Random Talk Show
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OH, I typed up something really random yesterday,
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Welcome to the B-Daman Talk Show!
This show will air and talk about each episode of B-Daman, and it is
hosted by Wen Yong Fa with his co-host, Li Yong Fa!
Enjoy the show.
Disclaimer: This is strictly done for humour, if anything is found
offensive, well it's not my problem.
Names of episodes renamed by teh Yong Fa bros.
Note: Yes, I do enjoy GrayXWen, is that a problem for you? =P
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Episode One: True Faces Revealed
Episode Two: Hidden in the Shadows
Episode Three: Preparation for Attack!
Episode Four: I'm Wen and I can Skate.
Episode Five: Tortured Cat Yell
Episode Six: You Look Like a Girl!
Episode Seven: My Paper Bats Make Painful Papercuts
Episode Eight: We Hate Armada! Kill Statue Kill!
Episode Nine: Hehe, that tickles!
Episode Ten: Oh My God They Turned Me Retarded!
Episode Eleven: You Trusted a Monkey?!?!
Episode Twelve: My Head's A Good Fall-Breaker
Episode Thirteen: Why the hell are we fighting PIGS?!
Episode Fourteen: What?! DOGS OUTSHOWED ME?!
Episode Fifteen: He was swallowed by a lion!!
Episode Sixteen: Weren't You in the Winner's Tournament?!
Episode Seventeen: Mmmm...Onions...
Episode Eighteen: This is who I really am! A dork!
Episode Nineteen: Wow, I got kidnapped by Maids
Episode Twenty: Valiant Vortex? Psh, I can do better.
Episode Twenty-One: You Mushy Soft Cuddly Bunny-Wuddy!
Episode Twenty-Two: GET IMPALED! GET IMAPLED!
Episode Twenty-Three: He is a She, end of story.
Episode Twenty-Four: Yaaaaaa!
Episode Twenty-Five: Oh Noes! IT BROKE! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AAAAH!!!!!
Episode Twenty-Six: SHINY.
Episode Twenty-Seven: You Mushy Soft Cuddly Bunny-Wuddy, Part.2!
Episode Twenty-Eight: Li's on drugs, man.
Episode Twenty-Nine: Your younger brothers are feckin' idiots.
Episode Thirty: Waaah, he betrayed meeee!!
Episode Thirty-One: That was so predictable!
Episode Thirty-Two: Oh, Wintune was destroyed? BORING!
Episode Thirty-Three: Tape's good for B-Daman
Episode Thirty-Four: How did Levan turn into Raven?
Episode Thirty-Five: I hate those captions.
Episode Thirty-Six: The Arrival of Wen's Superhero Costume
Episode Thirty-Seven: Crap, my Arrow missed Yamato's head.
Episode Thirty-Eight: I Glomp You, Wen Yong Fa!
Episode Thirty-Nine: Li Should Become a Pitcher
Episode Forty: Arr, ye matey! I is Captain LongNose!
Episode Forty-One: Child Labour Alert!
Episode Forty-Two: I'm Really Having a Fun Time!...REALLY!
Episode Forty-Three: How Can a Marble give you a scratch?!
Episode Forty-Four: I'm Emo...for a few minutes.
Episode Forty-Five: Yeah, just jump off the cliff, just like that!
Episode Forty-Six: Cain, shut up.
Episode Forty-Seven: You Moron! You failed Li!
Episode Forty-Eight: Don't call me "Dude"
Episode Forty-Nine: Yeah, we tried to kill each other.
Episode Fifty: I Knew it! Cain was a mirror all along!
Episode Fifty-One: They're ALL DEAD!!!
Episode Fifty-Two: Miracle, Sappiness, and Manga-painting...WOOT!
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Episode 1: True Faces Revealed!
"So that's Yamato, eh?"
"Don't worry, he's no threat to us"
"Li, it was because of what you said that made the whole show like that"
"STFU."
And that is how the storyline began.
....oh and Yamato battled Gray and stuff, yeah.
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Episode 2: Hidden in the Shadows
"Ha! You lost the bet! Bull DIDN'T fall off!"
"I hate you Yamato!"
"Don't we all?"
"Wtf? Get out of our dialogue you stupid three-eyed cat!"
Thus continues the storyline.
Oh, and Yamato fights Gray again and Bull gets saved twice, crappy
stuff like that.
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Episode 3: Preparation for Attack!
"Us bouncing off the cliffs like that remind me of pinball"
"YAY! 300,000 points, a NEW RECORD!!"
"WHO BEAT MY UNDEFEATED PINBALL RECORD?! DIE!"
"Undefeated? The highest you got was 4050 points..."
And now they strike.
Oh, and some bird challenges Yamato and loses.
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Episode Four: I'm Wen and I can Skate.
"Li, you made that mountain look SO WRONG."
"What?"
"You know how you...uh, you know..."
"Sorry, I'm nine, I don't really know the meaning of "WRONG" yet."
"Oh, well let me show you. This is Ababa naked in the shower."
"AAAAAHFHSDADSFF"
*THUD!*
"Li?"
Striking, striking!!!
Oh, and Yamato...oh wait, AHEM. So Yamato and his puny followers came
to the mountain and there awaited our greatest companions, fight did
they do. In an effort to win, to grab that stupid toy, because we all
know they can do it! YA! GO WEN GO!
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Episode Five: Tortured Cat Yell
"Do you think what we did was wrong?"
"What do you mean?"
"Blackmail."
"Ohhh...no."
"But what if you were trapped in a giant b-daball, away from
civilization, being constantly watched by Enjyu--"
"Oh crap, Enjyu. We better apologize."
AND WINNING, YES WINNING!
Oh, and Gray betrays Yamato, WOOT!
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Episode 6: You Look like a Girl!
"I saw you stare at Gray in the shower, ADMIT IT!!"
"THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH TODAY'S EPISODE!!!"
"Oh, so you do admit it, HA!"
"Grrr...oh, and Tsubame's hair blinds me."
"Woohoo."
Stupid bastards didn't appear.
Oh, and Yamato bumps in Tsubame and learns from Armada...
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Episode 7: My Paper Bats make Painful Papercuts
"That's true, OW."
"Now, next time you DON'T violate someone's privacy"
"But it was a public showe-OWW!!"
"Heheheheh"
Li isth teh BRAG.
Oh, and they kill some paperbats...
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Episode 8: We Hate Armada! Kill Statue Kill!
"Um, no comment."
"What do you mean no comment? They wrecked a hard-worked on statue!"
"Maybe it was made for that test."
"Still, I'm contacting the creator and forcing him to sue them"
"Ok...I'll stay out of that."
Lalalala.
Oh, and they knock down statue to save town.
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Episode 9: Hehe, that tickles!
"Hello, I'm Gray"
"And I'm Enjyu"
"The Yong Fa brothers are not here at the moment, so we'll do the
little commenting or whatever."
"Mmmmh! LET ME OUT!!"
"They don't do a very good job anyway. The description is always one
line!!"
"When I get out, I WILL KILL YOU ENJYU!"
"What?! THIS WAS GRAY'S IDEA!"
"Oh, and about the episode, Bull goes against Tsubame and wins, then
gets brainwashed"
*SMASH!*
"Hello once again, your regular commentors..."
"Wen...Gray's head is bleeding..."
"WHAT?! I TOLD YOU NOT TO--" BEEEEEEP
This service is temporarily unavaliable, please check back again!
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Episode 10: Oh My God They Turned Me Retarded!
"This episode was very stupid."
"Very."
"I can't believe they made me make a face to Gray! Waaaah!!!"
"I thought it was stupid because of Bull's dialogue--"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!"
"Uh-"
"HOW DARE THEY TREAT AN ACTOR WITH SUCH LITTLE RESPECT!!!!"
They stood on a balcony.
Oh, and Bull battled Yamato and lost, it was SO exciting...
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Episode 11: You Trusted a Monkey?!?!
"Today's guest is Berkhart, star of the episode!"
"So Berkhart, how does it feel to be fooled by a monkey?"
"YOU SOUND EXACTLY LIKE HIM!"
"Uh, what?"
"IT WAS YOU IN THAT MONKEY COSTUNE!!! I HATE YOU!!! *strangles Li*"
"Ahhhhhhh!!!"
"I'll go play pinball and delete all your scores then."
Monkey Don has Li's voice. =) (Just more monkey-ish)
Oh, and um...something happened, oh yeah, Yamato beat that monkey.
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Episode 12: My Head's A Good Fall-Breaker
"Kahn Crush is a stupid attack name..."
"Better than Azure Light"
"WHAT?! I DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE THAT NAME! THEY DISRESPECTED ME AGAIN!!"
"Yeah, well they could always replace you, you know"
"BUT I'M YOUR ACTUAL BROTHER, ACTUALLY NAMED WEN! WHO CAN REPLACE ME?!"
"I could."
"F**k off Berkhart."
I no know where they went.
Oh, and it was Berkhart Vs. Enjyu, and Enjyu won! WOOT!
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Episode 13: Why the hell are we fighting PIGS?!
"To this very day I still ask that question, and you feckin' translators,
THEY ARE NOT ORIGAMI!!!"
"THen what are they?
"CURSED SEALS!"
"Well, it doesn't really sound that good, hm, 'Cursed Seal Blitzkreig
attack'...nope"
"It's NOT blitzkreig attack! IT'S JUST THREE CUSRED SEALS! And those
pigs hazed me before I was hired on this show, T_T"
"You weren't supposed to tell anybody--"
"YOU'RE FIRED, LI!!!"
Li awesome, Li awesome!
And so, Li was being stupid like everyday, and even helped out Mie!
Wow, that rhymes, so Li helped and tried to get her for ransom of that
stupid toy, BUT OBVIOUSLY FAILED, I wish Gray was in this episode,
hm. Oh right and they fought some pigs.
I'm eating one right now in my sandwich.
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Episode 14: What?! DOGS OUTSHOWED ME?!
"Please welcome the person who replaces my brother on this show,
Gray! YAAY! =DDDDD"
"Uhhh, ok. Let's get to business, on today's episode, Li fought
Tsubame-"
"And horribly lost!"
"To a broken b-daman"
'And was being very stupid"
"And--"
"*throws Gray off the stage* THIS IS AN EPISODE SOMEWHAT ABOUT ME! I
WILL STAY AND TALK ABOUT IT!!!"
"Why did you throw Gray away? T___T"
"I don't think you'll do your best with him being the co-host, hm?"
It had more dogs on the show than me on airtime, RAWR!
See, Tsubame was secretly cheating, and I could not get through his
wall and when--what do you mean I'm not allowed to put invalid info?
THIS IS WHAT DELIBERATELY HAPPENED! I DON'T CARE IF I WAS FIRED I AM
WRITING THIS! No, f**k you! LET ME CONTINUE--
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Episode 15: He was swallowed by a lion!!
"Aww, it's the boring ark now."
"The saga with no us in it, oh well, let's just do our job..."
"Ok, so Yamato goes and finds A FREOCIOUS LION!!"
