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Jul. 18th, 2007 04:34 amHeh.
Haha...ha.
Yes.
I'm awaiting in anticipation the release of five things.
I'm incredibly excited, yep.
All this could almost make up for the disappointment that is Yuri Shiratori not attending the concert, and thus my favourite song cannot be performed, therefore making Spotto sad.
Perhaps it could even spark some inspiration for me to continue Happy Farm Friends, which its latest chapter is only up to 700 words, which isn't too close to the 2000 minimum.
As I rewatched the Princess Festival, I had seen three hugs. The touching sounds of crying, for it really tells me that it really was the last concert. Sure, everybody wishes for another one where everybody attends, namely Mamiko Noto, since she has several songs that would've been nice if performed. But Rina Satou had said, "No more" in English at the end of the concert, just before everybody sang 1000% Sparking!
Then there's the live action, where so far about 90% of people think it will fail hard,9% will judge after watching it first, and 1% blindly hoping that it'll be good, usually the otaku ones. Now, I don't know where in that I fall into, perhaps 1%, perhaps the 9%. I'm not thinking it will be great, because first of all I believe they're not done with makeup yet. I mean with such a good budget they have (we hope), there should be some effort as to going into the actresses looks. Yet they couldn't even put glasses on Chisame, while other meganekkos got theirs.
Just, odd. I'll hope, at least, and judge when I see it.
I've been searching in my vast array of daydreams, whether or not there could even be a solution to my favourite little threesome. Now, canon-wise, Chisame is obviously crushing over Negi, with denial of course, since she's...Chisame. Secondly, canon-wise, Asakura has a Sayo-doll which she's sleeping with (no perverted thoughts here, pleeeeeease. A girl banging a doll is almost as deranged as when Kirami told me that Sayo has a butterfly fetish, after three seconds into episode 19. Wow. xD) and keeping it around her constantly. I could almost imagine a troublemaker (other than Asakura-san herself) steal the doll from her and her valiant efforts to retrieve her beloved plush.
There's a speculation going around fans that such Sayo-doll isn't anything normal. It could be that Sayo has actually possessed the charm so she could go on the "Great quest into massive danger to find Negi's missing father" to Wales. One could be the minor detail that people have noticed, when Sayo the plushie was sleeping next to Asakura, her eyes were CLOSED, as opposed to open when Asakura was playing on the beach.
Now, if someone, most likely Haruna or perhaps Yuuna or something, stole the Sayo-plush from Asakura. Such dilemma may be something like this:
Haruna: Fufufufufu...Nodoka's and Yue's fight over Negi aside, I wonder what's with that cute little doll Asakura keeps with her...
Yuuna: This could be an opportunity for revenge. After all, that picture she took of us in the bathhouse...I don't understand who would peep on us like that...
Haruna: What? She took a picture of that? I want to see that!
Yuuna: NO WAY. Besides, if you don't shut up you'll wake up that reporter...and seeing as she is the Mahora Paparazzi, I doubt she's a very deep sleeper.
Haruna: Oh, really? I'm not a deep sleeper either!
Yuuna: ...how surprising. Hehehehe, okay, let's grab that doll and run back into our rooms.
Haruna: I thought you were with Iincho, why'd you guys tag along on the trip anyway?
Yuuna: Well, why'd you guys go without anybody else either?
Kazumi: *mumbling in sleep* Oh yeeeeeeeeeah, right there, that's the spot, ah! *moans*
Yuuna: ...
Haruna: Oh cool, Yue tells me I say words like that in my sleep too, :D
Yuuna: ...let's just take the doll already, this is getting weird. *takes doll*
[Haruna and Yuuna leave the room]
Kazumi: *mumbling* I love it when you scratch my back, Sayo-chan...
-
[THE MORNING, Haruna and Yuuna are spying into the room of Asakura, and whoever is her roommate. For Spotto's fandom purposes, we'll say Chisame. ;D]
Chisame: *on laptop* Good god, who's the bastard getting closer to my number 1 net idol rank!? ARRRRGH!!! If only I stayed home with my equipment, I could skyrocket in hits!
