Merry Christmas and a Happy New Ami Day!!!

This is a very important post, it is about Spot's Happiness towards it all, continum of Little Saiyan Shorts!!
Enjoy or not
It's up to you
Make a Happy Spot
A loud loud kewl!
This is a story
For you and me
It's a tad bit gory
Let's read, PHWEE!!!!
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Little Saiyan Tournament
A Side Story…
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[Freeze’s eyes wander around the street, observing his new surroundings. Battle is vital in this world, and fighting is what all must do. Everybody gathered from around the world to participate at this special event. Freeze aimed to win it, not for the prize, but for a good sense of strength. He knew that this year will be rather different…]

Firen: Hey Freeze! I heard the tournament’s going to be a one round, one battle, and everybody fights! So it’s going to end quickly, I suppose.

Freeze: Good. We do not need a whole series of damned rounds just to determine a winner! That’s just a waste of time, better to do it all in one round! These people finally find brains!

Firen: ^__^, well, it’s tag-team.

Freeze: …what?

Firen: You’re going to need a paaaartner…

Freeze: …NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Firen: Hehe, you’re funny. Anyway, I’m not going to be your partner!

Freeze: That’s something good.

Firen: Actually I might, ‘tis all in random pick! We can’t choose! That makes it funner!

Freeze: ….NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Firen: Dude, don’t need to get so much attention!

Announcer: Every contestant that wants to qualify please go to the Coliseum now! You have 10 minutes!

Freeze: Why should I be in this tournament if it’s so crapped up?

Firen: After the tag team wins, they must face each other! A DEADLY DUEL! Dun dun DUNNN!!!!

Freeze: Interesting…Alright, I’ll give it a try!

Firen: Yay for Freeze!

Freeze: I just better not get a crappy partner…like someone named--everybody.

Firen: Let us go to the stadium! WOOO!!!
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<The Coliseum>

Woody: What an interesting tournament this year. Hm, got to write my details down…

Dennis: No need to talk to yourself! Talking to one self means insanity! And I for sure don’t want you to be insane, brother! That’s got to be someone in our family that’s sane!

Woody: …right.

Henry: Gah, I don’t care about fighting! Can’t I just go home?

Louis: NO! YOU MUST FIGHT! You’re always not caring and “whatever” everything! If you want to become strong, you must fight!

Henry: You annoy me.

Louis: All for the better!

Davis: *slips in entry form* I’m going to wipe the floor with everybody!

Louis: You can’t bring a broom into the match!

Davis: >> Bad joke.

Rudolf: …why am I entering again?

Henry: To show everybody that they’re insane and should die?

Rudolf: …thanks for telling me.

Deep: *comes in* Alright! I’m entering, for the good of humanity!!

John: But it’s Father’s Day today, dad!

Deep: Well I don’t see your brother in here.

Firen: I’m here! I’M HERE! I AM HERE!!

John: Yay!

Freeze: Hmph!

John: Now, now, no need to be a b-

Freeze: SHUT UP.

John: …binglehopper

Firen: >> Mommy was mean!

Freeze: For the last time, I am a boy and definitely not your mother!

Firen: I WAS ADOPTED?!?! NOOOOOO!!!!!!

John: …GASP! That’s…SO mean to say, mommy!

Deep: Oh for the love of…

Freeze: YOU WERE BOTH ADOPTED! I mean—GAHHH!!!!

John: ;__;

Firen: I’m not supposed to cry ‘cause water hurts me, but…;_____;…OWW!! ;_____; THE PAIN! ;_____; OH THE AGONY!!! ;____;

Louis: Well at least you guys aren’t b-

Freeze: SHUT UP.

Louis: …banjos.

Deep: Freeze! Don’t be rude to the children!

Freeze: Bah! They were an accident—I mean…OH FOR THE PAIN OF-

John: DADDY! CAN WE THROW MOMMY IN THE DUMPSTER?!

Firen: PLEASE?!?!

Deep: Hey, I don’t control you…or do I?

Firen: YAAAAY!!! *stuffs Freeze into garbage bag and throws it into dumpster* Since today is Father’s Day, we’ll spend time with daddy!

Henry: I love being unnoticed…^___^

Rudolf; um, you’re being noticed now.

Henry: NO! IGNORE ME!!! YOU FOOLS! IGNOOORE MEEE!!

