WTF is this?!
Oct. 15th, 2006 10:44 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
spottoYahaha, almost 4am and I is waiting for a subbed Sailor Moon episode download (where Minako is a NURSE!) so I decided to put this here before I put it on my brand new site that I haven't shown absolutely ANYBODY yet. That's right! To me it's one of the best layouts I have EVER made, it's comparable to my very good clan site which I'm also proud of it. It has my first extraction (yes I figured out how to use that tool now) and thus I am proud of it, very, very proud.
Did I mention it's completely blue, is about B-Daman, and the spotlight is Wen?
Anyway...
FEATURED PIC:
I have more than the reason of, "ZOMG THIS IS HOLY F**KING CUUTE" for choosing this.
Yes I did edit it and make it look like it was from the movies, but that's not the point. I chose this from my much disliked episode, which I forgot the name of because I only watched this episode ONCE. Everything else I've seen a rerun, EXCEPT this episode. Episode 14, AKA cheating girl Tsubame Vs. overly godly Li. But why did I choose this? Well for one the other images of him either look like he's constipated or just a regular one (I'm sorry, I'm not a big fan of the artist who draws Li, he does draw him cute, BUT JESUS CHRIST YOU DO NOT MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE SOME WEIRD ONION CRUNCHED FACE PERSON WHEN HE IS SHOCKED OR SOMETHING) Anyway...
He's still part of the Shadow Alliance at this point, so I'm just surprised at this picture. I mean I mostly forgot all about episode 14, but really, Li just smashed apart Wing Ninja and should look A) EVIL B) GUILTY or C) TURNED ON. Right, the 3rd one makes no sense and is a little wrong at his age, sue meh.
BUT THE POINT BEING, he looks like he's about to...HAVE FUN playing B-Daman after smashing another B-Daman! THIS IS VERY RARE PEOPLE! EVIL PEOPLE DO NOT LOOK LIKE THEY ARE HAVING FUN OR BEING GOOD UNTIL THEY ARE OFFICIALLY GOOD WHICH IS NOT FOR ANOTHER 14 EPISODES!!!
It's that or he's mocking Tsubame...MOCK MOCK MOCK MOCK! MOCK MOCK MOCK! MOCK! MOCK MOCK! MOCKEH!
Doesn't it look weird when his B-Daman is all COOL AND 3-D and he's some 2-D character?!
-BEGINNING OF MADEUP MOVIE PREVIEW-
THE PREVIEW OF THIS MOVIE WITH THE NOT VERY INFORMATIONAL PROMO PICTURE:
Yes, that's right B-Daman fans...a movie...coming out to theatres near you! Shockingly enough, the main character is not Yamato as this promo picture describes, no, it is the movie for the fangirls that love cute little boys and possibly the pedophiles, which is why we made LI the main character because those perverted old men would pay MILLIONs to see this cute boy do stuff! Unfortunately, the actor of Li will not make any real-life appearances to avoid actual pedophiles...
ANYWAY, the story goes like this.
Wen has decided to go on a LOOONG road trip with Yamato and Co., INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH, where they're going seems to be a TEN AND UP little adventure...DO WE SENSE XXX? No, this movie is not rated R, but actually PG13! So anybody younger is left behind. Did we mention it's such an AWESOME event that ABSOLUTELY EVERYBODY WENT TO IT except the younger kids, and since parents couldn't find babysitters (as they are at this very suspicious event) they just...LEFT them there, since it's highly probable that nobody BUT the kids will be left behind so there will be no trouble unless they start a fire or something.
So life continues...with no adults, teens, or preteens to bother them.
This obviously SCREAMS trouble.
The brattiest kids on the planet start vandalising and drug dealing...well not drug dealing, more like charging toys for 4 times the worth. By the way, the new currency is candy, WITH NO CANDY COMES NO THINGS LIKE FOOD, SHELTER, AND TOYS. Liquor stores are broken into and all the GOOD drinks are gone (for the adults that AWESOME event) so they find the crappy alcohol that has very little alcohol but in secret, IS A LIE and has A LOT of alcohol....So basically the b-daworld (other than where the AWESOME EVENT is taking place) is covered in crayon drawings of a sun with a smiley face and happy stickmen in a park. With kids sleeping on the streets because they can't afford the only food avaliable, candy.
Obviously there is another way of getting food to live on, that's right, B-DABATTLING WITH NO RULES AT ALL 'CAUSE KIDS HATE RULES!!
Now, the other younger than 10 kid is Asadou and he's escaped to the wilderness from the chaos that is all the cities, towns, and villages of the B-DaWorld. A kid named BOB becomes the ruler of the B-DaWorld with his superior amount of candy, and starts TAKING ALL CANDY with his kid-henchmen (who ally with him for a share of the candy) from all the kids, STARVING THEM!! This is where our HERO takes place.