"That ate a poor little boy"
"And then he fought the lion to free the poor little boy"
"But the lion in horrible anguish killed himself"
"So the little boy named Asadou kept it on him to remember the great
deed Yamato has done for him"
"Yeap."
Blah.
ANd that was what happened in the beginning of the little non-winner's
tournament tournament!
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Episode 16: Weren't You in the Winner's Tournament?!
"I lost my hat! And my shirt! And my pants! And my shoes! And my--"
"LOOK AT ME! I'M LI! I THROW PAPER THINGIES AT YOU AND IT HURTS YOU!
*throws paper around* AND I KICKED GRAY THE GODLY PRINCE OFF BECAUSE
I AM LI, A BIG FAT JERK!!"
"Are you wearing my underpants too?!! O___o"
"Yes, and they hurt, bad."
So, Joe appears...wooohoooo.
And Bull loses to him but had a gourmet meal!
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Episode 17: Mmm...Onions...
"I hate onions"
"And onion sauce"
"And onion layers"
"And onion soup"
"And onion cak-, hm, a message from the director says this episode is
not completely about onions."
"Well we're here to teach kids! DID YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU DON'T COOK
GREEN ONIONS WELL, you get HEPITITIS A?!?!?!"
"The more you know!!!"
Onions.
Tsubame learns how to cook.
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Episode 18: This is who I really am! A dork!
"You know, I don't get how he has meetings with himself..."
"Well, let's have a meeting with ourselves RIGHT NOW! Ahem..."
"Are you trying to talk about getting host of the year?"
"Yes, and the hosts that get host of the year HAVE GOOD CO-HOSTS"
"Oh, so you're going to critize me on my CO-HOSTING?!"
"Exactly, I'm giving you a C-, you improve better."
"Oh face it, if I was Gray you'd give me an A++"
"A+++"
"Oh."
Bull and Karat, sitting on a tree, here comes Joshua to tell them dear!
Bull Vs. Joshie, that's all.
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Episode 19: Wow, I got Kidnapped by Maids
"Waaah..."
"Sorry folks, he's sad he didn't win host of the year..."
"IT WAS BECAUSE OF YOUR CRAPPY CO-HOSTINGNESS, DAMN IT!!!"
"Oh sure, blame the one that got fired."
Mmm, secret tunnel...
Yamato Vs. Cain part.1!!!
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Episode 20: Valiant Vortex? Psh, I can do better.
"These episodes are soooooooooo booooring...."
"But we're doing this show to PROMOTE these episodes..."
"Well, then I'm being a hypocrite."
"You know, when Yamato and Cain fight, back at the REAL storyline,
Gray was getting a haircut"
"HE WAS?! HOW COME I DIDN'T NOTICE AFTER!! I'M A HORRIBLE FRIEND!"
"Yes, and he was um...kidnapped by the tobacco company and made to
model on the cover!"
"HE WAS?! I'M GOING TO START SMOKING!!! TO PROTEST THEM!!"
"Then, he got back and created a new food called...hotdogdogs...where
he solved world hunger and won the nobel prize, all while you were
sleeping"
"I WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN!!!"
Wait, what happened?
Cain lost, Karat and Bull love each other, blahblah like that.
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Episode 21: You Mushy Soft Cuddly Bunny-Wuddy!
"Hehehe, must stay awake, must drink all coffee, must smoke, must cure
cancer, must impress Gray, hehehehehehehe!"
"In this episode, the directors forced me to look sad. DAMN YOU!"
"Then I will kill the president and drink his blood..."
"And we were forced to look at Yamato with no shirt on, ugh."
"And then, with the power in me, I will be able to take the world, and
save the people from themselves by smashing the earth into the sun!"
"AND THEN ENJYU INSULTED ME >=("
"*faints*"
"I now promote myself to 'BETTERHOSTTHANWEN' thank you"
Um, Yamato Vs. Gray, woot!
Yes, but who will win?!
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Episode 22: GET IMPALED! GET IMAPLED!
"Hello, today I'm going to host by myself. My brother is in prison...
or the hospital, I forgot which. Anyway, this episode Gray almost gets
killed..."
"I WAS MADDENED THAT GRAY WAS PUT INTO DANGER!!!!!!"
"...I thought you were in the hospital/prison..."
"They can't keep me in one place! Today I will announce my retirement
from this show, to live peacefully on in my DREAM JOB, AN ACTOR!!!"
"...you are an actor"
"then...A HOST ON SOME SHOW!"
"Which is exactly what you're doing no--"
"STOP BEING A SMARTASS! I RETIRE!!!"
And Yamato wins.
...and saves Gray's li--THAT LITTLE BASTARD, GOT IN MY WAY WHEN I
WAS ABOUT TO SAVE GRAY'S LIFE! Hey, I thought you retired. SHUT UP.
AND THEN WE WERE ALL HAPPEH, NOW I'LL GO GUT ENJYU ALIVE FOR DOING
THAT!! Alright then.
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Episode 23: He is a She, end of story.
"Hello! I am your newest host, Wen Yong Fa! I was so delighted that
I will finally go on into my DREAM CAREER!"
"Oh my god."
"I would like to thank the people that are working with me for hiring
me! KISS KISS!"
"Well, today Tsubame loses...from a girl...afterbeatingme...I HATE
YOU WRITERS!"
"Enjyu is still a bastard! =D"
"And yes, we did get a lawsuit from having endangered species in that
pool. And that Tsubame caused that green thing to go extinct since
we kept messing up the kill monster/save Yamato scene. But now that
we have that problem put away, we replaced the endangered species with
stuffed animals, rendering the cotton plan extinct."
Sigma is a girl?
NO, 'TIS LIENA!!!
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Episode 24: Yaaaaaa!
"Today's guest is Liena! Somewhat a star of this episode. Hello Liena!"
"Hi Li."
"What did you think about the fact that you were reunited with your
brother--"
"HEY! Liena I got three tickets to that cool Anime movie coming out,
ASK YOUR BROTHER TO COME!"
"Um, what about your brother?"
"Oh, he hates Anime..."
"Wen, THOSE ARE MY TICKETS!"
"And he graciously gave them to me."
"NO I DIDN'T"
"Aww, he's so shy that he's denying he gave them to me..."
"Awww, it's ok Li, we'll have a GREAT time there."
"Grrr..."
I HATE GRAY.
GRAY MUST DIE.
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Episode 25: Oh Noes! IT BROKE! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AAAAH!!!!!
"Hi people. Just Wen here, don't know where Li went. But I had a great
time at that cool movie. IT WAS SO FUN! Today, Yamato's b-daman breaks,
YAAAAAH!!!"
"Hello, sorry I'm late."
"Li, what's that red stuff on your hands?"
"Tomato sauce."
"Oh, why do you have so much of it on you?"
"...food fight."
"Looks awfully thin to be tomato sauce...doesn't smell like food either"
"OH MY GOD!! WHAT HAPPENED TO GRAY?!?"
"WHAAT?!
Hehehe, Gray die.
Hehehehehehehe.......
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Episode 26: SHINY.
"Alright, where the heck are Wen and Li? This is a very important
episode they must cover!"
"I don't find the arrival of Cobalt Saber very important."
"YES IT IS IMPORTANT!"
"Oh, there they are!"
"DO YOU REALIZE HE COULD'VE DIED?!"
"Of course."
"You're lucky they dropped all the charges on you. My brother,
attempted murder, right. Well, let's just do this so I can go visit
Gray in the hospital."
"I bombed the hospital."
"What?!"
"Or, I owned the hospital once, like in this family, yeah."
"Oh."
SO Yamato gets a new shiny b-daman.
Let us cheer.
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Episode 27: You Mushy Soft Cuddly Bunny-Wuddy, Part.2!
"Sniff, terrorists destroyed the hospital, GRAY COULD BE HELD HOSTAGE!"
"Hm, why didn't I think of that?"
"What?"
"Nothing."
"Hey Wen!"
"OH MY GOD GRAY!!!!"
"I heard that hospital was destroyed, luckily I wasn't in that one."
"Damn!"
"What?!"
"Nothing."
"Oh, and today was Gray vs. Yamato again...BUT THE ENDING...I CAN GET
BACK AT ENJYU YAH! >=DD"
"But you don't."
"DON'T SPOIL IT!! JSDJSOjskahnfk!!"
And Yamato won, you know.
Yes he did.
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Episode 28: Li's on drugs, man.
"I WAS NOT ON DRUGS!!!"
"Yes you were, you were as high as God was."
"Look, before the scene was done, some idiots outside were smoking pot,
I just happened to be near them and smelt the smoke."
"So you admit you were on drugs."
"BY ACCIDENT!!!"
"Right, NOW, tell me the truth, or I'll show you naked Ababa again."
"NO! NOT NAKED ABABA!"
"YES! NAKED ABABA!!"
"ANYTHING! ANYTHING!"
"THE TRUTH!!"
"I was curious, so I got high...I'M SORRY!!! *starts sobbing*"
"AAAND?!"
"And, I was the one who gave Enjyu steroids to beat you that episode!"
"AAAAND?!"
"AND I ATTEMPTED TO KILL GRAY!!"
"oh, now you're just lying. *shows*"
"GAAAAAH!!! *faints*"
Wen Vs. Enjyu!
And yes, Enjyu played very fairly...NOT. He was given steroids by my
misguided brother, which beat me. And when I fell off, IT WAS NOT BY
accident, Enjyu, with ultra steroids, BLEW the air, with such force
from the drugs, AND IT KNOCKED ME OVER! That is why I lost and he won,
end of story.
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Episode 29: Your younger brothers are feckin' idiots.
"Hm, my brother still hasn't woken up from last time. OH WELL. So,
the younger brothers of Berkhart stupidly took a FREE RIDE ON A ROLLER
COASTER! How idiotic is that, man?!"
"Oww...my head...the horrid pictures...scarred for life...ugh..."
"I wonder when he'll find out that I taped the photo on his forehead
for him to see ALL THE TIME! =D"
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
And...well you know what happens.
POPCORN!
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Episode 30: Waaah, he betrayed meeee!!
"This is simply a flashback, nothing more, nothing else. Stupid Enjyu."
"Is it over?!"
"Yes Li, it's over."
"Oh, um, I got mail from someone named Cornell, it says it's for Enjyu."
"GIVE IT!! Hm, 'DEAR ENJYU, FACK YOU MAN, I'M CRIPPLED FOR LIFE AND
YOU'RE IN DA STOOPID FINALS. YOU KILLED ME MOM AND DAD AND NOW YOU HAVE
A LIFE? IT NO FAIR MAN. SO I SEND LOTS OF SWAT PEOPLE TO COME AND
DESTROY EVERYTHING AROUND YOU! AHAHAHAHAHAHA', well, this kid has a
screwed up mind."
"THIS IS THE SWAT! WE ARE GOING TO SHOOT YOU ALL! First, what are your
LAST WORDS?!"
"Hm. I guess Cornell was serious."
"So he was, so he was."
BANG!
This part is written in blood: I HATE ENJYU. I KILL ALL HIS FRIEND.
NOW YOU MUST PAY ME RANSOM FOR THEIR BODY
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Episode 31: That was so predictable!
