The FEMALE side...lol.
Apr. 15th, 2007 02:59 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
spottoI'm saving up with my friend for a PS2 that we'll share. (Not a PS3, while PS3's are like 800% better, they are also an 800% increase in price, xP) I wonder what games I'll get for it. Definitely DDR though, lol.
So I caught up with PPGZ you see. Watched episode 36-41 today, and it was mildly amusing. The episodes were better than I expected, though some I particularly were bored of. (That KEN episode, for example. Hate that kid, or any of the Princess episodes. Don't like her much either.) The YOU BROKETH TEH MOON, zomg gruff ROLLING BUBBLES voice, Shoujo Vs. Shounen, and strawberry underwear episodes were the best though, =P Oh yeah, next episode = RRB crossdressing. Not that I like RRB, but it'd be an interesting episode. xP
I also found a LONG LOST fancomic of Sailor Moon yesterday and was reading it for much of the night. (Until 5am respectively, xP) I seem to be a sucker for girls with red bows on their heads. They always become my favourite character for some reason. (They're always hilarious, xP)
And FINALLY...what AOI has been waiting for (I said Aoi because she is essentially the only person who reads this story) (The two new characters appearing are pretty obvious)
Chapter 10: OTTER.
Everybody turned and looked at the menacing bunny-rabbit standing at the doorway. A flash of lightning crackled in the distance, causing a bright radiance onto the barn. Silence was not there for long, as a red and white crane, angry with these strange animals, started to growl. The calico cat known as Anya didn’t really care for why these wild mammals were infuriating the residence within the barn. She was about to walk off, but was stopped by Yuuna.
“I don’t know who you think you are, cat, but you aren’t ditching us after what you called me!”
The bunny-rabbit coughed, to catch their attention, “I have your ojou-sama. I also seized your best defence, the cow. If you want to see either of these animals alive again, I suggest you follow our demands…”
”Yay! For once I’m not a hostage!” The voice of a hamster echoed. Suddenly a wolf jumped at Natsumi swatting her with its paw. The young rodent screeched to a stop in front of the ravenous bunny-rabbit. The sunflower-seed gatherer jumped up, attempting to run off from the same dire fate she faced several times during her lifetime. Not surprisingly, the giraffe kept the buck-toothed rodent from running off.
Setsuna yelled, ignoring what happened to the hamster, “Who are you and why have you taken ojou-sama!?”
”You know, why is she called ojou-sama in the first place? I’ve always wondered,” added the canary.
“This is NOT the time to ask that question!” Setsuna replied to the curious bird. She cringed from the high amount of decibels the crane had.
Kazumi muttered, “I was just asking.”
The bunny-rabbit smiled, “I am the Dark Evangel. You also call me the Demon of the Night, which is a dumb name and if you call me that once again I will kill y…”
”OH MY GOD! IT’S THE DEMON OF THE NIGHT!”
A penguin pointed from outside in neat gaspingly fashion. An owl and a seal were right behind her, though they weren’t as loud as the penguin when they saw the evil bunny-rabbit standing there. The wolves all ran towards the three wild animals, edging to capture them as well. Luckily, Haruna and Nodoka jumped into the river close by, while Yue flew into the sky. They narrowly avoided being wolf food.
“Anyway, you know what I said. Dead animals if you don’t comply with my demands…”
Setsuna growled, “What do you want then!?”
”Blood, lots of blood.”
The crane pushed the canary towards the bunny-rabbit, “Here, her wing is injured, plenty of blood. NOW GIVE ME BACK MY OJOU-SAMA!”
”Oi!” Kazumi yelled, marching back to where she was standing.
Ku Fei growled, knowing that several animals were in trouble, including the hamster which only she was allowed to play “hostage” with for no reason. The striped tigery cat stormed towards the black bunny-rabbit of evil and doom. The long-eared animal, noticing the attack commencing, decided to run towards the feline as well. Suddenly, the bunny-rabbit tripped on a stick, causing her to unintentionally duck as the cat leapt into the air, seeing as she missed her target, the feline bashed into a wall.
“Uh, Kuu-chan?” Ako muttered. She didn’t know what to say after what happened.
”Ow! Stupid stick! Whose stupid stick is this!?” The Dark Evangel picked up the stick and smashed it in half with her powerful limbs. This caused the penguin to poke her head out of the river outside.