Rudolf: And screaming doesn’t help either….

Henry: WHY DO YOU TALK AFTER ME!! SHUT UP! LET SOMEONE ELSE TALK AFTER ME!

*silence*

Henry: ….I want to die.

Louis: Well, you can’t do that! Now can you?!

Henry: I don’t care!

Louis; THERE YOU GO AGAIN! UNCARING! You are the most selfish person I know!

Henry: ….is it a sin to want some quietness? *crouches down into a ball on his side and sucks his thumb*

Deep: THAT’S MY POSTURE!!!!

Davis: It’s your posture, bleh, bleh! You’re always wanting to get all the attention and all the postures, oh get your own you old hag!

Deep: Fah! You’re the most boringest character around here! At least WE’RE INSANE!

Firen: Yay! Go daddy!!!

John: ^^ WHOOT!

Davis: Insane? Says who? I am VERY insane! In fact, I made that broken Deep head into a mask, look it me! I’m Deep! I have big scary butcher knife and will chop all you pigs to chop suey!

Dennis: Wow, can you people believe it? We spent the whole time talking while we’re supposed to fight in a tournament! WOW!

Woody: You shut up.

Dennis: Yes brother…T_T

Announcer: Will all contestants please head to the arena now! The battle will begin in 5 minutes! Your partners will be assigned there!
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<Arena Floor>

Announcer: now, we will assign the partners randomly! Team one is…Deep, and who may his partner be?

Silence…

Announcer: YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO AWE IN TENSION!!!

Louis: Why would we do that?

Dennis: Yeah! We may be mentally challenged, but we’re not idiots!

Announcer: …you people suck. His partner is Rudolf.

Rudolf: Joy, my partner is an alcoholic.

Deep: My partner is…a…NON-ALCOHOLIC!!!!

Everybody: GASP!!!

Rudolf: Well, I like wine!

Deep: Wine’s for rich people! Unless…GASP! MY PARTNER IS RICH!!!

Everybody: GASP!!!

Rudolf: I hate you all.

Deep: People who hate us all are usually….GASP! MY PARTNER IS IN DENIAL!!!

Everybody: GASP!!!!

Rudolf: FAH!

Announcer: …continuing on, Team Two. Louis!

Louis: Yes! My partner is Louis!!

Freeze: …you’re an idiot!

John: Mom says he’s an idiot! He must be an idiot! YOU IDIOT!!!!

Firen: Exactly! All parents always tell the truth! You sir, ARE AN IDIOT!!!!

Announcer: And his partner is…Dennis!

Louis: Impossible! Dennis is not Louis! In fact, who may be this fine gentleman named Louis?

Woody: Can you continue on, Announcer?

Announcer: Ok…freaks. Team Three! Freeze…

Freeze: ….AND NO ONE!!!

Henry: Who’re you calling NO ONE?!?!

Woody: Moron, he’s not referring to you!

Announcer: And Henry.

Woody; I stand corrected. You are a no one.

Louis: Ok, that was freaky.

Davis: I like, so totally know, girlfriend!

Louis: O.o

Announcer: …anyway. Team Four, Firen and…

Freeze: Whoever’s his partner is going to be sorry!

Firen: Why would that be, mom?

Freeze: If you call me ‘mom’ one more time I will seriously spank you.

Firen: Ack! Firen no want spanking!! Mommy mean!

Deep: He didn’t really call you ‘mom’, ‘wife’…XD!!!!

Freeze: Grrr….

Announcer: …John!

John: Do I still have to say sorry?

Freeze: Oh shut up.

John: Yes ma’am!

Freeze: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!

John: …yes?

Firen: YAY! We’re partners! And mommy’s deaf! WHOOHOO!!!

Freeze: *starts fuming*

Announcer: Team Five is Davis and Woody, NOW SHUT UP AND GET INTO THE ARENA!!!

Woody: Hey! There’s no part of speech about our partnership that’s really funny!

Announcer: That’s because you’re boring.

Woody: I AM NOT BORING!! I SHALL DO SOMETHING NON-BORINGINGISH!!! Um…*puts on feather hat* Look! I got a feather hat on my head…uh oh, I’m allergic to feather hats…ACHOOO!!!!

Davis: So Woody went into this bar---WHOA! That superstition IS true!

Firen: Daddy, what’s a bar?