"Hello, we're currently tied up in the back of a trunk."
"Cornell thinks we're dead, what an idiot."
"But that won't stop us from continuing the show, today's episode is
really important! =D"
"Important with an I!"
"TELL THEM ZOMBIES TO SHUT UP!"
"Yes, Yamato wins, it seems to predictable"
"Like predictable as in we're gonna get out of this alive?"
"SHUT UP ZOMBIE! *shoots Li*"
"Whoa, that didn't hurt...are we zombies?"
"No Li, he missed you."
"Oh..."
This part is written in blood: WHY THEY KEEP TALK?
ME THROW THEM INTO RAVINE THEN
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Episode 32: Oh, Wintune was destroyed? BORING!
"Blah, why are we doing this? This episode was boring!"
"IT WAS NOT BORING! GRAY'S HOME WAS DESTROYED! WEN ANGRY!"
"WHAT IS RAVINE ANYWAY"
"Well, ok, and then Yamato beat 200 people in a row. Boring."
"Yeah, ok I admit that part was boring. WEN STILL ANGRY"
"TELL ZOMBIE BE QUIET"
KABLANG!!
"Wtf? You shot me!"
"Yes he did, Wen, and it wasn't even a real gun, it was a water gun..."
"YOU MEAN WE SURRENDERED TO THEM BECAUSE THEY WERE ARMED WITH WATER
GUNS?!"
"Apparently...yes."
This part is written in water: THEY TALK TOO MUCH
ME MUST GET RID
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Episode 33: Tape's good for B-Daman
"Li, your foot is in my face."
"Well, I can't move, we're in a goddamned garbage bag."
"When he said he'd get rid of us, he didn't mean throw us into the
dump right? Because that would just be stupid."
"THROW THEM INTO DUMP"
"Stupid moron."
"Oh, hi there, episode 33 is about Bull right? HELIO BREAKER BREAKS!"
"THEN WITH THEM IN SMALL PILE OF DUMP, THROW THEM INTO BIG RUSHY RIVER!"
"Uh oh."
SPLASH!!!!
"If we die, I have one thing to confess, I really did try to kill Gray-"
"Shut up Li! I don't want to hear your lies! WE MUST LIVEEE!!!"
This part is written in garbage: WILL THEY DIE?!
WILL THEY LIVE?! TUNE IN NEXT TIME!!
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Episode 34: How did Levan turn into Raven?
"Hi there! We just went down a huge waterfall! Well, I don't know if
Wen lived, I'm still trying to see if I can find him by poking the
water randomly. Today Gray gets Chrome Raven, originally called Chrome
Levan in the Japanese version, changed probably due to the L and R
thing with the Japanese, but why the a and e switched I have no idea."
"Cough! Agh...did we fall on the spikes?"
"No, we fell on the rocks, the pointy rocks."
"But the spikes were safer!!! How are we alive?! IS THIS HEAVEN?!"
"I don't know...but we better make a fire and keep warm and stuff."
"HEY! TODAY IS ABOUT MY FAVOURITE EPISODE! =D"
"Wha? Wait, I thought it was--"
"ALL ABOUT GRAAAAY..."
"-_-"
Will they continue to live?
Or will Li die from Wen's constant speaks of Gray?! TUNE IN NEXT TIME!
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Episode 35: I hate those captions.
"Well, today--"
"TODAY I CAME AND SAVED GRAY AND WE BEAT THOSE MONSTER THINGIES!"
"...I'm hungry."
"GUys, we finally found you!"
"Oh my god, it's GRAY! THis REALLY IS HEAVEN!"
"No, it's not heaven."
"THEN IT IS BETTER THAN HEAVEN!"
"Look, we tracked you down by watching the show, as you seem to continue
it even when you're kidnapped. They arrested Cornell, who just killed
himself. So..."
"For continuing the show while your lives were in danger, shows how
dedicated you are to your job, Li, we've rehired you, and Wen...we've
promoted you to HEAD HOST!"
"...I continued working even when I was fired and Wen's the only host.
I'm co-host..."
"EXACTLY! CELEBRATE YOU PROMOTIONS!!!!!"
"YAAY! Isn't today EXCITING LI?!"
You know what happened.
...right?
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Episode 36: The Arrival of Wen's Superhero Costume
"I am SuperWen! Today is the introduction of my heroism, and it's much
better than Batman Begins anyday!
The story of SuperWen starts as Wen, the young handsome brother and his
younger not nearly as handsome brother were just travellers, but Wen
knew the B-DaWorld was in danger, and thus took in this disguise! And
for years after that, he was always there, saving you from crisis, for
he is...SUPERWEN!"
"No, Wen, nobody will think you aren't Wen."
"I'M NOT WEN! I AM SUPERWEN!"
"PUT IT TO REST!"
"Hey guys, sorry I got here late, apparently I broke my arm in the
waterfa-- OMG IT'S SUPERWEN! YOU'RE MY HERO! MY MOM NAMED ME AFTER YOU!"
"What the hell?! O___o"
Other less important things that occurred was that Yamato defeated
that weird masked marble guy again.
Because HE HAD THE FAITH OF SUPERWEN BEHIND HIM!
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Episode 37: Crap, my Arrow missed Yamato's head.
"Ok, this is just confusing"
"Oh SuperWen, you're so muscly--"
"HE'S AS THIN AS A TWIG!!"
"Oh SuperWen, you're so strong--"
"HE CAN'T EVEN LIFT ME!!"
"Well that's because you're fat."
"WHAT?!"
"I mean, you're younger than Tsubame, but you're bigger and heavier
than him...FATTY."
"I am not FAT!"
"I, SuperWen, will heal your broken arm, young Wen!"
"OH MY GOD IT'S HEALED! I CAN DO THINGS LIKE HUG GRAY AGAIN!"
"Sigh."
Yamato and Asadou!
Team up and win, big, yes, unpredictableness...right!
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Episode 38: I Glomp You, Wen Yong Fa!
"Yay, sadly SuperWen doesn't have a big part in this episode. BUT I
DO! And what I do is with my less important brother, SAVE THE DAY! WITH
SUPERWEN'S FAITH BEHIND ME!"
"Great."
"Also, for another unfortunate thing, I broke my arm again trying to
FLY like SuperWen!"
"SuperWen CANNOT FLY!"
"You, child, do not have faith in SuperWen! YOU MUST BE WITH THE ENEMY!!!!"
"Oh yes, I must be. *sarcasm*"
"YOU HAVE ADMITTED!!"
"I, SUPERWEN, AM HERE TO BRING JUSTICE! You child, are the devil's son!"
"WHAT?!"
"Now I must destroy your evil ways!!!!"
Well, soup.
Yes, we have a part in this episode, but I will speak of MEEE! Because
Li is the son of the devil! So I shot, and saved Yamato, and all that
junk, and we get new B-Daman and stuff, and and and...
HI GRAY!!!
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Episode 39: Li Should Become a Pitcher
"Allo! I am Wen, and today is ALL ABOUT MY FAVOURITE SUPERHERO!! YAH!
And I can't believe Li was there to HELP him! No faaair, SuperWen is
MY idol...T_T"
"The last thing I remember is that stupid moron in a cape kicking me
in the stomach..."
"I EVEN MADE A THEME SONG ABOUT HIM!!!
Yay Yay!
I love SuperWen!
Greatest guy in history!
After Gray, but not my brother,
For the son of the devil is named Li...
POKEMON!
Gotta Catch 'Em All!
Evil will never rest!
He loves all and I love him...
SuperWen!
Gotta Catch 'Em all...
SuperWen!"
"Wen. I hate you."
ALL ABOUT MY SUPERHERO!
SuperWen came and saved the--what are you doing Li? NO DON'T RIP THE
PAPER IN HAL--ripppp!
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Episode 40: Arr, ye matey! I is Captain LongNose!
"Today is about pirates, and we all know Ninjas>Pirates, but that's
not the point. I say that because they turned over the big giant cat
and we got wet. HA! SO WHERE WAS SUPERWEN TO PREVENT THAT?! HUH?! I
TELL YOU! HE DOES NOT EXIST AND IF HE DOES I WILL DESTROY HIM!!!"
"*muffled* Mmmm! Mmm Mmm Mmmm!"
"That's right Wen, he DOESN'T EXIST! SuperWen is but a figment of our
imaginations! ANd he--"
"TROUBLE IS HERE, AND I SENSE IT! I, SUPERWEN! AM HERE TO SAVE YOU,
MY GREATEST FAN FROM THE SON OF THE DEVIL!"
"So you do exist! Well, I, Li Luther, will stop you! I HAVE
KRYPTONITE!!!!"
"NO! NOT KRYPTONITE!!!!"
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
Mmmm, mmm, mm, mm.
Mmmm, mmm, mmmm, mmm, MMMM!!!
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Episode 41: Child Labour Alert!
"Actually they never rerunned this episode anymore due to the
excessive amount of Child Labour! Hi, I'm Wen, and I'm your host today,
I also have a NEW co-host, say hi to SUPERWEN! My co-host! =D"
"Hello kids, remember, never brush your teeth with tar! Use TOOTHPASTE!"
"SuperWen, you're not allowed to advertise, that's for the commercials--"
"AND, HERE IS THE SUPER LONG TRAILER OF MY MOVIE COMING OUT, SUPERWEN
RETURNS!!!"
Trailer: "Why did you leave me, SuperWen?! Why?!"
"THE PLANE IS FALLING!!!"
"THE US IS BEING DESTROYED!!"
"My son's father is not my husband's, it is your's, SuperWen!!!"
"WHAT?! SUPERWEN IS A PIMP?!?!"
"Uhh..."
"GET OUT OF THE STUDIO!! *kicks SuperWen out and drags an unconscious
Li out of the closet* I will now introduce my new co-host, LI!!!
*uses Li as if he was a ventriliqust doll* HELLO I'M LI!! HI! HI!
I AM NOT DEAD DO NOT WORRY!!"
Yamato must pass a test...
Or forever be locked up in some Egyptian place!!!!
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Episode 42: I'm Really Having a Fun Time!...REALLY!
"Hello, I'm Li, and things are back to normal now, yep!"
"Yep yep!"
"Today's guest is TSUBAME! HELLO TSUBAME...youstupidbastardbeatingmewithabrokenb-daman"
"What was that?"
"Nothing."
"So, how did it feel to have YOUR B-DAMAN SMASHED IN HALF...WAHAHAHA!!"
"Uhh, it felt heartbroken at first, BUT THEN I GOT A NEW ONE!!"
"Right, you're boring, get the hell out of the studio."
KNOCK KNOCK
"WHAT?!"
"I'm here for a Li Yong Fa, you have a package"
"YAY!! Hmm...it's ticking--"
BOOOM!
This is written in ashes, debris, dust, etc: I have come for you...
To scare you to your death...
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Episode 43: How Can a Marble give you a scratch?!
"There is no electricity, but this portable battery-powered camera
should do the trick! HELLO! I am Li, the studio exploded, all light
has disappeared, and one of the greatest episodes of all time is
today's! This episode was apparently voted #1, just barely beating
Gray's episode!"
