You basta*d!!!!!11

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I watched a LF movie made by some people. (They were untalented as in they recorded off playing the game rather than using say, FLASH, to make it) Now, a good movie is the Alpha series, simply because it was made professionally and Henry is not a bad guy. Despite John dead and a bad guy, but this movie enraged me to the fact that all the characters I hated were the good guys and every bad guy was ALL my favourites...I rather LFO's generic predictable personalities for everybody rather than this!!!

First, sometimes I make John (and MAAAYBE Bat) Julian's son because their power colour is similar (purple) and...such. But I see no connection in Henry being Firzen's son because Henry is some random bow dude (who MAY or MAY NOT be an elf...) I know it's their story but I have the right to complain, knowing they'll never change it, but bitchin' is the reason for this LJ, really. =P

'tis a storm outside, and I have my cheese bread. Let us write a story that Spot would never bitch about...

Henry: Hello, I'm Henry, your random bow dude who MAY or MAY NOT be an elf depending on which game you play, LF2 or LFO, but we'll figure that out later, =P. This adventure shows me pwning everybody, and yet I also suck *grr* as well. I don't like that, but I'm not the writer of this story for the love of go--, okay, I'll stick to the bloody script!!! Ahem, uh, enjoy?

The wind blew in all directions, Freeze was training alone and in private...

Freeze: Deck the halls with boughs of holly, falalalalalalala... *shoots ice ball*

Suddenly, a blast of energy is about to hit him! Then a ninja star smashes that blast of energy just before it could hit the unsuspecting Freeze!

Freeze: Whooooa...

Rudolf: Who goes there?!

John: Why did you stop my blast?!

Rudolf: Shooting innocent people from behind is a dirty trick!

John: We're playing energy blast tag! And he ditched us!

Rudolf: *hates that game because he can't shoot an energy blast and constantly is left out* >=(

John: Whaaat?!

Rudolf: ENERGY BLAST TAG IS A DISCRIMINATION TO THOSE WHO CANNOT SHOOT AN ENERGY BLAST!

John: You cannot do the most basic of all techniques?!

Rudolf: ...I never meant--

John: Wow, I'm so sorry I argued with you, because well, that's sad.

Rudolf: ...

Freeze: ...*whistles and escapes the argument*

Rudolf: Yeah?! Well I can do something BETTER than that!

John: LIke what? Let's see you try!!!

Rudolf: THIS!! *grabs John and transforms into him!!!*

John: WTF?!

Rudolf: NOW I CAN SHOOT AN ENERGY BLAST! HYAH! *shoots John's energy blast*

John: OW! YOU HIT ME!!!

Rudolf: THat's for discrimination!

John: Well why don't you do that TO play tag?!

Rudolf: Oh...I never realized tha--

*suddenly a mysterious archer comes barging into the scene*

Henry: You two should LEARN TO COOPERATE! It is simple mathematics that Rudolf can just turn into anybody he wants to play energy blast tag! And John should not be a bully and leave people out! THAT IS TODAY'S LESSON!

Rudolf: ...you can't shoot an energy blast either.

Henry: ...SHUT UP!

Rudolf and John: *laugh away*

THE END.

Byebye.