EASTERNESS

( LA, figure, life, moar )

ALRIGHT, LET'S GET TO SOME SERIOUS STUFF.

The ONE HUNDRED AND ONE REASONS WHY KAZUMI IS AWESOME-R THAN YOU:
1) She's fictional. Fictional people are usually cooler than real people.
2) Kazumi's badassness is concealed and unnoticable. That is true awesomeness.
3) The anime, OVAs, and LA could not portray Kazumi's character. It was too much for them. That is how badass she is.
4) Kazumi mocks pedos. (I UNZIP MY PANTS! CHECK OUT MY LOLI PANTIES! HAHAHAHA)
5) She takes the "bikini top and hot pants" outfit to a NEW LEVEL.
6) She can betray people, and no one gets mad at her. (At the very least they end up not caring in the end anyway, xD.)
7) She has no survival training, yet can always survive, with no problems whatsoever.
8) She is a slave for truth. She's not on YOUR side.
9) She knows everything.
10) She sees everything.
11) She even sees unnoticable ghosts.
12) Her patience is unreal. Only very few can wait fifteen volumes for a pactio.
13) Her clothes. They change size with her.
14) Her breasts are 88cm.
15) She's 5'6 (167cm), taller than a lot of asians.
16) RED HAIR BABY.
17) I don't like purple, but someone who can make purple eyes look HOT is awesome to me.
18) She can wear glasses, and then she doesn't have to. Sweet.
19) You know how cool badass people are softies for animals and shit? Kazumi's a softie for SAYO, who is the epitome of innocence.
20) She's behind you, taking pictures of you naked in the shower. Yep.
21) Her hairstyle. It pwns.
22) Her hair is also spikish. Also pwns.
23) Potential Super Saiyan.
24) She would make an EXCELLENT spy with Sayo.
25) Is virtually invincible with her pactio nao. =D
26) Kazumi ALWAYS WINS. No exceptions.
27) Kazumi said "righto!" once. Kirami speak = pwn. Therefore, Kazumi = pwn.
28) Anybody who annoys Chisame = win in my book.
29) She was in the MEN IN BLACK DVD cover of Negima!? And it was awesome.
30) She's a canary as a suka. And as we learn from Looney Tunes, canaries always win.
31) Sly sexy fox.
32) Only a true badass person can avoid being the stereotypical emo/white haired-pretty boy, and can provide humour, entertainment, seriousness, relationships, etc. all in one lovely package.
33) Doesn't need a big fucking sword or fighting ability to be cool. That is true talent.
34) Strong mentality.
35) She'd be an awesome role-model you know, besides the taking pictures of girls in hot springs, but nobody said that was bad. XD
36) She is not obvious.
37) Her seiyuu is pwn.
38) Her seiyuu loves jellophish.
39) Her seiyuu is seriously optimistic.
40) Kazumi's voice is unique.
41) So is Kazumi's hairstyle.
42) And her personality.
43) Not so much her name, but it rocks anyway.
44) Symbolism. The fact that her hairband is never shown in the manga is symbolic that she doesn't really need anything to support herself. Of course, Negima!? makes the stupid mistake of making it appear fifty billion times.
45) SHE'S HOT.
46) People admire her. Srsly. Just look at page 5 of chapter 147.
47) She looks good in EVERYTHING.
48) Friend of Chamo. Plotting with Chamo.
49) She's smart. Like in the top 50 of the entire school. =D
50) Egao no Hana = TEH AWESOMENESS
51) Other Kazumi pairings are awesome and badass as well. Even the ones where she totally loses against Chisame.
52) She's not the main character, but she isn't a background character as well.
53) Perfect balance.
54) Manages to go by with just acquaintances. After all, how many badass people do you know with mushy friends? XD
55) Sayo does not count. She is a ghost/lover/s'woot.
56) She's nice. At times.
57) She doesn't love Negi, like...everybody else.
58) Yet she won Negi in the kissing department. Pwned. Srsly.
59) The master of info-gathering
60) Hair clips. WOO!
61) She wears a tie. The badass people in Negima wear the tie. Not the ribbon or bow, they wear the tie.
62) Cosplayed as a samurai. A SAMURAI.
63) Cameras.
64) She wore a towel with her hair down in the manga once. It was beautiful.
65) It's a scoop! She has a dream and actively pursues it.
66) The OT3: ChisameKazumiSayo
67) Always smiling.
68) Rarely mad. =D
69) Since this is #69, she is in a number of very interesting doujins. XD
70) Reminds one of Shaman King...
71) Smoking is bad. But she looks cool doing it. In fanart of course.
72) She may have acquaintances, but she is very nice to those who REALLY deserve that.
73) She is PERFECT, but she has FLAWS.
74) Which include: Nosiness
75) Untrustworthy, lol
76) She isn't very loyal, that's for sure
77) But she's still awesome, reminds me of Rei, in a way.
78) The pairing, also reminds me of a pairing in the past...
79) And she spawned the FIRST threesome of my life, I never really liked threesomes in the past.
80) Figures, zomgkgnfjgagkfg.
81) A reason to collect! ^
82) Not the most popular, but not the least. =D
83) A capricorn. Aren't they cool?
84) She's not the oldest, nor the youngest. So it isn't the "wise" thing. That's for sure.
85) Anyone who can master a sitar (10-string guitar thing) seriously is awesome.
86) Ingenious fashion sense.
87) Her LA actress can act... (but that episode was creepy, and not badass, >>; The day Kazumi learns a lesson and gets sappy over it from Negi is when hell freezes over)
88) She sticks her tongue out sometimes. :P
89) She reads books.
90) Mature. Mostly.
91) Moar awesome dialogue: "...for the world to SEE!" The wording is hilarious and fits.
92) She must get money from somewhere. She has lots of cameras, even a camcorder, and a laptop.
93) Doesn't take many things seriously, but she knows where to draw teh line. XP
94) Potential Super Saiyan TWO.
95) She is not a vegetarian. Remember kids, save a plant, eat a vegetarian.
96) Blackmail. Why didn't I mention that earlier? XD
97) She's pretty good at tracking people, and stalking them, but stalking is not the word to use for stalking is not cool nor badass.
98) Everybody calls her Asakura except like two people. THAT'S RESPECT.
99) Nicknames she calls other people: Sayocchi, Chiu-chan, etc.
100) She has status. "Mahora's Paparazzi."
101) KAZUMIxSAYO!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!

And that is one hundred and ONE reasons why KAZUMI IS BADASS.

That be all.