Kazumi: *yawns* You could also use your pretty Sailor Moon stick.
Chisame: It'S NOT A SAILOR MOON STICK. Besides, trying to win like that makes me feel...empty. Grrrr. Stupid Negi...stupid trip.
Kazumi: Whatever you say, hehe. Hey, can I use your laptop later? I gotta update my homepage with something juicy.
Yuuna: *hiding* What are they talking about? What Sailor Moon stick?
Haruna: *hiding* It's a special cosplay of Chisame's that makes her become popular no matter what!
Yuuna: *hiding* O...kay. Asakura doesn't seem to notice that her doll's missing...
Kazumi: *gets up and heads to the washroom* Huh, something feels...missing.
Chisame: Your brain?
Kazumi: Hahaha, that's a nice joke Chiu-chan. The thing is it doesn't make sense because my grades are so much more higher than yours...
Chisame: Oh wait, sorry. I meant your mind. AND DON'T CALL ME CHIU-CHAN!
Kazumi: Aww, you're so cute when you're mad.
Chisame: WHY AM I YOUR ROOMMATE!?
Kazumi: If you think about it, that's good. Since if it was someone else you'd have to do your Chiu-things in secret, hehehe. Hm, still, something feels missing.
Chisame: And you're absolutely positive it isn't your mind?
Kazumi: Oh wait! I know! Every morning when I wake up I'm greeted by my...uh, doll?
Chisame: ...what?
Kazumi: Er, nothing, nothing. Crap, that's right. Every morning the Sayo-plush I have would say good morning. After all, Sayo possessed it...
Chisame: You talk to your stupid plushie?
Kazumi: ...sure, that works! Yes I do, do you have a problem with that? And right now it's missing...wait...If Sayo's missing...she may have possessed it but she sure can't get up and walk off in it yet...WAIT WHAT!? MY PLUSHIE IS MISSING!! WHY AM I BEING SO CALM!?!?!
Chisame: ...it's just a doll, sheesh.
Yuuna: *hiding* Yep, she's noticed.
Haruna: *hiding* Umm, Yuuna?
Yuuna: *hiding* Not now, Paru.
Haruna: *hiding* No, it's kind of important...
Yuuna: *hiding* Later, I want to watch Asakura panic, >D
Haruna: *hiding* But um, this plushie just...blinked?
Yuuna: *hiding* Plushies can't blink...
Haruna: *hiding* Then again, we are talking about Negi-kun and his super-awesome magic here. A blinking plushie wouldn't be much of a surprise. Oooh, I want a blinking plushie too!!! I wonder where Asakura got this? It looks so cute. Hmm, but its expression looks scared. Now why would they make an expression like that and...ehhh!? Did this plushie just make a sound!?!?
Sayo: *plush form* Where's Asakura-san!? DDD: Ahhh, I'll scare people if I can't control my emotions! Nobody's seen a crying plushie before! I'm even scaring Saotome-san right now! Oh no! Asakura-san!! Where are yoooou!?
Yuuna: *hiding* What are you doing, Paru? I hear crying noises. You're not crying, are you?
Haruna: *hiding* Uhhh, no. It's the plushie.
Chisame: What the hell is that dreaded crying noise from? I WANT QUIET!
Kazumi: GAAAH!! SAYO'S MISSING!!!!!!!
Yuuna: *hiding* We're going to get discovered, Paru, stop crying!
Haruna: *hiding* I'm not the one that's crying! It's this weird plush doll!
Kazumi: *sniff* Eh? That crying sounds like Sayo-chan's...
Chisame: Who the hell is Sayo?
Kazumi: That's the name of my plushie!
Chisame: Your plushie can cry? First you can talk to it and now it can cry? What happened to normalcy!?
Kazumi: I think it's from the closet, I'm coming, Sayo-chan!
Chisame: Hey wait, I shoved a lot of stuff in there and-- *runs and opens the closet herself, and ends up stuffing her face between Haruna's...cleavage, =D* MMMFFHH!?
Haruna: ....hello Chisame-chan!
Yuuna: Crap.
