Kazumi is a loli

The world is tsundere for loli Kazumi.
Or they're pedos.

Linked because it's ugly.


Boredom...

Loli Kazumi: Hello! I am Loli Kazumi.
Sayo teh Doll: And I am Sayo teh Doll.
Loli Kazumi: I am being interviewed for some reason, by regular Kazumi.
Sayo teh Doll: ...wait, what?
Regular Kazumi: Hello, Loli Kazumi!
Sayo teh Doll: Eh? Eh? What? Two Asakura-sans!? HA!?
Loli Kazumi: Hello my dull and boring normal counterpart.
Regular Kazumi: ...I'll pretend you didn't say that.
Sayo teh Doll: What's going on!?
Ghost Sayo: Asakura-san! There you are!
Sayo teh Doll: EH!?!?!
Regular Kazumi: Sayo-chan! What are you doing here?
Ghost Sayo: Oh, I was just a little lonely and...why is there a mini-Asakura-san, Asakura-san!?
Sayo teh Doll: I'm so confused.
Ghost Sayo: Did that doll that looks like me just talk?
Regular Sayo: I AM ALIVE!!!!
Sayo teh Doll: WHAT THE HECK!?!?
Regular Kazumi: Oh look, it's the living Sayo.
Regular Sayo: Wait, it's not 1940!
Sayo teh Doll: IS THIS MAGIC OR A DREAM OR SOMETHING!?
Ghost Sayo: Tell me about it, I'm confused as well.
Loli Kazumi: So, about that interview?
Regular Kazumi: There seems to be too many people here to do the interview...
Regular Sayo: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!?
Loli Chisame: *walks in* WTF!?!?!?
Loli Kazumi: Hello fellow Loli!
Loli Chisame: I can barely take one Asakura...BUT TWO!? Who's that girl over there?
Regular Kazumi: That would be the living Sayo.
Regular Sayo: Living Sayo? Are you saying I'm dead somewhere?
Ghost Sayo & Sayo teh Doll: Yes.
Regular Chisame: Oi! What's all the ruckus in h-- ...THE F&%#!?
Loli Chisame: Oh wow.
Chiu: *also suddenly appears* DA-PYON!!! HI EVERYBODY!!!!
Chiu's Little Sister: HIIIIIII!!!! I'M CHIU'S CUTE LITTLE SISTER DA-PYON~!
Regular Chisame: OH DEAR GOD.
Sayo teh Doll: Asakura-san, you seem to know what's going on here...
Regular Kazumi: Which one are you talking to?
Loli Chacha: I believe she means Loli Asakura-san.
Loli Chisame: Let me guess, your big body's going to walk in too.
Loli Chacha: Actually, no. I managed to avoid the duplication spell.
Loli Chisame: Duplication spell...
Chiu: OOOOOH! A DUPLICATION SPELL!? WOOOOW!!! HOW DOES THAT WORK!?!?!?
Chisame: I'VE CREATED A MONSTER!
Regular Kazumi: Let me explain, some mysterious mage with excellent prank magic decided to do this.
Chisame: We should go kill that person.
Loli Kazumi: ...but this is fun.
Chiu's Little Sister: YEAH! IT'S SOOOOOO FUN! WOOOW!
Regular Sayo: I don't know where I am...
Ghost Sayo: Don't worry about it! Uhm...everything will be fixed soon.
Loli Chisame: Don't think she can see you, stupid.
Sayo teh Doll: Okay, uh, you're at Mahora...
Regular Sayo: Did that doll talk?
Sayo teh Doll: Asakura-san...little Asakura-san...
Loli Kazumi: What is it, my friendly voodoo companion?
Sayo teh Doll: Can you explain to the living me what's going on?
Loli Kazumi: I got a better idea! We should ask her what your life was like, so you can remember your life that you had forgotten!
Sayo teh Doll: Well, I don't think she'd tell you if she's...or me...is really confused.
Chisame: So how do we reverse this horrible spell?
Loli Chacha: We need to find the person who cast it and tell them to uncast it.
Loli Chisame: Do we even know who this person is?
Loli Chacha: No.
Chisame: Oh, THAT'S JUST GREAT! I'm going home until this whole thing blows over.
Loli Chisame: So am I.
Chisame: Your home is my home, and I want to be alone.
Loli Chisame: You WILL be alone if I'm there. We're the SAME PERSON!
Chisame: That doesn't mean I want company there even if it is a clone of me!
Loli Chisame: What do you mean I'M the clone!?
Chisame: Obviously the normal version is the original!
Loli Chisame: And HOW do you know that? From what I can tell, we were lolis before this happened, so therefore YOU ARE THE CLONE!
Chisame: HELL NO! Now I'm going home!
Loli Chisame: WHICH IS MY DORM!
Regular Kazumi: Well isn't this amusing, Chisame's arguing with herself.
Chiu: Nooooooooo! ARGUING IS BAD!
Chiu's little sister: Hey, if Chisame-chan is going home, that home is OUR home too, right-pyon!?
Chiu: THAT'S RIGHT! LET'S ALL GO HOME TOGETHER!
Chisame + Loli Chisame: HELL NO!
Regular Sayo: I'm lost and all confused...and scared...*starts panicking*
Ghost Sayo: There there...
