM! Yah!
Daichi: *calls on walkie talkie* Prisoner is free! I repeat, Prisoner is free!
*alarm bell rings*
Max; That means it's my time to go! *runs off*
Daichi: Don't let him get away!!!
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Chief Mystel: Drop the bananas, he isn't getting away.
Joseph: Yes sir!
*the bananas are dropped!*
Max; Ew! my hair!
The blonde is suddenly surrounded by armies of midgets, will our hero escape? or be tortured by them that is the midgets?!
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Boss Rei: What's going on?!
Brooklyn: Kill people, must...
Yuriy: There are fires everywhere, AGENT KAI!
Agent Kai: I want my precious....BRING BACK MY PRECIOUS!!!
Boss Rei: He will stop at nothing but to get that ring! We must stop him!!
Kiki: The Ring, found it..
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Meanwhile
Ming MIng; YAYAYAYAYAYAYA!! *sings*
Crowds of people: YAY! MING MING! SING!
Ming Ming; That was a time of 5 seconds, wow they're stupider than the Mormons!
Crowds of people: MING MING SING!
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What will happen to our heroes?! Will Max escape the army of midgets? Will Yuriy save Kai? Will Rei, stop that mencaing Brooklyn from destroying everything and retrieving the ring? Or will Kiki, the sly midget, get it first? Who will snap the crowds of people from Ming Ming's curse? Part One of Lord of the Rings ends, tune in next time, for the menacing continumm of....
Trenchcoat MAX.
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And that brings the end of this entry, goodbye!
-spot
Life's an idiots, those who live life stupidly, are called to not have lives, but then, ocne having one, it's frikkin' frustrating.
But then again, as my friends says...
and life goes on.
Have you ever felt sorry or pity for something or someone else and yearn to aid them? THen in the end you find out that was a BAAADD mistake? That happens too much in this world. Furthermore, I have no diea what I'ms aying at the moment, started this entry randomly and, stupidly...ah well.
If I want something in this journal, mgiht as well do what everybody's doing.
LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE
name: Spot
birth date: The date when the plane was invented, 1990. (I have to say the year because I was NOT born in 1903...)
birthplace: Where babies come from, the sky! That's right! =P
current location: Big town, err city, B. C
eye color: Hazel (yesh, I finally checked...)
hair color: It's not black, it's really really really really really really really dark brown! Yay!
righty or lefty: Ambidextrous, well my left is used for Mr. Basketball.
LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE
your heritage: That communist country, lemme think...ermmmmm....China! yesh, that's it!
shoes you wore today: I don't think I went outside today, thus bare feet.
your weakness: The evils of the cute, crazy stupid things stuck on Animes...or games...or something.
your fears: Clowns, falling, awaking with no memories and the loss of loved ones. RONALD MCDONALD SHOULD GO TO HELL.
your perfect pizza: VERY big crust and crunchy, with ALL kidns of cheese dabbled on top, ozing everywhere and peperoni sprinkleson top, YUM.
LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW
your most overused phrase on MSN: Naruhoro, but I haven't said that in a while. (Well I haven't said anything on MSN today...)
your thoughts waking up: I have to get up to get on the computer, but I don't want to get up, but... (Or in an altered version on a school day) "Snow day please, school burn down please, me sleep*
your best physical feature: ....cough...
your bedtime: I never sleep before midnight. Thus 12-3AM
LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK
pepsi or coke: Coke, coke is better! COKE!
mcdonald's or burger king: BK For their fries....and burgers...and THEY were the ones with the Beybalde figures a lot time ago, mcdonalds have CRAP toys! And Mcdonald's has a stupid clown as their mascot! no kids love them!
lipton ice tea or nestea: Nestea Ice Tea, it even rhymmesss...
chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate, I mean, Vanilla ice cream is the only vanilla flavored thing I can stand.
cappuccino or coffee: Chocolate Mocha, or even better, chocolate milk.
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU...?
smoke: I run away from cigarette smoke, you won't see me hangin' 'round those cronies.
cuss: If cuss words never existed, we'd be petty poltie young adults that have no lives!!
single: It's good being single 'cause you're still free, and being free emans anything you want to do...instead of making your partner mad by going drunk!!!
think you've been in love: Don't think so, meh.
liked high school: Who would? Bunch of unfair unruly teachers that deserve to go to hell, at least in Elementary you only get ONE teacher.
want to get married: That depends.
believe in yourself: I believe I can fly...well, that would break my leg, :S
get motion sickness: Lots, the damn bus, cars rarely though.
think you're attractive: I bet I'm prettier than YOU, just kidding.
think you're a health freak: Not at all...why?
get along with your parents: I hope to, but that doesn't seem to be happening anytime soon.
like thunderstorms: I haven't seen lightning in 5 years.
play an instrument: I'd rather listen to music, not make music.