Chisame: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING IN MY CLOSET!?!? WHERE'D ALL MY STUFF GO!?!?!
Haruna: We needed to hide somewhere and we thought the closet was the perfect place! But there was a lot of stuff in it so we just threw it out the window.
Chisame: WHAAAAAAAT!?!
Kazumi: *eyes Sayo-plush in Haruna's hand* Hey! It's Sayo-chan! You found her!
Yuuna: No, we didn't FIND her, we KIDNAPPED her. If you want your weird crying, blinking, and scared little plush toy back, you will have to meet our demands!
Haruna: Ooooh, so formal.
Kazumi: Eh? Oh c'mon! What did I ever do to you, Yuuna?
Yuuna: You're the evil Mahora Paparazzi, Asakura. You do bad things to LOTS of people. Like Chisame for example.
Kazumi: Okay, so I have a picture of a naked Chiu; I know that she's a net idol; I know she still hasn't grown hair down there yet, like Asuna; I know that she was afraid of the dark until she was 12, and slept with her parents until then; I know she had to use a diaper until she was six; I know she won the "kiss Negi" battle when we were at the beach accidentally; and I know that she rarely wears a bra, but what did I ever do to YOU?
Chisame: ...
Kazumi: Oh wait, was I supposed to tell them that?
Chisame: I'M SURROUNDED BY GIANT-BREASTED IDIOTS!
Haruna: Fufufu! I'm surprised that Chisame-chan hasn't done something to Asakura yet for all those embarrassing things!
Chisame: *grabs the Sayo-plush from Yuuna and runs to the window* Until now. IF you want your talking little plush toy to not suffer the same fate as all the stuff that idiot Haruna threw out the window, you will meet MY DEMANDS, ALL OF YOU.
Yuuna: ...we don't really care about the plushie, only Asakura.
Chisame: I have the picture of you and your buddies naked in the bathhouse on my laptop.
Yuuna: What!? Asakura, you gave her the memorial photos!?
Kazumi: I asked her to edit them in Photoshop, resize it and stuff. I didn't really care if she deleted them after they were printed or not...
Haruna: Yeah well, I don't have anything embarrassing at all! So, I'll just run along now...
Chisame: Maybe not, but there are several pictures on the internet of you doing interesting things. I'm pretty sure they were photoshopped by some Paru-fanboy, but because I have Asakura in my hands now, I could easily make her distribute such pictures with her status as the top reporter of Mahora throughout the school, and even maybe the whole country.
Haruna: ...
*knock knock*
Asuna: Hey! We're going to go look for Negi's father. I hope you people didn't tag along for nothing, because you're coming with us! Now hurry up!
Chisame: So, what do you say? You're running out of time.
Yuuna: C'mon Asakura! It's just a plushie! If you give in we're stuck too!
Haruna: Yeah! I'll even get someone to make you a new one! C'mon!
Kazumi: Well, as the Mahora Paparazzi, blackmail isn't supposed to work on me so easil---GIMME MY PLUSHIE!!!!! *runs towards the window*
Chisame: O__O *drops the plushie*
Kazumi: *jumps out the window*
Yuuna: SHE JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW!? WE'RE LIKE ON THE SIXTH FLOOR OF THE HOTEL!
Chisame: Well. Have we all learned a lesson today? Mess with Chiu and you go splat.
Haruna: I learned that Chisame still has a paipa--
Chisame: *^#%$@&%^%((#%$!!!!!!!!!
*outside the hotel, falling*
Kazumi: Huzzah! I finally got you back, Sayo-chan!
Sayo: *plush form* Um, Asakura-san. You DO realize that I'm a ghost, and even if I fall off the highest cliff in the world I won't go splat? Unlike you?
Kazumi: ...son of a--
TO BE CONTINUED.
Lol, that was fun. It's all pretty much in-character, except Yuuna because I suck at keeping her in-character, and partly Kazumi because she's not that dumb. (The personality fits, though) However Kazumi COULD act like that because she'd do anything for Sayo, in Spotto's "fandom" terms. We'll never know.