Chisame: FOR THE LAST TIME, SHE CAN'T SEE YOU!
Loli Chisame: I WAS THE ONE WHO TOLD HER THAT!
Chisame: WELL YOU ARE ME! SO BASICALLY I TOLD HER THAT TOO!
Chiu: Really? I'm confused-pyon! Oh who cares! HEY! LET'S GO TO A PHOTOSHOOT FOR OUR FANS!
Chiu's Little Sister: AND EAT ICE CREAM UNTIL WE DROP DEAD!
Loli Kazumi: So much for an interview.
Regular Kazumi: So we got four Chisame's...kinda, three Sayo-chan's, and two me's?
Loli Kazumi: And Chachamaru over there.
Loli Chacha: I am already doing a scan over the area to see who could've potentially cast this spell on you.
*suddenly, Ku Fei drops into the scene*
Ku Fei: Hello-aru! Have you seen Negi-bouzu? He hasn't shown up for his training-aruyo!
Loli Kazumi: Nup, haven't seen him at all.
Ku Fei: Okay, thanks anyway, little girl-aru! *walks off*
Regular Kazumi: Well she didn't seem to notice us much.
Chisame: THAT'S NOT WHAT I WOULD WEAR STUPID! GREEN TOTALLY CLASHES WITH ORANGE!
Loli Chisame: I MEAN AS A KID AND PRETENDING TO BE SO CUTE THAT THE KID'S COLOURBLIND!
Chiu: Uuuuuu~! Please don't fight! Fighting is bad-pyon! I KNOW! We should settle this over some pancakes!
Chiu's little sister: PANCAKES!
Loli Kazumi: Pancakes...that doesn't sound bad.
Regular Kazumi: Your fly's showing...
Loli Kazumi: OH SH-
Ku Fei: *comes running back* OH NO-ARU! I CAN'T FIND NEGI-BOUZU!
Regular Sayo: Excuse me.
Ku Fei: Yes?
Regular Sayo: Do you know where I am? These people over here aren't of any help.
Ku Fei: Oh-aru! You are at the Northwest gate of Mahora-aruyo!
Regular Sayo: Mahora? But this gate wasn't here before...
Ku Fei: Here before-aruka? It was always here-aru.
Regular Sayo: But I remember from my surroundings that a big flower garden was here...
Ku Fei: I don't remember a flower garden-aru!
Regular Kazumi: Oh, there was a huge flower garden here planted by someone before. But they destroyed it and put a gate here.
Regular Sayo: D-d-destroyed it!?
Regular Kazumi: Ya.
Regular Sayo: B-but I planted that last month!
Loli Kazumi: Yeah, in 1940. It's 2004, girl.
Regular Sayo: Ahaha, that's a good one, but it can't possibly be 2004...
Chisame: AND THEREFORE WITH THAT EVIDENCE, I HAVE DETERMINED THAT I AM IN FACT THE ORIGINAL. Now all of you SHUT UP and LEAVE ME ALONE!
Loli Chacha: There's no clones or original. You are all just split from one person. So you're all originals.
Loli Kazumi: Haha! I bet my loli friend here is the butt of Chisame!
Loli Chisame: ...
Loli Chacha: Not in the physical sense.
Regular Sayo: What is with your very big ears, little girl?
Ghost Sayo: I feel sorry for the living me...
Sayo teh Doll: Yeah...I bet I would get scared and stuff soon...
Regular Kazumi: You seem to know yourself well, Sayo-chans!
Regular Sayo: How'd you know my name? Why are you using the -chan honorfic?
Chisame: I AM GOING HOME NOW!
Loli Chacha: If you do one of the split parts of Chisame will be missing, and so the spell cannot be uncast. You all must stay together.
Loli Chisame: That's just great.
Chiu: I KNOW! ISN'T IT!?
Chiu's little sister: YAY! WE'LL BE TOGETHER FOREVER AS BESTEST BEST FRIENDS!!!
Loli Chisame: Oh god.
Ku Fei: So, none of you have seen Negi-bouzu, aruka?
Chisame: Can't you see what kind of predicament we're in right now, you baka!?
Regular Kazumi: Say, what happens if one of our uh, parts, get sick or die, or something?
Sayo teh Doll: That's a little morbid...
Loli Chacha: If one dies, everybody dies.
Ghost Sayo: ...and how does that work if we're already dead?
Loli Chacha: I have not gathered enough information to even know how magic split someone dead. That's almost playing with life, and magic can't do that.
Chisame: I am seriously going to kill the bastard who did this.
Loli Chisame: Ditto.
Loli Kazumi: Don't you think that if that person can use magic, killing might be hard because they're stronger?
Chiu's little sister: YEAH! AND KILLING IS VERY BAD!
Chiu: I will be very mad if there was killing! And Chiu doesn't get mad at all! It'd be very sad!
Chisame: ...uh huh.
Ku Fei: I guess you're all busy, aruyo! I'm going to keep looking for Negi-bouzu!
Loli Chacha: Negi-sensei is visiting his cousin in Wales.
Ku Fei: Oh really, aru? And he didn't tell me, aruka?
Loli Chacha: He did. You were not listening.
Ku Fei: Oh...ahahaha, my bad aru...

TO BE CONTINUED.