LAYER SIX: THE PAST MONTH
drunk alcohol: A sip of this and that, but that's it.
done a drug: Swallowing medicene whole for the past 5 days, much better now, except tomorrow's the last day of spring break, I hate j00, Math teacher!
gone on a date: Nope.
gone to the mall: Yesh, I had mushed up fruit drink!...I mean smoothies.
Been on stage: Once, and erm, it sucked!
eaten an entire box of oreos: My mom thinks oreos have too much sugar.
eaten sushi: Yesh, tasty sushi...
been dumped: Never in my life actually.
gone skating: Nope, the ice is boring now.
gone skinny dipping: Never have...
dyed your hair: Hehe, no, but I think I want red highlights...RED IS COOL! =P
stolen anything: nooooope.
LAYER SEVEN: EVER
played a game that required removal of clothing: No, people don't play that 'round here.
been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Nu uh.
been caught “doing something”: Meh?
been called a tease?: No, I'm your local average potential terrorist.
gotten beaten up: I don't know, does it count?
shoplifted: Nope.
changed who you were to fit in: I once changed who i was because IT IS ME to change how I look =P
LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLDER
age you hope to be married: That is if I WANT to get married.
number of children: And if I DO one is enough, crazy kids these days.
describe your dream wedding: Maybe a normal one, but not in a chapel...chapel's are weird.
how do you want to die: Something quick, painless, and FAR FAR in the future.
what do you want to be when you grow up?: I want to be me, hey, everybody should! XD
LAYER NINE: IN A MATE
best eye color?: As long as they have eyes, I'm fine. (Kenny, XD)
best hair color?: As long as they have hair...(well bald people are ok, but...)
short or long hair: As long as they have hair...
height: IF THEY ARE NOT TALLER THAN ME, THAN ME SAD.
best first date location: Well, as long as it's not in a lava pit....
articles of clothing: As long as they HAVE clothes, ^^;;
LAYER TEN: IN THE NUMBERS
number of people i could trust with my life: I have learned not to trust...many.
number of CD's i own: Nothing, and proud!
number of piercings: I refuse tod rill holes in my ears...or anywhere in my body, to be exact.
number of tattoos: Nor would I want to pierce my body with needles...
number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: Well sicne my name is so popular, 89 billion.
number of scars on my body: Couple there and here.
number of things in my past that I regret: You can count for yourself.
Let's write! About whom? About HIM.
Through the world of conquering, bring the agent of ages. He's been assigned, he goes undercover, and he's very dangerous...He's brave and foolish enough for such a task. He goes around, many crooks hate him for just doing his job. He is not a ripoff of Sherlock Holmes, and how many times must we tell them not to sue him?! Too many! So don't! He is known as simply, Trenchcoat Max.
Nobody knows who he really is, and who his true identify is. Though Trenchcoat Max not only throws crooks in prison, but his main focus is on midgets, little midgets terrorizing the world, and he knows. He's fallen victim to them, one too many times...
Boss(Rei, =P!): There's been another rumble at East Side Park, take a look, Max.
Max: On it, boss.
So the perilous blonde travels swiftly through the dark allies and ends at East Side Park. A bunch of deposited newspapers lay on the ground. Someone had been littering, gasp! Now it's up to our berave hero to bust whoever commited such a henious crime.
Salima: (playing the wandering girl) Hello, tall mysterious stranger!
Max: Why are you out here so late, little girl?
Salima: But, tall mysterious stranger, I'm just as tall as you!
Max: That is not the point, why aren't you at home?
Salima: I dropped my ring here. If it gets to the wrong hands it could destroy the Universe!
Max: Why would a stupid ring do that?!
Salima: Because it is the ring of....INVINCIBILITY!!!
DUN DUN DUNNNN!!!!
Episode 2: Lord of the Rings
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Boss Rei: So this ring of invincibility...why did you have it?