Terms you may not understand:
1. Sailor Moon Stick = Chisame's artifact, it allows her to enter cyberspace (at least her mind), and recently she used it to conquer the internet with it easily. (But found it to be way too easy and empty when she did that)
2. When Kazumi started telling Chisame's embarrassing secrets to them, three of them are actually true. The obvious one is the net idol one, and yes she does have a picture of her naked. (read teh manga to see, xP) She did win the "kiss Negi" battle, it happened recently when they went to the beach for some reason (and Anya appeared). Chisame kissed him accidentally, then got the most murderous face we've seen in a loooong time. Yeah, this a very spoilerish story, xD
3. When Chisame says "giant-breasted idiots" she's right. Yuuna (in a recent chapter again) was shown as one of the ""Big Breasted Girls of 3-A" club., and there have been multiple accounts before where Yuuna complains about it or that her friends want to know how they grew so fast. Plus, Akamatsu actually pointed to her picture in some omake and said "Has big breasts" or something like that. Haruna and Kazumi are obviously in the "Big Breasted Girls of 3-A" club.
4. The naked bathhouse thing happened in the chapter right after the final battle of the Kyoto Arc, where Kazumi goes around taking fanservice-ish pictures. This girl is definitely gay, hahaha.
5. I put Chisame running her face into Haruna's cleavage because recently I've read a Haruna/Zazie fic, and then a Chisame/Zazie fic. But there's a Haruna/Chisame picture on my wall (for some strange reason) AND a Chisame/Zazie picture too. Since Zazie's not in this fanfiction, well, there you go. I threw it in because that pairing is funny, xD
6. What Haruna was going to say, but was cut off is "Paipan" it's a Japanese term that means "no hair in that area" I've heard it's a very insulting term to girls. People were debating it in a forum on Asuna for some time (that's why I added Asuna's name too), what a funny topic to debate. xDDD
This inappropriateness parts of this story (There wasn't THAT much) is blamed on Kirami. Yes.
That is all. Please continue your miserable lives now. 8D KTHXBUHBAI, and dream of shoujo-ai, I command.
Haha...ha.
Yes.
I'm awaiting in anticipation the release of five things.
I'm incredibly excited, yep.
All this could almost make up for the disappointment that is Yuri Shiratori not attending the concert, and thus my favourite song cannot be performed, therefore making Spotto sad.
Perhaps it could even spark some inspiration for me to continue Happy Farm Friends, which its latest chapter is only up to 700 words, which isn't too close to the 2000 minimum.
As I rewatched the Princess Festival, I had seen three hugs. The touching sounds of crying, for it really tells me that it really was the last concert. Sure, everybody wishes for another one where everybody attends, namely Mamiko Noto, since she has several songs that would've been nice if performed. But Rina Satou had said, "No more" in English at the end of the concert, just before everybody sang 1000% Sparking!
Then there's the live action, where so far about 90% of people think it will fail hard,9% will judge after watching it first, and 1% blindly hoping that it'll be good, usually the otaku ones. Now, I don't know where in that I fall into, perhaps 1%, perhaps the 9%. I'm not thinking it will be great, because first of all I believe they're not done with makeup yet. I mean with such a good budget they have (we hope), there should be some effort as to going into the actresses looks. Yet they couldn't even put glasses on Chisame, while other meganekkos got theirs.
Just, odd. I'll hope, at least, and judge when I see it.
I've been searching in my vast array of daydreams, whether or not there could even be a solution to my favourite little threesome. Now, canon-wise, Chisame is obviously crushing over Negi, with denial of course, since she's...Chisame. Secondly, canon-wise, Asakura has a Sayo-doll which she's sleeping with (no perverted thoughts here, pleeeeeease. A girl banging a doll is almost as deranged as when Kirami told me that Sayo has a butterfly fetish, after three seconds into episode 19. Wow. xD) and keeping it around her constantly. I could almost imagine a troublemaker (other than Asakura-san herself) steal the doll from her and her valiant efforts to retrieve her beloved plush.