"I voted for Gray's episode. -_-"
"And you forced me to vote for Gray's episode, but that's not entirely
the point. Oh, and the Golden Awards are coming up...I WAS NOMINATED,
=DDDD!!!!"
"For what?"
"For, best supporting actor! HA!"
"Oh, supporting actor is a crappy award to get, we all know best male
actor is the one to get, AND GRAY WAS NOMINATED FOR THAT! YAYS!"
"Oh, way to make me feel bad."
Wen should shut up.
Yes he should.
-
Episode 44: I'm Emo...for a few minutes.
"HIIMWENANDGRAYWONOMGANDYAANDTHISEPISODEISNOTIMPORTANTENOUGHTOCOVERSOLETSJUSTTALKABOUTGRAY'SVICTORY!"
"..."
"LIKEOMGICANTBELIEVEITGRAYISTHEAWESOME"
"......"
"OHRIGHTYOUDIDNTWINBESTSUPPORTSOMECATDID"
".......TODAY'S EPISODE WAS ABOUT YAMATO LOSING, HOORAY!"
"IAMSOHAPPYYESIAMGRAYISMYHERO..."
Nothing was ever written here.
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Episode 45: Yeah, just jump off the cliff, just like that!
"I'm sad, I made Gray mad in this episode. T_T"
"Right, but you also almost told someone to die!"
"Which I don't care about at all because Gray was mad at me...=("
"...the whole episode was about Joshua and Cain--"
"AND THE FACT THAT GRAY WAS MAD AT ME, WEN! I MUST GO TO HIM AND
APOLOGIZE MANY MANY TIMES NOW! HE IS SO MUCH MORE IMPORTANT THAN WHO
LI IS! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO LI IS!"
"..."
"Do you think he'll forgive me?!"
"You're pathetic Wen, really, really pathetic."
So, Joshua almost died.
And--OMG I"M SO SORRY GRAY PLEASE FORGIVE MEHHHHH
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Episode 46: Cain, shut up.
"This episode was so great!!! Gray stood up and battled, but Cain was
being a MEANIE! Which is why I have him trapped in that cage behind
me, and why I knocked out Li so he won't tell anybody."
"PLEASE STEP OUT OF THE BUILDING WITH YOUR HANDS UP!!"
"So Cain, you hurt Gray. You made him fally down."
"...I made him "fally" down..."
"YES! YOU DID!"
"After you indirectly tried to kill Joshua! DIE!!! *strangles*"
"LOOK HOW EVIL HE IS! I CAN'T BREATHE! THIS HAS BEEN WE-"
"*THUD!*"
Nobody messes with JOSHUA! >:(
I wonder what to do with these two brothers...
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Episode 47: You Moron! You failed Li!
"Hi, I'm Cain McDonnell, YOUR MASTER! Right, screw whatever happened
in this episode. I will speak of the fact that I have taken over the
whole world, and this show is how I will speak to my followers! YOU
WILL ALL BE ENSLAVED AND MUST BUILD A GIANT TOMATO TO THROW INTO THE
SUN, THEN IT WILL BE ETERNAL DARKNESS!!!"
BAAMM!!!
"*THUD!*"
"Agh, where's Wen? Why the hell was Cain doing the show? Hm. Oh well,
today's episode is about Cain versus Gray--IT'S EPISODE 47?! NOT 46?!
HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN OUT?!"
"One day..."
"...oh."
"Well, today's episode is abo--"
CLANG!!
"*THUD!*"
Nobody will ever speak of this episode ever again.
Nothing ever occurred between 46 and 48, and you all know that.
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Episode 48: Don't call me "Dude"
"Hello people. I am Enjyu, we are officially shutting down this show
due to the fact that it barely ever covers THE ACTUAL TOPIC. But, for
the last day, I will talk about 48. Yamato and some other people go
to some place and beat some cat statue for B-Energy, that is all."
"YOU CAN'T DO THIS! 49 IS AFTER! THE BEST EPISODE EVER!!"
"NO! 50 IS THE BEST!!"
*SALAMI!*
"Ugh, I just got smacked by a piece of meat...wtf?! I'M IN A NET?!"
"WE WILL FINISH THIS SHOW, ENJYU, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!!"
"Oh, and something did occur between 46 and 48, 47 did. WHERE ENJYU
WAS BRAINWASHED!!! Our guest today is Enjyu"
"What? It's 48, and I'm not going to talk about 47."
"You better, or you will face the meat again."
"OK! OK! Don't you know meat-torture is illegal?! Um, I got brainwashed.
Yeah."
"Ok then."
We will continue this show until the VERY END!
In the meantime, um, ooooh, shiny b-energy.
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Episode 49: Yeah, we tried to kill each other.
"We did?"
"Oh, I never told Li what happened this episode..."
"You told me it was a filler, where Yamato, Gray, and Tsubame were
running up the stairs for all 30 minutes and you and I ate some fish
sandwiches..."
"Yeeeah."
"Why did you rename it, 'We tried to kill each other?'"
"Uhhh...*whispers* This episode me and Li fought, and I won...yes, yes
I did!! And there was a flashback and all that stuff"
"I can hear you."
"..."
"EXPLAIN."
"Brainwashed Li and me tried to kill each other, but it was ALL SAPPY
AT THE END! THEEEE END! No more B-Daman"
"Ok then."
"Actually episode 50 is better..."
Ok, Li's gone.
Now I can type it all up. ACTUALLY, brave and heroic Wen was daring
enough to stand up to his three-eyed corrupted little brother! With
all his strength, he managed to beat him easily, but the younger of the
two did not remember any of it. Oh, my beloved Gray and his friends
were running up the stairs for half an hour and we ate fish sandwiches
after ruining the place. Tharr.
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Episode 50: LIEK TEH GREATEST EPISODE EVAR
"I thought I renamed it: 'I Knew it! Cain was a mirror all along!'"
"Well I can rename it again"
"I thought we agreed that I name an episode every other day. TODAY IS
AN OTHER DAY!"
"Well admit it, it was the best episode evar, SO GREAT, SO SWEET! Gray
was so lonely back then. =(((("
"Ugh."
"AND I ALSO HAVE THE PICTURE HE HAS! See Li? YOU LOOK STUPID HERE"
"You look stupid too, why are you looking at your fingers?!"
"Well the stupid director told me to 'act nervous' beside Liena, why
the hell do I have to do that? WHo the hell cares about Liena...well
except Gray and I respect that Gray cares about Liena, =)"
"I think he wanted to hint that you had a thing for Liena"
"Well, Liena DOES look a lot like Gray, =DDDDDDDDDDD"
"...Oh God."
THIS IS THE BEST EPISODE EVAR.
GRAY WAS SO BRAVE AND HE BEAT CAIN AND CAIN WAS ALL DEAD LIKE A BARBIE
DOLL AND JOSHUA WAS ALL "I'M NOT TAKING ORDERS FROM YOU" AND CAIN WAS
ALL CRAZY AND GRAY WAS COOL IT WAS AWESOME MAN
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Episode 51: They're ALL DEAD!!!
"Remember that cave-in? Huh? Huh? Huh?! Well we never lived, we're
actually ghosts and Yamato thinks we're alive because he's stupid. We
never got a proper burial because we're under many tons of rocks. We
are dead. Yes."
"I thought the good side of Marda-B brought us back al-"
"WE WERE DEAD AND ARE STILL DEAD, LI! Now say BOO TO THE CAMERA! BOO
KIDS! BOO! WE ARE SCARY!"
"Hmph."
"Well you don't have to say boo, your face itself scares people already!"
"HEY!!!"
"Oh, and this is the second last episode, this talk show is almost over...=("
"TODAY'S GUEST IS...Neo-Shadow Alliance FOOT SOLDIERS!!"
"Hi guys!"
"Hello, WHY DID YOU KILL US?!"
"Aww, I'm so sowwie, it was in the script and we had no choice. Please
forgiveth us. =(((("
""Oh, um...what happens if I poke your armour?"
*POKE, Neo Shadow Aliance Foot Soldiers fall into pieces and die*
"Well, now we're even."
Enjyu came back.
Because of stupid Tsubame. This episode was bad, all about our hated
characters. =(
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Episode 52: Miracle, Sappiness, and Manga-painting...WOOT!
"The last episode, OHNOES! =(((((((((((((((((((((((("
"Stop exaggerating your actual sadness!"
"Sorry."
"Today Yamato and us and some other people LIKE GRAY saved the world
and it all ended. THE END! But it really ended at episode 50. These
were just really dramatic fillers."
"Yeah, what REALLY happened was that Marda-B won--"
"BUT ME AND GRAY ESCAPED TO THE MOON AND LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!"
"I thought what really happened was we all died, Yamato turned evil,
which is the whole plot of the next season!"
"Yes, the next season, YAMATO TURNS EVIL, few characters come back,
revived. And some new ones appear...SOME WHO ALSO HAVE LONG HAIR AND
OUTSTAGE ME, BASTARD!"
"And the new main characters are the YONG FA BROTHERS!! Always saving
the day!"
"AND THERE'S THIS TIGER DOOD WHO BROKE MY HAIR TIE!!! DAMN HIM!"
"Actually, I don't turn evil, and you have lesser parts--"
"SHUT UP YAMATO!!!"
"He's supposed to be our guest of the day..."
"WHY?! GRAY SHOULD BE! If we can't be the main characters, GRAY SHOULD
BE! HE SHOULD SAVE US ALL! NOT YAMATO!!! *takes Yamato's goggles and
puts them on Gray* THERE! Gray is now the main character."
"Ok, so tune in for next season, where Gray becomes the new main
character..."
The end.
Of this season.
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Episode 53: BONUS
"Hi! This is the bonus unaired episode that you can only get on DVD!
It's all about me and Gray on teh moon, and what happened to everybody
else that nobody cares about. Well, Yamato cries a lot, but his mom
makes him fish sandwiches and Yamato is all happy again. Some other
people just continued life. The statues that never turned back were
put on display. Li, Tsubame, and Enjyu went to hell after they died,
and then me and Gray lived happily ever after!!!"
"Wen...how can Mie make a sandwich for Yamato if she's a statue?!"
"Um, Gray gave pity and used his godly powers to unstatuefy Mie."
"WHY AM I IN HELL?!"
"Because you're the son of the devil right? IT IS WHERE YOU LIIIVE!!"
"Blah. Well, that's all for this season! AND THE END OF THE TALK SHOW
UNTIL NEXT SEASON!!!"
"IT'S NOT OVER YET! MY GUEST TODAY IS GRAY!!"
"Um, none of that ever happened"
"And what else did we enjoy on the moon?"
"We were never on the moon, it ended happily ever after"
"OF COURSE!! We went back to Earth and chucked statues at Yamato!"
"..."
"=DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"
"YOU HYPOCRITE! YOU SAID I COULDN'T EXAGGERATE MY EMOTION AND YOU CAN!"
"I don't think he's exaggerating..."
"=DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!"
"Just back away from him, back away..."
The actual ending.