Salima: Actually, my friend was the holder of the ring. He was supposed o take it to the next town, until he lost it. So I'm helping him search for a ring.
Max; Vroom! Vroom! Vrooooom!!!!
Boss Rei: Max, stop playing with cars.
Max: *not listening* THe midgets did it. Vroooom!
Boss Rei: midgets did- we're looking for the ring, we don't know if they stole it or anything!
Max: Midgets are responsible for everything.
Boss Rei: What's so bad about midgets? I worked with one before!
Max: Midgets? They are the evils of the world. There are many criminals in this town, but sooner or later, you will find that their boss is a clever midget! before you know it, boom! Millions of unsolved murders, dozens of banks robbed, because of these clever pipsqueaks!
Salima: But why would they want the one true ring?
Yuriy; With my research on this ring, everybody wants it. Once you see such a ring, you would want it for yourself. They come to nothing but to try to take it. The ring holds all the power! It has brought sorrow and misery to those it passes. So the ring must be destroyed...
Boss Rei: Max, go back to that park, check for more evidence. Yuriy, find me a box of Honey Mice Cereal and Salima, go back home. We got this case on our hands, and we don't let it slip out until it is solved!
Max: yesh sure! Can I have a car like Batman and the Batmobile?
Rei: No, now go away.
Max: Stupid unruly crap-
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A lone midget treks through East Side Park, luring around.
Kiki: I know I saw something shiny. Heh, Chief Mystel would love the shiny thing I found, then I can finally be promoted! *sees a movement* Hm? What was that?
Max: I bust so many cases and I still don't get a Batmobile. Or at least a car...I want a car, I don't care if I'm too young, I want a car...
Kiki: *thinking* //Hey, he's that guy who catches a lot of midgets. Oh, Mystel would be even more delighted that I caught him! But how...//
Max: How can you find a tiny thing in the middle of this place? What I need is a FLASHLIGHT! *takes out flashlgiht and turns it on, but it soon dies off* Damn Cheap Uncontrollable batter-BZZZZZZZZTTT!!! *faints*
Kiki: Ok, that was easier than I thought....(We now interrupt this program to take a tribute to our sponsors, Uncontrollable Batteries! Once they die off, they go uncontrollable and zap you! Now you KNOW they'll actually dead, buy Uncontrollable batteries, now!)
Kiki: Now, I have kidnapped this non-midget! But, I still have to find that shiny thing.
Brooklyn: (Plays the unfortunate victim in every episode) WOO! A ring! *wears it*...I will spray grafitti on people wearing a trenchcoat. I will spray grafitti on people wearing a trenchcoat. I will spray grafitti on people wearing a trenchcoat.
Kiki: Gasp! The tall dude is coming my way! Oh, what do I do?!?! Hey, he has a shiny thing on hsi finger. MUST STEAL!!!
Brooklyn: Paint...on trenchcoat people's....faces...
Kiki: *jumps up and grabs it* AHA!
Brooklyn: No! my precious! my ring! My-
Kiki: Try and catch me, big dude!
Brooklyn: Without the ring, I am blind! *bumps into tombstone*
Kiki: Ok, this is no fun. *puts ring back on Brooklyn*
Brooklyn: Must...kill...midgets...
Kiki: Um. *takes it off and puts it back on again*
Brooklyn: Must...drink...milk...
Kiki: Too boring *takes it off and puts it back on again*
Brooklyn: Must...kill...people...
Kiki: Good enough, now to kidnap this investigator person! *grabs Max*
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Boss Rei: Max has been gone for a while. I'll call him through telekenisis! *sits down* Hummmmm...
Yuriy: ...
Boss Rei: Damn, he's not answering!
Yuriy: He never answers that way, there's no such thing as a pyschic force!
Boss Rei: Are you wanting a demotion, Yuriy? Here, you try calling him and see if that works any better!
Yuriy: Hmm, he's not answering...
Boss Rei: See? See?!?!
Yuriy: Well, maybe we'll just have to find him.
Boss Rei: Ok, I'll call Agent Kai to go look. Agent Kai!
Agent Kai: *disguised as a janitor* Yes, boss....>>
Boss Rei: Find Trenchcoat Max before something happens. My detector fails us.
Agent Kai: Affirmative.
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Chief Mystel: Excellent, Kiki...BUT WHERE'S THE RING?!
Kiki: It makes people act weird, who would want that hunk o' junk?