There's a speculation going around fans that such Sayo-doll isn't anything normal. It could be that Sayo has actually possessed the charm so she could go on the "Great quest into massive danger to find Negi's missing father" to Wales. One could be the minor detail that people have noticed, when Sayo the plushie was sleeping next to Asakura, her eyes were CLOSED, as opposed to open when Asakura was playing on the beach.
Now, if someone, most likely Haruna or perhaps Yuuna or something, stole the Sayo-plush from Asakura. Such dilemma may be something like this:
Haruna: Fufufufufu...Nodoka's and Yue's fight over Negi aside, I wonder what's with that cute little doll Asakura keeps with her...
Yuuna: This could be an opportunity for revenge. After all, that picture she took of us in the bathhouse...I don't understand who would peep on us like that...
Haruna: What? She took a picture of that? I want to see that!
Yuuna: NO WAY. Besides, if you don't shut up you'll wake up that reporter...and seeing as she is the Mahora Paparazzi, I doubt she's a very deep sleeper.
Haruna: Oh, really? I'm not a deep sleeper either!
Yuuna: ...how surprising. Hehehehe, okay, let's grab that doll and run back into our rooms.
Haruna: I thought you were with Iincho, why'd you guys tag along on the trip anyway?
Yuuna: Well, why'd you guys go without anybody else either?
Kazumi: *mumbling in sleep* Oh yeeeeeeeeeah, right there, that's the spot, ah! *moans*
Yuuna: ...
Haruna: Oh cool, Yue tells me I say words like that in my sleep too, :D
Yuuna: ...let's just take the doll already, this is getting weird. *takes doll*
[Haruna and Yuuna leave the room]
Kazumi: *mumbling* I love it when you scratch my back, Sayo-chan...
-
[THE MORNING, Haruna and Yuuna are spying into the room of Asakura, and whoever is her roommate. For Spotto's fandom purposes, we'll say Chisame. ;D]
Chisame: *on laptop* Good god, who's the bastard getting closer to my number 1 net idol rank!? ARRRRGH!!! If only I stayed home with my equipment, I could skyrocket in hits!
Kazumi: *yawns* You could also use your pretty Sailor Moon stick.
Chisame: It'S NOT A SAILOR MOON STICK. Besides, trying to win like that makes me feel...empty. Grrrr. Stupid Negi...stupid trip.
Kazumi: Whatever you say, hehe. Hey, can I use your laptop later? I gotta update my homepage with something juicy.
Yuuna: *hiding* What are they talking about? What Sailor Moon stick?
Haruna: *hiding* It's a special cosplay of Chisame's that makes her become popular no matter what!
Yuuna: *hiding* O...kay. Asakura doesn't seem to notice that her doll's missing...
Kazumi: *gets up and heads to the washroom* Huh, something feels...missing.
Chisame: Your brain?
Kazumi: Hahaha, that's a nice joke Chiu-chan. The thing is it doesn't make sense because my grades are so much more higher than yours...
Chisame: Oh wait, sorry. I meant your mind. AND DON'T CALL ME CHIU-CHAN!
Kazumi: Aww, you're so cute when you're mad.
Chisame: WHY AM I YOUR ROOMMATE!?
Kazumi: If you think about it, that's good. Since if it was someone else you'd have to do your Chiu-things in secret, hehehe. Hm, still, something feels missing.
Chisame: And you're absolutely positive it isn't your mind?
Kazumi: Oh wait! I know! Every morning when I wake up I'm greeted by my...uh, doll?
Chisame: ...what?
Kazumi: Er, nothing, nothing. Crap, that's right. Every morning the Sayo-plush I have would say good morning. After all, Sayo possessed it...
Chisame: You talk to your stupid plushie?
Kazumi: ...sure, that works! Yes I do, do you have a problem with that? And right now it's missing...wait...If Sayo's missing...she may have possessed it but she sure can't get up and walk off in it yet...WAIT WHAT!? MY PLUSHIE IS MISSING!! WHY AM I BEING SO CALM!?!?!
Chisame: ...it's just a doll, sheesh.
Yuuna: *hiding* Yep, she's noticed.