”She broke my new pointy stick! I’m angry!”
”Now, now Paru, I think you should calm down a bit…” Yue muttered as she flew above the river.
The Antarctic bird clenched her fin to resemble a fist, “Never! That stick took days to craft so it’d have the perfect sharpness! How will I ever make pictures that look like things without it!?”
The penguin jumped out of the water, and in a FURY OF RAGE she stormed through the wolves. The wind that resulted from the rampage of the penguin scooped up the wolves into the air, causing them to fall backwards. She had almost reached the bunny-rabbit, when the giraffe suddenly picked her up. The fury of Haruna could not affect the size of the long-necked animal standing there, and so, Haruna was captured.
“Damn.”
Another wolf walked into the scene. It was Kotaro, who had been asleep for four chapters. The wolf had noticed Chizuru missing, and so had come to demand where the cow had gone. He suddenly noticed the Dark Evangel, her servant wolves, and the giant menacing and somewhat random giraffe standing there.
”So that’s where you’ve been, Kotaro,” the bunny-rabbit started, “don’t run off like that again.”
The wolf asked, not exactly in a polite tone, either, “Are you responsible for the disappearance of the resident cow!?”
”Ah, her. I have a bear watching her. What’s so important about her?”
”I demand that you—“
”WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!?” Suddenly, the animal with the most authority of every animal at the moment had arrived. It was a human named Hasegawa Chisame.
The farmer growled, “So that’s why there was more noise than usual in this stupid barn! There’s a million wolves and even a freakin’ giraffe here! GET OUT! OUT! SHOO!”
Animal instinct jumped in as the Dark Evangel signalled for her minions to retreat. She took all the hostages with her and smiled at them all. The sinister grin was mostly meant for Setsuna, knowing that the deal was still on. If the crane and the rest of the animals did not come with a significant amount of blood, her wolves will have some delicious koala for dinner, and perhaps the other animals as side dishes.
Kotaro was about to run off to chase the animals, when Chisame suddenly closed the barn doors. She usually never closes them, but now she had realized that her animals would run off, or be very vulnerable if the door was open. Not noticing that her cow was gone, or that there were a few wild animals in the barn in the first place, the grumpy net idol slammed the door closed and locked it. She walked back into her house to get some sleep.
”That’s just great,” Kazumi said, when suddenly a crane and a wolf started clawing and pecking the barn door, trying to get out.
Ako said, “Um, mama, the only animal that can break down the door is Chizuru-san…”
The crane suddenly turned at the wolf, “Do you work for that stupid rabbit!?”
”Bunny-rabbit.”
”Shut up Kazumi! Do you!?”
”Hey, you dumb crane. I want to get out as much as you. She took Chizunee and Natsumi-san!”
”Okay, animals on the inside…the owl and seal outside here are trying to open the door, but we can’t. The lock is incredibly heavy,” muttered Yue, “but I have an idea. We know someone who might be able to open the door, but we won’t be back for a few hours of so. Have fun while you’re waiting or something. Don’t touch the special water.”
”Eh? Special water?”
”DON’T TOUCH IT.”
”…okay…”
Yuuna still stood there, “…I’m so damned confused right now.”
Anya had already left. She walked back into the house and slammed the door shut, so other animals could not follow her, to possibly to find a way out by storming Chisame’s home.
“So! Who wants waffles?” Kazumi suddenly said. An urge for food had struck her stomach. (Interestingly enough when I came back to finish this fanfic, I was eating waffles)
Suddenly every animal, besides the otter and calico cat, glared at the yellow canary.
“I want some!” Yuuna said, raising her paw, and then she became the victim for the next set of angry eyes put upon her.
“What?”
Setsuna sat down growling, feeling very restless since all she could do at that very moment was to wait for the seal and owl to return before she could help her beloved koala. The frustrating feeling set within her did not help when she actually did smell waffles being cooked. Turning her head, she noticed a yellow bird and a slender mammal essentially cooking waffles.
”You were actually serious about the waffles!? Where’d you get the batter anyway!?!?!” The crane yelled.
Yuuna pointed at a small hole in the wall, “Outside.”