Chief Mystel: Well, our fellow midgets are going to take care of that...blonde. As for you, your job is to still retrieve the ring!
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Max: *stirs* ugh...where am I?
Midget #1: Hello, Max...HEY! I HAVE A NAME! Don't call me Midget #1!
....Daichi: That's better.
Max; Gasp! A midget! And how did you know my name?!
Daichi: You're popular among the midgets, Max. Catching us and sending us off into prison, you dog!
Max: Let me go!
Daichi: Not until you've learned your lesson, never to mess with us midgets! Let me introduce to you, our main weapon. Midget Zero, in other words, Ivan!
Ivan: Hello, Maxie...
Max; Ahh! nose! Ahh!
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Chief Mystel: Yess....Max is very well having the time of his life in there. Where's Singer Midget #004?
Ming Ming; Right 'ere, boss! ^___^
Chief Mystel: I need to test the human's stupidity level. GO out there and see how long it takes to make them love you and your singing. Trick them with queen form, then they will not believe that you are a midget.
Ming Ming: Yesh sir, cutie! *runs off*
Chief Mystel: *looks to his side* I need a right-hand man...hmm...
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Brooklyn: Kill...people...*trips a car, sends it flying into the air and crashing into the football stadium, exploding thus many, many, MANY people dying after watching the Football night Show*
Brooklyn: Must...kill...people...
Kai: *drives around in undercover Batmobile-looking car* What's going on there?
Brooklyn: Kill people, must kill people...
Kai: Stop there, in the name of all that is not villainy!
Brooklyn: Person detected...must kill...
Kai: Hm, that's strange. The ring on him seemed to be emitting heat waves. *looking on heat vision gadget* it must be the one true ring that everybody's after!
Brooklyn: You will not escape, the ring...Kai...
Kai: No, the aura, the flashiness that is the ring! it is trying to conceal me, it makes me crave for it! no! *calls on walkie talkie* Agent Kai, going down! No! No!
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Boss Rei: Well, that's not good. It's at timesl ike these where I got to go out and do everything myself. Kai's one of our best agents, and Max...eh...
Yuriy: You realize that I'm here...
Boss Rei: Oh, you. Well, let's go out there and stop that cronie!
Thus Agent Yuriy and Agent Rei, go out there in their supercool Batmobile-looking vehicle to kick some ring butt!
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Daichi: nose rocket him, Ivan!
Ivan: Hehehehe...
Max: Hmm...*looks around and sees a stick, tries to reach it with hand* Damn...midget coming in too close...
KICK!
Ivan: Argh! My nose! he kicked my nose! My boor noze!
Daichi: Why you! I knew I should've strapped in those legs of yours!
Max: *reaches stick* Ha! Back off, midgets! *waves stick around professionally, then easily breaks straps. Jumps on ground and swings stick around like kendo!* Takao taught me these skills for a reason, that poor soul...I WILL AVENGE HIM! Yah!
Daichi: *calls on walkie talkie* Prisoner is free! I repeat, Prisoner is free!
*alarm bell rings*
Max; That means it's my time to go! *runs off*
Daichi: Don't let him get away!!!
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Chief Mystel: Drop the bananas, he isn't getting away.
Joseph: Yes sir!
*the bananas are dropped!*
Max; Ew! my hair!
The blonde is suddenly surrounded by armies of midgets, will our hero escape? or be tortured by them that is the midgets?!
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Boss Rei: What's going on?!
Brooklyn: Kill people, must...
Yuriy: There are fires everywhere, AGENT KAI!
Agent Kai: I want my precious....BRING BACK MY PRECIOUS!!!
Boss Rei: He will stop at nothing but to get that ring! We must stop him!!
Kiki: The Ring, found it..
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Meanwhile
Ming MIng; YAYAYAYAYAYAYA!! *sings*
Crowds of people: YAY! MING MING! SING!
Ming Ming; That was a time of 5 seconds, wow they're stupider than the Mormons!
Crowds of people: MING MING SING!
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What will happen to our heroes?! Will Max escape the army of midgets? Will Yuriy save Kai? Will Rei, stop that mencaing Brooklyn from destroying everything and retrieving the ring? Or will Kiki, the sly midget, get it first? Who will snap the crowds of people from Ming Ming's curse? Part One of Lord of the Rings ends, tune in next time, for the menacing continumm of....
Trenchcoat MAX.
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And that brings the end of this entry, goodbye!
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