Deep: It’s where mommies and daddies go and never come back from.

Davis: Anyway, Woody went into this bar and there was a gay guy inside. I think his name was Deep and then-

Deep: JUST BECAUSE THESE STUPID KIDS SAY FREEZE IS A MOM WITH ME DOES NOT MEAN I AM A PERSON WHO LIKES MEN!!!!!

Davis: I was referring to happy!

Deep: …oh.

Davis; SO anyway, he was in the bar with this gay dude, and like, the bartender came up and, instead of asking what he wanted to drink, he gave him a ticket! You see, Woody was too normal and boring to be in a bar, that’s why he was fined and kicked out! Oh, and the gay guy, Deep, threw martini on him!

Woody: *twitch* I am not boring!

Deep: Can’t you say something else for happy other than “gay”? It’s ruining my reputation.

Davis: Hasn’t it already?

Deep: GAHHH! I’LL KILL YOU!!!

Firen: Yay! Daddy’s in another fight that he’ll lose!

John: Let’s cheer for the opposition!

Firen: GO DAVIS! BEAT OUR DADDY!!

John: KILL OUR DADDY!!!

Announcer; GET IN THE DAMN ARENA YOU STUPID A**H***S!!!!

John: Mom! That bad man screamed at us!!!

Freeze: …

Firen: You’re supposed to care, mommy!

Freeze: I’M NOT YOUR MOTHER YOU LITTLE WRETCHES! A MOTHER IS A GIRL, AND I’M NOT A GIRL!!!

Louis: Aren’t we all girls?

Dennis: …let’s go into the arena and have a cat fight!!!

Announcer: Oh finally…>>
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[And so, the teams attacked! Blasts and power ups all around!]

Louis: HYAH! DRAGON- erm, THUNDER PUNCH!!!

Dennis: Why are you attacking me?! I’M YOUR PARTNER?!

Louis: …your point?!

Dennis: Well, since my brother isn’t here to tell me what to do…

Woody: Beat up your partner!

Dennis: Yes brother!

Louis: Gah! *is punnmelled*

Freeze: Hold on Henry, let me kill my damn not-children.

Henry: And I will stand here and get hit, because I don’t want to fight since this is all boring and I don’t care!

Louis: YOU SELFISH LITTLE B-

Freeze: SHUT UP.

Louis: Belly Button.

Henry: Who’re YOU CALLING A BELLY BUTTON?!?! DIEEE!!! DRAGON PALM!!!

Louis: HAHAHA! MY ARMOUR SHALL SHIELD ME!!! *is hit and slams into the wall* d’oh…

Rudolf: I must KILL THEM ALL! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Deep: This is a battle, not a death match!!!

Firen: I like burning, yes I do! I like torching, yes I do! I like exploding, I sure do, I like…

Freeze: DIE!!!! *throws an ice blast*

Firen: MOM-*is frozen*

Freeze: Yesh! Now to destroy my OTHER not-child!!!

Davis: Hey! That means the rest of us ARE your children!

Freeze: SHUT UP YOU SON OF A-

Deep: …What? What are you looking at?

Freeze: See?! I can swear and you SO can’t!

John: Oh noes! My partner has been frozen! Hmmm…*hits the ice lightly and it shatters, freeing Firen* Wow, I’m good…

Freeze: What the heck?! That’s it, I’ll freeze you both so you’ll NEVER escape! HAHAHAHA!!!

Deep: Hey! Now that’s child abuse!

Freeze: Says who? Nobody’s going to stop ME!!!! WHIRLWIND!!!

SPINK!!!

Deep: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
[Flashback]

Deep: You kids make me crazy!!! Now give me my big people’s wowwipop back!!

Firen: Ooooooh, what’s this? *drinks a can of beer* uhhh…

John: You drank daddy’s magical potion!!

Deep: MY MAGICAL PO- um, MY BEER!!!!!

Firen: I feel woooooozy…

Deep: I better get you to a hopsit-

Firen: NO! FIREN WANT MORE POTION!!!

John: What potion taste like! ME WANT TO KNOW! *grabs a can*

Deep: GIVE ME THAT!! YOU STUPID- *pulls the can*

John: No! ME WANT TASTE! AHHH!!!

Firen: Wooo…gasp! *points at Deep* ‘TIS THE LEGENDARY PINEAPPLE!!!

