Cheese, dude.

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Did you know that cheese is good? No? Well cheese is good. In fact, cheese is so good it's sometimes used as an adjective. For examplle,  "That is so cheesy!". Well, cheese can also be used as a verb! "You're cheesing up that shirt!" Or "I am cheesed off." Well, cheese can even be a noun! How?  Well, because cheese is a dairy product stupid. Cheese can even be used as slang!

"You cheese-nut!"

"Oh my god, I'm swiss-cheese."

"Holy CHEESE!!!"

So remember use the word cheese wisely. It may depend on your life.