Haruna: *hiding* Umm, Yuuna?
Yuuna: *hiding* Not now, Paru.
Haruna: *hiding* No, it's kind of important...
Yuuna: *hiding* Later, I want to watch Asakura panic, >D
Haruna: *hiding* But um, this plushie just...blinked?
Yuuna: *hiding* Plushies can't blink...
Haruna: *hiding* Then again, we are talking about Negi-kun and his super-awesome magic here. A blinking plushie wouldn't be much of a surprise. Oooh, I want a blinking plushie too!!! I wonder where Asakura got this? It looks so cute. Hmm, but its expression looks scared. Now why would they make an expression like that and...ehhh!? Did this plushie just make a sound!?!?
Sayo: *plush form* Where's Asakura-san!? DDD: Ahhh, I'll scare people if I can't control my emotions! Nobody's seen a crying plushie before! I'm even scaring Saotome-san right now! Oh no! Asakura-san!! Where are yoooou!?
Yuuna: *hiding* What are you doing, Paru? I hear crying noises. You're not crying, are you?
Haruna: *hiding* Uhhh, no. It's the plushie.
Chisame: What the hell is that dreaded crying noise from? I WANT QUIET!
Kazumi: GAAAH!! SAYO'S MISSING!!!!!!!
Yuuna: *hiding* We're going to get discovered, Paru, stop crying!
Haruna: *hiding* I'm not the one that's crying! It's this weird plush doll!
Kazumi: *sniff* Eh? That crying sounds like Sayo-chan's...
Chisame: Who the hell is Sayo?
Kazumi: That's the name of my plushie!
Chisame: Your plushie can cry? First you can talk to it and now it can cry? What happened to normalcy!?
Kazumi: I think it's from the closet, I'm coming, Sayo-chan!
Chisame: Hey wait, I shoved a lot of stuff in there and-- *runs and opens the closet herself, and ends up stuffing her face between Haruna's...cleavage, =D* MMMFFHH!?
Haruna: ....hello Chisame-chan!
Yuuna: Crap.
Chisame: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING IN MY CLOSET!?!? WHERE'D ALL MY STUFF GO!?!?!
Haruna: We needed to hide somewhere and we thought the closet was the perfect place! But there was a lot of stuff in it so we just threw it out the window.
Chisame: WHAAAAAAAT!?!
Kazumi: *eyes Sayo-plush in Haruna's hand* Hey! It's Sayo-chan! You found her!
Yuuna: No, we didn't FIND her, we KIDNAPPED her. If you want your weird crying, blinking, and scared little plush toy back, you will have to meet our demands!
Haruna: Ooooh, so formal.
Kazumi: Eh? Oh c'mon! What did I ever do to you, Yuuna?
Yuuna: You're the evil Mahora Paparazzi, Asakura. You do bad things to LOTS of people. Like Chisame for example.
Kazumi: Okay, so I have a picture of a naked Chiu; I know that she's a net idol; I know she still hasn't grown hair down there yet, like Asuna; I know that she was afraid of the dark until she was 12, and slept with her parents until then; I know she had to use a diaper until she was six; I know she won the "kiss Negi" battle when we were at the beach accidentally; and I know that she rarely wears a bra, but what did I ever do to YOU?
Chisame: ...
Kazumi: Oh wait, was I supposed to tell them that?
Chisame: I'M SURROUNDED BY GIANT-BREASTED IDIOTS!
Haruna: Fufufu! I'm surprised that Chisame-chan hasn't done something to Asakura yet for all those embarrassing things!
Chisame: *grabs the Sayo-plush from Yuuna and runs to the window* Until now. IF you want your talking little plush toy to not suffer the same fate as all the stuff that idiot Haruna threw out the window, you will meet MY DEMANDS, ALL OF YOU.
Yuuna: ...we don't really care about the plushie, only Asakura.
Chisame: I have the picture of you and your buddies naked in the bathhouse on my laptop.
Yuuna: What!? Asakura, you gave her the memorial photos!?
Kazumi: I asked her to edit them in Photoshop, resize it and stuff. I didn't really care if she deleted them after they were printed or not...