John: Daddy is legendary pineapple?

Firen: ME MUST EAT! *chomps Deep’s scalp!*

Deep: AHHHH! GET HIM OFF!!! *runs around in circles*

John; Um…*gets an idea* ENERGY DISK!!!

Deep: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING--

SHICACK!!!!

…and that is how limbs can fall off.
[End Flashback]

Deep: We had so many joyful memories together! YOU CANNOT KILL THE CHILDREN!!!!! ROAR! *Turns…Super Saiyan!!*

Freeze: O.O

Deep: Don’t I have pretty blonde hair?

Freeze: …..AHAHAHAHHHAHA!!! You look like a pineapple!!!

Deep: Grrr…

Henry: Joy! All attention is being-AW DAMN I- *is cut off by a katana going into his back and through his front!*

Rudolf: …

Henry: Hehe, you lose, Rudolf!

Rudolf: What? But I sliced you through!

Henry: Well duh! In every single fighting tournament the person always gets badly injured and then comes a very cool power up!

Rudolf: HOW CAN YOU SURVIVE THIS?! You’re breaking the law of life!

Henry: You must be new at this, =P

Rudolf: So…where’s the power up?

Henry: …oh fudge. *faints*

Woody: if someone else already had a power up, this meaning Deep, others cannot for a while! So…

Davis: Why do we care? Now that he’s dead-

Henry: Hello once again.

Davis: O.O!!!!

Henry: I come from heaven! I am- *is sliced through the back and comes out he front* ….ok, who keeps doing that? *thud!*

Rudolf: Oh, good-

Henry; I am immortal!!!

Rudolf: *slaps self* Ok, if I can’t kill you I’ll kill the rest!

Dennis: *jumps up* Shut up, Shut up, Shut up!!!

Woody: *has stick and pokes Davis* Alright, who gave him a heart attack?

Dennis: STEP UP! STEP UP! STEP-

Deep: STOP SINGING!!!! Anyway, let me show you the all powerful Kamehameha attack!!

Davis: *gets up* That’s MY attack!

Deep: No, it’s the legendary monkey dude’s attack! We just stole it is all…anyway, WHERE ARE MY NOT-CHILDREN?!?!

Dennis: To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like
Welcome to my life (singing)

Deep: STOP SINGING!!!

*hours later*

Announcer: And the winner of the tournament is none other than Dennis, with his famous singing attack has bought him this match!!!!

Dennis: WHOOOHOOOOOO!!! In j00 FACE!!!

Announcer; Now you must face Louis!!

Dennis: Oh for freaking fudge.

Louis: You may have brought me down with your singing, but I ain’t letting you sing anymore! Hehe…I SHALL USE MY POWER UP!!! *pssshh!!!* LOUIS EX!!!

Dennis: Must…remember…brother’s…words..!

[Flashback]

Woody: Beat up your partner!
[End flashback]

Dennis: I will take his advice! Such wise words he has given me, and I to learn from them. I shall use this knowledge I gained form my brother’s advice and destroy the opposition, or I am not named…DENNIS THE BOLD!!!

Woody: You AREN’T named Dennis the Bold!!!

Dennis: Whatever my brother says is true! That means I shall not take his previous words and let my partner defeat me!

Woody: *slap* BEAT UP YOUR PARTNER!!!

Dennis: Yes, brother!

Louis EX: Prepare to die! Super Duper Strong Shiny Green Light Fist Attack!!!

Rudolf: …you mean Thunder Punch…

Louis EX: No, I am Louis EX! My attacks shall have better and far superior names!!!

Rudolf: Sigh…

Dennis: oh yeah? I have better names than you! Ultra Ultimate Power House Limitless Rapid Kicking Stupendous Attack!!!

Louis EX: Mega Invisible Invincible Blasting Technique!!!

Dennis: Twirling Ballet Defying Gravity Kick-you-in-the-face attack!

Louis EX: Big Blue Stick Waving Around and Hitting You Attack!!

Dennis: Homing Big Bang Spirit Power Blast!!

John: GIVE ME BACK DADDY’S MAGICAL POTION!!

Firen: NO! IT’S MINE! MY MAGICAL POTION!!!

John: RAWR!!!

Firen: YARF!!!!

John: MEOW!!!

Firen: CLUCK CLUCK!!!

