GET REKT FLUTTERSHY

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You know how friendships improve after a bunch of arguing (Rainbow Dash/Rarity with Applejack) ?? I want theirs to be the opposite. I want them to become the new vitriolic best buds. I want Fluttershy angry and pissed and Pinkie as insensitive and douchey as possible. I want them to hate each other and question why they are even friends in the first place. I want their hatred to affect the very foundation of the Elements of Harmony. Their sheer lack of friendship will endanger all of ponykind.

I wanted pure adorable innocence, but somehow a kids show about multicolour miniature horses has denied that. For some reason an indie game about overpowered loli jerkasses featured a really pure and adorable pairing, but nope, not here.

So I've changed my mind. I'll go with the other thing I sometimes ship...people (or in this case, ponies) that hate each other. No I'm not trying to be clever or passive aggressive or secretly bitter, I'm genuinely interested in this new direction. If the two of them ever get an episode they better be screaming at one another or at least annoyed at one another. And no I don't want Fluttershy blubbering her eyes out, she best be ROYALLY PISSED. 

I want my favourite ponies to DESTROY EACH OTHER*

*in canon not smile HD