Buhbye all! =D That's all folks!
This show will air and talk about each episode of B-Daman, and it is
hosted by Wen Yong Fa with his co-host, Li Yong Fa!
Enjoy the show.
Disclaimer: This is strictly done for humour, if anything is found
offensive, well it's not my problem.
Names of episodes renamed by teh Yong Fa bros.
Note: Yes, I do enjoy GrayXWen, is that a problem for you? =P
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Episode One: True Faces Revealed
Episode Two: Hidden in the Shadows
Episode Three: Preparation for Attack!
Episode Four: I'm Wen and I can Skate.
Episode Five: Tortured Cat Yell
Episode Six: You Look Like a Girl!
Episode Seven: My Paper Bats Make Painful Papercuts
Episode Eight: We Hate Armada! Kill Statue Kill!
Episode Nine: Hehe, that tickles!
Episode Ten: Oh My God They Turned Me Retarded!
Episode Eleven: You Trusted a Monkey?!?!
Episode Twelve: My Head's A Good Fall-Breaker
Episode Thirteen: Why the hell are we fighting PIGS?!
Episode Fourteen: What?! DOGS OUTSHOWED ME?!
Episode Fifteen: He was swallowed by a lion!!
Episode Sixteen: Weren't You in the Winner's Tournament?!
Episode Seventeen: Mmmm...Onions...
Episode Eighteen: This is who I really am! A dork!
Episode Nineteen: Wow, I got kidnapped by Maids
Episode Twenty: Valiant Vortex? Psh, I can do better.
Episode Twenty-One: You Mushy Soft Cuddly Bunny-Wuddy!
Episode Twenty-Two: GET IMPALED! GET IMAPLED!
Episode Twenty-Three: He is a She, end of story.
Episode Twenty-Four: Yaaaaaa!
Episode Twenty-Five: Oh Noes! IT BROKE! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AAAAH!!!!!
Episode Twenty-Six: SHINY.
Episode Twenty-Seven: You Mushy Soft Cuddly Bunny-Wuddy, Part.2!
Episode Twenty-Eight: Li's on drugs, man.
Episode Twenty-Nine: Your younger brothers are feckin' idiots.
Episode Thirty: Waaah, he betrayed meeee!!
Episode Thirty-One: That was so predictable!
Episode Thirty-Two: Oh, Wintune was destroyed? BORING!
Episode Thirty-Three: Tape's good for B-Daman
Episode Thirty-Four: How did Levan turn into Raven?
Episode Thirty-Five: I hate those captions.
Episode Thirty-Six: The Arrival of Wen's Superhero Costume
Episode Thirty-Seven: Crap, my Arrow missed Yamato's head.
Episode Thirty-Eight: I Glomp You, Wen Yong Fa!
Episode Thirty-Nine: Li Should Become a Pitcher
Episode Forty: Arr, ye matey! I is Captain LongNose!
Episode Forty-One: Child Labour Alert!
Episode Forty-Two: I'm Really Having a Fun Time!...REALLY!
Episode Forty-Three: How Can a Marble give you a scratch?!
Episode Forty-Four: I'm Emo...for a few minutes.
Episode Forty-Five: Yeah, just jump off the cliff, just like that!
Episode Forty-Six: Cain, shut up.
Episode Forty-Seven: You Moron! You failed Li!
Episode Forty-Eight: Don't call me "Dude"
Episode Forty-Nine: Yeah, we tried to kill each other.
Episode Fifty: I Knew it! Cain was a mirror all along!
Episode Fifty-One: They're ALL DEAD!!!
Episode Fifty-Two: Miracle, Sappiness, and Manga-painting...WOOT!
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Episode 1: True Faces Revealed!
"So that's Yamato, eh?"
"Don't worry, he's no threat to us"
"Li, it was because of what you said that made the whole show like that"
"STFU."
And that is how the storyline began.
....oh and Yamato battled Gray and stuff, yeah.
-
Episode 2: Hidden in the Shadows
"Ha! You lost the bet! Bull DIDN'T fall off!"
"I hate you Yamato!"
"Don't we all?"
"Wtf? Get out of our dialogue you stupid three-eyed cat!"
Thus continues the storyline.
Oh, and Yamato fights Gray again and Bull gets saved twice, crappy
stuff like that.
-
Episode 3: Preparation for Attack!
"Us bouncing off the cliffs like that remind me of pinball"
"YAY! 300,000 points, a NEW RECORD!!"
"WHO BEAT MY UNDEFEATED PINBALL RECORD?! DIE!"
"Undefeated? The highest you got was 4050 points..."
And now they strike.
Oh, and some bird challenges Yamato and loses.
-
Episode Four: I'm Wen and I can Skate.
"Li, you made that mountain look SO WRONG."
"What?"
"You know how you...uh, you know..."
"Sorry, I'm nine, I don't really know the meaning of "WRONG" yet."
"Oh, well let me show you. This is Ababa naked in the shower."
"AAAAAHFHSDADSFF"
*THUD!*
"Li?"
Striking, striking!!!
Oh, and Yamato...oh wait, AHEM. So Yamato and his puny followers came
to the mountain and there awaited our greatest companions, fight did
they do. In an effort to win, to grab that stupid toy, because we all
know they can do it! YA! GO WEN GO!
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Episode Five: Tortured Cat Yell
"Do you think what we did was wrong?"
"What do you mean?"
"Blackmail."
"Ohhh...no."
"But what if you were trapped in a giant b-daball, away from
civilization, being constantly watched by Enjyu--"
"Oh crap, Enjyu. We better apologize."
AND WINNING, YES WINNING!
Oh, and Gray betrays Yamato, WOOT!
-
Episode 6: You Look like a Girl!
"I saw you stare at Gray in the shower, ADMIT IT!!"
"THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH TODAY'S EPISODE!!!"
"Oh, so you do admit it, HA!"
"Grrr...oh, and Tsubame's hair blinds me."
"Woohoo."
Stupid bastards didn't appear.
Oh, and Yamato bumps in Tsubame and learns from Armada...
-
Episode 7: My Paper Bats make Painful Papercuts
"That's true, OW."
"Now, next time you DON'T violate someone's privacy"
"But it was a public showe-OWW!!"
"Heheheheh"
Li isth teh BRAG.
Oh, and they kill some paperbats...
-
Episode 8: We Hate Armada! Kill Statue Kill!
"Um, no comment."
"What do you mean no comment? They wrecked a hard-worked on statue!"
"Maybe it was made for that test."
"Still, I'm contacting the creator and forcing him to sue them"
"Ok...I'll stay out of that."
Lalalala.
Oh, and they knock down statue to save town.
-
Episode 9: Hehe, that tickles!
"Hello, I'm Gray"
"And I'm Enjyu"
"The Yong Fa brothers are not here at the moment, so we'll do the
little commenting or whatever."
"Mmmmh! LET ME OUT!!"
"They don't do a very good job anyway. The description is always one
line!!"
"When I get out, I WILL KILL YOU ENJYU!"
"What?! THIS WAS GRAY'S IDEA!"
"Oh, and about the episode, Bull goes against Tsubame and wins, then
gets brainwashed"
*SMASH!*
"Hello once again, your regular commentors..."
"Wen...Gray's head is bleeding..."
"WHAT?! I TOLD YOU NOT TO--" BEEEEEEP
This service is temporarily unavaliable, please check back again!
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Episode 10: Oh My God They Turned Me Retarded!
"This episode was very stupid."
"Very."
"I can't believe they made me make a face to Gray! Waaaah!!!"
"I thought it was stupid because of Bull's dialogue--"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!"
"Uh-"
"HOW DARE THEY TREAT AN ACTOR WITH SUCH LITTLE RESPECT!!!!"
They stood on a balcony.
Oh, and Bull battled Yamato and lost, it was SO exciting...
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Episode 11: You Trusted a Monkey?!?!
"Today's guest is Berkhart, star of the episode!"
"So Berkhart, how does it feel to be fooled by a monkey?"
"YOU SOUND EXACTLY LIKE HIM!"
"Uh, what?"
"IT WAS YOU IN THAT MONKEY COSTUNE!!! I HATE YOU!!! *strangles Li*"
"Ahhhhhhh!!!"
"I'll go play pinball and delete all your scores then."
Monkey Don has Li's voice. =) (Just more monkey-ish)
Oh, and um...something happened, oh yeah, Yamato beat that monkey.
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Episode 12: My Head's A Good Fall-Breaker
"Kahn Crush is a stupid attack name..."
"Better than Azure Light"
"WHAT?! I DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE THAT NAME! THEY DISRESPECTED ME AGAIN!!"
"Yeah, well they could always replace you, you know"
"BUT I'M YOUR ACTUAL BROTHER, ACTUALLY NAMED WEN! WHO CAN REPLACE ME?!"
"I could."
"F**k off Berkhart."
I no know where they went.
Oh, and it was Berkhart Vs. Enjyu, and Enjyu won! WOOT!
-
Episode 13: Why the hell are we fighting PIGS?!
"To this very day I still ask that question, and you feckin' translators,
THEY ARE NOT ORIGAMI!!!"
"THen what are they?
"CURSED SEALS!"
"Well, it doesn't really sound that good, hm, 'Cursed Seal Blitzkreig
attack'...nope"
"It's NOT blitzkreig attack! IT'S JUST THREE CUSRED SEALS! And those
pigs hazed me before I was hired on this show, T_T"
"You weren't supposed to tell anybody--"
"YOU'RE FIRED, LI!!!"
Li awesome, Li awesome!
And so, Li was being stupid like everyday, and even helped out Mie!
Wow, that rhymes, so Li helped and tried to get her for ransom of that
stupid toy, BUT OBVIOUSLY FAILED, I wish Gray was in this episode,
hm. Oh right and they fought some pigs.
I'm eating one right now in my sandwich.
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Episode 14: What?! DOGS OUTSHOWED ME?!
"Please welcome the person who replaces my brother on this show,
Gray! YAAY! =DDDDD"
"Uhhh, ok. Let's get to business, on today's episode, Li fought
Tsubame-"
"And horribly lost!"
"To a broken b-daman"
'And was being very stupid"
"And--"
"*throws Gray off the stage* THIS IS AN EPISODE SOMEWHAT ABOUT ME! I
WILL STAY AND TALK ABOUT IT!!!"
"Why did you throw Gray away? T___T"
"I don't think you'll do your best with him being the co-host, hm?"
It had more dogs on the show than me on airtime, RAWR!
See, Tsubame was secretly cheating, and I could not get through his
wall and when--what do you mean I'm not allowed to put invalid info?
THIS IS WHAT DELIBERATELY HAPPENED! I DON'T CARE IF I WAS FIRED I AM
WRITING THIS! No, f**k you! LET ME CONTINUE--
-
Episode 15: He was swallowed by a lion!!
"Aww, it's the boring ark now."
"The saga with no us in it, oh well, let's just do our job..."
"Ok, so Yamato goes and finds A FREOCIOUS LION!!"