“…OUTSIDE!? THERE WAS A HOLE THERE THAT NOBODY SAW BEFORE OR MENTIONED UNTIL A NEED FOR FOOD!?”
Kazumi chuckled, “Well it never came to mind when we were suddenly locked in that we weren’t really actually locked in…”
”DO YOU REALIZE THE PRECIOUS TIME YOU WAST…oh forget it. I’m not wasting my breath scolding you. I’m going to go get ojou-sama back!” The crane stomped out of the barn. It was at that moment that the out cold tiger-like housecat started stirring.
Ku Fei rubbed her head as she got up. She suddenly looked around, wondering where that evil black bunny-rabbit had gone, “What happened-aru?”
“You hit the wall, Kuu-chan!” Ako explained, flapping up her wings to emphasize.
Kotaro, meanwhile, was bashing at the hole. Setsuna was a little too big for the hole and was now stuck in between the outside and inside. Apparently nobody noticed their dilemma for a few minutes despite the fact that they had asked for help several times. It was only when Setsuna screamed at how absentminded the other animals were when they got the attention they needed.
Ku Fei crawled to the hole and pushed Setsuna out, “So the Dark Evangel escaped with four hostages-aru, and now we have to get them back, arune?”
“Why do we have to do that?” The otter asked. Once again, she was a victim of yet another set of glares put upon her, “What!? I don’t know what’s going on, or who you animals are!”
”Because ojou-sama is very important, and so is that cow, maybe the penguin, and probably not the hamster…” Setsuna started, “regardless, we have to save them all anyway.”
Kazumi looked around, “So where exactly do you think they went?”
“We’re right here.” A voice sounded behind them.
They turned around and alas, there was the Dark Evangel with her minions. Mana the bear had joined them now, and their hostages were nowhere in sight. The crane growled at the scene, and she quickly demanded for Konoka unsurprisingly. There were no bits of silence to be found though, since Kazumi and Yuuna’s munching of their waffles could constantly be heard in the background, quickly destroying any serious momentum.
“So basically we are supposed to fight a thousand wolves, a gigantic giraffe, and an enormous bear that is for some reason listening to some small bunny and all we have is one wolf, a cat, some useless birds, and me?”
The black long-eared animal gritted her sharp teeth in annoyance, “I am not just ‘some small bunny’, I have authority, and with it, I command any animal I wish. Anyway, where is the blood?”
”We’ll fight for your hostages,” Kotaro said.
”How stupidly brave. Alright then.”
”We are going to DIE.”
”Shut up Kazumi! I’m trying to think!”
Suddenly, Ako tugged on Kazumi’s feathers, “Oneechan!”
”What is it Ako?”
The younger bird pointed to her right, and the canary turned her head. There was a gigantic green creature coming towards them. Yuuna turned her head too, and the otter was quickly running towards the giant green creature.
“YOU! You ruined my life! I challenge you to a duel right now!”
”What the hell is that retarded beaver doing?” Kotaro asked.
Ku Fei added, “Uh, I don’t think she likes being called a beaver, aruyo…”
”DID YOU JUST CALL ME A BEAVER!?”
”If she’s not a beaver, then what is she? A mole? A possum? A wingless bat?”
Yuuna turned around and finished her last waffle, “I’M A (beep) OTTER!”
”A (beep) otter? Never heard of a (beep) otter…”
”Oneechan? What’s a (beep) otter?”
”Yuuna, you’re corrupting Ako’s innocence!”
”Oh for the love of god, this is pathetic,” the Dark Evangel said.
The green creature smiled, “I’ve been told by a seal and an owl that you are needed of my help, de-gozaru.”
”Shut up, you stupid kappa!” Yuuna snapped back, “I’ll deal with you after I tell that dumb wolf what a (beep) otter (beep) is!”
The creature, now known as a kappa, replied, “Kind of being rude, are you not, de-gozaru?”
”If you don’t stop swearing I’m going to tell you what I put in your waffles!” Kazumi threatened.
Out of the blue, a brand new voice was heard throughout the whole endless quarrel between the countless animals standing around. They all turned their heads and noticed a furry little squirrel sitting on a tree branch. It was holding a nut and was passing by and heard the outbreak of voices at this area.
“There is no fighting here! Please do not fight!”
I be done. xP
R-P0T3: Hakase/Chao