Haruna: Yeah well, I don't have anything embarrassing at all! So, I'll just run along now...
Chisame: Maybe not, but there are several pictures on the internet of you doing interesting things. I'm pretty sure they were photoshopped by some Paru-fanboy, but because I have Asakura in my hands now, I could easily make her distribute such pictures with her status as the top reporter of Mahora throughout the school, and even maybe the whole country.
Haruna: ...
*knock knock*
Asuna: Hey! We're going to go look for Negi's father. I hope you people didn't tag along for nothing, because you're coming with us! Now hurry up!
Chisame: So, what do you say? You're running out of time.
Yuuna: C'mon Asakura! It's just a plushie! If you give in we're stuck too!
Haruna: Yeah! I'll even get someone to make you a new one! C'mon!
Kazumi: Well, as the Mahora Paparazzi, blackmail isn't supposed to work on me so easil---GIMME MY PLUSHIE!!!!! *runs towards the window*
Chisame: O__O *drops the plushie*
Kazumi: *jumps out the window*
Yuuna: SHE JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW!? WE'RE LIKE ON THE SIXTH FLOOR OF THE HOTEL!
Chisame: Well. Have we all learned a lesson today? Mess with Chiu and you go splat.
Haruna: I learned that Chisame still has a paipa--
Chisame: *^#%$@&%^%((#%$!!!!!!!!!
*outside the hotel, falling*
Kazumi: Huzzah! I finally got you back, Sayo-chan!
Sayo: *plush form* Um, Asakura-san. You DO realize that I'm a ghost, and even if I fall off the highest cliff in the world I won't go splat? Unlike you?
Kazumi: ...son of a--
TO BE CONTINUED.
Lol, that was fun. It's all pretty much in-character, except Yuuna because I suck at keeping her in-character, and partly Kazumi because she's not that dumb. (The personality fits, though) However Kazumi COULD act like that because she'd do anything for Sayo, in Spotto's "fandom" terms. We'll never know.
Terms you may not understand:
1. Sailor Moon Stick = Chisame's artifact, it allows her to enter cyberspace (at least her mind), and recently she used it to conquer the internet with it easily. (But found it to be way too easy and empty when she did that)
2. When Kazumi started telling Chisame's embarrassing secrets to them, three of them are actually true. The obvious one is the net idol one, and yes she does have a picture of her naked. (read teh manga to see, xP) She did win the "kiss Negi" battle, it happened recently when they went to the beach for some reason (and Anya appeared). Chisame kissed him accidentally, then got the most murderous face we've seen in a loooong time. Yeah, this a very spoilerish story, xD
3. When Chisame says "giant-breasted idiots" she's right. Yuuna (in a recent chapter again) was shown as one of the ""Big Breasted Girls of 3-A" club., and there have been multiple accounts before where Yuuna complains about it or that her friends want to know how they grew so fast. Plus, Akamatsu actually pointed to her picture in some omake and said "Has big breasts" or something like that. Haruna and Kazumi are obviously in the "Big Breasted Girls of 3-A" club.
4. The naked bathhouse thing happened in the chapter right after the final battle of the Kyoto Arc, where Kazumi goes around taking fanservice-ish pictures. This girl is definitely gay, hahaha.
5. I put Chisame running her face into Haruna's cleavage because recently I've read a Haruna/Zazie fic, and then a Chisame/Zazie fic. But there's a Haruna/Chisame picture on my wall (for some strange reason) AND a Chisame/Zazie picture too. Since Zazie's not in this fanfiction, well, there you go. I threw it in because that pairing is funny, xD
6. What Haruna was going to say, but was cut off is "Paipan" it's a Japanese term that means "no hair in that area" I've heard it's a very insulting term to girls. People were debating it in a forum on Asuna for some time (that's why I added Asuna's name too), what a funny topic to debate. xDDD
This inappropriateness parts of this story (There wasn't THAT much) is blamed on Kirami. Yes.
That is all. Please continue your miserable lives now. 8D KTHXBUHBAI, and dream of shoujo-ai, I command.