"That ate a poor little boy"
"And then he fought the lion to free the poor little boy"
"But the lion in horrible anguish killed himself"
"So the little boy named Asadou kept it on him to remember the great
deed Yamato has done for him"
"Yeap."
Blah.
ANd that was what happened in the beginning of the little non-winner's
tournament tournament!
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Episode 16: Weren't You in the Winner's Tournament?!
"I lost my hat! And my shirt! And my pants! And my shoes! And my--"
"LOOK AT ME! I'M LI! I THROW PAPER THINGIES AT YOU AND IT HURTS YOU!
*throws paper around* AND I KICKED GRAY THE GODLY PRINCE OFF BECAUSE
I AM LI, A BIG FAT JERK!!"
"Are you wearing my underpants too?!! O___o"
"Yes, and they hurt, bad."
So, Joe appears...wooohoooo.
And Bull loses to him but had a gourmet meal!
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Episode 17: Mmm...Onions...
"I hate onions"
"And onion sauce"
"And onion layers"
"And onion soup"
"And onion cak-, hm, a message from the director says this episode is
not completely about onions."
"Well we're here to teach kids! DID YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU DON'T COOK
GREEN ONIONS WELL, you get HEPITITIS A?!?!?!"
"The more you know!!!"
Onions.
Tsubame learns how to cook.
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Episode 18: This is who I really am! A dork!
"You know, I don't get how he has meetings with himself..."
"Well, let's have a meeting with ourselves RIGHT NOW! Ahem..."
"Are you trying to talk about getting host of the year?"
"Yes, and the hosts that get host of the year HAVE GOOD CO-HOSTS"
"Oh, so you're going to critize me on my CO-HOSTING?!"
"Exactly, I'm giving you a C-, you improve better."
"Oh face it, if I was Gray you'd give me an A++"
"A+++"
"Oh."
Bull and Karat, sitting on a tree, here comes Joshua to tell them dear!
Bull Vs. Joshie, that's all.
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Episode 19: Wow, I got Kidnapped by Maids
"Waaah..."
"Sorry folks, he's sad he didn't win host of the year..."
"IT WAS BECAUSE OF YOUR CRAPPY CO-HOSTINGNESS, DAMN IT!!!"
"Oh sure, blame the one that got fired."
Mmm, secret tunnel...
Yamato Vs. Cain part.1!!!
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Episode 20: Valiant Vortex? Psh, I can do better.
"These episodes are soooooooooo booooring...."
"But we're doing this show to PROMOTE these episodes..."
"Well, then I'm being a hypocrite."
"You know, when Yamato and Cain fight, back at the REAL storyline,
Gray was getting a haircut"
"HE WAS?! HOW COME I DIDN'T NOTICE AFTER!! I'M A HORRIBLE FRIEND!"
"Yes, and he was um...kidnapped by the tobacco company and made to
model on the cover!"
"HE WAS?! I'M GOING TO START SMOKING!!! TO PROTEST THEM!!"
"Then, he got back and created a new food called...hotdogdogs...where
he solved world hunger and won the nobel prize, all while you were
sleeping"
"I WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN!!!"
Wait, what happened?
Cain lost, Karat and Bull love each other, blahblah like that.
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Episode 21: You Mushy Soft Cuddly Bunny-Wuddy!
"Hehehe, must stay awake, must drink all coffee, must smoke, must cure
cancer, must impress Gray, hehehehehehehe!"
"In this episode, the directors forced me to look sad. DAMN YOU!"
"Then I will kill the president and drink his blood..."
"And we were forced to look at Yamato with no shirt on, ugh."
"And then, with the power in me, I will be able to take the world, and
save the people from themselves by smashing the earth into the sun!"
"AND THEN ENJYU INSULTED ME >=("
"*faints*"
"I now promote myself to 'BETTERHOSTTHANWEN' thank you"
Um, Yamato Vs. Gray, woot!
Yes, but who will win?!
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Episode 22: GET IMPALED! GET IMAPLED!
"Hello, today I'm going to host by myself. My brother is in prison...
or the hospital, I forgot which. Anyway, this episode Gray almost gets
killed..."
"I WAS MADDENED THAT GRAY WAS PUT INTO DANGER!!!!!!"
"...I thought you were in the hospital/prison..."
"They can't keep me in one place! Today I will announce my retirement
from this show, to live peacefully on in my DREAM JOB, AN ACTOR!!!"
"...you are an actor"
"then...A HOST ON SOME SHOW!"
"Which is exactly what you're doing no--"
"STOP BEING A SMARTASS! I RETIRE!!!"
And Yamato wins.
...and saves Gray's li--THAT LITTLE BASTARD, GOT IN MY WAY WHEN I
WAS ABOUT TO SAVE GRAY'S LIFE! Hey, I thought you retired. SHUT UP.
AND THEN WE WERE ALL HAPPEH, NOW I'LL GO GUT ENJYU ALIVE FOR DOING
THAT!! Alright then.
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Episode 23: He is a She, end of story.
"Hello! I am your newest host, Wen Yong Fa! I was so delighted that
I will finally go on into my DREAM CAREER!"
"Oh my god."
"I would like to thank the people that are working with me for hiring
me! KISS KISS!"
"Well, today Tsubame loses...from a girl...afterbeatingme...I HATE
YOU WRITERS!"
"Enjyu is still a bastard! =D"
"And yes, we did get a lawsuit from having endangered species in that
pool. And that Tsubame caused that green thing to go extinct since
we kept messing up the kill monster/save Yamato scene. But now that
we have that problem put away, we replaced the endangered species with
stuffed animals, rendering the cotton plan extinct."
Sigma is a girl?
NO, 'TIS LIENA!!!
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Episode 24: Yaaaaaa!
"Today's guest is Liena! Somewhat a star of this episode. Hello Liena!"
"Hi Li."
"What did you think about the fact that you were reunited with your
brother--"
"HEY! Liena I got three tickets to that cool Anime movie coming out,
ASK YOUR BROTHER TO COME!"
"Um, what about your brother?"
"Oh, he hates Anime..."
"Wen, THOSE ARE MY TICKETS!"
"And he graciously gave them to me."
"NO I DIDN'T"
"Aww, he's so shy that he's denying he gave them to me..."
"Awww, it's ok Li, we'll have a GREAT time there."
"Grrr..."
I HATE GRAY.
GRAY MUST DIE.
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Episode 25: Oh Noes! IT BROKE! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AAAAH!!!!!
"Hi people. Just Wen here, don't know where Li went. But I had a great
time at that cool movie. IT WAS SO FUN! Today, Yamato's b-daman breaks,
YAAAAAH!!!"
"Hello, sorry I'm late."
"Li, what's that red stuff on your hands?"
"Tomato sauce."
"Oh, why do you have so much of it on you?"
"...food fight."
"Looks awfully thin to be tomato sauce...doesn't smell like food either"
"OH MY GOD!! WHAT HAPPENED TO GRAY?!?"
"WHAAT?!
Hehehe, Gray die.
Hehehehehehehe.......
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Episode 26: SHINY.
"Alright, where the heck are Wen and Li? This is a very important
episode they must cover!"
"I don't find the arrival of Cobalt Saber very important."
"YES IT IS IMPORTANT!"
"Oh, there they are!"
"DO YOU REALIZE HE COULD'VE DIED?!"
"Of course."
"You're lucky they dropped all the charges on you. My brother,
attempted murder, right. Well, let's just do this so I can go visit
Gray in the hospital."
"I bombed the hospital."
"What?!"
"Or, I owned the hospital once, like in this family, yeah."
"Oh."
SO Yamato gets a new shiny b-daman.
Let us cheer.
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Episode 27: You Mushy Soft Cuddly Bunny-Wuddy, Part.2!
"Sniff, terrorists destroyed the hospital, GRAY COULD BE HELD HOSTAGE!"
"Hm, why didn't I think of that?"
"What?"
"Nothing."
"Hey Wen!"
"OH MY GOD GRAY!!!!"
"I heard that hospital was destroyed, luckily I wasn't in that one."
"Damn!"
"What?!"
"Nothing."
"Oh, and today was Gray vs. Yamato again...BUT THE ENDING...I CAN GET
BACK AT ENJYU YAH! >=DD"
"But you don't."
"DON'T SPOIL IT!! JSDJSOjskahnfk!!"
And Yamato won, you know.
Yes he did.
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Episode 28: Li's on drugs, man.
"I WAS NOT ON DRUGS!!!"
"Yes you were, you were as high as God was."
"Look, before the scene was done, some idiots outside were smoking pot,
I just happened to be near them and smelt the smoke."
"So you admit you were on drugs."
"BY ACCIDENT!!!"
"Right, NOW, tell me the truth, or I'll show you naked Ababa again."
"NO! NOT NAKED ABABA!"
"YES! NAKED ABABA!!"
"ANYTHING! ANYTHING!"
"THE TRUTH!!"
"I was curious, so I got high...I'M SORRY!!! *starts sobbing*"
"AAAND?!"
"And, I was the one who gave Enjyu steroids to beat you that episode!"
"AAAAND?!"
"AND I ATTEMPTED TO KILL GRAY!!"
"oh, now you're just lying. *shows*"
"GAAAAAH!!! *faints*"
Wen Vs. Enjyu!
And yes, Enjyu played very fairly...NOT. He was given steroids by my
misguided brother, which beat me. And when I fell off, IT WAS NOT BY
accident, Enjyu, with ultra steroids, BLEW the air, with such force
from the drugs, AND IT KNOCKED ME OVER! That is why I lost and he won,
end of story.
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Episode 29: Your younger brothers are feckin' idiots.
"Hm, my brother still hasn't woken up from last time. OH WELL. So,
the younger brothers of Berkhart stupidly took a FREE RIDE ON A ROLLER
COASTER! How idiotic is that, man?!"
"Oww...my head...the horrid pictures...scarred for life...ugh..."
"I wonder when he'll find out that I taped the photo on his forehead
for him to see ALL THE TIME! =D"
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
And...well you know what happens.
POPCORN!
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Episode 30: Waaah, he betrayed meeee!!
"This is simply a flashback, nothing more, nothing else. Stupid Enjyu."
"Is it over?!"
"Yes Li, it's over."
"Oh, um, I got mail from someone named Cornell, it says it's for Enjyu."
"GIVE IT!! Hm, 'DEAR ENJYU, FACK YOU MAN, I'M CRIPPLED FOR LIFE AND
YOU'RE IN DA STOOPID FINALS. YOU KILLED ME MOM AND DAD AND NOW YOU HAVE
A LIFE? IT NO FAIR MAN. SO I SEND LOTS OF SWAT PEOPLE TO COME AND
DESTROY EVERYTHING AROUND YOU! AHAHAHAHAHAHA', well, this kid has a
screwed up mind."
"THIS IS THE SWAT! WE ARE GOING TO SHOOT YOU ALL! First, what are your
LAST WORDS?!"
"Hm. I guess Cornell was serious."
"So he was, so he was."
BANG!
This part is written in blood: I HATE ENJYU. I KILL ALL HIS FRIEND.
NOW YOU MUST PAY ME RANSOM FOR THEIR BODY
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Episode 31: That was so predictable!