Angered by the lack of candy and the crying starving kids that never shut up, Li decides to find this king of the B-DaWorld to retrieve the candy and save this generation. It is then when he learns of KING BOB actually scheduling this event that attracts all ages 10 and up, WHAT WAS HIS GENIUS OF DOING THIS? He told everybody that if ABSOLUTELY EVERYBODY EXCEPT THE UNDER 10 KIDS COME HERE, he promises to assassinate George W. Bush of Earth, WHO IS ALSO BLAMED for the problems of this world. WHen they get there they will be CAPTURED!!!
Li was also angered as how this person used the killing of Bush as bait, WHICH IS VERY CRUEL because EVERYBODY will DO ANYTHING to destroy the devil named George W. Bush! Li journeys FAR AND WIDE (through deserts and tundras!) to the base of this evil child.
Which is in a chocolate factory, CHARLIE'S CHOCOLATE FACTORY!
"I am the red dragon of justice, and you are taking the joy of every child of the B-DaWorld! For that, I cannot forgive you, and I will punish you!" (TOO MUCH SAILOR MOON, >>) Li's speech is heard as he performs very corny poses, BUT THEN HE WILL ATTACK.
KIng Bob laughs, "Then I challenge you, Li! TO A DUEL TO THE END! Loser is grounded for 2 months!"
Li gasps as such a risk, "TWO MONTHS?! That's insane!"
"Are you too afraid to sacrifice such a precious thing? MAKE THAT THREE MONTHS!"
"Never will I lose, I accept your challenge!" Li bravely announces to the VERY grave consequence if he loses.
"This game will be B-DAMAN: RULES OF KING BOB, that means I invent all the rules as we go on. If you do not agree you will be grounded for three months."
Li growls, this is a battle that will be hard to win indeed.
"The rules are, King Bob wins automatically..."
"......WHAAAT?!"
"THAT'S RIGHT! I WIN YOU LOSE! NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM!"
Three months after the HARSH AND CRUEL PUNISHMENT, Li luckily survives this torture given by the merciless KING BOB!!!!
"So I see three months was not enough to OBLITERATE YOU!"
"I challenge you...again..."
Three months later...
Li once again survives the cruel and harsh punishment...
INSTEAD..."I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DHB: NO RULES FIGHT!"
"Hm, fine, if I win you get grounded for FOUR months!"
"But...THAT WILL..."
"Yes, it will, it will end your joys of freedom for FOUR MONTHS!!!"
"You cannot do that, that is a punishment too cruel even for the ADULTS!"
"You either accept and if you don't YOU FORFEIT!"
"I ACCEPT!"
Thus the battle begins, whoever wins this survival of the fittest, for to be grounded for four months is even worse than the death sentence...
Good night.
Did I mention it's completely blue, is about B-Daman, and the spotlight is Wen?
Anyway...
FEATURED PIC:
I have more than the reason of, "ZOMG THIS IS HOLY F**KING CUUTE" for choosing this.
Yes I did edit it and make it look like it was from the movies, but that's not the point. I chose this from my much disliked episode, which I forgot the name of because I only watched this episode ONCE. Everything else I've seen a rerun, EXCEPT this episode. Episode 14, AKA cheating girl Tsubame Vs. overly godly Li. But why did I choose this? Well for one the other images of him either look like he's constipated or just a regular one (I'm sorry, I'm not a big fan of the artist who draws Li, he does draw him cute, BUT JESUS CHRIST YOU DO NOT MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE SOME WEIRD ONION CRUNCHED FACE PERSON WHEN HE IS SHOCKED OR SOMETHING) Anyway...
He's still part of the Shadow Alliance at this point, so I'm just surprised at this picture. I mean I mostly forgot all about episode 14, but really, Li just smashed apart Wing Ninja and should look A) EVIL B) GUILTY or C) TURNED ON. Right, the 3rd one makes no sense and is a little wrong at his age, sue meh.
BUT THE POINT BEING, he looks like he's about to...HAVE FUN playing B-Daman after smashing another B-Daman! THIS IS VERY RARE PEOPLE! EVIL PEOPLE DO NOT LOOK LIKE THEY ARE HAVING FUN OR BEING GOOD UNTIL THEY ARE OFFICIALLY GOOD WHICH IS NOT FOR ANOTHER 14 EPISODES!!!
It's that or he's mocking Tsubame...MOCK MOCK MOCK MOCK! MOCK MOCK MOCK! MOCK! MOCK MOCK! MOCKEH!
Doesn't it look weird when his B-Daman is all COOL AND 3-D and he's some 2-D character?!
-BEGINNING OF MADEUP MOVIE PREVIEW-
THE PREVIEW OF THIS MOVIE WITH THE NOT VERY INFORMATIONAL PROMO PICTURE:
Yes, that's right B-Daman fans...a movie...coming out to theatres near you! Shockingly enough, the main character is not Yamato as this promo picture describes, no, it is the movie for the fangirls that love cute little boys and possibly the pedophiles, which is why we made LI the main character because those perverted old men would pay MILLIONs to see this cute boy do stuff! Unfortunately, the actor of Li will not make any real-life appearances to avoid actual pedophiles...
