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Escape reality.
Enter fantasy.
Welcome all to Figumate Budokai #2!
We are all here annually to celebrate the greatness that is the figumates!

Today's competitors, specially picked out by the awesome KIRAMI-CHAN! With much speculation, this wondrous person has chosen the next person to fight the next enemy from the PURPLE BRIGADE! The member of the Purple Brigade whom will fight a Negima character is...

LOBOMON/WOLFMON OF DIGIMON FRONTIER!

His unfortunate (or fortunate) opponent, whom is specially chosen by Kirami-chan, is...

HASEGAWA CHISAME OF NEGIMA!

Your commentators are:
AULDY THE POLAR BEAR!
VASH THE STAMPEDE!

Your announcer is:
ASAKURA KAZUMI!

Our audience features...
A giant snake.
A baby seal. (No, not Nodoka)
A tiger.
An uglier tiger.
Spot's most precious doll, Spot.
Chachazero.
Evangeline A.K. McDowell, last year's champion!
Chao Lingshen, also selling nikuman from Chao Bao Zi that partly sponsors this event.
Aisaka Sayo
Kagurazaka Asuna
Negi Springfield
Kagusa Misora
Narutaki Twin #1 and #2

This event is also sponsored by: "All things supporting K/S":


Let us begin this EXCITING EVENT!!!

(please excuse all skinny fingers and horrible quality videos, arigato)



Welcome to a very special event sponsored by Chao Bao Zi and All Things Supporting K/S! Today is an exciting day!



Lobomon has advantages in skill, size, and strength. Can Chisame's cosplaying powers win?



Our favourite commentors return for this exciting event! The bear is named after Alex Auld of the Florida Panthers in the NHL, while the plushie is named after and is obviously of Vash the Stampede from the exciting Anime called Trigun!



As the competition heats up, let's hear from some of the audience members!
Giant Snake: This is boring.
There you have it!



Are the competitors nervous? Who will be the victor in the end? The photographer apologizes for giving you a blurry picture. She does not have the photography skills of Kazumi or Chisame I am afraid.



According to our betting pools, about 98% of all bets are on Lobomon right now. Apparently he can shoot awesome lasers and can use light sabers like some high jedi! Win he will? Know we will later!



Chisame on the other hand, has abilities one may not have heard of. Such as the ability to throw carrot plushies at your face! Did you know about 2% of all carrot plushie throws end in death? The more you know!



One more thing, my router is sexy. Yes, the more you know.



The laptop really is Chisame's, and that 'rock' is a Squash ball. I'll be playing Squash tomorrow with a few friends.
Let us begin the part everybody is HERE FOR!



Now wasn't that exciting!? No, not really. Well, CONTINUING ON!



Oh right, kids at home, please do not try these stunts on your own. These things are being done by PROFESSIONALS, if you don't listen, YOU COULD LOSE AN ARM! Even professionals get hurt too! ^



Does this discourage you silly jackass men now? DOES IT!?



Also, performing these dangerous stunts at home may also hurt those ALL AROUND YOU! Please refrain from copying the daredevil stuff.



The lighting is pretty bad above, lol.

Now for the next round.



Oh yeah, everything that happens actually did. Chisame losing an arm actually happened. NOTHING IS FAKE. THIS IS NOT JERRY SPRINGER.



What a dangerous sport it is! Let's ask an audience member how they see this tournament now?

Negi: It's very dangerous, I don't think my students should participate in them.
Tiger: It's very exciting and action orientated. If someone took out potential competitors from such an event, I will bite their head off.
Negi: It's a great event, all my students should become challengers.



Even those who win get hurt, xP. Excuse the dustiness of that box lid. xP



Yes folks, even those who do nothing in the event, have nothing to do with the event, is several miles away from the event, get hurt.
In other news, there are no nurses or healers by the name of Ako and Konoka in the event either.



IT EVEN DESTROYS YOUR ECONOMY! D:



And those who hate the event incredibly badly can end it at will! I say, it really is a dangerous thing to do at home.



Imprisoning all your buddies watching you attempt those stunts. Well, if you still want to go ahead and die, Chao Bao Zi and All Things Supporting KS are not responsible.
(There is a typo in the above pictures, Kazumi means round 3. =P)





Fanservice included.



Wimpy men also included.



*doesn't have anything stupid to add anymore*



Yes, that is Chachazero deep within the bowels of...BETWEEN A BEAR AND VASH! *gasps*



If she can't become a reporter, being a convienient plot device will suffice.



...hey look, a penny!



I apologize for anything OOC. xP



Also apologize for the lack of "OMG SHE THREATENED SAYO WE MUST PANIC" because Sayo is dead.



It's true! SHE WILL! OOOO:

Well that's about it, now I don't have a shelf to put these figumates on. My mom's room lacks a shelf too, but my brother's room does have a shelf. However, his room has no TV, while my room and my parent's room does, thus the TV replaces the shelf.
THUS:


Viola, and goodbye.


R-POTE: Yuuna/Ayaka

GOOD NIGHT!

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