"Hello, we're currently tied up in the back of a trunk."
"Cornell thinks we're dead, what an idiot."
"But that won't stop us from continuing the show, today's episode is
really important! =D"
"Important with an I!"
"TELL THEM ZOMBIES TO SHUT UP!"
"Yes, Yamato wins, it seems to predictable"
"Like predictable as in we're gonna get out of this alive?"
"SHUT UP ZOMBIE! *shoots Li*"
"Whoa, that didn't hurt...are we zombies?"
"No Li, he missed you."
"Oh..."
This part is written in blood: WHY THEY KEEP TALK?
ME THROW THEM INTO RAVINE THEN
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Episode 32: Oh, Wintune was destroyed? BORING!
"Blah, why are we doing this? This episode was boring!"
"IT WAS NOT BORING! GRAY'S HOME WAS DESTROYED! WEN ANGRY!"
"WHAT IS RAVINE ANYWAY"
"Well, ok, and then Yamato beat 200 people in a row. Boring."
"Yeah, ok I admit that part was boring. WEN STILL ANGRY"
"TELL ZOMBIE BE QUIET"
KABLANG!!
"Wtf? You shot me!"
"Yes he did, Wen, and it wasn't even a real gun, it was a water gun..."
"YOU MEAN WE SURRENDERED TO THEM BECAUSE THEY WERE ARMED WITH WATER
GUNS?!"
"Apparently...yes."
This part is written in water: THEY TALK TOO MUCH
ME MUST GET RID
-
Episode 33: Tape's good for B-Daman
"Li, your foot is in my face."
"Well, I can't move, we're in a goddamned garbage bag."
"When he said he'd get rid of us, he didn't mean throw us into the
dump right? Because that would just be stupid."
"THROW THEM INTO DUMP"
"Stupid moron."
"Oh, hi there, episode 33 is about Bull right? HELIO BREAKER BREAKS!"
"THEN WITH THEM IN SMALL PILE OF DUMP, THROW THEM INTO BIG RUSHY RIVER!"
"Uh oh."
SPLASH!!!!
"If we die, I have one thing to confess, I really did try to kill Gray-"
"Shut up Li! I don't want to hear your lies! WE MUST LIVEEE!!!"
This part is written in garbage: WILL THEY DIE?!
WILL THEY LIVE?! TUNE IN NEXT TIME!!
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Episode 34: How did Levan turn into Raven?
"Hi there! We just went down a huge waterfall! Well, I don't know if
Wen lived, I'm still trying to see if I can find him by poking the
water randomly. Today Gray gets Chrome Raven, originally called Chrome
Levan in the Japanese version, changed probably due to the L and R
thing with the Japanese, but why the a and e switched I have no idea."
"Cough! Agh...did we fall on the spikes?"
"No, we fell on the rocks, the pointy rocks."
"But the spikes were safer!!! How are we alive?! IS THIS HEAVEN?!"
"I don't know...but we better make a fire and keep warm and stuff."
"HEY! TODAY IS ABOUT MY FAVOURITE EPISODE! =D"
"Wha? Wait, I thought it was--"
"ALL ABOUT GRAAAAY..."
"-_-"
Will they continue to live?
Or will Li die from Wen's constant speaks of Gray?! TUNE IN NEXT TIME!
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Episode 35: I hate those captions.
"Well, today--"
"TODAY I CAME AND SAVED GRAY AND WE BEAT THOSE MONSTER THINGIES!"
"...I'm hungry."
"GUys, we finally found you!"
"Oh my god, it's GRAY! THis REALLY IS HEAVEN!"
"No, it's not heaven."
"THEN IT IS BETTER THAN HEAVEN!"
"Look, we tracked you down by watching the show, as you seem to continue
it even when you're kidnapped. They arrested Cornell, who just killed
himself. So..."
"For continuing the show while your lives were in danger, shows how
dedicated you are to your job, Li, we've rehired you, and Wen...we've
promoted you to HEAD HOST!"
"...I continued working even when I was fired and Wen's the only host.
I'm co-host..."
"EXACTLY! CELEBRATE YOU PROMOTIONS!!!!!"
"YAAY! Isn't today EXCITING LI?!"
You know what happened.
...right?
-
Episode 36: The Arrival of Wen's Superhero Costume
"I am SuperWen! Today is the introduction of my heroism, and it's much
better than Batman Begins anyday!
The story of SuperWen starts as Wen, the young handsome brother and his
younger not nearly as handsome brother were just travellers, but Wen
knew the B-DaWorld was in danger, and thus took in this disguise! And
for years after that, he was always there, saving you from crisis, for
he is...SUPERWEN!"
"No, Wen, nobody will think you aren't Wen."
"I'M NOT WEN! I AM SUPERWEN!"
"PUT IT TO REST!"
"Hey guys, sorry I got here late, apparently I broke my arm in the
waterfa-- OMG IT'S SUPERWEN! YOU'RE MY HERO! MY MOM NAMED ME AFTER YOU!"
"What the hell?! O___o"
Other less important things that occurred was that Yamato defeated
that weird masked marble guy again.
Because HE HAD THE FAITH OF SUPERWEN BEHIND HIM!
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Episode 37: Crap, my Arrow missed Yamato's head.
"Ok, this is just confusing"
"Oh SuperWen, you're so muscly--"
"HE'S AS THIN AS A TWIG!!"
"Oh SuperWen, you're so strong--"
"HE CAN'T EVEN LIFT ME!!"
"Well that's because you're fat."
"WHAT?!"
"I mean, you're younger than Tsubame, but you're bigger and heavier
than him...FATTY."
"I am not FAT!"
"I, SuperWen, will heal your broken arm, young Wen!"
"OH MY GOD IT'S HEALED! I CAN DO THINGS LIKE HUG GRAY AGAIN!"
"Sigh."
Yamato and Asadou!
Team up and win, big, yes, unpredictableness...right!
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Episode 38: I Glomp You, Wen Yong Fa!
"Yay, sadly SuperWen doesn't have a big part in this episode. BUT I
DO! And what I do is with my less important brother, SAVE THE DAY! WITH
SUPERWEN'S FAITH BEHIND ME!"
"Great."
"Also, for another unfortunate thing, I broke my arm again trying to
FLY like SuperWen!"
"SuperWen CANNOT FLY!"
"You, child, do not have faith in SuperWen! YOU MUST BE WITH THE ENEMY!!!!"
"Oh yes, I must be. *sarcasm*"
"YOU HAVE ADMITTED!!"
"I, SUPERWEN, AM HERE TO BRING JUSTICE! You child, are the devil's son!"
"WHAT?!"
"Now I must destroy your evil ways!!!!"
Well, soup.
Yes, we have a part in this episode, but I will speak of MEEE! Because
Li is the son of the devil! So I shot, and saved Yamato, and all that
junk, and we get new B-Daman and stuff, and and and...
HI GRAY!!!
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Episode 39: Li Should Become a Pitcher
"Allo! I am Wen, and today is ALL ABOUT MY FAVOURITE SUPERHERO!! YAH!
And I can't believe Li was there to HELP him! No faaair, SuperWen is
MY idol...T_T"
"The last thing I remember is that stupid moron in a cape kicking me
in the stomach..."
"I EVEN MADE A THEME SONG ABOUT HIM!!!
Yay Yay!
I love SuperWen!
Greatest guy in history!
After Gray, but not my brother,
For the son of the devil is named Li...
POKEMON!
Gotta Catch 'Em All!
Evil will never rest!
He loves all and I love him...
SuperWen!
Gotta Catch 'Em all...
SuperWen!"
"Wen. I hate you."
ALL ABOUT MY SUPERHERO!
SuperWen came and saved the--what are you doing Li? NO DON'T RIP THE
PAPER IN HAL--ripppp!
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Episode 40: Arr, ye matey! I is Captain LongNose!
"Today is about pirates, and we all know Ninjas>Pirates, but that's
not the point. I say that because they turned over the big giant cat
and we got wet. HA! SO WHERE WAS SUPERWEN TO PREVENT THAT?! HUH?! I
TELL YOU! HE DOES NOT EXIST AND IF HE DOES I WILL DESTROY HIM!!!"
"*muffled* Mmmm! Mmm Mmm Mmmm!"
"That's right Wen, he DOESN'T EXIST! SuperWen is but a figment of our
imaginations! ANd he--"
"TROUBLE IS HERE, AND I SENSE IT! I, SUPERWEN! AM HERE TO SAVE YOU,
MY GREATEST FAN FROM THE SON OF THE DEVIL!"
"So you do exist! Well, I, Li Luther, will stop you! I HAVE
KRYPTONITE!!!!"
"NO! NOT KRYPTONITE!!!!"
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
Mmmm, mmm, mm, mm.
Mmmm, mmm, mmmm, mmm, MMMM!!!
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Episode 41: Child Labour Alert!
"Actually they never rerunned this episode anymore due to the
excessive amount of Child Labour! Hi, I'm Wen, and I'm your host today,
I also have a NEW co-host, say hi to SUPERWEN! My co-host! =D"
"Hello kids, remember, never brush your teeth with tar! Use TOOTHPASTE!"
"SuperWen, you're not allowed to advertise, that's for the commercials--"
"AND, HERE IS THE SUPER LONG TRAILER OF MY MOVIE COMING OUT, SUPERWEN
RETURNS!!!"
Trailer: "Why did you leave me, SuperWen?! Why?!"
"THE PLANE IS FALLING!!!"
"THE US IS BEING DESTROYED!!"
"My son's father is not my husband's, it is your's, SuperWen!!!"
"WHAT?! SUPERWEN IS A PIMP?!?!"
"Uhh..."
"GET OUT OF THE STUDIO!! *kicks SuperWen out and drags an unconscious
Li out of the closet* I will now introduce my new co-host, LI!!!
*uses Li as if he was a ventriliqust doll* HELLO I'M LI!! HI! HI!
I AM NOT DEAD DO NOT WORRY!!"
Yamato must pass a test...
Or forever be locked up in some Egyptian place!!!!
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Episode 42: I'm Really Having a Fun Time!...REALLY!
"Hello, I'm Li, and things are back to normal now, yep!"
"Yep yep!"
"Today's guest is TSUBAME! HELLO TSUBAME...youstupidbastardbeatingmewithabrokenb-daman"
"What was that?"
"Nothing."
"So, how did it feel to have YOUR B-DAMAN SMASHED IN HALF...WAHAHAHA!!"
"Uhh, it felt heartbroken at first, BUT THEN I GOT A NEW ONE!!"
"Right, you're boring, get the hell out of the studio."
KNOCK KNOCK
"WHAT?!"
"I'm here for a Li Yong Fa, you have a package"
"YAY!! Hmm...it's ticking--"
BOOOM!
This is written in ashes, debris, dust, etc: I have come for you...
To scare you to your death...
-
Episode 43: How Can a Marble give you a scratch?!
"There is no electricity, but this portable battery-powered camera
should do the trick! HELLO! I am Li, the studio exploded, all light
has disappeared, and one of the greatest episodes of all time is
today's! This episode was apparently voted #1, just barely beating
Gray's episode!"
