BIFF ANNIVERSARY!! ^__^

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Yayness! It is the BIFF anniversary, the day I've been waiting for. Tomorrow's Ami's birthday, but unfortunately I won't be on much because my friend is coming over and I haven't seen him in a REALLY long time. (He's the friend who got me into Beyblade...sort of) Hehe, he was like, 8 years old back then, ^__^

I talked to this dude on TnK. Well, I used to go to TnK, but I had to focus on BIFF, so I completely forgot about it, apparently, they're having a war. A civil war, in fact. Hehe, Lefty's online!! Lefty and me are like the partners in KONVERSATION DOMINATION!!! XP!!!  Kirami's internet line seems to be dead, aaaaand....
"Max's First Day of School" A little continuement!!
So, Max, Rei, Takao, and Kai ALL agreed to take down Ms. Pineapple and her b*tchy ways!
We move on to the other kids, Zeo, Dunga, and Mariam!
Zeo: Wow! Is a hat, Dunga?
Dunga: Yesh, in fact it is!! His name Bob! Say hi Bob!
Bob: ...
Mariam: He a HAT!
Dunga: No, he MORE THAN HAT!!!
Mariam: He a hat! Hat no talk! Hat only be hat!!
Dunga: YOU MEAN MARIAM! I tell Ms. Pinapple on you!!
Ms. Pineapple: THat's 'Pineapple', Dunga.
Dunga: Dat what me said!
Ms. Pineapple: Anyway, Mariam, be nice, there's the code of respect!
Mariam: I guess there isn't a code of sanity because everybody is insane.
Ms. Pineapple: HEY! YOU THREE! Get back in timeout box!!
Max; NYAHNYAH!!!
Ms. Pineapple: MAX!! Get back in!!!!
Rei/Takao: *sneak to teacher's desk*
Rei: Here we is, in the teacher mass control room!
Takao: Yesh! Find mass destruction weapons!
Ms. Pineapple: Max! You can't hide forever!
Max: *behind shelf* Rei and Takao find destruction weapon quick or me dead! *looks at shelf* Me no like you, and you no like me, but you help and and I no hit you!
Ms. Pineapple: I see you, Max! GET BACK HERE!
Max: GAH!! Dupid shelf! *kicks with injured leg* OWWW!!
Ms. Pineapple; COME HERE YOU LITTLE BRAT!!!
Max: *starts running..slowly..and with injured leg..and trips....with chin hitting the table......I am ebil...*
Rei: Oh no! Takao find weapons fast!
Takao: *takes out yoyo from drawer* I found one! *takes out paperclips and thumbtacks* GASP! MORE!!
Kai: Teacher! *thinks* I can't believe I have to say this// Teacher! Easter bunny outside!! >>
Ms. Pineapple: Now that's strange, Kai is usually normal...*looks otuside*
Rei: *helps Max up* Let go! Now!
Zeo: WE HELP THEM!!
Dunga; IN NAME OF BOB!!!
Mariam: ...whateva...
*And so, Mariam, Zeo, and Dunga follow, Kai, Rei, Max and Takao out the classroom!!!*
Ms. Pineapple: There's no Easter Bunny..*turns around to see empty classroom* ARRRGHH!!!!
*Outside*
Takao: Okies! WE FWEE!
Everybody; HIP HIP HOOWAY!!
Rei: Yesh! But...Maxie hurt! Who noe how to make him better?
Mariam: Adult do.
Takao: But, adult EBIL!!!
Zeo: Maybe we find good adult?
Dunga: THAT IMPOSSIBLE!!! Bob say so!
Max: Me dwaddy good adult!
Kai: But your daddy said school was fun, and what happened?
Max: Aww...so dwaddy not good?
Kai: No.
Max: He...he.....BETWAY ME!!!
Takao: Um, Max?
Max: Yeah?
Rei: What betway?
Max; It when good people do something bad to you and you think they good before...
Takao: Me know good adult! He me big bwother! He not big adult, he small adult, it mean he not turn ebil yet!
Rei: We find small good adult den! He no how to help Maxie!
*and so, the kids head to Takao's dojo*
Takao: Big bwo!!
Hitoshi: Why are there so many kids here?!
Takao: We escape big b*tch witch and Maxie hurt! Can you help?
Kai: Yes, he jumped off a shelf and hurt his leg. Then he ran into a table, please help Max. *is being sarcastic*
Max: *looks innocent with crying puppy eyes*
Hitoshi: The poor kiddo...
*after 5 minutes*
Rei: Me know that teacher b*tch no give up too easily, so we run away after Max better
Hitoshi: He sprained his leg, so here's a crutch now go away because I have homework.
Takao: Me bwo! The sawior!
Kai: Yes, now let us go before someone finds us here.
*And so, they headed to a cave in the middle of a mountain*
Max: Now, me plan  what to do back at b*tch eacher! But what?!
Rei: Should we wait 'till you leg better?
Max: No! We do action now!
Takao: We spray water on school or throw letter blocks at it?
Kai: Maybe something far worse. Max, have you seen the TV before?
Max: Yesh, ^^
Kai: Did you see ''gun' on TV before?
Max; Gun made people fall asleep!!
Kai: Uh yeah, except for a very long time...
Max: Oh, so we make teacher fall sleep for loooong time?
Kai: yesh, VERY long time, first we need a gun!
Dunga: I HAB ONE! *takes out gun*
Everybody: O.o
Dunga: Yesh, yesh, it isth Bob's
Kai: But why don't we make thsi mroe fun, anybody have a bomb?
Dunga; MEEE!!! *takes out bomb* It isth Bob's twoo!!
Kai: Well, we can always blow the school up.
Max: YESH!!!
Kai: And since 'Bob' somehow has many weapons of mass destruction, we can also take over the world.
Max: OKIE!!
Kai: Then it is settled...
Rei: Alwight, we dwestroy school and take world! me likey that plan!
Takao: YAY! Dat veri good, Wei and me agwee!
Rei: IT ISTH REI!
Takao: IT WHAT ME SAID!!
Rei: NO YOU SAY WEI! IT ISTH REI!!
Takao: I KNOW! THAT WHAT ME SAAID!!!
Kai: please, shut up.
END...
I'll continue with more another day, I'm tired and have abundle of homework to do.
Soo toodle doo and HAPPY ANNIVERSARY,  BIFF!!!

Comments

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XD!! Nice continuation!! Niehehe, ebil Kai!! He's gonna turn em into killers!! XP Bob has many weapons! MUAHAHAH. This is hilarious, maybe post it on ff.net or summat. XP Yay!! Happi BIFFiversary.

Kai: Maybe something far worse. Max, have you seen the TV before?
Max: Yesh, ^^
Kai: Did you see ''gun' on TV before?
Max; Gun made people fall asleep!!
Kai: Uh yeah, except for a very long time...
Max: Oh, so we make teacher fall sleep for loooong time?
Kai: yesh, VERY long time, first we need a gun!
Dunga: I HAB ONE! *takes out gun*
Everybody: O.o

XD!!! Is Mr. Coconut coming in?