John: MOOOO!!!

Firen: SQUEAK!!!!

[And thus, the two not-brothers started fighting and biting each other’s heads off!]

Deep: There, there, be nice when you kill each other!

Freeze: I don’t think it’s good for them to be drinking alcohol.

Deep: There, now you’re acting like a mother! Good for you!

Freeze: >>…that’s your last bottle…

Deep:…ACK!!! GIVE DADDY BACK HIS MAGICAL POTION!!!

Firen & John: NEVER!!!!

Deep: *Makes big scary mean hippo face!!*

Firen & John: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! MOMMY!!! *runs to Freeze*

Freeze: I hate this.

Dennis: NO! I CANNOT FALL AT A TIME LIKE THIS! *gets up and roars* MUST…POWER…UP…

Louis EX: Now I shall finish you off with one last Super Duper Strong Shiny Green Light Fist Attack!

Dennis: *powers up* BIG BOMB ATTACK!!!!!

This is the end of the match. The end of all fate and humanity relies on this very outcome, who shall win such a great epic battle? What may fate decide upon the result of this very battle? Who will be the victor and loser? Will there even be one? Would the world even be here/ Will gummy bears take over the world and destroy all of humanity? Well, Tuen in Next Time for LITTLE SAIYAN SHORTS!!!!
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Dundundun…
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HAPPY AMI DAY FOLKS! The celebration rests!
Prehaps I shall stretch it to a week for the fact that Ami is having a bad day today? Yes! I shall, I too happy to now, HAPPY AMI WEEK! Let bygones be bygones and bring on the celebration, the joy,t he car crashes,t he lightning and thunder, the destruction of joy! The happy sinners! Let us run around doing pointless happy things that make no sense! LET US BE....RELEASED!!!

This song that I did NOT make up is dedicated to Ami, and it's a recent favourite of mine!
David Powter's BAD DAY SONG! Let us PASTE!

Where is the moment we needed the most 
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost 
They tell me your blue skies fade to grey 
They tell me your passion's gone away 
And I don't need no carryin' on 

You stand in the line just to hit a new low 
You're faking a smile with the coffee to go 
You tell me your life's been way off line 
You're falling to pieces everytime 
And I don't need no carryin' on 

Cause you had a bad day 
You're taking one down 
You sing a sad song just to turn it around 
You say you don't know 
You tell me don't lie 
You work at a smile and you go for a ride 
You had a bad day 
The camera don't lie 
You're coming back down and you really don't mind 
You had a bad day 
You had a bad day 

Well you need a blue sky holiday 
The point is they laugh at what you say 
And I don't need no carryin' on 

You had a bad day 
You're taking one down 
You sing a sad song just to turn it around 
You say you don't know 
You tell me don't lie 
You work at a smile and you go for a ride 
You had a bad day 
The camera don't lie 
You're coming back down and you really don't mind 
You had a bad day 

(Oh.. Holiday..) 

Sometimes the system goes on the brink 
And the whole thing turns out wrong 
You might not make it back and you know 
That you could be well oh that strong 
And I'm not wrong 

So where is the passion when you need it the most 
Oh you and I 
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost 

Cause you had a bad day 
You're taking one down 
You sing a sad song just to turn it around 
You say you don't know 
You tell me don't lie 
You work at a smile and you go for a ride 
You had a bad day 
You've seen what you like 
And how does it feel for one more time 
You had a bad day 
You had a bad day 

Had a bad day 
Had a bad day 
Had a bad day 
Had a bad day 
Had a bad day

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Joy is it not?
Weekly Battle BDaman WEWIEW!!!!
Episode 12: Invasion of the Bdasnatchers
Rating: 4/5!!!
About: it's a bout a boy named Yamato who finds his desert buddy again but this episode is all about customizing your bdaman! So that it would work good, which cost the desert buddy his amtch agaisnt Enjyu, but Enjyu was being all evil again and both Tsubame and Bull were very funny and happy, lotsa burping too! That is the short summary!
Not the best, but better than usual and I in happy mood so it get better than usual mark!
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It was so FUN yesterday and it's so FUN today! I'm happy! You should too!
Happy Ami Day, good day!
Colour of the day: Black
Mood of the day: Joyful
Activity of the day: Pointless ones
Memory of the day: Music!!
-spot, bibi!