"I voted for Gray's episode. -_-"
"And you forced me to vote for Gray's episode, but that's not entirely
the point. Oh, and the Golden Awards are coming up...I WAS NOMINATED,
=DDDD!!!!"
"For what?"
"For, best supporting actor! HA!"
"Oh, supporting actor is a crappy award to get, we all know best male
actor is the one to get, AND GRAY WAS NOMINATED FOR THAT! YAYS!"
"Oh, way to make me feel bad."
Wen should shut up.
Yes he should.
-
Episode 44: I'm Emo...for a few minutes.
"HIIMWENANDGRAYWONOMGANDYAANDTHISEPISODEISNOTIMPORTANTENOUGHTOCOVERSOLETSJUSTTALKABOUTGRAY'SVICTORY!"
"..."
"LIKEOMGICANTBELIEVEITGRAYISTHEAWESOME"
"......"
"OHRIGHTYOUDIDNTWINBESTSUPPORTSOMECATDID"
".......TODAY'S EPISODE WAS ABOUT YAMATO LOSING, HOORAY!"
"IAMSOHAPPYYESIAMGRAYISMYHERO..."
Nothing was ever written here.
-
Episode 45: Yeah, just jump off the cliff, just like that!
"I'm sad, I made Gray mad in this episode. T_T"
"Right, but you also almost told someone to die!"
"Which I don't care about at all because Gray was mad at me...=("
"...the whole episode was about Joshua and Cain--"
"AND THE FACT THAT GRAY WAS MAD AT ME, WEN! I MUST GO TO HIM AND
APOLOGIZE MANY MANY TIMES NOW! HE IS SO MUCH MORE IMPORTANT THAN WHO
LI IS! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO LI IS!"
"..."
"Do you think he'll forgive me?!"
"You're pathetic Wen, really, really pathetic."
So, Joshua almost died.
And--OMG I"M SO SORRY GRAY PLEASE FORGIVE MEHHHHH
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Episode 46: Cain, shut up.
"This episode was so great!!! Gray stood up and battled, but Cain was
being a MEANIE! Which is why I have him trapped in that cage behind
me, and why I knocked out Li so he won't tell anybody."
"PLEASE STEP OUT OF THE BUILDING WITH YOUR HANDS UP!!"
"So Cain, you hurt Gray. You made him fally down."
"...I made him "fally" down..."
"YES! YOU DID!"
"After you indirectly tried to kill Joshua! DIE!!! *strangles*"
"LOOK HOW EVIL HE IS! I CAN'T BREATHE! THIS HAS BEEN WE-"
"*THUD!*"
Nobody messes with JOSHUA! >:(
I wonder what to do with these two brothers...
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Episode 47: You Moron! You failed Li!
"Hi, I'm Cain McDonnell, YOUR MASTER! Right, screw whatever happened
in this episode. I will speak of the fact that I have taken over the
whole world, and this show is how I will speak to my followers! YOU
WILL ALL BE ENSLAVED AND MUST BUILD A GIANT TOMATO TO THROW INTO THE
SUN, THEN IT WILL BE ETERNAL DARKNESS!!!"
BAAMM!!!
"*THUD!*"
"Agh, where's Wen? Why the hell was Cain doing the show? Hm. Oh well,
today's episode is about Cain versus Gray--IT'S EPISODE 47?! NOT 46?!
HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN OUT?!"
"One day..."
"...oh."
"Well, today's episode is abo--"
CLANG!!
"*THUD!*"
Nobody will ever speak of this episode ever again.
Nothing ever occurred between 46 and 48, and you all know that.
-
Episode 48: Don't call me "Dude"
"Hello people. I am Enjyu, we are officially shutting down this show
due to the fact that it barely ever covers THE ACTUAL TOPIC. But, for
the last day, I will talk about 48. Yamato and some other people go
to some place and beat some cat statue for B-Energy, that is all."
"YOU CAN'T DO THIS! 49 IS AFTER! THE BEST EPISODE EVER!!"
"NO! 50 IS THE BEST!!"
*SALAMI!*
"Ugh, I just got smacked by a piece of meat...wtf?! I'M IN A NET?!"
"WE WILL FINISH THIS SHOW, ENJYU, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!!"
"Oh, and something did occur between 46 and 48, 47 did. WHERE ENJYU
WAS BRAINWASHED!!! Our guest today is Enjyu"
"What? It's 48, and I'm not going to talk about 47."
"You better, or you will face the meat again."
"OK! OK! Don't you know meat-torture is illegal?! Um, I got brainwashed.
Yeah."
"Ok then."
We will continue this show until the VERY END!
In the meantime, um, ooooh, shiny b-energy.
-
Episode 49: Yeah, we tried to kill each other.
"We did?"
"Oh, I never told Li what happened this episode..."
"You told me it was a filler, where Yamato, Gray, and Tsubame were
running up the stairs for all 30 minutes and you and I ate some fish
sandwiches..."
"Yeeeah."
"Why did you rename it, 'We tried to kill each other?'"
"Uhhh...*whispers* This episode me and Li fought, and I won...yes, yes
I did!! And there was a flashback and all that stuff"
"I can hear you."
"..."
"EXPLAIN."
"Brainwashed Li and me tried to kill each other, but it was ALL SAPPY
AT THE END! THEEEE END! No more B-Daman"
"Ok then."
"Actually episode 50 is better..."
Ok, Li's gone.
Now I can type it all up. ACTUALLY, brave and heroic Wen was daring
enough to stand up to his three-eyed corrupted little brother! With
all his strength, he managed to beat him easily, but the younger of the
two did not remember any of it. Oh, my beloved Gray and his friends
were running up the stairs for half an hour and we ate fish sandwiches
after ruining the place. Tharr.
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Episode 50: LIEK TEH GREATEST EPISODE EVAR
"I thought I renamed it: 'I Knew it! Cain was a mirror all along!'"
"Well I can rename it again"
"I thought we agreed that I name an episode every other day. TODAY IS
AN OTHER DAY!"
"Well admit it, it was the best episode evar, SO GREAT, SO SWEET! Gray
was so lonely back then. =(((("
"Ugh."
"AND I ALSO HAVE THE PICTURE HE HAS! See Li? YOU LOOK STUPID HERE"
"You look stupid too, why are you looking at your fingers?!"
"Well the stupid director told me to 'act nervous' beside Liena, why
the hell do I have to do that? WHo the hell cares about Liena...well
except Gray and I respect that Gray cares about Liena, =)"
"I think he wanted to hint that you had a thing for Liena"
"Well, Liena DOES look a lot like Gray, =DDDDDDDDDDD"
"...Oh God."
THIS IS THE BEST EPISODE EVAR.
GRAY WAS SO BRAVE AND HE BEAT CAIN AND CAIN WAS ALL DEAD LIKE A BARBIE
DOLL AND JOSHUA WAS ALL "I'M NOT TAKING ORDERS FROM YOU" AND CAIN WAS
ALL CRAZY AND GRAY WAS COOL IT WAS AWESOME MAN
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Episode 51: They're ALL DEAD!!!
"Remember that cave-in? Huh? Huh? Huh?! Well we never lived, we're
actually ghosts and Yamato thinks we're alive because he's stupid. We
never got a proper burial because we're under many tons of rocks. We
are dead. Yes."
"I thought the good side of Marda-B brought us back al-"
"WE WERE DEAD AND ARE STILL DEAD, LI! Now say BOO TO THE CAMERA! BOO
KIDS! BOO! WE ARE SCARY!"
"Hmph."
"Well you don't have to say boo, your face itself scares people already!"
"HEY!!!"
"Oh, and this is the second last episode, this talk show is almost over...=("
"TODAY'S GUEST IS...Neo-Shadow Alliance FOOT SOLDIERS!!"
"Hi guys!"
"Hello, WHY DID YOU KILL US?!"
"Aww, I'm so sowwie, it was in the script and we had no choice. Please
forgiveth us. =(((("
""Oh, um...what happens if I poke your armour?"
*POKE, Neo Shadow Aliance Foot Soldiers fall into pieces and die*
"Well, now we're even."
Enjyu came back.
Because of stupid Tsubame. This episode was bad, all about our hated
characters. =(
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Episode 52: Miracle, Sappiness, and Manga-painting...WOOT!
"The last episode, OHNOES! =(((((((((((((((((((((((("
"Stop exaggerating your actual sadness!"
"Sorry."
"Today Yamato and us and some other people LIKE GRAY saved the world
and it all ended. THE END! But it really ended at episode 50. These
were just really dramatic fillers."
"Yeah, what REALLY happened was that Marda-B won--"
"BUT ME AND GRAY ESCAPED TO THE MOON AND LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!"
"I thought what really happened was we all died, Yamato turned evil,
which is the whole plot of the next season!"
"Yes, the next season, YAMATO TURNS EVIL, few characters come back,
revived. And some new ones appear...SOME WHO ALSO HAVE LONG HAIR AND
OUTSTAGE ME, BASTARD!"
"And the new main characters are the YONG FA BROTHERS!! Always saving
the day!"
"AND THERE'S THIS TIGER DOOD WHO BROKE MY HAIR TIE!!! DAMN HIM!"
"Actually, I don't turn evil, and you have lesser parts--"
"SHUT UP YAMATO!!!"
"He's supposed to be our guest of the day..."
"WHY?! GRAY SHOULD BE! If we can't be the main characters, GRAY SHOULD
BE! HE SHOULD SAVE US ALL! NOT YAMATO!!! *takes Yamato's goggles and
puts them on Gray* THERE! Gray is now the main character."
"Ok, so tune in for next season, where Gray becomes the new main
character..."
The end.
Of this season.
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Episode 53: BONUS
"Hi! This is the bonus unaired episode that you can only get on DVD!
It's all about me and Gray on teh moon, and what happened to everybody
else that nobody cares about. Well, Yamato cries a lot, but his mom
makes him fish sandwiches and Yamato is all happy again. Some other
people just continued life. The statues that never turned back were
put on display. Li, Tsubame, and Enjyu went to hell after they died,
and then me and Gray lived happily ever after!!!"
"Wen...how can Mie make a sandwich for Yamato if she's a statue?!"
"Um, Gray gave pity and used his godly powers to unstatuefy Mie."
"WHY AM I IN HELL?!"
"Because you're the son of the devil right? IT IS WHERE YOU LIIIVE!!"
"Blah. Well, that's all for this season! AND THE END OF THE TALK SHOW
UNTIL NEXT SEASON!!!"
"IT'S NOT OVER YET! MY GUEST TODAY IS GRAY!!"
"Um, none of that ever happened"
"And what else did we enjoy on the moon?"
"We were never on the moon, it ended happily ever after"
"OF COURSE!! We went back to Earth and chucked statues at Yamato!"
"..."
"=DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"
"YOU HYPOCRITE! YOU SAID I COULDN'T EXAGGERATE MY EMOTION AND YOU CAN!"
"I don't think he's exaggerating..."
"=DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!"
"Just back away from him, back away..."
The actual ending.
Buhbye all! =D That's all folks!