ANYWAY, the story goes like this.
Wen has decided to go on a LOOONG road trip with Yamato and Co., INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH, where they're going seems to be a TEN AND UP little adventure...DO WE SENSE XXX? No, this movie is not rated R, but actually PG13! So anybody younger is left behind. Did we mention it's such an AWESOME event that ABSOLUTELY EVERYBODY WENT TO IT except the younger kids, and since parents couldn't find babysitters (as they are at this very suspicious event) they just...LEFT them there, since it's highly probable that nobody BUT the kids will be left behind so there will be no trouble unless they start a fire or something.
So life continues...with no adults, teens, or preteens to bother them.
This obviously SCREAMS trouble.
The brattiest kids on the planet start vandalising and drug dealing...well not drug dealing, more like charging toys for 4 times the worth. By the way, the new currency is candy, WITH NO CANDY COMES NO THINGS LIKE FOOD, SHELTER, AND TOYS. Liquor stores are broken into and all the GOOD drinks are gone (for the adults that AWESOME event) so they find the crappy alcohol that has very little alcohol but in secret, IS A LIE and has A LOT of alcohol....So basically the b-daworld (other than where the AWESOME EVENT is taking place) is covered in crayon drawings of a sun with a smiley face and happy stickmen in a park. With kids sleeping on the streets because they can't afford the only food avaliable, candy.
Obviously there is another way of getting food to live on, that's right, B-DABATTLING WITH NO RULES AT ALL 'CAUSE KIDS HATE RULES!!
Now, the other younger than 10 kid is Asadou and he's escaped to the wilderness from the chaos that is all the cities, towns, and villages of the B-DaWorld. A kid named BOB becomes the ruler of the B-DaWorld with his superior amount of candy, and starts TAKING ALL CANDY with his kid-henchmen (who ally with him for a share of the candy) from all the kids, STARVING THEM!! This is where our HERO takes place.
Angered by the lack of candy and the crying starving kids that never shut up, Li decides to find this king of the B-DaWorld to retrieve the candy and save this generation. It is then when he learns of KING BOB actually scheduling this event that attracts all ages 10 and up, WHAT WAS HIS GENIUS OF DOING THIS? He told everybody that if ABSOLUTELY EVERYBODY EXCEPT THE UNDER 10 KIDS COME HERE, he promises to assassinate George W. Bush of Earth, WHO IS ALSO BLAMED for the problems of this world. WHen they get there they will be CAPTURED!!!
Li was also angered as how this person used the killing of Bush as bait, WHICH IS VERY CRUEL because EVERYBODY will DO ANYTHING to destroy the devil named George W. Bush! Li journeys FAR AND WIDE (through deserts and tundras!) to the base of this evil child.
Which is in a chocolate factory, CHARLIE'S CHOCOLATE FACTORY!
"I am the red dragon of justice, and you are taking the joy of every child of the B-DaWorld! For that, I cannot forgive you, and I will punish you!" (TOO MUCH SAILOR MOON, >>) Li's speech is heard as he performs very corny poses, BUT THEN HE WILL ATTACK.
KIng Bob laughs, "Then I challenge you, Li! TO A DUEL TO THE END! Loser is grounded for 2 months!"
Li gasps as such a risk, "TWO MONTHS?! That's insane!"
"Are you too afraid to sacrifice such a precious thing? MAKE THAT THREE MONTHS!"
"Never will I lose, I accept your challenge!" Li bravely announces to the VERY grave consequence if he loses.
"This game will be B-DAMAN: RULES OF KING BOB, that means I invent all the rules as we go on. If you do not agree you will be grounded for three months."
Li growls, this is a battle that will be hard to win indeed.
"The rules are, King Bob wins automatically..."
"......WHAAAT?!"
"THAT'S RIGHT! I WIN YOU LOSE! NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM!"
Three months after the HARSH AND CRUEL PUNISHMENT, Li luckily survives this torture given by the merciless KING BOB!!!!
"So I see three months was not enough to OBLITERATE YOU!"
"I challenge you...again..."
Three months later...
Li once again survives the cruel and harsh punishment...
INSTEAD..."I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DHB: NO RULES FIGHT!"
"Hm, fine, if I win you get grounded for FOUR months!"
"But...THAT WILL..."
"Yes, it will, it will end your joys of freedom for FOUR MONTHS!!!"
"You cannot do that, that is a punishment too cruel even for the ADULTS!"
"You either accept and if you don't YOU FORFEIT!"
"I ACCEPT!"
Thus the battle begins, whoever wins this survival of the fittest, for to be grounded for four months is even worse than the death sentence...
Good night.
